I want this so bad

I want this so bad

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strong face ass woman

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will until you have it and then you’re all meh about it. Life really sucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too true. I wanna be single again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking same.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women bite your chest, it hurts 🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit lmao you're right my gf does this! But I bite her tits so we're even.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a tooth gap in front and it's a perfect vacuum to use on nipples. The things I can do with my mouth drives them crazy lmao.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leg day
    >date night with the gf
    >warn her that I did a leg day so no sex
    >still gives me a bj
    >wicked leg cramp as I cum
    >leave
    >get on a tram and get another leg cramp that won't go away
    >my stop is in two and I can't walk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of pic rel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this shit is literally no different from a 'le sexy time' r/TIFU post except its in greentext form

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          go back gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok well im saying that would be a lateral move, im basically already there

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              N

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more of an r/funnygreentexts sort of post

          Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger!

          Edit 2: wow!!!! This really blew up!!! Thanks for the gold everyone!!!!

          Edit 3: y'all have been saying some really nasty sh*t in the comment section and I just wanted to address it, can you guys please cool it down with the anti semitic comments? It's not cool people

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you blabbering about?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >groan out hasta la vista baby

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >groan out hasta la vista
        KEK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lesson learned. next time she tries something with your peepee when you say no peepee time, you swat her hand away.

      if she does it again, you know what to do. just make sure nobody finds the body.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay joe rogan meets hungry cannibal Cambodian refugee

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be fondling some strong pecs right now too, OP

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone ban this gay bot or spammer holy fuck kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha retard died young imagine not sleeping look at those eye bags hahahahahaha

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want to grope big pecs you fucking queer?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to be a roidcuck for a flip to worship you. You can get the same reaction as a dyel white guy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't need to be a roidcuck for a flip to worship you.
      >no verification required

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that derek lunsford

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My female cousin felt my chest up like that. I looked at her like wtf. She just smiled and said feels good and hugged me and buried her head in my chest. Was the most confusing day of my life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      incest is wincest
      You know what you have to do Anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look up genetic sexual attraction. Something like over 50 percent of reunited siblings end up dating.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think she was just having a bipolar episode. She’s married and has meds now so hopefully Sweet Home Alabama won’t start playing again. Sadly will probably be the only time I ever get a mire like that. ;_;

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking women reward you for not being loyal to her
          kek no if anything she talked with all her friends about the other whore and about how this bro is too unloyal
          meet actual women

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does that have to do with my cousin taking bipolar medication and not incest lusting?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      incest is wincest
      You know what you have to do Anon

      fun fact - cousins being attracted to each other and cousin marriages in some cultures/religions (such as Islam) comes from primitive humans getting married in small tribes. you want to avoid very direct relatives (brother/sister), but you can't avoid some degree of biological relation in a small tribe.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Making some burgers for friend and his GF
    >My wife is right there with us
    >My bros girlfriend says "wow anon you're working out a lot"
    >Yep, you too
    >She squeezes my chest and I flex and she screams and does a little dance

    It was super awkward because I've been best friends with her BF since 2016. Also, she did that in front of my wife and my wife got upset with me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She should be upset. Other women want her goods. She better have given you the best BJ that night to keep you happy. She knows you have options

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That kind of stuff drives my wife wild with desire tho. She loves when other women come on to me and finds it very validating. You know bitches, they only want something they see other girls wanting.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have to wonder how many guys try to take advantage of this and send themselves fake texts for their gf to see and get that jealous/horny rush of emotions.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that face looks familiar

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yellow fever

    What the fuck is wrong with this board...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not wanting to be worshiped by ethnic women

      I’ve had Asian girls literally cry after sex from not knowing they could feel that good. It is insane how bad the average guy fucks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never had one cry, but have had them confess love in the middle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always been interesting trying an Asian but I am not super attracted the skinny ones. I want a semi athletic / fit one that can handle a proper roll in the hay.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do I teethmax? I want to do what she did

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t. Whatever 3 or 4 teeth she is using won’t be in her mouth that long if she keeps that up. They look like they are all fake veneers also.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          man I wish I had had real friends who did shit. Like go to cons, and hang out. I had a bunch of ghetto shit head friends who did nothing and were destined for nothing. I made the wrong choices AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It only gets worse.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Join NJP
            Only if you're White, LMAO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've had Asian girls cry DURING sex.

        probably something to do with the gun I have.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          (this is a joke mr. fbi please don't visit my house)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too late.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              OH FUCK NOT THE MEN IN WHITE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are white woman on this website

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are no women on this board.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bout half are women actually. Not including the fake women.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Impossible, no girls are on the internet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >balding brown asian
    is this the best IST can do?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your asian gf sucks your nipples

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? A double chin? Abusing roids?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. single dyel

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? She’s brown

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hit the gym then friend

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same, but not with an asian. yuck.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is everybody obsessed with big tits on guys?
    also lol at her fucking hairline.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is being attacked by a GOBLINA!

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want to be molested by a goblin?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a stomach goblin, might get free gains.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a blind gf

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bite from a rabid sea monkey?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mires of roasties are vapid and even an inconvenience sometimes.

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