If cybernetic body parts became available at the consumer level would you get them? What would you get?
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Brain computer interface / cyberbrain
As a computer programmer this is by far the most appealing thing
After that maybe cyber eyes
Don't have much need for limbs at the moment, but maybe when I'm older and start getting cancer or whatever
>Brain computer interface / cyberbrain
>As a computer programmer this is by far the most appealing thing
You're no programmer, if you were you wouldn't want some dude messy github repo in your head.
>ITT guys, we fixed that bug with the cyberbraint that shut down your liver function, all good now.
>Currently working on the one that turbobusts your heart rate to 199 at 2:35 AM
Yeah no thanks
It's because I'm a programmer I don't use internet of things shite, let alone something controlling my actual body
I've actually put a lot of thought into this while having a shower think. I wouldn't do it for a very long time. Likely the first few generations would have some bugs to work out and likely the interfaces wouldn't even be compatible with future iterations, similar to how all older cell phones had their own proprietary chargers. For the first few years, people would think you were cool because of the innovative tech, but soon it will become obsolete, and there's a very real chance that you couldn't replace them with the newer stuff because you have the gen. 1 interface. After this, they would laugh at you. People already judge others for having iPhones that are just a few years old. Imagine how cruel they would be if you're stuck with gen 1 crap ten years after the fact.
I'd be willing to nab a ton of 'ware but brainshit is where i draw the line. Living in a hyper capitalistic setting that offers augmentation on the commercial level would have daily if not hourly innovations. I would not want to be the guy with obsolete brain ports or worse - an obsolete cyberbrain. I would love direct neural interface though, maybe a small minimally obtrusive augmentation that gets me a datajack.
As for other ware, I would love joint replacements or better yet, bone lacing. Platelet factories and other shit that helps me heal faster would also be nice. But I'm not sure about reflex enhancers though. In theory there would be no point unless it was shit like wired reflexes that would be permanently active. It sounds cool in theory but I'm not sure if I could live in slow-mo world forever.
>some brazilian sticks a cryptominer in your head and your brain overheats and you die eating them 3-5 real
>Street shitting programmer releases aCyberBrain™ update
>Segfaults your brain. and sends you into a coma.
None. troonyhumanism is antiChrist
Christ was a pussy and a homosexual.
I don't know why you losers follow him
The Christ they don't want you to know about made his own whip to beat moneychangers with and drive them out of a temple. He walked around pulling stunts like this and saying based truths all day until he became such a thorn in a gay hypocritical regime's ass that they arrested and killed him for wrongthink. Then he got up out of his grave and left.
Kys israelite gayg he is the son of God aint a thing you can do about it
Christgays are the worst thing that ever happened to this website
no fricking joke. if you had told me in 08 these fake ass Black folk would be spewing shit about their fake gay ass poser religious shit id have said youre out of your mind.
apparently its antiestablishment to simp for the biggest oldest establishment in the world. fricking homosexuals.
https://religioninpublic.blog/2020/12/10/so-why-is-evangelicalism-not-declining-because-non-attenders-are-taking-on-the-label/
The vast majority of christgays are in it for the social clout and barely believe any of the teachings.
Unless I really needed them and they weren't locked down with proprietary software then sure. I remember hearing about all those people who got bionic eyes from Second Sight that aren't able to see now that the company went belly up.
Christgays on this site make me laugh.
based, the only thing truly mine and mine alone in this world is the body the Lord has given me
Im not trading it for plastics and metal
It's not though, it belongs to him and he'll reeee autistically if you don't use it exactly as he wants.
xd
Titanium skeleton + height increase, probably back up my consciousness too, Ghost in the Shell style.
Cyberization is based, it's the homosexual antichrist that wants to ruin it for everyone.
Do you think God thinks you're doing a good thing when you're pulling shit out of your ass and lie by claiming that it's from God and not just your own shit?
