I wake up at 5 AM and start lifting at 6 AM. Am I Jockopilled enough?

I wake up at 5 AM and start lifting at 6 AM
Am I Jockopilled enough?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up at 4 AM
    Shit yourself
    Prepare to ATTACK the day
    Get off your bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wake up
      >wake up
      grabyerbrushandputalittlemakeup

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wake up
        Suckhisdickbeforeyoudoyourmakeup

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wake up
        >wake up
        hityourwifeshityourbedandbreakup

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 4:00
    >gym by 4:30
    >hit bench
    >too sleepy to complete rep
    >barbell falls and crushes my larynx

    good. this is an opportunity to improve my sleep habits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yea frick training right after u wake up literally keep near passing out on squats

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If your alarm clock doesn't electrocute you in the morning, you're not gonna make it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was unironically considering getting something like that
      which do you use? Does it wake you up with zero grogginess?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >using alarms instead of recovering

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wake up at 5 am so I can do my freelance work in peace, after that I go to the gym

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not getting up at 3am to shit, shower, shave to start your day
    You're not going to make it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sick of seeing this old fart and hearing his bad-breath stories about '80s NYHC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like that MAGA kid with glasses, can't find the pic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone find the pic I wanna know what he’s talking about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao i don't have the PIC but that's a good catch lol

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >4:00
    >fricking KILL YOUR FAMILY
    >good
    >BAD
    >fricking have a nice day
    >4:15
    >wake up

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not sleeping on your bench so you can bench at the very moment you wake up or everytime you wake up in the middle of the night
    Bad

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the berserk thread just died. ill just post my reply here.

    [...]

    that's the point. protecting the weak is an eternal, exhausting, thankless struggle. but it's worth it.

    because the alternative is either dying or becoming a disgusting demon. guts avoids the pitiful fate as destined in the "current of causality" by being a "struggler" to fights to resist what everyone else assumes is pre-determined.

    this is why berserk is beautiful, and you are missing something in your soul if you don't see it. it is a directive, a case study on how to fight so fricking hard that not even the gods understand how you're still alive and kicking. guts embodies being the absolute opposite of giving up, and that is what makes it an essential read for athletes.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you op.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 5:00
    >run 10km
    >cold shower
    >go to the gym
    >go home
    >nap for 30 mins
    >go to work
    >go to bed at 20:00
    Good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. You need to start getting up at 4 AM at start lifting at 5 AM. You aren't getting half of what you could by doing what you are doing.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 10am
    >start work at 9am
    >end work at 5pm
    >start lifting at 3pm

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jocko is a fricking joke

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