at 5'10 220 with abs there is no way around it he is indeed jacked, he would look huge irl and probably has a massive frame which makes him look smaller in pics
why do gays into combat sports always think that the old champions are unsormountable gods that would beat anybody in any era? In any other sport athletes are constantly improving and beating records, why should I believe that the huge, resilient and technically proficient Fury couldn't beat the manlet in OP?
>why do gays into combat sports always think that the old champions are unsormountable gods
I don't think that about other fighting sports just boxing, the standard of modern boxing has gone down the shitter.
I've recently watched a video about Rocky Marciano and the whole thing did seem more soulful and interesting than anything in modern boxing
unlike in sports, martial arts require something that only a handful of people in human history poses
not all old martial artists are unbeatable by todays fighters, but tyson was one of the unbeatable ones
could you expand on that? What is it that they require?
unlike in sports, martial arts require something that only a handful of people in human history poses
not all old martial artists are unbeatable by todays fighters, but tyson was one of the unbeatable ones
In all sports man except in those racord oriented olympic sport - sprinting, running, swimming.
I mean look at basketball, not matter how good new players are MJ is always better , Babe aruth in baseball, in soccer Pele, Maradona, fat Ronaldo etc.
I still don't understand how Maradona got such an insane following, even after becoming a pitiful obese drug addict he's still an untouchable god for many people, an icon
True for sports that have remained as popular. But less people box now. Everyone used to want to be heavyweight champ. Less people trying = smaller pool of talent.
no one believes that in mma except legacy gays, and they usually concede after like 5 years past their guys prime that he'd have no shot in todays world. even recent GOATS like anderson silva, most people would concede that he has no chance against the current crew, many of who still fought in his time
Lol Tyson gays are delusional. He never beat a single top 3 boxer, just crushed a bunch of cans. When he faced real GOATs like Evander and Lewis, he got BTFO. Fury would destroy him.
Myabe Mike is overrated but so is Fury. He is dining out on edgy out old man Klitcsko and barely scraping past Wilder who was considered one of the worst champions ever before they fought.
Sammy Scaff 6'5" - Tyson KO 1
Mike Jameson 6'4" - Tyson KO 5
Dave Jaco 6'6" - Tyson KO 1
Mitch Green 6'5" - Tyson W 10
Reggie Gross 6'3" - Tyson KO 1
Jose Ribalta 6'5" - Tyson KO 10
Bonecrusher 6'5" - Tyson W 12
Tony Tucker 6'5 - Tyson W 12
Tyrell Biggs 6'5" - Tyson KO 7
Larry Holmes 6'3" - Tyson KO 4
Tony Tubbs 6'3" - Tyson KO 2
Frank Bruno 6'3" - Tyson KO 5, KO 3
Carl Williams 6'4" - Tyson KO 1
Buster Douglas 6'4" - Douglas KO 10
Henry Tillmas 6'3" - Tyson KO 1
Alex Stewart 6'3" - Tyson KO 1
Razor Ruddock 6'3" - Tyson KO 7, W 12
Lou Savarese 6'5" - Tyson KO 1
Andrew Golota 6'4" - Tyson KO 3
Brian Nielsen 6'3" - Tyson KO 7
Lennox Lewis 6'5" - Lewis KO 8
Danny Williams 6'3" - Williams KO 4
Kevin McBride 6'6" - McBride KO 6
I’d say Tyson did pretty well against tall opponents, even though no one was 6‘7 like Fury, I’ll give you that
sadly, there is absolutely zero chance prime mike wins that, the sport has simply progressed too far. only chance is cause fury idolizes him and wouldn't bear destroy him
I’m not even saying this in the racist context but how exactly aren’t fighting sports more or less this. How is beating other morons brains out for money alpha behaviour? Are the chickens in a wienerfight the real winners?
>How is beating other morons brains out for money alpha behaviour?
That's what alpha males do in every species, dude. Lions fight other lions to assert dominance and get the females. Wolves fight for control of the pack. And yes, roosters fight roosters. Place two roosters in a single pen and they will fight, no need for humans to force them to do it.
An alpha male is the strongest, most dangerous male in the group by definition.
