If he is so obsessed with skincare and aging, why does he use tanning beds?

If he is so obsessed with skincare and aging, why does he use tanning beds?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's gay

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    '80s male model aesthetic.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a psycho, in fairness OP it's a pretty easy detail to miss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does being a psycho mean you're moronic? he worries about aging his skin, but uses tanning beds which age your skin worse than anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody understood that in the late 80's

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tanning is obviously more important to him. and for a good reason too. pale skin looks sickly and weird.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pale skin looks sickly and weird
          good goy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being this insecure in your whiteness. White people with tan (eg olympic athletes) are literally the peak of the human race. Go put on clown makeup, that's white so I'm sure you love it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Arnie (the greatest human at his pinnacle) had a healthy tan.
            >b-but he's cringe now
            Don't care.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Arnie (the greatest human at his pinnacle
              This homie is a friend of Dorothy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it does, hard-working men tan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        psychos sabotage themselves all the time

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vitamin D

    also literally me

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    werent they relatively new back then? they probably didnt know how bad they were for your skin

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whh does the self obsessed psycho acts like a self obsessed psycho
    the world may never know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that isn't the point OP is making moron

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me American Psycho, idgaf. I got two wrinkles from smoking. I'm 30 but I look twinkish af except for these its freaking me out. If I quit smoking all together now will they go away? I don't want twink death yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >will they go away
      its over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's over bro. hope you enjoyed the wonder years while you could. nobody tells you that one day people at the club just group you with the old losers and you lose 50% of your market value

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody tells you that one day people at the club just group you with the old losers and you lose 50% of your market value
        so true. wish I prepared in advance to pish my expiration further

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are plenty of reasons to stop smoking whether or not it makes your wrinkles go away.
      not to mention your skin is gonna continue to get worse and you're speeding it up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's over bro. hope you enjoyed the wonder years while you could. nobody tells you that one day people at the club just group you with the old losers and you lose 50% of your market value

        >will they go away
        its over.

        https://www.healthline.com/health/smoking-wrinkles#skin-care-tips
        Yes, so wrinkles from smoking can go away or at least lessen if you quit drinking and smoking and use skincare. I don't drink so I'm good. And you're fricking insane if I'm not going to use some minor dermabrasion if I have to. I might even bogg out if I'm rich enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wrinkles
      >i don't want twink death yet
      who's gonna tell him?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can I achieve that body?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just be British

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      be gay and british

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh yeah, because that's the craziest thing about this character

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were popular in the 80s and he was obsessed with Donald Trump you zoomer moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and he was obsessed with Donald Trump
      So he ate McDonald's everyday?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trump doesn't use tanning beds moron

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If he is so obsessed with skincare and aging
    he isn't, he's obsessed with looking good in order to fit in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He kind of is though. He doesn’t drink or use products with alcohol because it dries out your skin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which would make him look not good. skincare is a means to an end, like his clothes, his exercise, his money. the movie isn't called american skin care enthusiast.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ummm what the deuce if he’s so obsessed with looks why did he not mention mewing once or follow any sigma tiktokkers?

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