Post your mires experience with young girls
>25 yo ,get out of the club
>group of young girls ask me if i'm bouncer and if i can take them to home.
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Post your mires experience with young girls
>25 yo ,get out of the club
>group of young girls ask me if i'm bouncer and if i can take them to home.
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Thats just cringe
>ex is completely naked, grinding on my lap
>while talking with her bf on the phone
It's been almost a week and I'm still not over it.
Why would you even let that occour. I would have grabbed the phone and told him. Makes me fricking sick.
Why? I have no allegiance to him and no respect for him, why would I lost a chance for more sex down the road? He's the enemy.
I think I might spank her. That'd be lovely.
>Men are the enemy
>prostitutes are my ally
Given the chance to face no consequences for my actions i would murder you with my bare hands.
>ally
You don't have to have them as an ally to have sex, anon.
armchair virgins
?t=26
Not much into Rogan anymore but this bit is peak hilarity, everyone had a friend like Callen (or were that guy themselves).
Not at Callen's age though. You've usually been punched in the face at least a few times by the time you have grey hair.
callen is playing a character. you do realize he was on the SNL rip off madTV? this is what he does.
Who the frick is ripping a massive bong in the background KEK
comedian tony hinchcliffe, i could tell by the laugh after n recognised him lol
also i feel its bit funny that in this clip you can see brenden side with joe over bryans cartoon version of someone who reacts badly to criticism, then going ahead and actually do that in real life with the way he handles negativity towards him
>All men should be FWEINDS
All men, excluding your family and closest friends, are sexual competition and should be considered such. If you truly think this way, I envy you because it means you haven't been forced to see this reality yet.
Also,
>murder you with my bare hands
Since you are probably a child or very young man, you're probably not going to kill anyone with
's competitive mentality.
>If you truly think this way, I envy you because it means you haven't been forced to see this reality yet.
Holy larping cringelord.
>Holy buzzword buzzword
Thanks, all you did was make me look right lol.
Cope
haha, more like made you look GAY
>>I have no allegiance to him and no respect for him
You don't have any respect for yourself. As you said >>we only broke up because I was moronic.
You made a decision and yet you undermined it? How can one be so enervated?
Respect is earned, not given. I haven't even met the dude, why the frick would I respect him.
Hell, he dropped her off at a bar when she was meeting me and didn't come in to greet me.
I never directed the point to the other party.
>lets his gf go meet her ex alone
yeah homie is bluepilled as frick but come on man, dont be doing this shit. If we're ever gonna fix society we gotta restore trust between men and thats really fricking hard to do with this shit being so common.
>If we're ever gonna fix society
society abandoned me a long time ago
thats no reason to lash out at random guys man. Yeah if this guy fricked you over that would be one thing, but you ain't even know him and you're inflicting one of the worst kinds of pain a homie can feel and for what? your cummies? your resentment against people in general? It might feel good for now to get back at society or something, but trust me, as cliche as it is to say, all that resentment and hate is just gonna hollow you out.
Do you think if OP didn't frick his ex that ex wouldn't go frick someone else that wasn't their BF?
She's a hoe, stop defending her honor
Im not defending her lol, shes a prostitute and I hope her bf cuts her head off when he finds out. But that doesn't make it okay for a guy who knows she has a bf to frick her."its gonna happen anyway so I have no moral culpability" is a cucked and defeatist mentality.
>Respect is earned, not given. I haven't even met the dude, why the frick would I respect him.
What a complete lack of reading comprehension
Touche. But come on, man, if I respected myself, I wouldn't be here.
>why would I lost a chance for more sex down the road
Everything boils down to sex? I don't know, I'm literally a 30 years old married boomer and while I like fricking my wife, I can't imagine living all my life thinking about the "next sex".
Low test with balls removed confirmed. Men are meant to have as many wives and sex slaves as they can afford, propaganda is what makes you think otherwise.
Nah, I live my life free and content, you life fantasizing about your next share of receiving the sex part when interacting with a random girl. You aren't a barbarian king with a harem and a share of sex slaves, you're a dude who gets swiped on tinder, you aren't even PICKING your women, you get picked like cattle
frick out here man lmao, get real, stop being a homo
>Honey c…can I workout today? No? It is ok my darling I will stay here and tend to the children. When you get back you wan…. Oh that time of the month again. Remember when we first met you’d just give me red wings? Oh having the child changed how it feels. Where are you going again? Oh he seems like a nice guy, don’t have too much fun!
