I wish I had no ass

My butt sticks out too much and it makes me wanna rope. How do I cope when I am skinny everywhere else?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are pathetic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By being a man bawd and showing off your big butt to other men (me)

    Post butt

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girls love a guy to have an ass. It's the ONLY body part I was actually criticized for being underdeveloped by a girl before I lifted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard agree.
      >do your split-squats

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes I've heard women like men's asses just like men like women's asses. It's actually the opposite, having a flat ass is bad as a man. Not only women like asses too, but then pants will look weird around your ass and sag

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the girls love my dump truck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't even a lot of ass. This is the bare minimum to have an ass worth mentioning. You can't build a real dump truck ass without having a 3pl8 squat and 5pl8 deadlift

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Must be genetics, I have seen fat people with no ass, obese bowling bowl motherfrickers

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if the issues is that you are too fat then lose some weight?
    if the issue its all muscle most girls don't mind but also just stop doing focused exercise?
    it takes a lot of work to not let a muscle atrophy on a large muscle
    if its like picrel and muscular dont GAF

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have nice bubbly butt
    >hide it with jeans
    >start wearing chinos to work
    >girls start salivating and commenting on my ass
    >yeah anonette, yours is pretty juicy too, I must admit, but not as good as mine
    >vgh, wanna bet? *pouts*
    Yep, it’s that easy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do have a like a half chub after reading this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is easy to lie on IST

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it’s also easy to get off IST and talk to women. loser

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    having no ass is 1000x worse. it’s honestly laughable and sad to see someone with a flat, weak, and saggy butt. Looks especially bad when you have decent muscle mass, but an embarrassing ass.
    t. flat weak saggy butt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you that
      >this is an incel in 2023 anon
      Oof. No wonder you never smile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks especially bad when you have decent muscle mass
      Pic unrelated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post body

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro needs to work on his skincare routine more.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if this shit is bait or not, but women love guys with nice asses you moronic gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >women love ATTRACTIVE guys with nice asses
      ftfy

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having a dump truck as a guy is only good if the rest of your body is also decently developed. You can look silly pretty fast if your ass blows out of proportion.

    That said, if you do have a couple tree trunks for legs and a pretty well sized upper frame, having an ass that sticks out as a guy is a big plus for basically any girl...

    You have to understand that girls like asses because glutes are the thrust muscles. Basically the bigger your glutes, the harder and longer you can frick her. This might be sort of reptile brain subconscious or whatever, but glutes are very sexual compared to your general frame, arms and height which is more of a protection thing. Girls get super horny for nice asses on men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls get super horny for nice asses on men.
      Wrong, gayS get super horny for nice asses on men.
      Yes girls can appreciate a nice ass on an attractive man, but be aware that literally every other feature of yours is far more important to them than your ass. Face, height, frame, hell they will even notice your shoes and judge you on them before thinking about your ass.

      So it's ok to have a nice ass, but if someone is telling you that you should accentuate your ass and make it plump because "chicks go crazy for that shit bro" know that you're just being groomed by some literal gay who is the one who will look at your ass far more than any girl out there.
      Remember this is IST after all, the most gay board on this site.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. seething asslet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you post this in every glute thread. just admit your gf left you for a chad with a bigger ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I started my post out underlining that the rest of the body is just as important in terms of not making your ass look silly. An ass on a man i absolutely one of the best features if you do have the frame to go along with it. Being a twink with shitty genetics and therefore a comically large ass is not good.

        [...]
        >2 incels trying to breakdown the thoughts of women when they see a nice ass

        I do have a big ass myself, and i get the sexo regularly. I know what girls like.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I know what girls like.
          nobody cares dork. write your thesis and present to some other nerds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >An ass on a man i absolutely one of the best features
          You are either delusional or a literal gay.
          No, it's not. Your face is more important, your hair is more important, your height is more important, your frame is more important, even your damn shoes is more important than your ass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say that ass was the most important, I said it could be one of the best features if you are moderately attractive generally. It's like if you have the foundation you can make your sex appeal significantly higher with a well developed ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pos it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah i'm not gonna post my ass so you can jerk off to it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              rude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls get super horny for nice asses on men.
      Wrong, gayS get super horny for nice asses on men.
      Yes girls can appreciate a nice ass on an attractive man, but be aware that literally every other feature of yours is far more important to them than your ass. Face, height, frame, hell they will even notice your shoes and judge you on them before thinking about your ass.

      So it's ok to have a nice ass, but if someone is telling you that you should accentuate your ass and make it plump because "chicks go crazy for that shit bro" know that you're just being groomed by some literal gay who is the one who will look at your ass far more than any girl out there.
      Remember this is IST after all, the most gay board on this site.

      >2 incels trying to breakdown the thoughts of women when they see a nice ass

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women unironically enjoy grabbing my ass and pulling me in closer when i’m on top of them and about to cum. basically forcing my dick further inside. asslets will never know this feel

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always had a big round butt even before I started lifting and usually only train legs+ass once every 2 weeks but my sister asked if I was squatting alot because my ass was bigger than hers (I wasn't) and my mom said she wanted an ass like me. Haven't actually gotten any compliments on other bodyparts 🙁

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are a homosexual, my gf loves my bubble but so much. She touches my butt more than she does with my pecs or arms
    It signals lower body strength

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Glutes are the shoulders of the lower body part so yeah it appeals to the strength. Moreover, when you have sex, you mostly use your harmstrings/glutes so it also appeals to it...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when you have sex

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the hardest point actually.

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