I tried bros...but this is fucking disgusting. Why did God made healthy food taste so bad?

I tried bros...but this is fricking disgusting. Why did God made healthy food taste so bad?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t. eats steamed plain broccoli

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
      What's the point of eating this if you're gonna cover it with cheese, lard and salt? Might as well just throw one broccoli inside a Big Mac

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just put salt, garlic powder, black pepper, and paprika on it and throw it in the air fryer. christ

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No thanks, I'll take it pure, as it should be.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly you can throw it into an airfryer plain... or really any oven at 450 degrees as long as you don't crowd the pan. Crowding makes it cook in the steam, which inhibits browning, thus inhibiting the "roasted flavor".
            If you can afford oil in your diet, this promotes more browning and thus better flavor. Salt and garlic are also good add-ins. Sprinkle a bit of lemon juice on after it's done cooking for the best results.
            Personally I roast broccoli plain about 50% of the time because prepping all the other ingredients is a pain.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > as it should be
            The word "salad" is derived from ancient Latin word for "salted vegetables." Ancient Roman centurious used to be paid in salt. That's where the word "salary" comes from. If you do not eat your vegetables with salt, then you don't know a goddamn thing about what you are doing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dr. Gatica Flitzpatricks said broccoli and other carciferois vegetablues help reduce the insulin LOAD from greasy sugar goyslop. Fiber and nutrients. Its actually healthy to add brocooli to big mac vs not adding brocooli to big mac. Learn something sun dyel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks healthy aside from his big ass belly which is just a case of norf genetics.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seems fine as long as thats all the saturated fat he has in a day.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It tastes just fine. Your tastebuds are ruined from all the HFCS you've been consuming since childhood.

        Americans will always be Americans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's the point of eating this if you're gonna cover it with cheese, lard and salt?
        what are seasonings?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with any of those ingredients if you manage your calories, but salt does not even factor into that anyways.

        Salt is the secret to all vegetables.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive heard that multiple times now so you are claiming you can make any salad taste acceptable just by adding salt?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Generally, yes. That's the point of salad dressing in fact. It adds salt. to the flavor texture. If you go straight for salts and seasonings you would be surprised by how it enhances the flavor profile of a salad.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tbh there are just a limited number of vegetables in the established salads that are worth eating tho. broccoli yes but iceberg leaf or some shit no. if you get what i mean there is too much filler in mainstream salad recipes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>t. eats steamed plain broccoli
      This but unironically. I just microwave broccoli with like 1 inch of salted water in a bowl with a lid on top. Tastes delicious to me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same but I do it stove top. Broccoli is delicious, even just plain ass steamed.

        >tfw imagine being a dinosaur eating trees (:

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this

          omg they breed two species of broccoli and now it's not "natural"???

          is a German Shepard "natural" or is it a figment of your imagination you fricking imbcile?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dude go have some chicken you lost your mind

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you're missing the point. There never were 2 broccoli types to crossbreed. It's never been naturally occurring in any form. It's completely, 100% a man-made plant. Same with cauliflower, Brussel sprouts and kale.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dairy cows also never existed in nature

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Auroch did however and if you were clever enough, you could suck on their tiddies and drink their milk with little to no retaliation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be american

      Is good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont like broccoli 😐

        I want that rose pin 😐

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >:|
          (^.^)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who’s this semen demon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jorja Smith

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do this unironically. Completely unseasoned as well.
      I don't like it but it's healthy so whatever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually enjoy plain steamed broccoli. But as part of a meal not just by itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I do, I'm not american.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steamed with butter salt lemon and pepper. Not hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you ever try garlic n chili? if you can be arsed;

      fry garlic in oil, strain off garlic
      thinly slice chillis
      steam/boil broccoli in salted water
      drizzle oil over broccoli
      sprinkle chilli atop

      fricking incredible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What I normally do is a stir fry. Broccoli and garlic don't take very long to cook so I just toss them in about 5 min before finishing. Both come out a little caramelized if I add the broccoli in about 7-10 minutes before finishing. Toss in some fresh rosemary and salt with them
        Simple as

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes great. Is this some sort of genetic filter?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cover it in cheese! Your taste buds with thank you but your sense of smell will regret it (from the broccoli farts)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Coat your veggies lightly with some sorta oil, add salt and pepper. Add a little cheese that melts…. Frickin delicious and still low in calories.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Frickin delicious
        Doesn't sound delicious compared to

        https://i.imgur.com/Z5JIQLp.jpg

        If you dislike this there is no hope for you.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love that shit! Which is lucky because I'm a fat boy trying to lose 80 pounds.