You're having a fever dream man, holy shit, wake the frick up. Not saying this shit doesn't happen, it does especially in fricking America and most western countries.
But you could just screen your partners, exercise some sexual hygiene and grow the frick up,
>I wonder why none of the kids look like me? Maybe she just has all the dominant genes.
Cope
Tinder is dinging man, I think it's your turn now with that chick who got railed by 3 dudes yesterday
>I hope her boss starts letting her come home at the regular time. Weird that he gets away never paying overtime.
Bro, shouldn't you be entertaining a fat smelly tinder prostitute for a chance to pump her hole with a plastic wrapped shriveled dick for 5 minutes and brag on mire threads about it?
>Another charge from the Marriott? Maybe I can convince her to start just drinking wine at home…
Bro, you're getting stale. Tinder chicks don't select their new dick for the day with such weak game, better do something about it before she picks one (or 2) of the other 100 men texting her
>I’ve never seen a mosquito bite leave a bruise on someones chest like that before. I hope it isn’t West Nile.
You're a homosexual. Possibly a sociopath
Simp. Bros before hos. Ungmi
>Bros before hos.
>doesnt tell him his gf is cheating
moron
She sounds like a horrible b***h. Hurt her in someway next time you see her.
>>ex
You broke up with her for a reason. Do not let your heart stumble. Do not have exultation of your actions with her, as you will be turning your back on your decision and thus yourself.
That was three years ago and we only broke up because I was moronic.
She's grinding on your dick (sort of) WHILE talking to her bf om the phone.
She's for the streets, Anon. A worthless hoe, nothing more. Maybe fine pussy to stick your wiener in, and that's it.
Cheating is fricked up by itself, but cheating with such a level of coldness (talking to the cuck WHILE having "sex" with the bull) makes it evident she's evil at heart.
welcome to 2022 women
no, your girl is not different
Anon, all women cheat. All the time. At best you'll find one who will be open about "wanting an open relationship". Or you'll be the guy on the phone at worst.
I just was lucky to be on the right side of it. But it redpilled the frick outta me about women for good.
>all women cheat
If you're a weak beta
Your woman is literally sucking another man's dick right now
Peak mental illness.
Jokes on you I have nobody
Even Chad's gf cheats on him.
I have had Chad's gf cheats with me, not because I'm better than him, but because she was a woman
>all women cheat
Maybe you’re the problem anon? Maybe the women you chose to pursue reflects more on your choices then they themselves.
Not saying she’s not a hoe but at a certain point there’s a pattern of behavior you gotta break
I tried looking for loyal girls. Girls who have interests, who are into arts and poetry. They turned out to be the biggest prostitutes I've seen so I got out of that social circle.
>Girls who have interests, who are into arts and poetry
So you're just moronic, you thought liking art means a women won't cheat. You have to look how they behave. You just attract hoes because yo like them and like attracts like.
You've been dating the wrong women anon. Or you're young. This is how most women are before like 25. They haven't experienced enough consequences to learn how their behavior hurts them yet.
Actually the biggest prostitutes I've met are all approaching 30 or just over 30 and looking to land a "permanent boyfriend". Not even a husband.
Younger women are better.
this is truly a cucked mindset characteristic of someone who will never have a healthy relationship. There are plenty of people who don't cheat, you sound like a loser who associates with garbage people
Wrong, it is the truth you must face. Women are children who only follow their emotions. The sooner you realize that all women are hoes who deserve zero respect is the moment you are free.
I hope that youre wrong, for all of our sakes lol
I think if you find someone you like, it is worth giving them a fair chance, it might be great, rather than believing shes not worth any respect or anything ygm
> All women, in the entirety of history, are cheaters because my incredibly shallow view of the opposite gender says so
have a nice day.
Not in that context, because we used to be able to kill them. But even then they snuck around when they could. Troy ring any bells?
She 100% cheated on you regulary if she gets off on calling her bf while riding your dig. Dig in your memory did she ever call you while she sounded off or out of breath.
Take care of yourself with that b***h around, bro.
Still not as bad as my current gf or the ex before her.
and I thought I was pathetic. bro you got no respect for yourself
dude please stop allowing/enabling this behavior.