Thank you, anon. I see this shit all the time and I'm happy to see someone call it out.
Hod bless you anon
You made the israelites seeth and mald
God*
Dick
If sick robot arms were coming out tomorrow, guess who's chopping their hand off tonight? This guy. My left arm could never keep up with my right, but if I had some sick chrome I could finally hit that bench PR
this used to be a fitness board
This is fitness/health related in the broader sense
Not since about 2012. Which was 10 years ago, btw.
I'd buy a set but never have them installed unless/until i lost a limb. I don't want my limbs to have fricking ads or sunscription models, which I know they'll fricking do
Brain implant that allows me to slow down my perseption of time while still thinking normally
>From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us
>From the lies of the Antipath, circuit perserve us
>From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us
>From the temptations of the Flesh, silica cleanse us
>From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us
>From this rotting cage of biomatter, Machine God set us free.
praise the omnissiah
I kneel.
>be super enhanced cyborg in the far future
>all your limbs replaced with superior technology
>still walks with a stick
Yeah. Imagine having the power to kill a tiger with your bare hands? Fricking shatter it's skull with a single punch.
If we had that kind of power society would probably fricking collapse.
Why would it collapse? Guns are better than supah punch and definitely cheaper than cybernetics
>Implying I won't just get full body dermal plating and skeleton reinforcements
Doesn't matter, a shotgun blast will still rupture your liver with the blunt trauma alone son
>not having an arm cannon
my favorite slice of life anime
That barrel looks like a camera lense, pretty cool way to hide a spy cam
If you said this to my face I'd immediately explode your fricking head with a sucker punch before you even finished that sentence.
I would say it from a safe distance
hard counter
>implying I didn't also install super legs
Damn, he's good.
nothing personel kid, I got the monthly subscription rocket punch upgrade
Yes because I'm literally half-deaf and half-blind. Would love cybernetic replacements for my missing eye and fricked ears. The flesh is weak.
Don't we already have wiener-ear implants or something for deafness?
Cochlear implants. And it's not nearly the same as regular hearing and requires extensive speech therapy after an incredibly invasive and expensive surgery which not everyone is a viable candidate for. I wear hearing aids when I can afford to, but the tech is also still not that great because everyone's hearing loss is a little different. I get by okay without it too, though. Women and children are harder to hear.
Eye upgrade; X ray vision for seeing through girls clothes at the gym. Super giga 9000 jacker arm for home cooming needs. Prosthetic balls and wiener so I can coom for minutes at a time and unlimited times consecutively. OptimiZed blood veins and muscles in legs so that sitting for prolonged period of time (12+ hours) does not cause blood clots or other issues…. Enhanced smell o tron in nose for simulating smells of any kind on demand. Subdermal skin implants to prevent burns and rashes from persistent rubbing/sticking to leather etc
I'd get a robotic dong that could alter both it's length and girth. It would have a pneumatic piston in it for extreme pumping action and it would allow me to cum on demand. Since it is artifical, I would be immune to STD's. I think that would be awesome.
everything I possibly could assuming it was less problem prone than an organic body. The maintenance alone on this body costs me $350+ a month.
New legs starting at the hips. My hips knees and ankles are fricked from years of basketball and soccer. Multiple severe ankle sprains, torn meniscus’s and 1 ruptured acl. What good is speed and jumping ability if you’re not able to experience life pain free.
Whole body, mind uploaded.
you do realize how this would work today, right?