    I don't want to make a new thread just to ask this so... is 2000 calories enough for me to consistently lose? I'm average height.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your TDEE. At average height for a man (6'2) that should be enough

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6'2
        Stop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you measure weight everday in the morning after pissing/shitting and before consuming water. If after 3 weeks there is no change then reduce your calories.
        (Give it 3 weeks though before making changes to daily calorie intake because sometimes body just holds water for no reason.)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends. If you’re a grown man (not a Manlet) who lifts weights, you shouldn’t go under 2k cals even when cutting. It’s more than likely your hormones are fricked up from being in a deficit and nutrient deficiency from eating gymbroslop. Just fast for a day or 2 to break the plateau or up the calories and taper back down to 2k to fix your hormones

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must be 18 or older to post here

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God didn't make that. Broccoli is completely man-made.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make stir fry with broccoli, don’t steam it. Add your broccoli first (I like to add it with mushrooms) fry it with zucchini, red onion, chicken, garlic, red pepper, black pepper, and ginger. I’ve been making that every night with rice on the side and it’s so damn good

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I love broccoli but only after it's fried in butter and covered in a sugary sauce the bitterness means it's good for you

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything "bad" or "hard"
    (healthy foods, vigorous exercise, cold exposure, etc)
    Is typically good for you.
    Anything tasty, good or easy in life is typically bad for you.
    (junk food, excessive fapping, drinking/ drugs)
    It's just the way it is OP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because its not healthy

      >what feels like shit is good for you
      braindead masochist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Words of a man with burnt out dopamine receptors.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would like to know why you think torturing yourself is in any way healthy. Why stress is healthy.
          And I don't have addictions, not torturing myself doesn't mean I'm on drugs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anything "bad" or "hard" is typically good for you.
      wrong
      >healthy foods
      wrong. healthy foods taste good, assuming you haven't burned out your receptors from processed junk food.
      >vigorous exercise
      wrong. low intensity (zone 2) exercise is healthier than vigorous exercise. increased normal daily physical activity (e.g. walking outside) is especially healthy. low volume, low frequency, moderate intensity resistance training is healthier than high volume, high frequency, high intensity.
      >cold exposure
      only healthy if done with low volume and low intensity
      >Anything tasty, good or easy in life is typically bad for you.
      it's often good to listen to your body, listen to your conscience, listen to people you trust. but yeah, junk food, sex addiction, drinking, and drugs are bad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people don't trust their bodies nowadays, it's mindblowing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, with all the artificial food, artificial lighting, artificial smells, artificial relationships, microplastics, pollution, toxins, etc, it is actually harder to trust your body.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We live to feel pleasure.
      Eat and sex to your heart's content though be aware of overindulgement within a short period.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Healthy food is delicious
      I’m talking about actual healthy food like steak eggs fruit dairy etc
      Not manmade chemical food like broccoli and almond milk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally the other way around though, you just think that because you've been brainwashed by the self improvement chuds who think tiny details like that matter and will make them chad, they won't.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once you exclusively eat real whole foods for a while, without cheating, actual food tastes good to you again. Fruit tastes like candy. Im at the point where processed garbage disgusts me at the thought of eating it. You just have to bear with it, you've likely done years worth of damage to your taste buds and to your brain by eating goyslop it will take some time to fix that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homies on this board will eat doritos instead of real whole foods like meat and vegetables then wonder why they have a gay alien skull

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another dumbass who probably thinks grape juice is “healthy” and Diet Coke will kill you.
      Fruit is literally pure sugar that’s why it tastes good, don’t kid yourself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grape juice is “healthy”
        nothing like fresh grapes pressed into a bottle...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a braindead, subhuman, spiritually Black pile of shit that has somehow been given enough sentience to puke your stupidity onto the internet for all of us to endure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HURR HURR MY HECKIN FACTORY PRODUCED Black person GOYSLOP IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS NATURAL FRUIT BECAUSE LE HECKIN SUGARINO IS BAD LOLOLOL
        have a nice day Black person!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you PROMISE me that it works I'll go full healthy. My diet is trash now, but I have enough will power to change it overnight.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sorry for you. You're parents should have exposed you to better foods to let your taste buds learn what that the purpose of food is nutrition. When I bite into healthy nutritious foods it's like an orgasm as my body realizes all the goodness it is absorbing.