Not the same but I've had similar, but it's more that I accidentally seduce her every time
>It's been almost a week and I'm still not over it.
lmao neither is your girl, end it now you cuck
You think there's some kinda pussy shortage out here that makes you need to frick around with your ex? You sound like you've been starving, that's loser shit.
His ex sounds like the kind of woman who cannot live without drama in her life. He will keep ruining your life by reigning you in her shit by using her pussy stank. Not worth it at all.
This is plain disgusting, I could only continue with my dick hard after that if the prostitute is really hot. Would really take care not to cum inside her though
Please tell me you at least wrapped up
I don't understand, so some girls who are 18 and older asked for you to take them home? What is taboo about that?
They looked around 14-19 i cant tell just by looking next time i'll ask if they are at least on the age of consent of my country.
18 and up is good to go around the glove. Just because some 30 year old roasty would be mad you blew a load in a nubile 18 year old doesn't mean you shouldn't.
Roasties are just mad they didn't get play.
>14-19
b***h anyone can tell the difference between a 14 year old and a 19 year old tf
Really?
Noice
this doesnt really mean anything unless you post this persons age.
She is 14 anon.
And Mary was 12 when God “overshadowed” her. Are you saying you are better than God anon?
that shit's just sad, she's being robbed her last days of naivety and rushed into thothood and walling by 24
Welcome to Latin/South America bro, forced to grow up fast
I grew up in south Florida. I dated a 14 year old Greek girl when I was 19. Nothing about that felt unnatural or bothered anyone. I think it's normal for young men to date young women.
14 is natural and feminism is the only reason you are shamed to think otherwise.
I get all the girls in my extended family to do pull-ups as young as possible because I'm trying to make the next Jen Thompson.
I got a bunch of presents for Japanese high schoolers from when I was working in a hotel in Florence and groups of Asian tourists were very common. A small mirror with her number and email inside, two origami from two different girls and a small plushie (those you attach to your bag or phone). I have no idea what's the deal with Japanese girls, usually I get absolutely ignored by women
I used to work at a high school in Japan and this one girl (not one of my students) would come up to me every time she saw me and tell me I’m handsome and that we're fated to be together. She would make little heart symbols with her hands too, pretty cute.
Were you a teacher? How'd you end up there? I really want to teach abroad in Korea
Fricking cuck you didnt take the easy puss?
Fricking basedboys beta these days
You are exotic to them.
Being white in an asian country makes you go up at least 2-3 points out of 10 compared to being white in a white country.
Same goes to being asian in a white country
Only if you are lean though
fatties get no love anywhere you go
As it should be
Also, white guys are attracted to Tom boy tan Asian women and most Asian men are not so there's a large pool of women for a man to choose from. The only thing is I prefer white women and married a white woman, mostly so my kids will look like me.
yeah asian men's preference for a recessed face is incomprehensible to me
I suppose it is making the face look malnourished and cartoonish. I like natural beauty and the girl on the left is way more attractive to me.
Was it anime that made Asians think that sawing the bones in your face off was attractive? I don't get it. I'd rather have a roll in the hay with a natural woman.
Look up foot binding, they always happily physically disfigured themselves for social approval
It's similar in the west, they just do different things. E.g, breast implants, bbl, lip fillers, botox, etc...women will do anything for more attention.
>It's similar in the west, they just do different things. E.g, breast implants, bbl, lip fillers, botox, etc...women will do anything for more attention.
He said on a board that's where almost everybody want's more attention from females.
Did uncle sink get sex replacement surgery? God damn
only crazy people open bottles like that
She is a cosplaying prostitute, does she look mentally healthy to you?
Left does have a manly face but it's still pretty and unique and some guys might be into that for the chad sons they could produce. Should have just moved outside of asia tbh if she wanted to get married
Most of them naturally look that way. It's weird because of they get surgery like the one on the right, they eventually get a double chin as the minerals in their jaw wear down.
I'm going to kill whatever israeli surgeon did this with my bare hands. Every time this image is posted there is a slight pain in my chest and a piece of my soul dies. It's truly a crime against humanity to destroy such beauty. Now she's just a soulless bug.
