>I wish...

>I wish... I had spent... more time... lifting weights

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"sure glad i spent my time on IST though"

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thank God I lifted and roided before I died
    >"one final huge swole pose"
    >beeeeewwwwwwp
    >grandpa you fucking legend, fucking ripped corpse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute fucking king of a man

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this supposed to be demotivational, cunt?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least he has loved ones by his side. It better than dying in an apartment alone and neighbors calling the police

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These posts exist on every board and just makes fun of the general hobby of the board.

      >I wish I had spent more time watching TV
      >I wish I had spent more time watching sports
      >I wish I had spent more time cooking
      >I wish I had spent more time at the shooting range

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see.
        >I wish i had spent more time being a spastic cunt online trying and failing to dissuade other more inspired people from pursuing their interests and vocations.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish I had spent more time practising origami

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Origami is pretty cool. If I had the patience, I'd like it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I wish I had spent more time researching the garden gnomes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why did you reply that to me? All I said was that I think origami isn't a gay waste of time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I wish I had spent more time looking at photos of trains

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly shit like that is keeping me up at night
        Not lifting especially but those thousands of hours I spent trying to get good at video games for absolutely no reason
        They should have those memes printed on the walls at school or something it's of crucial importance

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm refuse to die before Berserk ends for real this time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then prepare to live forever

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > I'm sure glad I was mindful of my health throughout my life, allowing me to live to be a robust 98 and spend meaningful time even with my great-grandchildren!
    > Me too, dad! See you in heaven!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mindful of my health
      don't eat too much red meat and do light cardio
      this board though is about getting big muscles to fix your insecurities and hopefully being more attractive to women, "being healthy" is a cope to appear more virtuous

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if................ only I spent more of my............ time working for jacob shekelstein..................... or learning shitty languages with 4 million speakers
    *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats so bad about learning languages?? helps to keep the brain up and running for me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        useless if you already know english

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish I had spent more time alive

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i wish i would of jacked off to more Emu threads

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish I had spent less time sleeping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now he can sleep forever

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was surprised by dad's final words to me, more time lifting weights - what did he mean? When we went to his former home to do the depressing clear out of his stuff I noticed a larget number of sheets he had left on the table entitled - "For you - Son". I turned over the first page in wild excitement and tears in my eyes wondering what could be this last incredibly important thing he had for me. In this final manifesto for his life he talked about the power of weightlifting - how he wasted so much time of his life doing various nonsensical things like slaving for the garden gnomes or pretending to be smart by reading a ton of books completely irrelevant to his life, when all he had to do was lift more weights and he would have been healthier, beautiful and more successful, happier and more disciplined in all areas. He would have gotten a ton of romantic experiences by his first year in university so easily and comfortably and it would keep going upwards. He also wouldn't have ended up so fat, which caused the cardiac infraction that has now ended up killing him, he coudl be around another 10, 20 years for his grandkids to know him and you actually be successful. It wouldn't have taken a huge amount of time to have lifted weights but would have made everything so much better - he didn't want to sound like a crazy man on his way out but he wanted them to be his last words to convey the importance of it to you - if only he had lifted more weights.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He guys just finished my workout, seeing what's going on in the
    HNNNNNG

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ugh... *coughs dying breath*... I see- your grandmother- and your uncle pete and... zyzz...? IT'S FUCKEN ZYZZ BRAH! I'M COMING TO THAT GREAT BIG SAUNA IN THE SKYYY! we're all gonna make it... we're all gonna make- *bweeeep*

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