    I'm guessing you are poor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr durr you should've been forcefed poison so you go from absolutely despising them to mildly tolerating it
      absolutely kys moron, people like you hate children and humanity
      we know what's good for us before we even leave our mother's womb
      it's the same as alcohol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hows that chicken nugget diet working out for you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do babies hate vegetables? what is it about instinct that goes against what the "professionals" preach?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kids hate the taste of boiled meat too. They have under developed taste buds you mong

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >underdeveloped tastebugs
              they literally gag at the the sight of broccoli
              NOBODY LIKES BROCCOLI
              ALL BROCCOLI DEFENDERS SAY "hurr durr not cooked right" BECAUSE EVEN THEM KNOW YOU NEED TO HIDE ITS REPULSIVE FLAVOUR WITH OTHER CRAP

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Grown man basing his diet around kids that would only eat candy and chicken nuggets if given a chance

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We should be basing our adult lives on how children act!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              children are closer to nature, yes, adults are mostly brainwashed cattle, specially regarding diet

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you put candy and meat in front of a child which one do you think they are eating?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not making octopus sausage pasta
                ngmi

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a child? as in 10yo? prob the candy
                a baby? the meat 100%

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay you are moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You asking the wrong person tho.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you put a refined chemical object with 100x more sugar content that you can ever find in nature
                It's not hard to fool human taste buds into a positive direction. Carbs are good for you hence they're tasty. Plants aren't good for you hence they're disgusting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I thought veggies were human engineered refined food objects too? How come they aren't tricking our taste buds despite being genetically modified to be eaten?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But they totally do? You'd fricking vomit if you tried wild banana, or wild carrot

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've eaten wild carrot before and it's fine, I can buy it regularly at my local farmers market. Banana? I don't know, do you mean plantains? As far as I'm aware wild bananas don't exist anymore.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they would go for meat if not exposed to candy prior in their life. dipshit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Candy is manmade
                Meat is our natural diet
                (Broccoli is manmade too btw)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If given the choice children will eat pure sugar and nothing else.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Children will go for animal fat over anything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Children will go for animal fat over anything.
                t. projecting and zero experience with children

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day skrgige, whatever the frick your name is. Get a life man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Young kids will devour healthy food if it’s put in front of them
      Young kids will spit out unhealthy garbage like alcohol, vegetables and coffee

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THAT KID WILL HAVE HEART SURGERY BY HER SWEET 16,

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop lying israelite

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >meal
        I also enjoy low carb food.
        Rate my low carb waffles. I eat these all the time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick... I kinda want to try that, but I don't own a waffle iron. I wonder if my quesadilla maker would work..?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you have a food processor, you can try out this recipe. You can use a keto friendly version of bread crumbs

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you have two cast iron pans you can Black person rig it also.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    broccoli doesn't agree with me.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broccoli is full of anti nutrients anyways
    Eat carrots

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so devilishly absurd that the doctrine is to feed growing babies crap like pureed kale

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >full of antinutrients and indigestible fiber
    >healthy food

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roast your fricking broccoli you GODDAMN heathens. Cut it up, rough chop some garlic, toss it in some Tamari, rice wine Vinegar, and red pepper flake and roast for 10± min at 450. It is the year of our lord 2024 and some of you are still living in the Mesozoic Era-- repugnant fricks

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do this with broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots
    olive oil (enough to coat them)
    salt
    pepper
    garlic powder
    400f/93c for 20 minutes
    comes out slightly crispy in the flower head parts and tender for the rest of the parts/vegetables

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every veggie recipe ever
      >step 1. take this disgusting inedible plant
      >step 2. drown it in seasoning, spices, vinegar, anything to kill the smell
      >step 3. stir fry that mothafricka till nothing but charred ashes remain
      >step 4. wow healthy snack L^)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >toss in olive oil, black pepper, salt
      >throw it into an over or air fryer at 425 until the outside becomes noticeably browned and crispy
      >is delicious
      There, now you know how to make literally any green vegetable taste good in a few minutes with virtually no effort.