She was already quite attractive with those high cheekbones, that jawline and those lips. If she really wanted to go under the knife all she should have done was just the eyes surgery.
consider marrying a couple tan asians too to round out the set
>Same goes to being asian in a white country
OH NO NO NO
He was talking about Asian girls in white countries, lol
Even then most white men here just use them as yellow colored fleshlights, it’s really only the low-test nerdy types that pedestalize and simp over them for relationships.
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Hahahah
I oscillate from getting mires to getting nothing, I think it has to do with my clothing fit because I've recently lost weight. All my XXL shirts look baggy even though I still need them because my neck and shoulders are wide and the waist tailor is the major difference.
Get yourself some nice bespoke shirts.
one time i was waging at the mcdonalds drive through and a car of highschool girls called me cute
Cute teenager mired my clean to overhead press form on my backpack that I did smoothly in a grocery store one time.
What situation would require you to OHP a backpack? You probably looked moronic and she was holding back laughter.
The moment you utilize every bit of weight to exercise and every moment to train just for raw strength lol.
For some reason I get hit on by 14 and 15 year olds constantly. I'm 6'2" and a bit overweight but look really young. Unfortunately I'd go to pound me in the ass prison in my country. Life's not fair bros 🙁
I'm getting hit on by two 16 year olds, they thought I was 19 or something (I'm 29), what do?
What do you mean by getting hit on? Story?
I went back to Uni so I'm working part time with some teens. They always stick to me 24/7, always talking to me and sit beside me during lunch, I also catch them stealing glances and fix their hair nervously when I notice, they never do this to anyone else at work.
Start talking with them, then do some activity with them. Best would be something you'd pick up on talking with them. Worst that will happen is that you get xp on how to deal with roasties. When they ask your age say them that you could be their dad
Japanese girls are low strogen.
strogen mah balls
nonce c**t
u just mad a homie on the grind get the forbidden fruit
Strange thread but a group of middle school girls said I was very handsome a month ago
This one isn't really illegal but there's this MILF at work who's really flirt with me and me with her. She jokes many times every day about how I'd frick her if we were alone etc. We're both married. Today she quickly flashed me her thong by spreading her legs then quickly closing them and laughing at me. Later on as we left the office she asked me what my opinion is on cheating. I've never fricked an office MILF before so I don't know how to read the signals. How badly does she want my wiener?
She's probably just having a giggle mate, don't be cringe by taking it seriously and breeding her pussy so you have twice the amount of women raising your children. Haha.
This is what I think as well, I'll just keep with it but not take it seriously unless she makes a move.
Not bait and I think I have autism I'm just not diagnosed. I really don't understand why it would be bait.
either this is bait or you have autism
>facial growth done by like 13 in women
>only thing that changes after that is skin quality
>they take good care of their skin so they look the same as when their face finished developing
>somehow supposed to know
women don't do this unless they are craving wiener
this is assuming this is real and not a larp
100% this is not a LARP it has been like this since when she started about 4mo ago but today was when what I wrote in the mire happened
>IST
>Assuming real
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH The guy youre replying to probably doesnt even have a job
100% real
Yeah I'll see if she makes a move and I'll do it but I won't risk initiating in case she's not serious
Hey man, you're married. You made a commitment to build a life with your wife. Do you really want to throw it all away, ruin your life, cause your wife irreparable emotional damage, for the chance at some quick easy pussy?
>irreparable
It’s just banter
You should frick her just to get back at her haha
you shouldnt do it, but also, you should totally frick that milf
Not young but mad sketch. I slept with one of the married directors of my company, and she said i had the body of adonis
I hope the whole thing gets exposed and you lose everything.
Enjoy being homeless just for prostitute pussy
fr, worst thing the red pill did was make homies think theres nothing wrong with fricking taken women.
She raped you. She took advantage of her position of power to get in bed with you.
You should kill her and eat her corpse.
