Illegal mires thread

Post your mires experience with young girls
>25 yo ,get out of the club
>group of young girls ask me if i'm bouncer and if i can take them to home.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats just cringe

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ex is completely naked, grinding on my lap
    >while talking with her bf on the phone
    It's been almost a week and I'm still not over it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you even let that occour. I would have grabbed the phone and told him. Makes me fucking sick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? I have no allegiance to him and no respect for him, why would I lost a chance for more sex down the road? He's the enemy.

        She sounds like a horrible bitch. Hurt her in someway next time you see her.

        I think I might spank her. That'd be lovely.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Men are the enemy
          >Whores are my ally
          Given the chance to face no consequences for my actions i would murder you with my bare hands.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ally
            You don't have to have them as an ally to have sex, anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            armchair virgins

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?t=26

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not much into Rogan anymore but this bit is peak hilarity, everyone had a friend like Callen (or were that guy themselves).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not at Callen's age though. You've usually been punched in the face at least a few times by the time you have grey hair.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://youtu.be/p55POqbf8yE?t=26

                callen is playing a character. you do realize he was on the SNL rip off madTV? this is what he does.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who the fuck is ripping a massive bong in the background KEK

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                comedian tony hinchcliffe, i could tell by the laugh after n recognised him lol

                also i feel its bit funny that in this clip you can see brenden side with joe over bryans cartoon version of someone who reacts badly to criticism, then going ahead and actually do that in real life with the way he handles negativity towards him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >All men should be FWEINDS
            All men, excluding your family and closest friends, are sexual competition and should be considered such. If you truly think this way, I envy you because it means you haven't been forced to see this reality yet.

            Also,
            >murder you with my bare hands
            Since you are probably a child or very young man, you're probably not going to kill anyone with

            Why? I have no allegiance to him and no respect for him, why would I lost a chance for more sex down the road? He's the enemy.
            [...]
            I think I might spank her. That'd be lovely.

            's competitive mentality.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >If you truly think this way, I envy you because it means you haven't been forced to see this reality yet.
              Holy larping cringelord.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy buzzword buzzword
                Thanks, all you did was make me look right lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha, more like made you look GAY

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was three years ago and we only broke up because I was retarded.

          >>I have no allegiance to him and no respect for him
          You don't have any respect for yourself. As you said >>we only broke up because I was retarded.
          You made a decision and yet you undermined it? How can one be so enervated?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Respect is earned, not given. I haven't even met the dude, why the fuck would I respect him.
            Hell, he dropped her off at a bar when she was meeting me and didn't come in to greet me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I never directed the point to the other party.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >lets his gf go meet her ex alone
              yeah bro is bluepilled as fuck but come on man, dont be doing this shit. If we're ever gonna fix society we gotta restore trust between men and thats really fucking hard to do with this shit being so common.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If we're ever gonna fix society
                society abandoned me a long time ago

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats no reason to lash out at random guys man. Yeah if this guy fucked you over that would be one thing, but you ain't even know him and you're inflicting one of the worst kinds of pain a bro can feel and for what? your cummies? your resentment against people in general? It might feel good for now to get back at society or something, but trust me, as cliche as it is to say, all that resentment and hate is just gonna hollow you out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think if OP didn't fuck his ex that ex wouldn't go fuck someone else that wasn't their BF?

                She's a hoe, stop defending her honor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im not defending her lol, shes a whore and I hope her bf cuts her head off when he finds out. But that doesn't make it okay for a guy who knows she has a bf to fuck her."its gonna happen anyway so I have no moral culpability" is a cucked and defeatist mentality.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Respect is earned, not given. I haven't even met the dude, why the fuck would I respect him.
              What a complete lack of reading comprehension