      put some olive oil and lemon pepper on them
      or make an asian sauce
      if youre worried about adding 100cals you are obese, a dysmorphic unmuscular skeleton, or some other worthless creature not worth worrying about

      You don't need to do any of that shit, just boil them and they taste good. I swear I am being gaslit by the whole world that muh broccoli tastes bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not about you moron, OP says he doesnt like the taste

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >toss in olive oil, black pepper, salt
    >throw it into an over or air fryer at 425 until the outside becomes noticeably browned and crispy
    >is delicious
    There, now you know how to make literally any green vegetable taste good in a few minutes with virtually no effort.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put some olive oil and lemon pepper on them
    or make an asian sauce
    if youre worried about adding 100cals you are obese, a dysmorphic unmuscular skeleton, or some other worthless creature not worth worrying about

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broccoli has pretty gud flavor when prepared properly. Same with brussel sprouts, which used to gross me out bigly. Now when I go to a place that knows how to prepare them it's what I order. But man if you don't know how to cook brussel sprouts, even slightly over or undercooking them they are absolutely disgusting, in entirely different ways no less.

    Bros I think more than anything it's cultural deficit. Mothers and cooks not knowing how to make this stuff enjoyable for most people. These foods were bred into being by highly capable cultures of old and are objectively good for you, have some good nutrients that are difficult or impossible to get elsewhere

    But homies choose to suffer and eat it raw or prepare it poorly. I can't stand it when some gymcel has been eating raw broccoli for months and he has a reeking odor that only a gymcel can make when eating inhuman amounts of raw broccoli. Neither God nor man ever intended these things to happen but gymcels and uncultured types keep trying to ruin dinner and import more Indians and nigs and just ruin everything. Can't stand it anymore I may actually snap soon.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >healthy
    Bait.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feel bad for you. lightly steamed broccoli mixed in with whatever im eating always slaps

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did God made healthy food taste so bad?

    YOU ARE WRONG. EVIL israeliteS MADE BAD FOOD TASTE GOOD.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broccoli is not healthy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU HAVE TO BE 400 POUNDS TO MAKE A STUPID STATEMENT LIKE THAT.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only on IST, there will be morons who don't like the taste of broccoli and call it non-natural

    even if it has no nutritious benefits, it still goes well with some meat and carbs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >admits it has no nutritional benefits
      >tastes fricking disgusting
      >still tells people to eat it “just cus lol”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHIT TASTE GOOD TO POOS. THEY EAT. DOES IT MEAN IT'S GOOD FOR YOU?

        FRICKING FAT ASS...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tastes disgusting
        Are you a 12 year old? It tastes great, go eat some more hot flaming cheetos you fricking fatty boom batty

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it tastes great

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna steam some broccoli and eat it with pork chops rt now. Cope harder

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy your antinutrients and insulin spike

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FROM BROCCOLI AND PORK CHOPS?

                HOLY FRICK MAN. I KNOW IT'S A TROLL BUT FRICK MAN.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You proved his point about being 12 years old lmfao.
            Kys zoomer.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >12 yo
              >zoomer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You had shitty parents. I legitimately enjoy the taste of vegetables

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HIS PARENTS ARE FAT
          HE'S FAT
          ETC

          THE israelite CYCLE CONTINUES...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post body, redditor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My parents fed us steaks several times a week and now me and my 4 brothers are all 6’1-6’4

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    broil it in da oven until crispy. put some spices and olive oil before broiling

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steaming is the best way to cook broccoli.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did God made healthy food taste so bad?
    Vegetables aren't healthy and the compounds that make them "taste bad" are the chemical defenses that they've evolved in an attempt to protect themselves against being eaten, none of which are good for you. If you want to eat healthy plants then you should be eating fruits which not only naturally taste good without the need for elaborate cooking and seasoning to hide their real flavors, but are also grown by plants with the intent that you will eat them as a means of seed dispersal.

