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I want this so bad
Strong face ass woman
You will until you have it and then you’re all meh about it. Life really sucks.
Too true. I wanna be single again
Women bite your chest, it hurts 🙁
Oh shit lmao you're right my gf does this! But I bite her tits so we're even.
I have a tooth gap in front and it's a perfect vacuum to use on nipples. The things I can do with my mouth drives them crazy lmao.
>date night with the gf
>warn her that I did a leg day so no sex
>still gives me a bj
>wicked leg cramp as I cum
>get on a tram and get another leg cramp that won't go away
>my stop is in two and I can't walk
Reminds me of pic rel
this shit is literally no different from a 'le sexy time' r/TIFU post except its in greentext form
go back gay
ok well im saying that would be a lateral move, im basically already there
I think it's more of an r/funnygreentexts sort of post
Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger!
Edit 2: wow!!!! This really blew up!!! Thanks for the gold everyone!!!!
Edit 3: y'all have been saying some really nasty sh*t in the comment section and I just wanted to address it, can you guys please cool it down with the anti semitic comments? It's not cool people
What are you blabbering about?
>groan out hasta la vista baby
>groan out hasta la vista
lesson learned. next time she tries something with your peepee when you say no peepee time, you swat her hand away.
if she does it again, you know what to do. just make sure nobody finds the body.
Gay joe rogan meets hungry cannibal Cambodian refugee
I want to be fondling some strong pecs right now too, OP
Someone ban this gay bot or spammer holy fuck kys
Hahaha retard died young imagine not sleeping look at those eye bags hahahahahaha
You want to grope big pecs you fucking queer?
You don't need to be a roidcuck for a flip to worship you. You can get the same reaction as a dyel white guy.
>You don't need to be a roidcuck for a flip to worship you.
>no verification required
is that derek lunsford
My female cousin felt my chest up like that. I looked at her like wtf. She just smiled and said feels good and hugged me and buried her head in my chest. Was the most confusing day of my life.
incest is wincest
You know what you have to do Anon
Look up genetic sexual attraction. Something like over 50 percent of reunited siblings end up dating.
I think she was just having a bipolar episode. She’s married and has meds now so hopefully Sweet Home Alabama won’t start playing again. Sadly will probably be the only time I ever get a mire like that. ;_;
>thinking women reward you for not being loyal to her
kek no if anything she talked with all her friends about the other whore and about how this bro is too unloyal
meet actual women
What does that have to do with my cousin taking bipolar medication and not incest lusting?
fun fact - cousins being attracted to each other and cousin marriages in some cultures/religions (such as Islam) comes from primitive humans getting married in small tribes. you want to avoid very direct relatives (brother/sister), but you can't avoid some degree of biological relation in a small tribe.
>Making some burgers for friend and his GF
>My wife is right there with us
>My bros girlfriend says "wow anon you're working out a lot"
>Yep, you too
>She squeezes my chest and I flex and she screams and does a little dance
It was super awkward because I've been best friends with her BF since 2016. Also, she did that in front of my wife and my wife got upset with me.
She should be upset. Other women want her goods. She better have given you the best BJ that night to keep you happy. She knows you have options
That kind of stuff drives my wife wild with desire tho. She loves when other women come on to me and finds it very validating. You know bitches, they only want something they see other girls wanting.
i have to wonder how many guys try to take advantage of this and send themselves fake texts for their gf to see and get that jealous/horny rush of emotions.
that face looks familiar
What the fuck is wrong with this board...
>Not wanting to be worshiped by ethnic women
I’ve had Asian girls literally cry after sex from not knowing they could feel that good. It is insane how bad the average guy fucks.
Never had one cry, but have had them confess love in the middle
I've always been interesting trying an Asian but I am not super attracted the skinny ones. I want a semi athletic / fit one that can handle a proper roll in the hay.
How do I teethmax? I want to do what she did
Don’t. Whatever 3 or 4 teeth she is using won’t be in her mouth that long if she keeps that up. They look like they are all fake veneers also.
man I wish I had had real friends who did shit. Like go to cons, and hang out. I had a bunch of ghetto shit head friends who did nothing and were destined for nothing. I made the wrong choices AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It only gets worse.
Only if you're White, LMAO
i've had Asian girls cry DURING sex.
probably something to do with the gun I have.
(this is a joke mr. fbi please don't visit my house)
OH FUCK NOT THE MEN IN WHITE
Why are white woman on this website
There are no women on this board.
Bout half are women actually. Not including the fake women.
Impossible, no girls are on the internet
>balding brown asian
is this the best IST can do?
>tfw your asian gf sucks your nipples
What? A double chin? Abusing roids?
>t. single dyel
Why? She’s brown
hit the gym then friend
Same, but not with an asian. yuck.
why is everybody obsessed with big tits on guys?
also lol at her fucking hairline.
He is being attacked by a GOBLINA!
You want to be molested by a goblin?
Just a stomach goblin, might get free gains.
Just get a blind gf
A bite from a rabid sea monkey?
The mires of roasties are vapid and even an inconvenience sometimes.
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