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Touche. But come on, man, if I respected myself, I wouldn't be here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why would I lost a chance for more sex down the road
          Everything boils down to sex? I don't know, I'm literally a 30 years old married boomer and while I like fucking my wife, I can't imagine living all my life thinking about the "next sex".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Low test with balls removed confirmed. Men are meant to have as many wives and sex slaves as they can afford, propaganda is what makes you think otherwise.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, I live my life free and content, you life fantasizing about your next share of receiving the sex part when interacting with a random girl. You aren't a barbarian king with a harem and a share of sex slaves, you're a dude who gets swiped on tinder, you aren't even PICKING your women, you get picked like cattle
              fuck out here man lmao, get real, stop being a homo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Honey c…can I workout today? No? It is ok my darling I will stay here and tend to the children. When you get back you wan…. Oh that time of the month again. Remember when we first met you’d just give me red wings? Oh having the child changed how it feels. Where are you going again? Oh he seems like a nice guy, don’t have too much fun!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're having a fever dream man, holy shit, wake the fuck up. Not saying this shit doesn't happen, it does especially in fucking America and most western countries.
                But you could just screen your partners, exercise some sexual hygiene and grow the fuck up,

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder why none of the kids look like me? Maybe she just has all the dominant genes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope
                Tinder is dinging man, I think it's your turn now with that chick who got railed by 3 dudes yesterday

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I hope her boss starts letting her come home at the regular time. Weird that he gets away never paying overtime.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, shouldn't you be entertaining a fat smelly tinder whore for a chance to pump her hole with a plastic wrapped shriveled dick for 5 minutes and brag on mire threads about it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Another charge from the Marriott? Maybe I can convince her to start just drinking wine at home…

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, you're getting stale. Tinder chicks don't select their new dick for the day with such weak game, better do something about it before she picks one (or 2) of the other 100 men texting her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ve never seen a mosquito bite leave a bruise on someones chest like that before. I hope it isn’t West Nile.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a gay. Possibly a sociopath

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Simp. Bros before hos. Ungmi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bros before hos.
          >doesnt tell him his gf is cheating
          retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds like a horrible bitch. Hurt her in someway next time you see her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>ex
      You broke up with her for a reason. Do not let your heart stumble. Do not have exultation of your actions with her, as you will be turning your back on your decision and thus yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was three years ago and we only broke up because I was retarded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's grinding on your dick (sort of) WHILE talking to her bf om the phone.

          She's for the streets, Anon. A worthless hoe, nothing more. Maybe fine pussy to stick your cock in, and that's it.

          Cheating is fucked up by itself, but cheating with such a level of coldness (talking to the cuck WHILE having "sex" with the bull) makes it evident she's evil at heart.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            welcome to 2022 women

            no, your girl is not different

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, all women cheat. All the time. At best you'll find one who will be open about "wanting an open relationship". Or you'll be the guy on the phone at worst.
            I just was lucky to be on the right side of it. But it redpilled the fuck outta me about women for good.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all women cheat
              If you're a weak beta

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your woman is literally sucking another man's dick right now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Peak mental illness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jokes on you I have nobody

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even Chad's gf cheats on him.
                I have had Chad's gf cheats with me, not because I'm better than him, but because she was a woman

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all women cheat

              Maybe you’re the problem anon? Maybe the women you chose to pursue reflects more on your choices then they themselves.

              Not saying she’s not a hoe but at a certain point there’s a pattern of behavior you gotta break

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I tried looking for loyal girls. Girls who have interests, who are into arts and poetry. They turned out to be the biggest whores I've seen so I got out of that social circle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Girls who have interests, who are into arts and poetry
                So you're just retarded, you thought liking art means a women won't cheat. You have to look how they behave. You just attract hoes because yo like them and like attracts like.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You've been dating the wrong women anon. Or you're young. This is how most women are before like 25. They haven't experienced enough consequences to learn how their behavior hurts them yet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually the biggest whores I've met are all approaching 30 or just over 30 and looking to land a "permanent boyfriend". Not even a husband.
                Younger women are better.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this is truly a cucked mindset characteristic of someone who will never have a healthy relationship. There are plenty of people who don't cheat, you sound like a loser who associates with garbage people