    There are vegetables that can be medicinally useful but there are none that should be a regular part of your diet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the biggest bait ever, modern fruit has been so fricked genetically that zoos are banning it from their animals diet due to the copious amounts of sugar (inb4 get out ____tard, I believe every nutrient has its place and time), that's not to say avoid fruit all together, it has its purpose in a diet, especially berries, but if you're a grown adult who can't enjoy the flavor of say spinach, brussel sprouts, asparagus, zucchini, squash, sweet potatoes, or really anything that's packed with vitamins and minerals, you're ngmi. Simple as hell.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >modern fruit has been so fricked genetically that zoos are banning it from their animals diet due to the copious amounts of sugar
        This makes no sense. If an animal is a frugivore and they get the majority of their caloric intake from fruit, which is near 100% sugar, why would increasing the sugar content of that fruit be at all harmful to them? If you're feeding non-frugivores too much fruit then sure that can be an issue but this is like saying that carnivorous animals are being poisoned by modern chicken breasts because they're so much bigger and have so much more protein than those of wild birds.

        Vegetables are not a human food and as multiple people in this thread have noted, infants naturally reject them and the vast majority of people refuse to eat them unless they're cooked and spiced in a way that hides their flavor as much as possible. You're not a real manly fit man for forcing yourself to eat poison; you're just moronic. The people telling you to eat lots of vegetables are the exact same ones telling you to eat lots of grains. They don't want you to be healthy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >multiple people in this thread have noted, infants naturally reject them
          This is utterly false
          Kids love to eat mashed vegetables
          Not a single toddler wants to eat raw liver
          Kys

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you mean the "mashed vegetables" you make yourself that you put a ton of fat and salt into, or the "mashed vegetables" you buy as premade baby food that are full of fruits to make them palatable? What exactly do you imagine you're getting from vegetables that you can't get from fruit?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Salt helps you grow, wish my dumb frick boomer parents salted my baby food

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's literally just mashed vegetables and there's no fat or salt in there
              I don't think you've ever been around a young child, or maybe you have but it the parents were just typical redneck trash American parents

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >feeding your baby unflavored, unseasoned mashed potatoes, not even any salt
                Is this child abuse or just being Irish?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >animal is a frugivore and they get the majority of their caloric intake from fruit, which is near 100% sugar,
          Actually they get most of their calories from fiber which they turn into saturated fat. Something humans can't really do

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just steam it and put a little bit of salt and some garlic powder on it lol grow up

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually fairly tasty. I even eat it raw. Just tastes good. If I boil it, I add a bit of lemon and salt. I've never tried frying it. It fricks the macros.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think like you but then my taste buds acclimated

    you're an unhealthy moron with a dogshit microbiome

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either steam it in lemon juice and salt, or bake it with garlic and pepper. It's pretty based.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broccoli is unironically the greatest shit ever. I can eat that stuff raw.

    sometimes my gf just steams two entire heads of broccoli for me and serves it with butter, salt&pepper, and lemon juice and I eat the whole bowl

    i fricking love broccoli. if i was a rabbit or something i would be feared among the farmers

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat broccoli raw, tastes great.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just eat it you frickin baby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just wear the damn mask trumpftard

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >broccoli as we know it never existed in nature its not natural!
    Neither did modern cows, pigs or chicken by that logic.
    Seethe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's saturday night and I'm on the internet saving pictures of broccoli

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you dislike this there is no hope for you.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine psy opping yourself into liking this trash because you have "developed" tastes and then strawmanning MUH AMERICANS as if not eating something that's toxic and tastes like shit means you eat chicken nuggies and candy. It's the exact sort of thing an actual lard would tell you because these people thinking eating broccoli cancels out the mcdonalds they eat and it's the first thing morons think of eating for some reason when they think of eating healthy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People like the taste of vegetables. You don't, move on.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to remember that these people have spent their entire lives gaslighting themselves into thinking that vegetables are good and healthy. Their parents did it to them as children and they do it to themselves as adults. The idea that they've spent all this time and effort just to eat something that's not even good for them is too much for their little brains to handle. They'll never engage with you honestly because doing so would mean that all the effort they've spent forcing themselves to eat vegetables would have been a waste.

      https://i.imgur.com/Z5JIQLp.jpg

      If you dislike this there is no hope for you.