In humans the alpha is the most social and charismatic, because it doesn't matter how strong you are if you have to fight alone a group of coordinated people with rocks and big sticks
yeah but above all that you’ve got humans watching them all do mindless animal shit being top of the food chain. good luck fighting a lion but I could easily kill one because I’m a human. In fact I could kill a whole pack of them from a mile away without them even knowing what happened. I’d argue that even without a gun in nature I could still trap and kill a lion with enough preparation and patience
Lol this beta cope. There's a reason women are attracted to bad boys and dangerous men. If you dweebs get put in a room with a pro fighter and a bunch of hot girls, and he calls you a homosexual b***h, you're just gonna stand there and take it and you know it. Because he's the alpha in the room.
There's a reason girls are attracted to bad boys and not nice guys. We're still animals with animal instincts.
stop projecting your girl
Issues onto me m8 I do quite well with women. Well I did before I settled down and had kids. My missus is a hottie. I’m sure if I was single I’d still have no problems, I didn’t even lift before I started a family. I look way better now
2 years ago
Anonymous
>t. brincel
2 years ago
Anonymous
I didn’t even vote I was in bed
2 years ago
Anonymous
ok my bad sorry, let me fix it
>t. incel
better?
2 years ago
Anonymous
And? He could call you a pussy b***h in front of your wife and kids and you'll take it. That's the point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
speak for yourself man. I’d rather get the shit kicked out for than b***h out. Not everyone is (you)
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're not gonna do shit, you larper. You've never been in a fight.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But I have though. I’ve been in many fights and fricked up situations. People on the internet come from all sorts of places. Not everyone here is the shut in incel you’re imagining them as. Stop hanging out in the incel threads and you’ll stop thinking that’s who makes up the entire userbase
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Not everyone here is the shut in incel
but you are
Nice hypothetical situation. In reality we are in a place with a mix of different people where I am known and respected and I call his bluff and maybe he gets a punch in. Then at best he is handled by a group of people and kicked out and at worst he gets stabbed or shot.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>assuming the fighter doesn't have his own group >needing a bunch of people to save your ass from another dude
And you still look like a pussy at the end.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then it's not about who is the better fighter but who has the better group of people to help him huh? You fricking moron proved my point
2 years ago
Anonymous
The group beats the individual to the extent that it’s naturally selected for and has formed our entire being so yeah. I’m gonna go with the alpha male is the most socially succesful and not inherently the strongest brainlet
2 years ago
Anonymous
Exactly. Although of course it helps to be physically dominant and strong and agressive to have other males follow you and respect you.
>We're still animals with animal instincts.
In all primates the alpha male is the most charismatic/popular/caring male. They will look over the weak and take care of the young even though that's the female job. You don't come from lions or wolves shithead.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>In all primates the alpha male is the most charismatic/popular/caring male.
Yeah, caring for his pack. Introduce another male from outside the pack and shit hits the fan.
2 years ago
Anonymous
In gorillas packs are made of a male and his harem and kids. There if you introduce another male there has to be a fight. In chimps there are packs with social hierarchy in males and the top one gets there through violence, but then has to have friends to stay at the top.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do they look over the weak by letting them frick their females?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Unironically yes. In chimps they all frick each other
yeah but above all that you’ve got humans watching them all do mindless animal shit being top of the food chain. Good luck fighting a lion but I could easily kill one because I’m a human. In fact I could kill a whole pack of them from a mile away without them even knowing what happened. I’d argue that even without a gun in nature I could still trap and kill a lion with enough preparation and patience
>Good luck fighting a lion but I could easily kill one because I’m a human. In fact I could kill a whole pack of them from a mile away without them even knowing what happened.
but instead you're sat all alone in your room posting on IST because by his, mine or your definition you're not an alpha
No I’m at work. I’m being paid and killing time >doing this >for free
lol
lmao
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Lol this beta cope. There's a reason women are attracted to bad boys and dangerous men. If you dweebs get put in a room with a pro fighter and a bunch of hot girls, and he calls you a homosexual b***h, you're just gonna stand there and take it and you know it. Because he's the alpha in the room.