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, it is the truth you must face. Women are children who only follow their emotions. The sooner you realize that all women are hoes who deserve zero respect is the moment you are free.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope that youre wrong, for all of our sakes lol

                I think if you find someone you like, it is worth giving them a fair chance, it might be great, rather than believing shes not worth any respect or anything ygm

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > All women, in the entirety of history, are cheaters because my incredibly shallow view of the opposite gender says so
              have a nice day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not in that context, because we used to be able to kill them. But even then they snuck around when they could. Troy ring any bells?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She 100% cheated on you regulary if she gets off on calling her bf while riding your dig. Dig in your memory did she ever call you while she sounded off or out of breath.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take care of yourself with that bitch around, bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still not as bad as my current gf or the ex before her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and I thought I was pathetic. bro you got no respect for yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude please stop allowing/enabling this behavior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not the same but I've had similar, but it's more that I accidentally seduce her every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's been almost a week and I'm still not over it.
      lmao neither is your girl, end it now you cuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I have no allegiance to him and no respect for him, why would I lost a chance for more sex down the road? He's the enemy.
      [...]
      I think I might spank her. That'd be lovely.

      Respect is earned, not given. I haven't even met the dude, why the fuck would I respect him.
      Hell, he dropped her off at a bar when she was meeting me and didn't come in to greet me.

      You think there's some kinda pussy shortage out here that makes you need to fuck around with your ex? You sound like you've been starving, that's loser shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His ex sounds like the kind of woman who cannot live without drama in her life. He will keep ruining your life by reigning you in her shit by using her pussy stank. Not worth it at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is plain disgusting, I could only continue with my dick hard after that if the whore is really hot. Would really take care not to cum inside her though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me you at least wrapped up

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, so some girls who are 18 and older asked for you to take them home? What is taboo about that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They looked around 14-19 i cant tell just by looking next time i'll ask if they are at least on the age of consent of my country.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        18 and up is good to go around the glove. Just because some 30 year old roasty would be mad you blew a load in a nubile 18 year old doesn't mean you shouldn't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Roasties are just mad they didn't get play.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >14-19
        bitch anyone can tell the difference between a 14 year old and a 19 year old tf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Noice

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this doesnt really mean anything unless you post this persons age.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She is 14 anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And Mary was 12 when God “overshadowed” her. Are you saying you are better than God anon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She is 14 anon.

            that shit's just sad, she's being robbed her last days of naivety and rushed into thothood and walling by 24

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Welcome to Latin/South America bro, forced to grow up fast

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I grew up in south Florida. I dated a 14 year old Greek girl when I was 19. Nothing about that felt unnatural or bothered anyone. I think it's normal for young men to date young women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          14 is natural and feminism is the only reason you are shamed to think otherwise.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get all the girls in my extended family to do pull-ups as young as possible because I'm trying to make the next Jen Thompson.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a bunch of presents for Japanese high schoolers from when I was working in a hotel in Florence and groups of Asian tourists were very common. A small mirror with her number and email inside, two origami from two different girls and a small plushie (those you attach to your bag or phone). I have no idea what's the deal with Japanese girls, usually I get absolutely ignored by women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to work at a high school in Japan and this one girl (not one of my students) would come up to me every time she saw me and tell me I’m handsome and that we're fated to be together. She would make little heart symbols with her hands too, pretty cute.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Were you a teacher? How'd you end up there? I really want to teach abroad in Korea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking cuck you didnt take the easy puss?

        Fucking basedboys beta these days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are exotic to them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being white in an asian country makes you go up at least 2-3 points out of 10 compared to being white in a white country.

