If you can't OHP your gf, you haven't really made it.

If you can't OHP your gf, you haven't really made it.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is 180 lbs 6'1. Im 5'7 153.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My gf is overweight
      fify

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'a not fat, she has more muscle than the average girl tho. She plays basketball

        >Im 5'7 153.
        >Tall GF

        She must be fricking ugly asf if shes fine with the height difference lmao

        I mean i got a 8.5x5 inch pecker, guess that does it. I would rate her 7/10

        His "gf" is a man

        I've seen her pussy, i think its real.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          8.5x5? Like this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >8.5x5 inch pecker
          why even lie man, your actual size is probably ideal

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm biologically moronic so pls inform me, bros.
            Does a girl's vegana size correspond with her height? Like if I wanted a 6 foot plus muscle mommy, will my smol 6x5 incher be a microdick to her?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. veganal depth does not correlate with height.
              Besides, it's a completely irrelevant point to stress over. Women are extremely emotional, and it is very tied to their sexuality. If a woman is infatuated with you, she'll be cumming the minute you get the tip in. If she is pissy about something pertaining to you and somehow let's you have sex with her; your dick will feel like nothing but you just violating her. Women have to be "in the mood" for a reason.
              Dick size is almost entirely a male mentality issue. The only thing a big dick helps you with is that she cannot use it against you when she's mad at you. A big dick is nice for bragging rights and pretty much nothing else.
              t. 21cm pp

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mad jelly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Im 5'7 153.
      >Tall GF

      She must be fricking ugly asf if shes fine with the height difference lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His "gf" is a man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Im 5'7 153.
          >Tall GF

          She must be fricking ugly asf if shes fine with the height difference lmao

          Lanklets seething lel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My gf is overweight
        fify

        malding

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tall chicks can't be picky

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prime example. If you can’t do it, you’re too weak or she is too fat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You made it anon. Congrats on having your Amazonian gf.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mfw no snusnu gf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your hip still intact?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serbian proverb:
      „A woman who weighs more than 50 Kgs is not a woman,
      a man who weighs less than 100 Kgs. is not a man“

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek who in the history of the universe has ever cared what a fricking Serbian thinks

        Is Serbia a country even or is it Kosovo or Croatia or some shit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Serbian proverb
        rejected. post Kosovo. post Srpska.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just further proves how moronic Serbs actually are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gf (male)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUUFUFUUUCUCUUUUUCK

      need dat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you can't OHP your gf, you haven't really made it.
      Tfw I can ohp my wife, and push my wife+her little sister for reps.

      This is also based though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do i deal with people living out my dreams?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) any adult male should be able to OHP 185

      2) my wife is the same height and 40 lbs lighter after 2 kids, tell yours to hit the gym

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you cant carry sex your girl you have not made it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally can't overhead press properly
    Its over for me

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My GF weights 0, therefore I have always been able to OHP her

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure most of the DYEL over here can OHP air.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now we know why most of ISTizens are pedos.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you've got t factor in progressive overload

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feed your girlfriend at a caloric surplus to apply progressive overload

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tossed around my 160lb ex just fine

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i could when i had one she was 178cm and 65 kg... unfortunately she dumped me

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I stop stalling on OHP? its the lift i have to deload the most times, idk what im doing wrong bros.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a shitty gay lift really, buy some micro plates, that's probably going to help, dyels seem to love it because they can't bench a lot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy some micro plates
        thinking to buy 2 0.5kg plates and take them to the gym so i can progress faster is this a good idea?
        i mean adding 1kg increments is better than 2.5kg because you can lift slightly more weight before you move on to the next phase

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    your legs look like my grandpa's

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesnt even have an erection doing this
    probably a queer

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a gf you can OHP, you're low test

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don’t throw up from the stench of her lifting her yeasty flaps, you’re low test

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he meant muscle tomboy girlfriend or something. Or he's Brosnan

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh, is a muscle tomboy gf gonna weigh over 200 lbs?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you understand the level of muscular I'm talking about

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then you’ll have to show a pic of how “muscular” she is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This now makes sense. Enjoy your cartoon “girlfriend.”

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant chubby tho.
            while I could ohp my fat gf's bodyweight in the shape of a bar with plates (probably, she should be around my 1rm), there's no way I could oh press her as she is. pressing a person is way tougher than pressing a bar

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can people here not do this? I’ve been lifting for like five months and I can OHP my wife

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea.. sure.. i OHP my girlfriend. my girlfriend lives in my mind and OHP a bar with weight on it. i do it all for.. her..

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >182cm when I wale up
    >178cm when I go to sleep
    How do I fix my spine in order to keep my max height? I got used to my backache but I hate it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay in bed all day.
      No other way around it. If your spine is vertical, it will get compressed by gravity.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if I wanna risk it, it might be secret but all those quads gotta weigh something. Furthermore, I'm a calisthenicsonlygay so I don't OHP.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but what about pulling up your gf?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      way harder than ohp'ing her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bloatlords just use their fat instead

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is 5'2 and barely 100 pounds. I'm a 6' dyel and can still OHP her for reps. This isn't a very good metric for making it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal midget

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you can't OHP your girlfriend, I will.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is 105lbs and I can strict OHP 230lbs.. can literally OHP her for 4x16.
    Stop dating fat women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop dating fat women.
      No.
      I love fat chicks.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if I'm into chubby girls with enormous breasts?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This.
    Also
    >benchpress your gf + 1pl
    >squat your gf +2pl
    >deadlift your gf + 3pl

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are more gay than homosexuals if you measure your worth from anything having to do with your gf. It's a Fleshlight that provides you a heir, not much more, love can be real, but the loving act is creating new life.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to get a GF with ED who weighs 35kg to amend this issue.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love OHP bros. It's one of my favourite lifts, even if it has the lowest numbers.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I reckon I could and she's 20w pregnant. Carried her to bed the other night cause she was tired.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can OHP her
    >cant rely on her to hang still and not flail around like a moron during the lift

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