There's a reason girls are attracted to bad boys and not nice guys. We're still animals with animal instincts.
you could trap it in a space and kill it with fire pretty easily. It’s an animal. You could even use the fire to trap it and kill two birds with one stone
i mean, thats a Black person there in the video. I dont know if you noticed. A Black person saying hes alpha because he can fight, and that betas are smarter. I dont really know what youre expecting from a Black person who literally says "im alpha because I fight even though non-alphas are more intelligent than me". He is clearly a moron gorilla Black person.
would be absolutely worth it to point out to him that he's just a more well-spoken tyson that spent his whole life trying to make up for the psychological damage of kids picking on him.
worth is assuming you survive the attack. very real possibility you'd be dead on your feet.
People don’t get this webm. The dude is joking. Rampage Jackson is known for just trolling and saying dumb shit in interviews. He and the interviewer have a long history of jokingly fricking with each other
I’m not even saying this in the racist context but how exactly aren’t fighting sports more or less this. How is beating other morons brains out for money alpha behaviour? Are the chickens in a wienerfight the real winners?
i mean, thats a Black person there in the video. I dont know if you noticed. A Black person saying hes alpha because he can fight, and that betas are smarter. I dont really know what youre expecting from a Black person who literally says "im alpha because I fight even though non-alphas are more intelligent than me". He is clearly a moron gorilla Black person.
In humans the alpha is the most social and charismatic, because it doesn't matter how strong you are if you have to fight alone a group of coordinated people with rocks and big sticks
>Alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha
Couldn't be me, I'm a sigma
Nah man he is not more intelligent because he's not alpha, there are other reasons, beyond your comprehension.
https://i.imgur.com/bbgcapb.png
ooh lovely, cuckoldry
i mean, thats a Black person there in the video. I dont know if you noticed. A Black person saying hes alpha because he can fight, and that betas are smarter. I dont really know what youre expecting from a Black person who literally says "im alpha because I fight even though non-alphas are more intelligent than me". He is clearly a moron gorilla Black person.
at 5'10 220 with abs there is no way around it he is indeed jacked, he would look huge irl and probably has a massive frame which makes him look smaller in pics
they pump those numbers he’s 180 tops
I can’t tell if IST is trolling any more
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Imagine if this fat gyppo got into a ring with prime MikeTyson, he would get absolutely destroyed.
The state of modern boxing makes me sad.
why do gays into combat sports always think that the old champions are unsormountable gods that would beat anybody in any era? In any other sport athletes are constantly improving and beating records, why should I believe that the huge, resilient and technically proficient Fury couldn't beat the manlet in OP?
>why do gays into combat sports always think that the old champions are unsormountable gods
I don't think that about other fighting sports just boxing, the standard of modern boxing has gone down the shitter.
I've recently watched a video about Rocky Marciano and the whole thing did seem more soulful and interesting than anything in modern boxing
could you expand on that? What is it that they require?
unlike in sports, martial arts require something that only a handful of people in human history poses
not all old martial artists are unbeatable by todays fighters, but tyson was one of the unbeatable ones
>tyson was one of the unbeatable ones
Except for all of the times he lost.
>but tyson was one of the unbeatable ones
He was literally beaten 3 times in his prime, one time by a nobody boxer. The hell are you talking about?
In all sports man except in those racord oriented olympic sport - sprinting, running, swimming.
I mean look at basketball, not matter how good new players are MJ is always better , Babe aruth in baseball, in soccer Pele, Maradona, fat Ronaldo etc.
I still don't understand how Maradona got such an insane following, even after becoming a pitiful obese drug addict he's still an untouchable god for many people, an icon
Well Mike Tyson became a moron who solves mysteries and hangs out with a gay ghost, and people still see him as an icon.
Because he was the best player of the world's most competitive sport and incredibly charismatic as well
Tyson in his prime was unbelievable. He beat many men who were huge, resilient and technically proficient.
True for sports that have remained as popular. But less people box now. Everyone used to want to be heavyweight champ. Less people trying = smaller pool of talent.
no one believes that in mma except legacy gays, and they usually concede after like 5 years past their guys prime that he'd have no shot in todays world. even recent GOATS like anderson silva, most people would concede that he has no chance against the current crew, many of who still fought in his time
Lol Tyson gays are delusional. He never beat a single top 3 boxer, just crushed a bunch of cans. When he faced real GOATs like Evander and Lewis, he got BTFO. Fury would destroy him.