      Same goes to being asian in a white country

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you are lean though

        fatties get no love anywhere you go

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As it should be

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also, white guys are attracted to Tom boy tan Asian women and most Asian men are not so there's a large pool of women for a man to choose from. The only thing is I prefer white women and married a white woman, mostly so my kids will look like me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah asian men's preference for a recessed face is incomprehensible to me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I suppose it is making the face look malnourished and cartoonish. I like natural beauty and the girl on the left is way more attractive to me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/iLURXHe.png

              yeah asian men's preference for a recessed face is incomprehensible to me

              Was it anime that made Asians think that sawing the bones in your face off was attractive? I don't get it. I'd rather have a roll in the hay with a natural woman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look up foot binding, they always happily physically disfigured themselves for social approval

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's similar in the west, they just do different things. E.g, breast implants, bbl, lip fillers, botox, etc...women will do anything for more attention.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's similar in the west, they just do different things. E.g, breast implants, bbl, lip fillers, botox, etc...women will do anything for more attention.
                He said on a board that's where almost everybody want's more attention from females.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did uncle sink get sex replacement surgery? God damn

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only crazy people open bottles like that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She is a cosplaying prostitute, does she look mentally healthy to you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Left does have a manly face but it's still pretty and unique and some guys might be into that for the chad sons they could produce. Should have just moved outside of asia tbh if she wanted to get married

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most of them naturally look that way. It's weird because of they get surgery like the one on the right, they eventually get a double chin as the minerals in their jaw wear down.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to kill whatever gnomish surgeon did this with my bare hands. Every time this image is posted there is a slight pain in my chest and a piece of my soul dies. It's truly a crime against humanity to destroy such beauty. Now she's just a soulless bug.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was already quite attractive with those high cheekbones, that jawline and those lips. If she really wanted to go under the knife all she should have done was just the eyes surgery.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          consider marrying a couple tan asians too to round out the set

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Same goes to being asian in a white country
        OH NO NO NO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was talking about Asian girls in white countries, lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even then most white men here just use them as yellow colored fleshlights, it’s really only the low-test nerdy types that pedestalize and simp over them for relationships.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post sponsored by /r/asianmasculinity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahah

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I oscillate from getting mires to getting nothing, I think it has to do with my clothing fit because I've recently lost weight. All my XXL shirts look baggy even though I still need them because my neck and shoulders are wide and the waist tailor is the major difference.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get yourself some nice bespoke shirts.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one time i was waging at the mcdonalds drive through and a car of highschool girls called me cute

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute teenager mired my clean to overhead press form on my backpack that I did smoothly in a grocery store one time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What situation would require you to OHP a backpack? You probably looked retarded and she was holding back laughter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The moment you utilize every bit of weight to exercise and every moment to train just for raw strength lol.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I get hit on by 14 and 15 year olds constantly. I'm 6'2" and a bit overweight but look really young. Unfortunately I'd go to pound me in the ass prison in my country. Life's not fair bros 🙁

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting hit on by two 16 year olds, they thought I was 19 or something (I'm 29), what do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/GCkBrLR.jpg

      For some reason I get hit on by 14 and 15 year olds constantly. I'm 6'2" and a bit overweight but look really young. Unfortunately I'd go to pound me in the ass prison in my country. Life's not fair bros 🙁

      What do you mean by getting hit on? Story?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I went back to Uni so I'm working part time with some teens. They always stick to me 24/7, always talking to me and sit beside me during lunch, I also catch them stealing glances and fix their hair nervously when I notice, they never do this to anyone else at work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went back to Uni so I'm working part time with some teens. They always stick to me 24/7, always talking to me and sit beside me during lunch, I also catch them stealing glances and fix their hair nervously when I notice, they never do this to anyone else at work.

      Start talking with them, then do some activity with them. Best would be something you'd pick up on talking with them. Worst that will happen is that you get xp on how to deal with roasties. When they ask your age say them that you could be their dad

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese girls are low strogen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      strogen mah balls

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nonce cunt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u just mad a bro on the grind get the forbidden fruit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strange thread but a group of middle school girls said I was very handsome a month ago

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one isn't really illegal but there's this MILF at work who's really flirt with me and me with her. She jokes many times every day about how I'd fuck her if we were alone etc. We're both married. Today she quickly flashed me her thong by spreading her legs then quickly closing them and laughing at me. Later on as we left the office she asked me what my opinion is on cheating. I've never fucked an office MILF before so I don't know how to read the signals. How badly does she want my cock?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably just having a giggle mate, don't be cringe by taking it seriously and breeding her pussy so you have twice the amount of women raising your children. Haha.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I think as well, I'll just keep with it but not take it seriously unless she makes a move.