>has own van
I thought this image wasn't going to get any creepier
has to be fake
>coworker at work invites me to house party he's having on the weekend
>not really into the scene but for some reason say sure and go
>hanging out just enjoying the atmosphere since I don't drink when it happens
>see one girl that came out of nowhere and can't stop staring at her
>IMMEDIATELY fall for her, hands shaking, heart beating out of my chest , getting blurry vision and can only see her
>usually too pussy to full on just walk up cold approach girls but this time dick full on takes over and FORCES me to walk over and talk to her
>having her in my face is even worse can't stop staring at her smile literally having the hardest time not stuttering or word vomiting all over her
>hit it off super well and we hang out most of the time i'm there and getting super good feedback
>full on holding hands after an hour, get her number and hanging out on the outskirts of the party sitting together as she shows me her instagram and teasing her about it
>finally it happens I turn to her and she turns to me and realize how close our faces our to each other
>we smile at each other but she sorta freaks out and gets up abruptly and says she has to get a drink
>think I fricked up so decide to take off since it's getting late
>start saying by to people I know and notice she's talking to some girls but staring at me but not wanting to get near me
>think i lost my chance so just leave
>get text as I'm driving 'hey you left? i didn't get to say bye to you.' then random fluff shit
>next time at work dude that hosted the party full on interrogates me about the girl
>he tells me her age
>mfw
So that happened.
You didn't state your age or her age moron she's probably 18 and your 25 or some gay shit like that. I hate amerimutts.
>26
>16
I thought she was of age as she was at the party with drinking so didn't think anything of it but in hindsight all the signs were there. She wasn't drinking and seemed outta place not to mention she did have the body of an older girl so i just assumed she was at least 22.
That's absolutely fine in 99% of the world
Where the frick are you, California?
they did you kind of dirty for not mentioning that at the party if its a place where thats considered not acceptable.
Nothing wrong tho? Lol you must live in America. Just be more low key next time. Young pussy is insane. Takes a little bit of effort but so much more fun
16 is legal
>The least cucked amerigolem:
2 years isn't that long to wait if you had that level of chemistry anon, plus it's proper Victorian rules right there age wise.
kissing is not sex
this story is absolutely pointless without the age moron
I was 26 and she was 33
I was at an anime convention, doing cosplay, I was 22-23 at that time. There was a girl doing the female counterpart to my costume. We hit it off and started going around for photos together, same interests (obvs), cute, age didn't come up as I thought she was my age. Towards end of night I start to ask her out, but she says she's busy that day. Doing what I ask? Taking her PSATs.... My face when.
When I was younger and used to lift I used to get mires from younger girls. Started lifting again at 27 and I see myself getting eye fricked by 30+ women, but I'm almost invisible to the younger (24 or less). Is it because my hair entries are starting to show or because I use a thick beard? My skin looks fine to me, I think.
It's the beard
I was cheated on a long time ago and ever since then I've wanted to frick a married woman even though every part of me is disgusted by it.
is not illegal in my country
sucks to be an american golem
>sucks to be an american golem
Feel no sympathy; they literally rejoice in their lack of freedom. They love being enslaved by women.
>111 replies
>maybe 6 stories total
your thinly veiled erotica thread to jerk off to was a complete failure OP. you made the mistake of assuming people on IST get mired.
>be me
>high status high confidence high skilled autist
>get mires from girls at places I frequent
>would be trivial for me to be with any of them
>married
Christ is king, so I won't cheat on my wife. But attraction isn't hard, and I'm not even tall or ripped. Socialization is a skill even autists can learn, too bad most of you didn't grind during middle school.
>haha i am so autistic oh btw i have high status, confidence and skills (probably software engineer), im married, i can easily learn socialization, haha im so autistic haha btw i was grinding in middle school haha so autistic haha
If you have lust in your heart you've already sinned against god. You think you're saved because your dick doesn't get wet? Do you have a moron as a priest? Or an evil pastor?
poor reading comprehension
I am going to leave this site right now and never come back
I am going to leave this site right now and never come back
I am going to leave this site right now and never come back
Cute
h-haha
cheers to this young lad for making it, and here's to us all, may we all make it this good
FRICK
quite proud of yourself arent ya?