>cyborg arm has thousands of sensors in it monitoring everything it does and collecting all sorts of data so they can sell it to Fleshlight so they know just how many pumps it takes you on average to coom so they can make a cheaper fleshlight with just enough material to survive your 1 minute jak session
>subscription service that turns your arm into a paperweight if you don't pay
>tons of cool features built right into the arm that you can' actually use unless you buy the premium subscription package that includes the ability to lift more than 50 lbs
>reliant on other upgrades to the rest of your body in order to achieve full capability
>extremely high maintenance costs, gotta shell out for the extra warranty
>gotta take it to a licensed repair center to fix, good luck if you don't have access to one nearby
>can't afford all the costs, so you have to go on a payment plan and get deeper into debt slavery
>once you have it, you're dependent on it for the rest of your life. basically a cybertroony
>always online connectivity for licensing, can get shut off if the company decides they don't like you using their products if you browse forbidden imageboards
sounds like fun.
forgot one
>newer model comes out every year, company will only support your arm for a limited time
if you don't believe me, look up the people who are still reliant on iron lungs to survive. the company that made them basically told them "lolno"
That would happen if there was only one manufacturer, in reality there would many of them in an eternal competition for people to buy THEIR prosthetics and not the other company, any company who handicapped itself like that would die off
>but what if there are no other companies?
Third parties, small local companies, criminals, etc. Would create cheaper(and definitely better) variants that would threaten the legitimate manufacturers forcing them to compete.
How many third parties, small local companies, criminals are there that make cars, for example?
don't forget the most kino option
>repo company hunts you down and forcibly repossesses your limbs and organs if you don't pay
I saw that movie. It was pretty cool. The sci-fi part was meh but the way it displayed how willing people are to wageslave for companies is pretty spot on.
except car and phone manufacturers are doing that exact same thing today.
please have a nice day you knuckle dragging moron
U mad?
yeah and thats fricking evil enough
last thing i need is those policies in my body
Obviously depends on how safe and reliable they are but assuming that's not an issue.
Some brain upgrades. Manual hormone control, a calculator or memory database, interface to download new skills. Again depends on how safe it actually is.
Cyber eyes and ears
Some cool digestion track gadget that tells me which nutrients I'm missing and discards the ones I've had too much of
But given the trend of current tech it would probably suck ass to have cyber implants
Don't forget that it would come with dozens of features that you don't need and will never use while the ones you do use are extremely limited in their customization because the company making them obviously knows what you want better than you.
I'd go full Adam Smasher mode tbh
>tfw 94% cybernetics
Everything except my balls
frick chromegays all the real ones are orgaBlack folk
If it was an option I would leave humanity behind in a heartbeat.
I wouldn't chop off a functioning body part to replace it, but if I needed an amputation or a transplant, I'd go for it in a heartbeat
However the one thing I'd look for is for the prosthesis to either have zero network (internet, cellular, satellite, bluetooth etc.) connectivity or an on/off switch at a hardware level
cybernetics are cool, i'd definitely take them over the metal hardware i already have in my elbow and wrist. but i'd be concerned about the part where it connects to your biological body. i mean, you can have super strong arms capable of liting tons of weight but to what avail when the weight is going to rip them out of your body?
yes I would strangle and stomp pearanon and gynoBlack with them
We'll find out in about 5 years
I sure hope that by the time I get old and die we would have life-extending biotechnology and/or cybernetics. Imagine being the first generation of humans that would not experience death.
>muh overpopulation
Gluchovsky fixed this issue in his book futu.re : When you have a child either you or the child's mother has to die to maintain fixed number of people. So you either live a childless near immortal life or choose to die for the sake of the kid.
>Imagine being the first generation of humans that would not experience death.
Imagine being the guy that dies the day before immortality is invented
Kidneys, within any hesitation. Real ones don't work right.
OUT OF MY WAY CYBERNETIC ABOMINATIONS AND BEHOLD THE TRUE GENTLEMAN WAY OF AUGMENTING YOURSELF
THE EXOSKELETON
>looks better than your pansy cybernetics
>stays natty
>can still get muscle gains without having to rely on people to produce or repair your "body"
take the exoskeleton pill homosexuals
this is way better than having some fricker tool around in your head.
natty
You know it secrets hormones into the body through the users skin, right?
going for maximum speed/strengh makes you not natty anymore.
I'm a biophile. I believe that a biological solution can almost always be superior to a mechanical one.
