I sleep better in a bed by myself, but my girlfriend wants to sleep in the same bed as me. What do I do?

I sleep better in a bed by myself, but my girlfriend wants to sleep in the same bed as me.

What do I do? I don't want my gains to suffer.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be honest and upfront with her by telling her she’s stealing your sleep gains. be sure to call her a gains goblin

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You make her sleep in sleepingbag at the floor

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a bigger bed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. I have a king bed with my wife and it’s like she’s not even there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your divorce...
        We always sleep hugging each other

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure he loves you very much. Grats

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based bro. Me and my wife too. There is quite literally nothing better than sleeping naked while hugging your wife.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I broke up with a girl over this after she got mad I never stayed the night to sacrifice my gains to poor sleep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did this 1 month ago too. No regrets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I broke up with a girl over this after she got mad I never stayed the night to sacrifice my gains to poor sleep.

        Based bros. Was dating a girl for 2 months and whenever we slept together she wanted me to hold her. I cannot sleep if I'm touching another person. My ex before used to sleep ass to ass with me when we slept and never had an issue. Tried to explain this to the other girl and she wanted none of it, said that she either gets spooned by me or she doesn't sleep over.

        When I told her "ok don't sleep over then" she absolutely lost her shit. Good times.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          According to fit, she should now like and respect you more now that you showed clear boundaries and treated her like a child with little input

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Any girl who makes a demand like that with an ultimatum should be treated like a child

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From my experience, it’s just a matter of getting used to another person sleeping next to you. Nowadays, I sleep much better cuddling with my gf

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You get used it.
    t. Marriedfag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll even be depending on it at one point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, i find it hard to sleep without her there when i have to travel

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I am so used to being alone for nearly 3 decades of my life now that I literally can't even imagine sleeping with an actual human being right beside me, the mere concept of that being so alien and foreign to me it might as well not even exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haha yeah imagine someone wanting to be by your side like that and you wanting them also. Haha.

      I can't believe that shit actually exists. jdimsa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was me (aside from hotel trips) but when I got a girlfriend I learned I literally slept like a baby with a gorl beside me. I even started snoring which I previously had no record of doing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you never have to sleep next to family members because you've had guests and all of the beds were taken? you literally forgot they exist unless you touch and that's just annoying because their body heat affects you and makes your sleep quality worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No worries, I'll spoon you bro.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep on the couch now. It's impossible for me to get a good night's sleep seeing as I'm already 400c in bed and she only makes it hotter by wanting to hug.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't hug her back every damn night
      I hate you loving-gf havers so much it's unreal greetings from Kyrgyzstan

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Or you fuck her so hard you sleep like a log

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw not had sex with gf for over a year

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jamal has done that for you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mate what in Christ's name are you still doing with her then?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be a real man and let her sleep with another guy and jack off to it while watching them.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep better with my wife actually. I used to have horrible nightmares about pretty much every night as a kid. On family vacations I had the reputation of being "a kicker" and usually wound up sleeping on the floor. In high school I was an insomniac and would sometimes go days with no more than a couple hours of sleep.

    When my wife and I started dating our senior year of high school, I noticed the insomnia was much less frequent. When we moved in together and started sharing a bed, it was virtually gone. She also said I never kick her in my sleep but I sometimes steal the blankets. I very rarely have nightmares, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      :,)
      happy for you bro
      i hope i will also have someone each night to cuddle with

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't natural to sleep with other people. It is a modern perversion that is promulgated by hollywood and big mattress. Sleep in your own bed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't big matress want people to sleep separated to use more matresses?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I thought about that after posting. maybe big mattress only wants to sell big mattresses though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You’re thinking of Big Big Mattress, no affiliation with Big Mattress

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            shit thanks senpai appreciate it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello fellow ISTizens. I have represented both Big Mattress and Big Big Mattress for many years. We want you to buy the fuckhueg, ofcourseyouneed boxframe, etc.

    As an actual human male, if I ever allow a woman into my home on a permanent basis I have a proposal: separate beds.

    If you can fit a King, you can fit two Twins (as a 6"3' master race I'd need a long Twin). If you feel like fucking, great, go at it. You can even cuddle sleep in the other bed so you don't sleep in the gallons I'm sure you make your lady produce.

    I like having a small place, but I can see the argument for separate bedrooms entirely.

    >single, 41, homeowner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro what the hell are you talking about.
      stop sperging here and go start a family

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We are discussing how to get good sleep when you have a partner. I'm suggesting having separate beds. Others adjust to sharing a bed and come to prefer it.

        Producing expensive ass kids is not what we are talking about, but since you mention it: Fucking Nope. I'll take vacations where I want, and in the end, I'll probably pay for your welps to attend school.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do nt worry OP, i will sleep with your wife

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