>8 years ago, am 22 year old diagnosed sperg
>had quit my job, did nothing but work out and eat all day for about 4 months, went from 6'1 145 to 175 very fast, all muscle gains
>went from skinny, pale dyel I'd been my whole life to looking good
>had the fat kid mentality and was lagging behind on development due to social isolation and aspergers, had mental age of probably a 13 year old
>didn't see myself as attractive, still described myself as skinny and frank despite this
>hang out with the few friends I had that summer at their pool, they said I was ripped
>friends 12 year old cousin kept coming by to swim
>she looked 17+ in face and body, very intelligent, hilarious personality especially for her age
>family was all rednecks, she was a nerd with the same niche book, music and vidya tastes I had so we were like breaths of fresh air to each other
>saw the whole family giving me dirty looks if I got within 10 feet of her, kept my distance
>find out from friend she has major crush on me
>keep swimming away if she ever came near me in the pool
>friend realizes I had developed feelings for her despite never doing anything out of line or hinting it
>realize how pathetic I felt for having more in common with a 12 year old girl than I've ever had with a woman my age
>feel like a complete loser processing this information, shut myself in
>lose 30 pounds in 3 months
>8 years later I'm finally lifting again and put 10 pounds on in 2 months
>always reminded of that pathetic feeling
>turn it to anger and use it as fuel instead of letting it turn to sadness and eat me alive again
>she still asks about me from time to time
She's 20 now anon. Go smash that shit
She's several hours away in a big city with probably a better job than me. I've still got some issues stemming from what I mentioned previously. I haven't given up hope on finding someone but I'm not about to go chase her down.
>but I'm not about to go chase her down.
Why not
I still think about her often but I'm not the best she could get. I still live with my mom and she's out in college in a major city.
That's for her to decide once you go for it
what the hell anon, you couldn't be more of a self-flagellating sperglord if you tried
RECLAIM YOUR TESTICLES AND GO FOR IT
That's a rare Mishima. Mind if I save it?
You guys are actually telling me to to after a chick that was into me when she was 12
When she's over 2 hours away going to college while I'm 30 at my parents
Autism aside that just feels weird to think about
>FINALLY tracked you down. Here's your yoyo you lent me 20 years ago.
There's your icebreaker, anon.
Yeah you're obviously a b***h, don't message her
That was just the kick in the nuts I needed, thanks
Used the rage to hit a new OHP max
Adding her on FB
Good job
STOP BEING A PUSSY homosexual AND GET THAT BREAD homie
>>she still asks about me from time to time
Well do something about it if she’s still cute?.? Wtf
realizes I had developed feelings for her despite never doing anything out of line or hinting it
how pathetic I felt for having more in common with a 12 year old girl than I've ever had with a woman my age
>>feel like a complete loser processing this information, shut myself in
>>lose 30 pounds in 3 months
>>8 years later I'm finally lifting again and put 10 pounds on in 2 months
reminded of that pathetic feeling
>>turn it to anger and use it as fuel instead of letting it turn to sadness and eat me alive again
>>she still asks about me from time to time
you did the right thing anon. do not listen to he people here telling you you should have tried to date a 12 years old
Nobody is saying that and it never crossed my mind that it was a good idea. I was extremely immature for my age and she was extremely mature both physically and mentally for hers so I understand why we felt that way but it doesn't make it right and it outright made me hate myself into a dark depression despite never once doing anything bad.
thats gay, that shit wouldve given me infinite lifefuel kek
actual picture of anon talking with 12 year old crush
If at 22yo you can have a conversation with a 12yo and feel shes your peer then youre severely mentally ill
He literally said he's autistic, do you not know how to read? He is diagnosed with a mental handicap, he is mentally ill. But at least he isn't fricking moronic like you are Jesus Christ
>high-school friends of my sister do me over
>notice them so I pump my chest up as I notice them looking at me from the corner
>sister tells me they told her I was hot
If only I lifted in HS..
>Work for a company that does event entertainment (photography bs but not really)
>Get a job for a sports college end of year party
>spend the entire night being ogled by athletic zoomer jailbait
It really helped with the preconception that I'm never gonna get teen pussy because they'll think I'm old and creepy
>college
>jailbait
americans are mentally ill
>any female looks in my direction
>OMG I WAS BEING SO MIRED AND OGLED THEY TOTALLY WOULD HAVE FRICKED ME IN PUBLIC RIGHT THEN IF SOCIETY ALLOWED IT
>30 yo
>officiate sports, including a lot of youth sports
>regularly around kids aged 12-18
>hear about how teenage girls sometimes like the guy in their 20s
>have literally never been mired one time by a single female in my life, grown or teenage
post body
also height
>Made huge gains in HS and made the track team senior year.
>Still a huge sperg that played WoW basically 8hrs a day
>No date to graduation. Didn't even try asking
>Two girls ask me week before. I guess they've been admiring my all year.