Myabe Mike is overrated but so is Fury. He is dining out on edgy out old man Klitcsko and barely scraping past Wilder who was considered one of the worst champions ever before they fought.
spot the difference
the ape is an actual good boxer
No fricking way. Look how tall and heavy Fury is compared to Tyson. Imagine the reach difference.
Tyson had never fought anyone with physical attributes similar to Fury.
Sammy Scaff 6'5" - Tyson KO 1
Mike Jameson 6'4" - Tyson KO 5
Dave Jaco 6'6" - Tyson KO 1
Mitch Green 6'5" - Tyson W 10
Reggie Gross 6'3" - Tyson KO 1
Jose Ribalta 6'5" - Tyson KO 10
Bonecrusher 6'5" - Tyson W 12
Tony Tucker 6'5 - Tyson W 12
Tyrell Biggs 6'5" - Tyson KO 7
Larry Holmes 6'3" - Tyson KO 4
Tony Tubbs 6'3" - Tyson KO 2
Frank Bruno 6'3" - Tyson KO 5, KO 3
Carl Williams 6'4" - Tyson KO 1
Buster Douglas 6'4" - Douglas KO 10
Henry Tillmas 6'3" - Tyson KO 1
Alex Stewart 6'3" - Tyson KO 1
Razor Ruddock 6'3" - Tyson KO 7, W 12
Lou Savarese 6'5" - Tyson KO 1
Andrew Golota 6'4" - Tyson KO 3
Brian Nielsen 6'3" - Tyson KO 7
Lennox Lewis 6'5" - Lewis KO 8
Danny Williams 6'3" - Williams KO 4
Kevin McBride 6'6" - McBride KO 6
I’d say Tyson did pretty well against tall opponents, even though no one was 6‘7 like Fury, I’ll give you that
>actually responding with facts to IST bait
But he was right
>Kevin McBride 6'6" - McBride KO 6
He lost that one by TKO because he didn't wanna continue. My man tyson was only in it for the money.
Yeah his later career was a fricking shame but what can you expect from a ghetto kid that suddenly got all the money in the world
sadly, there is absolutely zero chance prime mike wins that, the sport has simply progressed too far. only chance is cause fury idolizes him and wouldn't bear destroy him
Body Dysmorphia: The Thread
lmao what a situation for the interviewer
Every fighter hates that interviewer. Always asks moronic ass questions. Forgot his name.
I’m not even saying this in the racist context but how exactly aren’t fighting sports more or less this. How is beating other morons brains out for money alpha behaviour? Are the chickens in a wienerfight the real winners?
>How is beating other morons brains out for money alpha behaviour?
That's what alpha males do in every species, dude. Lions fight other lions to assert dominance and get the females. Wolves fight for control of the pack. And yes, roosters fight roosters. Place two roosters in a single pen and they will fight, no need for humans to force them to do it.
An alpha male is the strongest, most dangerous male in the group by definition.
In humans the alpha is the most social and charismatic, because it doesn't matter how strong you are if you have to fight alone a group of coordinated people with rocks and big sticks
Lol this beta cope. There's a reason women are attracted to bad boys and dangerous men. If you dweebs get put in a room with a pro fighter and a bunch of hot girls, and he calls you a homosexual b***h, you're just gonna stand there and take it and you know it. Because he's the alpha in the room.
There's a reason girls are attracted to bad boys and not nice guys. We're still animals with animal instincts.
stop projecting your girl
Issues onto me m8 I do quite well with women. Well I did before I settled down and had kids. My missus is a hottie. I’m sure if I was single I’d still have no problems, I didn’t even lift before I started a family. I look way better now
>t. brincel
I didn’t even vote I was in bed
ok my bad sorry, let me fix it
>t. incel
better?
And? He could call you a pussy b***h in front of your wife and kids and you'll take it. That's the point.
speak for yourself man. I’d rather get the shit kicked out for than b***h out. Not everyone is (you)
You're not gonna do shit, you larper. You've never been in a fight.
But I have though. I’ve been in many fights and fricked up situations. People on the internet come from all sorts of places. Not everyone here is the shut in incel you’re imagining them as. Stop hanging out in the incel threads and you’ll stop thinking that’s who makes up the entire userbase
>Not everyone here is the shut in incel
but you are
Nice hypothetical situation. In reality we are in a place with a mix of different people where I am known and respected and I call his bluff and maybe he gets a punch in. Then at best he is handled by a group of people and kicked out and at worst he gets stabbed or shot.