      >if you cover something in fat and sugar and heavy spices then it tastes good
      wow, incredible
      now try it with a bowl of raw broccoli and cauliflower

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raw unseasoned meat doesn't taste good either moron

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your broccoli

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3000$ clump of moldy milk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You talk shit about parmigiano reggiano again and there will be trouble.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Broccoli
    >Olive oil
    >S&P
    >Airfryer

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >broccoli
    >God made
    lmao

    some of you are genuine morons

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ate 100g of broccoli yesterday evening
    despite peeing before going to bed i had to go again 1 hours later wtf
    broccoli is a gainz goblin if you eat it in the evening

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try brussel sprouts instead, they're basically mini cabbage, you can make sauerkraut out of them

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating for pleasure
    >ONLY eating if it is pleasurable
    Cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i suppose you prefer your wounds to be stitched up without anaesthesia as well?

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a fairly picky eater and broccoli was one of the only vegetables I used to like lol

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IST getting filtered by a fricking vegetable
    lmao

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    manchildren the lot of you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not my fault. I've tried eating homosexual foods like raw fruits, vegetables (cooked, steamed, raw, etc), and tasteless junk like oatmeal. Attempting to eat fruit will give me nausea. Same goes with most vegetables. It was only when I discovered keto, that my health improved significantly. I dropped 30 pounds, my dandruff went away, and several other improvements happened.
      Sugar is the enemy.
      Carbs are useless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        carbs are ZOG'd

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        carbs are ZOG'd

        carbs are ZOG'd

        this is the takeaway that it is a chinese psyop not that israelites arent bad but combining vegetables with zog is quite a leap. If you dont eat your vegetables you are getting tricked by a chink insect. Are you really dumber than a chinksect?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, yes, and no.
          eat your vegetables kiddos.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eat antinutrients and indigestible fiber unfit for human consumption or else you have fallen for some Chinese communist trick
          I didn't know that the Chinese government wanted us all to be healthy on keto. Based chinks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I didn't know that the Chinese government wanted us all to be healthy on keto. Based chinks
            nice to expose yourself nobody would call chinks based even if they were pushing the right thing accidentally lmao. chinks are cringe

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cope
              You're worse than the idiots who think israelites are everywhere making shit you don't like happen every time. Enjoy as many vegetables, carbs, and seed oils as you want, bro. But don't blame the Chinese or the Freemasons or the israelites or the Reptilian Humanoids or whatever else for promoting keto

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't blame the israelites, globohomos, food scientists, reptilians, capitalists, or freemasons.
                >blame god.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >broccoli
    >healthy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods/broccoli

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally nothing you need to thrive that you can't get from animals, eggs or milk. Complete waste of time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          point me to the animal that contains gingerol worthless ketoBlack person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gingerol
            >needed to thrive
            Oops, someone can't read...

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok you just want to be mid i get it go die at 60 worthless c**t im looking to be better than you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to far outlive you, because I won't be stressing about where to source nutrition in 150 superfluous plants.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you wont do shit when im taking substances you will never access in carnivore diet. you are a cripple in my eyes someone who isnt 100% you are not even an enemy

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did God made healthy food taste so bad?
    wdym ginger and garlic taste great and so does tomatoes but some taste like shit granted yes

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just add garlic paste and olive oil.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re welcome. Use this b***h to make all sorts of veggie noodles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have to clean stupid machine
      bruh, my body turns vegetables into shit noodles.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Food is fuel, broseph.
    Fuel up, and go.
    Stop thinking so much, and disregard your tastebuds, or yngmi.
    I eat the same breakfast every single morning.
    > egg whites and hash browns or oats
    I eat the same thing for lunch every single day.
    > ground turkey or chicken breast/thigh, and rice
    I have the same mid-meals/snacks every day.
    And, it fricking sucks if I let myself taste the food or think about it too much.
    It's like filling your gas tank up. It's about efficiency and quality. You don't worry about the taste of your gasoline, do you?
    No?
    Well there you go.
    Welcome to the shit.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make some stews out of the healthy foods or cook em in wok style.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broccoli is delicious. Steam it until a fork passes through the stem easily then lightly salt or eat with other food.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat it everyday with chicken and I'm doing so right now. Stop being a baby OP

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Healthy

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    broccoli is S tier. are you a 5 year old or something?

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not put anything on it? Legit just had it today to feel full and it was really good. Salt, pepper, some spice, and a little bit of butter. Taste divine and guess what, still under 100 calories.

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