        either this is bait or you have autism
        [...]
        >facial growth done by like 13 in women
        >only thing that changes after that is skin quality
        >they take good care of their skin so they look the same as when their face finished developing
        >somehow supposed to know

        Not bait and I think I have autism I'm just not diagnosed. I really don't understand why it would be bait.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either this is bait or you have autism

      >14-19
      bitch anyone can tell the difference between a 14 year old and a 19 year old tf

      >facial growth done by like 13 in women
      >only thing that changes after that is skin quality
      >they take good care of their skin so they look the same as when their face finished developing
      >somehow supposed to know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women don't do this unless they are craving cock

      this is assuming this is real and not a larp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% this is not a LARP it has been like this since when she started about 4mo ago but today was when what I wrote in the mire happened

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IST
        >Assuming real
        BWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH The guy youre replying to probably doesnt even have a job

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100% real

          It’s just banter
          You should fuck her just to get back at her haha

          Yeah I'll see if she makes a move and I'll do it but I won't risk initiating in case she's not serious

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man, you're married. You made a commitment to build a life with your wife. Do you really want to throw it all away, ruin your life, cause your wife irreparable emotional damage, for the chance at some quick easy pussy?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >irreparable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just banter
      You should fuck her just to get back at her haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you shouldnt do it, but also, you should totally fuck that milf

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not young but mad sketch. I slept with one of the married directors of my company, and she said i had the body of adonis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the whole thing gets exposed and you lose everything.

      Enjoy being homeless just for whore pussy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fr, worst thing the red pill did was make bros think theres nothing wrong with fucking taken women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She raped you. She took advantage of her position of power to get in bed with you.
      You should kill her and eat her corpse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has own van
        I thought this image wasn't going to get any creepier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        has to be fake

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coworker at work invites me to house party he's having on the weekend
    >not really into the scene but for some reason say sure and go
    >hanging out just enjoying the atmosphere since I don't drink when it happens
    >see one girl that came out of nowhere and can't stop staring at her
    >IMMEDIATELY fall for her, hands shaking, heart beating out of my chest , getting blurry vision and can only see her
    >usually too pussy to full on just walk up cold approach girls but this time dick full on takes over and FORCES me to walk over and talk to her
    >having her in my face is even worse can't stop staring at her smile literally having the hardest time not stuttering or word vomiting all over her
    >hit it off super well and we hang out most of the time i'm there and getting super good feedback
    >full on holding hands after an hour, get her number and hanging out on the outskirts of the party sitting together as she shows me her instagram and teasing her about it
    >finally it happens I turn to her and she turns to me and realize how close our faces our to each other
    >we smile at each other but she sorta freaks out and gets up abruptly and says she has to get a drink
    >think I fucked up so decide to take off since it's getting late
    >start saying by to people I know and notice she's talking to some girls but staring at me but not wanting to get near me
    >think i lost my chance so just leave
    >get text as I'm driving 'hey you left? i didn't get to say bye to you.' then random fluff shit
    >next time at work dude that hosted the party full on interrogates me about the girl
    >he tells me her age
    >mfw
    So that happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't state your age or her age retard she's probably 18 and your 25 or some gay shit like that. I hate amerimutts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this story is absolutely pointless without the age moron

        >26
        >16
        I thought she was of age as she was at the party with drinking so didn't think anything of it but in hindsight all the signs were there. She wasn't drinking and seemed outta place not to mention she did have the body of an older girl so i just assumed she was at least 22.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's absolutely fine in 99% of the world

          Where the fuck are you, California?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they did you kind of dirty for not mentioning that at the party if its a place where thats considered not acceptable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong tho? Lol you must live in America. Just be more low key next time. Young pussy is insane. Takes a little bit of effort but so much more fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          16 is legal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The least cucked amerigolem:

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2 years isn't that long to wait if you had that level of chemistry anon, plus it's proper Victorian rules right there age wise.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kissing is not sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this story is absolutely pointless without the age moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was 26 and she was 33

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was at an anime convention, doing cosplay, I was 22-23 at that time. There was a girl doing the female counterpart to my costume. We hit it off and started going around for photos together, same interests (obvs), cute, age didn't come up as I thought she was my age. Towards end of night I start to ask her out, but she says she's busy that day. Doing what I ask? Taking her PSATs.... My face when.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger and used to lift I used to get mires from younger girls. Started lifting again at 27 and I see myself getting eye fucked by 30+ women, but I'm almost invisible to the younger (24 or less). Is it because my hair entries are starting to show or because I use a thick beard? My skin looks fine to me, I think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the beard

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was cheated on a long time ago and ever since then I've wanted to fuck a married woman even though every part of me is disgusted by it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is not illegal in my country
    sucks to be an american golem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sucks to be an american golem
      Feel no sympathy; they literally rejoice in their lack of freedom. They love being enslaved by women.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >111 replies
    >maybe 6 stories total
    your thinly veiled erotica thread to masturbate to was a complete failure OP. you made the mistake of assuming people on IST get mired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >high status high confidence high skilled autist
      >get mires from girls at places I frequent
      >would be trivial for me to be with any of them
      >married
      Christ is king, so I won't cheat on my wife. But attraction isn't hard, and I'm not even tall or ripped. Socialization is a skill even autists can learn, too bad most of you didn't grind during middle school.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >haha i am so autistic oh btw i have high status, confidence and skills (probably software engineer), im married, i can easily learn socialization, haha im so autistic haha btw i was grinding in middle school haha so autistic haha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you have lust in your heart you've already sinned against god. You think you're saved because your dick doesn't get wet? Do you have a retard as a priest? Or an evil pastor?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          poor reading comprehension

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am going to leave this site right now and never come back
      I am going to leave this site right now and never come back
      I am going to leave this site right now and never come back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cheers to this young lad for making it, and here's to us all, may we all make it this good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quite proud of yourself arent ya?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 years ago, am 22 year old diagnosed sperg
    >had quit my job, did nothing but work out and eat all day for about 4 months, went from 6'1 145 to 175 very fast, all muscle gains
    >went from skinny, pale dyel I'd been my whole life to looking good
    >had the fat kid mentality and was lagging behind on development due to social isolation and aspergers, had mental age of probably a 13 year old
    >didn't see myself as attractive, still described myself as skinny and frank despite this
    >hang out with the few friends I had that summer at their pool, they said I was ripped
    >friends 12 year old cousin kept coming by to swim
    >she looked 17+ in face and body, very intelligent, hilarious personality especially for her age
    >family was all rednecks, she was a nerd with the same niche book, music and vidya tastes I had so we were like breaths of fresh air to each other
    >saw the whole family giving me dirty looks if I got within 10 feet of her, kept my distance
    >find out from friend she has major crush on me
    >keep swimming away if she ever came near me in the pool
    >friend realizes I had developed feelings for her despite never doing anything out of line or hinting it
    >realize how pathetic I felt for having more in common with a 12 year old girl than I've ever had with a woman my age
    >feel like a complete loser processing this information, shut myself in
    >lose 30 pounds in 3 months
    >8 years later I'm finally lifting again and put 10 pounds on in 2 months
    >always reminded of that pathetic feeling
    >turn it to anger and use it as fuel instead of letting it turn to sadness and eat me alive again
    >she still asks about me from time to time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's 20 now anon. Go smash that shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>she still asks about me from time to time
        Well do something about it if she’s still cute?.? Wtf

        She's several hours away in a big city with probably a better job than me. I've still got some issues stemming from what I mentioned previously. I haven't given up hope on finding someone but I'm not about to go chase her down.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but I'm not about to go chase her down.
          Why not

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats gay, that shit wouldve given me infinite lifefuel kek

