I dunno, when I was studying at sharaga (basically the thing you go after finishing 8-9 grade of high school if you bydlo in russia) we had one guy who was consistently making moneys by hooking up with 40 something ladies at night clubs. I think he was into some sort of crossfit-parkour type of stuff so maybe OP should do calisthenics and just be low body fat. Male strippers are also a thing.
Last Ive seen that guy he was really beaten up and told me he was doing some sort of credit fraud for a living, he was a real hustler, hope he is fine now
Male strippers are literally all gay, and most of the patrons that go see male strippers are men. Hollywood fantasies are not real, fella.
All strippers are prostitutes for their clients, if the client has enough cash. That's the secret of strip clubs. They are how prostitutes advertise themselves in the open.
Not true. I was a make prostitute for a while. It’s mostly ugly bigger women. A few divorces. Every so often you get one that is moderately attractive but usually a sex crazed whore who demands you do some messed up stuff (one girl wanted me to poop in her chest and titty fuck her, she called it a “chili dog”).
You can make good money doing bachelorette parties. A few times the women even blew me and I fucked a few. Suburban wine moms can get pretty wild with a bit of alcohol and encouragement from their friends
It was a side hustle anon. I still worked a 9-5. Got sick of sacrificing my nights and weekends to 300lb women with nasty hairy vaginas and literal Karen’s. I’m still kinda fucked up from it. Every LTR I have it’s like a dealbreaker. I can’t jus pretend it didn’t happen and lie about my past, because one of the women that I was an escort for I had a child with, and I have to pay child support for her. Additionally my friends always bring it up
Male prostitutes serve men exclusively.
Women don't need to pay for it, they can just lay back and it will come to them.
Even the fattest, ugliest women have morons that will GLADLY fuck them for free.
The biggest thing for looksmaxxing is just being fucking shredded, you need to be 8-11% bodyfat year round
Besides that, just roid and make sure you hit the bro muscles enough. You really don't need to be fuck huge, 170lbs with proportionally big arms, chest, and shoulders is more than enough to impress normie women
Also I doubt you'll ever be a male prostitute but this is basically what it takes to have easy Tinder hookups
You can't maintain 8-11% bf year round and keep muscle - at least not naturally, and even with roiding I have my doubts.
When you see guys "shredded", that's a temporary condition they have achieved for a photo shoot or something else. They go back to a higher bodyfat % until they need to drop again.
The best you can maintain year round and keep your muscle is ~ 15%, and that's with a heavy focus on cardio and excellent nutrition.
>craft yourself into a a man that women the world over, young and old, rich and poor, dark and light, would cream over >he's not built fat with a buzzcut who drinks a GOMAD though so he's obviously gay
Stay in your fucking lane, nerd.
1. focus on lower body
2. do minimal upper body so you don't look weird
3. accept that there are no women who want a gigolo
4. use your ass to be a prostitute for gay men like you are destined to be
That market doesnt exist anon, if you want to whore yourself out it'll have to be to men (and not cute twinks, I'm talking old fat men)
you mean deuce bigalow wasn't based on a real story?
no but midnight cowboy was
I dunno, when I was studying at sharaga (basically the thing you go after finishing 8-9 grade of high school if you bydlo in russia) we had one guy who was consistently making moneys by hooking up with 40 something ladies at night clubs. I think he was into some sort of crossfit-parkour type of stuff so maybe OP should do calisthenics and just be low body fat. Male strippers are also a thing.
Last Ive seen that guy he was really beaten up and told me he was doing some sort of credit fraud for a living, he was a real hustler, hope he is fine now
>trading bussy for krokodil
>MIA somewhere in the Donbass
Male strippers are literally all gay, and most of the patrons that go see male strippers are men. Hollywood fantasies are not real, fella.
All strippers are prostitutes for their clients, if the client has enough cash. That's the secret of strip clubs. They are how prostitutes advertise themselves in the open.
he was lying
The only women you can get is old lonely women. Women don’t value going getting sex the same way men in this culture do.
Not true. I was a make prostitute for a while. It’s mostly ugly bigger women. A few divorces. Every so often you get one that is moderately attractive but usually a sex crazed whore who demands you do some messed up stuff (one girl wanted me to poop in her chest and titty fuck her, she called it a “chili dog”).
You can make good money doing bachelorette parties. A few times the women even blew me and I fucked a few. Suburban wine moms can get pretty wild with a bit of alcohol and encouragement from their friends
Then you probably didn't get a lot of clients, certainly not enough to eke out a living at it.
It was a side hustle anon. I still worked a 9-5. Got sick of sacrificing my nights and weekends to 300lb women with nasty hairy vaginas and literal Karen’s. I’m still kinda fucked up from it. Every LTR I have it’s like a dealbreaker. I can’t jus pretend it didn’t happen and lie about my past, because one of the women that I was an escort for I had a child with, and I have to pay child support for her. Additionally my friends always bring it up
Unless you are a good conversationalist and can get and stay hard for anything, your muscles barely matter.
Roid for a year while following a basic PPL, you'll look like your average shirt-off-scenes actor.
Steroids, viagra, penis pump, lie about your height
norwood negative 1 what tf is that hairline
Male prostitutes serve men exclusively.
Women don't need to pay for it, they can just lay back and it will come to them.
Even the fattest, ugliest women have morons that will GLADLY fuck them for free.
Would be based as fuck if he didn't ruin himself with these tattoos. Shame
Bro turned into a Castlevania character
The biggest thing for looksmaxxing is just being fucking shredded, you need to be 8-11% bodyfat year round
Besides that, just roid and make sure you hit the bro muscles enough. You really don't need to be fuck huge, 170lbs with proportionally big arms, chest, and shoulders is more than enough to impress normie women
Also I doubt you'll ever be a male prostitute but this is basically what it takes to have easy Tinder hookups
You can't maintain 8-11% bf year round and keep muscle - at least not naturally, and even with roiding I have my doubts.
When you see guys "shredded", that's a temporary condition they have achieved for a photo shoot or something else. They go back to a higher bodyfat % until they need to drop again.
The best you can maintain year round and keep your muscle is ~ 15%, and that's with a heavy focus on cardio and excellent nutrition.
Okay fuck op's gay ass thread. Bros how do I locate and fuck older women/milfs? and how Fit do I have to be to attract them?
>this is what being gay does to a motherfucker
>craft yourself into a a man that women the world over, young and old, rich and poor, dark and light, would cream over
>he's not built fat with a buzzcut who drinks a GOMAD though so he's obviously gay
Stay in your fucking lane, nerd.
That's called a gigolo, my dude.
When your head is bigger than your thighs is that sign of manletism?
I'd rather be dyel than look like the guy on the right
today is your lucky day then
1. focus on lower body
2. do minimal upper body so you don't look weird
3. accept that there are no women who want a gigolo
4. use your ass to be a prostitute for gay men like you are destined to be