If you can't OHP your gf, you haven't really made it. Posted on May 7, 2023 by Anonymous If you can't OHP your gf, you haven't really made it.
My gf is 180 lbs 6'1. Im 5'7 153.
>My gf is overweight
She'a not fat, she has more muscle than the average girl tho. She plays basketball
I mean i got a 8.5x5 inch pecker, guess that does it. I would rate her 7/10
I've seen her pussy, i think its real.
8.5x5? Like this?
>8.5x5 inch pecker
why even lie man, your actual size is probably ideal
I'm biologically retarded so pls inform me, bros.
Does a girl's vagina size correspond with her height? Like if I wanted a 6 foot plus muscle mommy, will my smol 6x5 incher be a microdick to her?
No. Vaginal depth does not correlate with height.
Besides, it's a completely irrelevant point to stress over. Women are extremely emotional, and it is very tied to their sexuality. If a woman is infatuated with you, she'll be cumming the minute you get the tip in. If she is pissy about something pertaining to you and somehow let's you have sex with her; your dick will feel like nothing but you just violating her. Women have to be "in the mood" for a reason.
Dick size is almost entirely a male mentality issue. The only thing a big dick helps you with is that she cannot use it against you when she's mad at you. A big dick is nice for bragging rights and pretty much nothing else.
t. 21cm pp
>Im 5'7 153.
She must be fucking ugly asf if shes fine with the height difference lmao
His "gf" is a man
Lanklets seething lel
Tall chicks can't be picky
Prime example. If you can’t do it, you’re too weak or she is too fat.
You made it anon. Congrats on having your Amazonian gf.
Mfw no snusnu gf
Is your hip still intact?
„A woman who weighs more than 50 Kgs is not a woman,
a man who weighs less than 100 Kgs. is not a man“
Kek who in the history of the universe has ever cared what a fucking Serbian thinks
Is Serbia a country even or is it Kosovo or Croatia or some shit?
rejected. post Kosovo. post Srpska.
Just further proves how retarded Serbs actually are.
>If you can't OHP your gf, you haven't really made it.
Tfw I can ohp my wife, and push my wife+her little sister for reps.
This is also based though.
How do i deal with people living out my dreams?
1) any adult male should be able to OHP 185
2) my wife is the same height and 40 lbs lighter after 2 kids, tell yours to hit the gym
if you cant carry sex your girl you have not made it.
>Literally can't overhead press properly
Its over for me
My GF weights 0, therefore I have always been able to OHP her
Pretty sure most of the DYEL over here can OHP air.
Now we know why most of ISTizens are pedos.
But you've got t factor in progressive overload
Feed your girlfriend at a caloric surplus to apply progressive overload
I tossed around my 160lb ex just fine
i could when i had one she was 178cm and 65 kg... unfortunately she dumped me
how do I stop stalling on OHP? its the lift i have to deload the most times, idk what im doing wrong bros.
It's just a shitty gay lift really, buy some micro plates, that's probably going to help, dyels seem to love it because they can't bench a lot.
>buy some micro plates
thinking to buy 2 0.5kg plates and take them to the gym so i can progress faster is this a good idea?
i mean adding 1kg increments is better than 2.5kg because you can lift slightly more weight before you move on to the next phase
your legs look like my grandpa's
he doesnt even have an erection doing this
probably a queer
If you have a gf you can OHP, you're low test
>if you don’t throw up from the stench of her lifting her yeasty flaps, you’re low test
I think he meant muscle tomboy girlfriend or something. Or he's Brosnan
Bruh, is a muscle tomboy gf gonna weigh over 200 lbs?
I don't think you understand the level of muscular I'm talking about
Then you’ll have to show a pic of how “muscular” she is.
This now makes sense. Enjoy your cartoon “girlfriend.”
I meant chubby tho.
while I could ohp my fat gf's bodyweight in the shape of a bar with plates (probably, she should be around my 1rm), there's no way I could oh press her as she is. pressing a person is way tougher than pressing a bar
Can people here not do this? I’ve been lifting for like five months and I can OHP my wife
yea.. sure.. i OHP my girlfriend. my girlfriend lives in my mind and OHP a bar with weight on it. i do it all for.. her..
>182cm when I wale up
>178cm when I go to sleep
How do I fix my spine in order to keep my max height? I got used to my backache but I hate it
Stay in bed all day.
No other way around it. If your spine is vertical, it will get compressed by gravity.
I'm not sure if I wanna risk it, it might be secret but all those quads gotta weigh something. Furthermore, I'm a calisthenicsonlyfag so I don't OHP.
but what about pulling up your gf?
way harder than ohp'ing her
bloatlords just use their fat instead
My gf is 5'2 and barely 100 pounds. I'm a 6' dyel and can still OHP her for reps. This isn't a very good metric for making it.
>If you can't OHP your girlfriend, I will.
My wife is 105lbs and I can strict OHP 230lbs.. can literally OHP her for 4x16.
Stop dating fat women.
>Stop dating fat women.
I love fat chicks.
Even if I'm into chubby girls with enormous tits?
>benchpress your gf + 1pl
>squat your gf +2pl
>deadlift your gf + 3pl
You are more gay than homosexuals if you measure your worth from anything having to do with your gf. It's a fleshlight that provides you a heir, not much more, love can be real, but the loving act is creating new life.
I'm going to get a GF with ED who weighs 35kg to amend this issue.
I love OHP bros. It's one of my favourite lifts, even if it has the lowest numbers.
I reckon I could and she's 20w pregnant. Carried her to bed the other night cause she was tired.
>tfw can OHP her
>cant rely on her to hang still and not flail around like a retard during the lift