            I still think about her often but I'm not the best she could get. I still live with my mom and she's out in college in a major city.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's for her to decide once you go for it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what the hell anon, you couldn't be more of a self-flagellating sperglord if you tried
              RECLAIM YOUR TESTICLES AND GO FOR IT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a rare Mishima. Mind if I save it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's for her to decide once you go for it

                You guys are actually telling me to to after a chick that was into me when she was 12

                When she's over 2 hours away going to college while I'm 30 at my parents

                Autism aside that just feels weird to think about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >FINALLY tracked you down. Here's your yoyo you lent me 20 years ago.
                There's your icebreaker, anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you're obviously a bitch, don't message her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/qZ7pjiy.jpg

                what the hell anon, you couldn't be more of a self-flagellating sperglord if you tried
                RECLAIM YOUR TESTICLES AND GO FOR IT

                That was just the kick in the nuts I needed, thanks

                Used the rage to hit a new OHP max

                Adding her on FB

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good job

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          STOP BEING A PUSSY gay AND GET THAT BREAD bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>she still asks about me from time to time
      Well do something about it if she’s still cute?.? Wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      realizes I had developed feelings for her despite never doing anything out of line or hinting it
      how pathetic I felt for having more in common with a 12 year old girl than I've ever had with a woman my age
      >>feel like a complete loser processing this information, shut myself in
      >>lose 30 pounds in 3 months
      >>8 years later I'm finally lifting again and put 10 pounds on in 2 months
      reminded of that pathetic feeling
      >>turn it to anger and use it as fuel instead of letting it turn to sadness and eat me alive again
      >>she still asks about me from time to time

      you did the right thing anon. do not listen to he people here telling you you should have tried to date a 12 years old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is saying that and it never crossed my mind that it was a good idea. I was extremely immature for my age and she was extremely mature both physically and mentally for hers so I understand why we felt that way but it doesn't make it right and it outright made me hate myself into a dark depression despite never once doing anything bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats gay, that shit wouldve given me infinite lifefuel kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actual picture of anon talking with 12 year old crush

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If at 22yo you can have a conversation with a 12yo and feel shes your peer then youre severely mentally ill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He literally said he's autistic, do you not know how to read? He is diagnosed with a mental handicap, he is mentally ill. But at least he isn't fucking retarded like you are Jesus Christ

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >high-school friends of my sister do me over
    >notice them so I pump my chest up as I notice them looking at me from the corner
    >sister tells me they told her I was hot
    If only I lifted in HS..

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Work for a company that does event entertainment (photography bs but not really)
    >Get a job for a sports college end of year party
    >spend the entire night being ogled by athletic zoomer jailbait

    It really helped with the preconception that I'm never gonna get teen pussy because they'll think I'm old and creepy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >college
      >jailbait
      americans are mentally ill

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any female looks in my direction
    >OMG I WAS BEING SO MIRED AND OGLED THEY TOTALLY WOULD HAVE FUCKED ME IN PUBLIC RIGHT THEN IF SOCIETY ALLOWED IT

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 yo
    >officiate sports, including a lot of youth sports
    >regularly around kids aged 12-18
    >hear about how teenage girls sometimes like the guy in their 20s
    >have literally never been mired one time by a single female in my life, grown or teenage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post body
      also height

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Made huge gains in HS and made the track team senior year.
    >Still a huge sperg that played WoW basically 8hrs a day
    >No date to graduation. Didn't even try asking
    >Two girls ask me week before. I guess they've been admiring my all year.
    >Choose the qt brown girl
    >Get my first kiss during grad and she feels up my abs
    Definitely could've gone further but as I mentioned I was a huge sperg. But confidence boost change my whole outlook on life

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reverse illegal mire

    >be me
    >10 yo
    >at the swimming pool with friends
    >friend's mom says i have a nice ass

