If you play this "sport" you are automatically disqualified as a man in my book
It's literally just an excuse for fat people to pretend they exercise while also getting drunk and I've never met a IST person who does this
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This is great to know. I was out on the course yesterday and suddenly thought, I wonder what the shut-ins on the anime forum think about me doing this? I became very insecure about my masculinity for a little while but when I got home I logged onto IST, saw the approximately 98 threads up at any given moment about how you all are 25-year-old khhvs, and dropped the matter.
when the first post is also the best post
Hahahha based, OP (incel) immediately BTFOd
samegay + cope
A swing and a miss. Keep embarrassing yourself OP
Herbs in all fields
You sound very insecure. OP is right however. Golf is a stupid "sport." I have more respect for pro gamers.
Again your opinion on the matter is irrelevant
Tomorrow I am meeting an asain woman who wants to take me golfing. I don't really care about your post OP, but wish me luck to frick her afterwards.
Sounds hot, anon. Sporty little asian nymphs are great.
most people who play golf are upper middle or upper class. regardless of whether or not you're doing the "making deals on the green" meme, you're still in close proximity with successful and well-connected people. please tell me you're poor without telling me you're poor. (and no, i don't golf because i have 0 friends, although i do make good money with my gay corporate job.)
>gay corporate job
You don't become rich by being a slave for your israeli boss
Yeah but the thing is anon was never going to be rich anyway
Let the serfs live their serf lives, if they aren't programming for israelitegle they'd be working a potato patch on a fief somewhere
most people don't get rich and getting rich isn't purely a function of hard work. this is a statistically insignificant argument.
>you're still in close proximity with successful and well-connected people
This is 100% cope by people who play this gay sport to justify the fact that they are too much of pussies to lift. No successful businessman is going to randomly give you a good job or deal because he saw you doing warmup putts before your round
>he practices putting
ngmi, get on the range and take only your driver
no not even tees, walk 10 yards out and pick them up off the ground
Other than the Black person, golf is 99% white. this should tell you enough mr homosexual.
golfing is fricking fun as hell dude you should try it. just get some balls and start wacking them. when you realize its not that easy youll get mad, and when you start hitting them youll see how good it feels to just crush that fricking ball and it goes off like artillery. dont knock it till you try it.
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Its primarily a way for professionals to network and retired dudes to socialise. If you think people are golfing to get yoked then the jokes on you, moron.
Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherfrickers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fricking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport.
I am a golfer, AMA
Why haven't you beaten this guy to death with your six-iron yet instead of wasting your time playing golf
Wales
Golf
Madrid
In that order
Fricking or stealing British sheep?
Golf is one of those quintessentially WASPish activities that makes hooknose heebs, shitskins, and left wing trannies eternally seethe.
Same thing with fraternities.
I'm a left wing troony golfer, thoughever
No one is going golfing for the sport of it. They're going golfing so they have an excuse to get drunk with their friends or clients in the middle of day.
biggest waste of water and land ever
frick golf
my grandpa used to take my brother out golfing with him when I was a kid. He never took me even though I loved him more than my brother did
Thats because he sensed you were the weak one.
aww what happened big guy
> Based trips of truth.
Yeah bro, golf is moronic, just do some fencing and yoga when you are older.
Fencing is a lot like golf, in that if you don't start while you are young you are ngmi. Also you need to be a richgay if you plan on being any good at it. Also it somehow has an even more elitist reputation than golf.
>t. fences and golfs
I’m scratch ama
found the white trash / Black person
Golf is fun as frick. And difficult as frick. Op confirmed homosexual
It’s boring and moronic
So in your book the following people are not men
>Donald Trump
>Tom Brady
>Aaron Rodgers
>Wayne Gretzkey
>Michael Jordan
>Steph Curry