After all, cybernetics are just trying to copy the already super-advanced nano-machines of nature called cells.
So what I'm saying is instead of cybernetics, I hope we get commercial evolutionarily-improved custom organs for transplant. So I'd go this route and also team up with until I figure out a way to make skin tear-proof biologically.
All the cyborgs itt are misguided or dysmorpic, kinda like another group of people I know on the internet.
Truth.
Boomer athiest, you will regret your life when you die.
when you die all your memories fade and your sense of self dissolves. There will be no "you" to feel sorry. Abrahamic religions are so fricking moronic.
That's what I fear about death and that's what every afterlife thought tries to cope with. The probability that you don't feel anything. You won't even know you are dead. The moment you die, in case you are awake you might realize it, but after death then there might be nothing. You don't know you are dead, cause you are dead. Man, this thought pains me.
What happens after death? Same thing that happened before you were born. That same nothingness that exists behind your eyes. It's an undulation in consciousness. What happens after death? Probably the slow process of being slowly coming to awareness in a new life. You are everything that ever existed and will exist. You are me, you are involuntary and voluntary action. The sun shining your heart beating your hair growing your fist opening and closing. All of that you are. This is why abrahamic religions are fricking moronic when the obvious answer is so elementary. Take the daoist pill.
You are everything that ever existed and will exist. You are me, you are involuntary and voluntary action. The sun shining your heart beating your hair growing your fist opening and closing. All of that you are.
To be honest, sounds equally moronic.
I'm fine with the nothingsness part.
>cope
The irony, as you cope with neglecting your spirit.
Funnily enough, I wouldn't be surprised if your description is accurate to what awaits you, Hell could be oblivion, I guess you'll find out sooner than me mr boomer.
Cope, child if you think us awaits different fates. Or do you expect hell and heaven for other beings of god (animals) too?
Crisis exo isn't natty.
It physically alters the persons body over time to become more efficient while secreting hormones directly into individual muscle tissue to combat damage and/or augment at a moments notice.
Example if you need to run it shoots up your adrenaline/cortisol/testosterone so you can run faster.
It gets so bad the body can not survive without it
exoskeleton homies rise up
>cant swim with it
>breaks randomly
>hard and cold
vs
>repairs itself
>flesh and bone, warm to the touch
>can swim with it
>can’t swim with it
Do you also think that robots from the future would shut down if you throw a cup of water over them?
if that meant I would be like adam jensen then yeah absolutely
only replacements if my joints fail before my brain is mush
I can't wait to get synthetic joints and skeletal reinforcement, you would be an indestructible athlete
>Robowiener
I would use it to have extra limbs and wireless limbs. Not gonna cut off my biological parts like some troonyhumanist
Gunter mode
you'd get the skull gun?
Why did I get banned for making an "off topic" thread about quitting weed (mental fitness) but this nonsense thread is fine? Mods are israelite homosexuals
>Why did this thread relevant to fitness and the human body stay up while my thread where I asked for pity points for not being a pathetic lazy stoner all day get deleted?
LULZ seems to be more your speed homosexual
Muh weed you will not make it my fren
>mental fitness
What's that supposed to mean homosexual?
I want cybernetic buttcheeks so I can sit on any surface without discomfort
t.skelly
Just put my brain in a full robot body. With big buzz saw hands. Bzzzz.
It wouldn't work, and you would quickly find out you need an entirely new skeletal structure if you want your superhuman strength.
Imagine a bar with 425 on the floor and I ask you to 1 arm curl it. You can't even get it off the floor, you pathetic low t soi boi. Then I slice your arm off and replace it with a super strong cyber replacement. You bend down to pick it up, your arm cranks with all its strength... and pulls your meager, weakling, 135lbs atheist body down to the bar. You see, your arm may be strong but the rest of your trans girl body is not.
Yes we're aware of that. My new arm can still easily rip off your entire face.