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be at gym
    >See this deliciously thick girl arrive
    >Pale skin, fat as fuck ass, but tiny waist somehow
    >Face is like 7/10 and never smiles
    >Just see her working out or walking on treadmill a lot
    >I see her glancing at me and picking cardio machines so im directly in front of her
    >One day benching with my buddy
    >Shes also benching next to us with her female friend
    >My buddy jokingly struggles under lmao 2 plate (we can both do it for 10+ reps)
    >I laugh, girl sees the situation and giggles
    >We look eachother in the eyes and smile
    >Fast forward some other day
    >I see the same girl on leg press with the friend
    >Start doing lat pulldowns next to them "for warmup"
    >Ask her for one 20kg plate
    >She says i can take it, cute smile again
    >Im doing the pulldowns, she visibly glances at me i can see in corner if my eye because mirror
    >Later i fuck off and go do some lunges in smith machine
    >She comes in and starts exercising behind me
    >Does some stretching on floor or shit too, i can see her ass in perfect display
    >Almost pop a half chub there
    >Done with lunges, walk past her
    >We smile to eachother again, she does flirty upwards eyeroll, pic related

    I want to chat her up and impregnate her, not necessarily in this order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to chat her up
      but you wont because autism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will contain my autism.
        Her ass will prevail

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is so mild, I feel like I just read a novel that went nowhere. Fuck her first then post about it ffs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats IT?? why would you even share this you fuckin retard unreal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is so mild, I feel like I just read a novel that went nowhere. Fuck her first then post about it ffs

        Im ugly as shit it is a win for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey
      >Do you like gundam?
      >Watch this
      Flex traps
      >So i noticed your fat ass
      >You mirin my bench
      Most muscular flex
      >I'll bench your fat ass
      >Haha with my muscles
      >I mean..
      >Is it hot?
      Take off vest
      >Want some fuck?
      Start panicking
      >Haha I'm kidding
      Back off slowly
      >S..see you later alligator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smith Machine

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its fucking impossible bros. I'm 6'2 good looking and fit but the autism fucking kills me.

    I've had really cute girls come up to me and explicitly tell me they think im cute and want to go out and I just freeze up and sperg out every time.

    My brother is the same way except without the autism so he gets mad pussy.

    Thinking about roping soon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, yeah, yeah anon but who is the qt3.14 cashier?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        inquire no further, despair awaits you at the answer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as long as her dick isn't bigger than mine then i can tolerate it. please give me a name.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bonbibonkers newfag

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh it's her. why would you sauce me you fuck? i was living in a reality where i thought that qt3.14 cashier was real and not fat. YOU TOOK THAT FROM ME

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Weight of knowledge my moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i warned you didnt i?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a pink-haired girl posting pictures on the internet? i think you'll realize what kind of woman that is after but a moments reflection.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something in the way

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 18 or 19
    >working wagie job
    >underage girl buys something
    >comes back few minutes later
    >drops receipt with her number

    Same thing happened with two or three girls a few months later at a different job.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had this massive tittied girl straight out of highschool at work who complimented me alot.

    It wasn't illegal but it did feel wrong. She was 18 and Im 32 and I got weird stares when she would touch my arm or hang around me. Even got comments from some dudes her she who told me she's bad news so I just stay away.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Read the thread, gay. Derail happened almost immediately into actual quality posts.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    then why did you post- you know what nevermind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >posts tranime

      and?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >posts tranime

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jannies, clean this shit up, do the job you're getting not paid to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jannies, clean this shit up, do the job you're getting not paid to do
      Jannies are on strike right now. They're requesting their wages to be...tripled... Fucking nowork commies

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tbqh the best mires come from underaged girls. They are fucking HORNY

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The party host is gatekeeping her

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was like 11 years ago
    >be on the bus, very empty
    >sweaty and tired from a pretty tough workout
    >girl from catholic school gets on
    >sits across from me
    >she's in her uniform
    >notice her staring at me
    >opens her legs showing me her panties
    >catches my glance
    >leaves her legs open for a few stops
    >gets up for her stop
    >she tells me I look pretty big and gets off the bus
    >Thank her and continue on listening to my music on the bus
    so that was the time a highschooler made me blush

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