>assuming the fighter doesn't have his own group
>needing a bunch of people to save your ass from another dude
And you still look like a pussy at the end.
Then it's not about who is the better fighter but who has the better group of people to help him huh? You fricking moron proved my point
The group beats the individual to the extent that it’s naturally selected for and has formed our entire being so yeah. I’m gonna go with the alpha male is the most socially succesful and not inherently the strongest brainlet
Exactly. Although of course it helps to be physically dominant and strong and agressive to have other males follow you and respect you.
>We're still animals with animal instincts.
In all primates the alpha male is the most charismatic/popular/caring male. They will look over the weak and take care of the young even though that's the female job. You don't come from lions or wolves shithead.
>In all primates the alpha male is the most charismatic/popular/caring male.
Yeah, caring for his pack. Introduce another male from outside the pack and shit hits the fan.
In gorillas packs are made of a male and his harem and kids. There if you introduce another male there has to be a fight. In chimps there are packs with social hierarchy in males and the top one gets there through violence, but then has to have friends to stay at the top.
Do they look over the weak by letting them frick their females?
Unironically yes. In chimps they all frick each other
yeah but above all that you’ve got humans watching them all do mindless animal shit being top of the food chain. Good luck fighting a lion but I could easily kill one because I’m a human. In fact I could kill a whole pack of them from a mile away without them even knowing what happened. I’d argue that even without a gun in nature I could still trap and kill a lion with enough preparation and patience
>Good luck fighting a lion but I could easily kill one because I’m a human. In fact I could kill a whole pack of them from a mile away without them even knowing what happened.
but instead you're sat all alone in your room posting on IST because by his, mine or your definition you're not an alpha
No I’m at work. I’m being paid and killing time
>doing this
>for free
lol
lmao
I bet you can't even tie a knot let alone device a half functioning trap that you'd scavenge from "nature". dumb delusional fat frick
he posts on brit/pol/, this is him, his "family" is his collection of anime figurines
realistically what are the odds that this shot in the dark would pan out, out of thousands of IST users. I’m sorry to say m80 but that dyel is not moi
ok then post a picture
you wont because it is you
you could trap it in a space and kill it with fire pretty easily. It’s an animal. You could even use the fire to trap it and kill two birds with one stone
>I bet you can't even tie a knot
This really pisses me off. The average man doesn't know what a clove hitch is. Nevermind a bowline.
i mean, thats a Black person there in the video. I dont know if you noticed. A Black person saying hes alpha because he can fight, and that betas are smarter. I dont really know what youre expecting from a Black person who literally says "im alpha because I fight even though non-alphas are more intelligent than me". He is clearly a moron gorilla Black person.
First of all, those two know each other and banter all the time, Rampage is taking the piss.
Second, the statement
>"im alpha because I fight even though non-alphas are more intelligent than me"
is 100% correct in nature.
Nah man he is not more intelligent because he's not alpha, there are other reasons, beyond your comprehension.
would be absolutely worth it to point out to him that he's just a more well-spoken tyson that spent his whole life trying to make up for the psychological damage of kids picking on him.
worth is assuming you survive the attack. very real possibility you'd be dead on your feet.
People don’t get this webm. The dude is joking. Rampage Jackson is known for just trolling and saying dumb shit in interviews. He and the interviewer have a long history of jokingly fricking with each other
>Alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha
Couldn't be me, I'm a sigma
I’m a smegma male
It doesn't matter what you think. He'd murder you with his bare hands at any point in his life past age 14. Know your fricking place
doubt it
incel brigade is here
better to be called incel than a cuck.
can't be called a cuck if you never have sex and apparently thats all thats important in life
cucks don't have sex either, they just chear for alphas.
cheer then
>nooo you have to worship violent Black folk and submit yourself and your wife to them!
>nooooo you cant even so much as look a woman in the eye or else you risk someone on IST calling you a cuck!
>shoots him
ooh lovely, cuckoldry
>used to think he was jacked
>Peak Tyson
>could kill you with a single punch
>Bu-burf.. MANLET uuuuuuhhhhDYEL
this place is fricking shit
you are mentally ill
mentally illmatic
he was
you just have a body dysmorphia