>Choose the qt brown girl
>Get my first kiss during grad and she feels up my abs
Definitely could've gone further but as I mentioned I was a huge sperg. But confidence boost change my whole outlook on life
reverse illegal mire
>be me
>10 yo
>at the swimming pool with friends
>friend's mom says i have a nice ass
>be at gym
>See this deliciously thick girl arrive
>Pale skin, fat as frick ass, but tiny waist somehow
>Face is like 7/10 and never smiles
>Just see her working out or walking on treadmill a lot
>I see her glancing at me and picking cardio machines so im directly in front of her
>One day benching with my buddy
>Shes also benching next to us with her female friend
>My buddy jokingly struggles under lmao 2 plate (we can both do it for 10+ reps)
>I laugh, girl sees the situation and giggles
>We look eachother in the eyes and smile
>Fast forward some other day
>I see the same girl on leg press with the friend
>Start doing lat pulldowns next to them "for warmup"
>Ask her for one 20kg plate
>She says i can take it, cute smile again
>Im doing the pulldowns, she visibly glances at me i can see in corner if my eye because mirror
>Later i frick off and go do some lunges in smith machine
>She comes in and starts exercising behind me
>Does some stretching on floor or shit too, i can see her ass in perfect display
>Almost pop a half chub there
>Done with lunges, walk past her
>We smile to eachother again, she does flirty upwards eyeroll, pic related
I want to chat her up and impregnate her, not necessarily in this order
>I want to chat her up
but you wont because autism
I will contain my autism.
Her ass will prevail
This is so mild, I feel like I just read a novel that went nowhere. Frick her first then post about it ffs
thats IT?? why would you even share this you frickin moron unreal
Im ugly as shit it is a win for me
>Hey
>Do you like gundam?
>Watch this
Flex traps
>So i noticed your fat ass
>You mirin my bench
Most muscular flex
>I'll bench your fat ass
>Haha with my muscles
>I mean..
>Is it hot?
Take off vest
>Want some frick?
Start panicking
>Haha I'm kidding
Back off slowly
>S..see you later alligator
>Smith Machine
its fricking impossible bros. I'm 6'2 good looking and fit but the autism fricking kills me.
I've had really cute girls come up to me and explicitly tell me they think im cute and want to go out and I just freeze up and sperg out every time.
My brother is the same way except without the autism so he gets mad pussy.
Thinking about roping soon.
yeah, yeah, yeah anon but who is the qt3.14 cashier?
inquire no further, despair awaits you at the answer
as long as her dick isn't bigger than mine then i can tolerate it. please give me a name.
bonbibonkers newbie
oh it's her. why would you sauce me you frick? i was living in a reality where i thought that qt3.14 cashier was real and not fat. YOU TOOK THAT FROM ME
Weight of knowledge my Black person
i warned you didnt i?
a pink-haired girl posting pictures on the internet? i think you'll realize what kind of woman that is after but a moments reflection.
Something in the way
>be 18 or 19
>working wagie job
>underage girl buys something
>comes back few minutes later
>drops receipt with her number
Same thing happened with two or three girls a few months later at a different job.
I had this massive tittied girl straight out of highschool at work who complimented me alot.
It wasn't illegal but it did feel wrong. She was 18 and Im 32 and I got weird stares when she would touch my arm or hang around me. Even got comments from some dudes her she who told me she's bad news so I just stay away.
Read the thread, homosexual. Derail happened almost immediately into actual quality posts.
then why did you post- you know what nevermind
and?
>posts tranime
jannies, clean this shit up, do the job you're getting not paid to do
>jannies, clean this shit up, do the job you're getting not paid to do
Jannies are on strike right now. They're requesting their wages to be...tripled... Fricking nowork commies
tbqh the best mires come from underaged girls. They are fricking HORNY
The party host is gatekeeping her
this was like 11 years ago
>be on the bus, very empty
>sweaty and tired from a pretty tough workout
>girl from catholic school gets on
>sits across from me
>she's in her uniform
>notice her staring at me
>opens her legs showing me her panties
>catches my glance
>leaves her legs open for a few stops
>gets up for her stop
>she tells me I look pretty big and gets off the bus
>Thank her and continue on listening to my music on the bus
so that was the time a highschooler made me blush