Grip strength doesn't rely on legs or core.
And a bullet will still blow out your brains before you can even get near me.
Why do manlets ALWAYS have to bring up a combat situation when all he was doing was describing physics?
manlets actually love guns since it evens the playing field for them. lanklets are bigger targets anyway.
Augmented legs, eyes and maybe one arm. Not being able to feel would be hell honestly. I don't 3ven enjoy wearing gloves unless I'm dealing with something slimy
Never going near that shit even if I'm injured or disabled.
You think the programming is invulnerable to glitches, zero-days or hackers?
Or that the government hadn't install backdoors into all of them the same way they did cars nowadays?
That you wouldn't be looked down on as a freak?
That your cyberstrength is gonna do anything against a speeding bullet?
Nano bots, like that manga Nano Machine.
>dear customer, let's talk about updating your payment model~
shortly before arm completely shuts down and you can't use anymore unless you pay cash
2 extra arms is the way to go, no need to take off the originals
I'd only swap out what naturally shit the bed with time and only if it was one and done and had no homosexual software updates because they literally have only ever made my life worse on things outside my body
No, my flesh must stay pure
I will reach the limits of my mortal body without external aid
>willingly making your brain hackable
Do cybertards really?
It already is
>releases bioagent into air
I'm getting as much hardware as I'm legally allowed to have
the flesh is weak
I dont know for what else the heart is used besides pumping blood, I think it might have something to do with the very processes of the brain as in helping it work or managing it somehow instead of the opposite, but maybe I would get a mechanical heart, and lungs.
>MFW all the normie Christians unaware of Christian origins of Transhumanism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Fyodorovich_Fyodorov
My brother, I assure you I am.
Cosmism is based and (I think) bio-pilled. Haven't read his biography yet but I intend to. Unfortunately the movement is often astroturfed by people who just like the aesthetic and arent really Christian (Orthdox or otherwise).
See (me) post
In on the fence regarding implants:
Pros
>people are no longer slaves to RNGenetics. You can have the features you wish to have instead of depending on your bloodline and luck
Cons
>money can make you objeticvelly better than other people. No matter what you do, some guy that was born rich will have a better body than you.
>get cybernetics
>sun decides to fart on earth
Nothing personnel
knee replacements that don't suck 🙁
Just joints enhancements, i.e knees/backs etc.
But I don’t know, seen enough sci fi to know that you will need to get as much as possible to be relevant.
Shit scares me.
Full on e-girl Smasher
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
The only thing I would get would be a hand-cranked EMP that fries all electronics within 1000ft of me
enjoy your ''be able to end your elbow'' subscription
Cybernetics will have the same problems like todays tech. It breaks easily. Difficult to repair and it becomes obsolete after 2 years.
Imagen getting a brain interface and in 10 years you can't upgrade to the newer model because you don't have the new USB12 standard integrated in your frontal lobe and replacing it would damage your brain.
Ever since ive realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
sense of touch would be really important for me. I wouldnt want to trade feeling in any limbs even for the strength of 10 gorillas
- Better lungs
- Better knees
- Better eyes
I'd only get minor enhancements to decrease the possibility of being hacked by someone or going cyberpsycho.
Pancreas
The only thing I would go cybernetoc for is getting rid of my type 1 beetus for good.
Tinnitus neutralizer
>read the word tinnitus
>ringing starts
FRICK YOU
Yall need to play the Deus Ex games and find out why this is a bad idea
>Rampant organ/limb rejection unless you're huffing immunoblockers 24/7
>Social/Political prejudices between natties and augments
>People getting hacked
>Limbs and organs getting repossessed
sorry chrometrannies but i'm a human being down to the marrow of my bones.
The first gen knee transplants killed everyone who got them in a decade. If corpo doctors can frick up a literal chunk of metal and plastic with like 2 moving parts then how do you think you'll fare with your infinitely more complex cyberarm?