If I had friends and a girlfriend, my gains would increase by 300%. Lifting alone makes me sad.

If I had friends and a girlfriend, my gains would increase by 300%.
Lifting alone makes me sad.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's true, I force my girlfriend to lift with me now and a good portion of my friends are back to regular lift routines. Sometimes we workout together. Go join a club.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't want friends like this

      this guy is a massive homosexual
      you just want a gf who becomes your wife
      that's it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't want to be a fatfrick lover like this moronic Black person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          <3

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you had a girlfriend she'd do her damndest to make sure you'd eat goyslop, watch goyflix and generally sit on your ass with her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Women are obsessed with watching some shit movie or TV and I fricking HATE it. My wife knows how pozzed it is and still begs me to watch (I have to constantly say no).

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there 7 strings but only 5 tuners?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up nerd

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You never lift alone.
    I live in your walls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You never lift alone.
      >I live in your walls.
      HOLY BASED I'M LIFTING HARDER TONIGHT BOYS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be watching bro good luck.
        I wont spot you though if you fail youre fricked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I wont spot you though if you fail youre fricked
          Your buffing aura is enough. If i die i wasn't worthy of living anyways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm disturbed but flattered.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're wrong. If you're a lazy moron now, getting everything you want will just make you complacent and even worse.

    t. lazy moron who "made" it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus is your friend.
    Lift with Jesus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But I can't frick Jesus like I would a gf. Nor would I want to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Crossfit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP's Spoters
    I hate the antichrist

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i lift with my dog. he is a good boy and inspires me to be the person he thinks i am.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whish I had a shirt with
    >Powered by Chocolate
    written on it and below it is pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I swear this picture looked different when I first saw it.
      It had something BIG.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I joined a WL club and now I get to lift with my friends every day

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lifting to srv

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