Im 26 years old and just recently got out of prison after 8 years. All that shit about prison workouts and getting fit in prison is a load of bullshit. Almost everything they feed you is simple carbs, there was no gym, and now I'm a fat weak piece of shit living with my parents.
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Go in a better prison lmao
>buy time machine
>go back 8 years
>instead of choosing to be a criminal, get a gym membership
>fast forward to today, you’re ripped and successful
It’s easy bro
>Criminal
Nah it was a load of bullshit.
Some fricking nerd called the police on me in high school. Imagine calling the police because you got bullied, he was a fricking moronic homosexual
what did you do to him
I hit him over the head with my razor scooter because he didn't show up to my graduation party. I didn't think he would die immediately after dialing 911 and I still feel bad about it.
The law is a joke then. Execution is best approach for subhuman low IQ gremlin like you. 8 years for murder like that? What a joke. You better keep your mouth real shut about this because someday somewhere someone similar to me will wait for you to get off work and throw you chopped up in a canale.
what the frick do you have with razor scooters lmfao
It was high school he was a fricking nerd moron who had no friends, yeah I roughed him up a bit but everyone did it and nobody else ever got in trouble. I beat him unconscious about a dozen times and nobody ever did a fricking thing until this little moron called the police. His voice hadn't even fully broken he screaming about how he's 18 and I'm 18 and this is one adult attacking another adult blah blah blah like a little shit.
The school had never suspended me or even giving me detention over anything I've done to him or anyone else, but suddenly the police are going over my school record and there's like a foot thick of papers of people complaining about me. If what I was doing was so wrong then the school would have done something the last dozen times I beat in the shit out of this guy, but it was a school and that kind of shit is normal to prepare nerds like him for the real world.
I'm just checking out here because you're trying way too hard. Cut your teeth by posting your creative writing on reddit or something first, they'd probably believe this. Good luck
Hahaha get fricked by a nerd
>I beat him unconscious about a dozen times
That's not bullying you stupid Black person. You deserve to be in prison lmao. Enjoy being fat and weak.
Take a good look at the mirror and recognize the Black person staring back at you
You know, this is an okay start, but you really need to work on making the bait less obvious next time. You'll get em, champ!
so you had 8 years with nothing to do but think about what you did and learned precisely jack shit? well done
NPCs exist. I know people like him IRL. They always blame others, everyone is out to get them, make the same mistakes again and again, never learn shit. It's best to avoid these kind of people.
fake and gay
>laughing about nerds with no friends
>on a website made up entirely of nerds with no friends
anon…
Hey, I have some friends!!! Shut up !
no one would get 8 years prison for this shit and even if you did you woulda gotten out in 4 for good conduct, fake and sage
op is probably american, they hand out 5+ year sentences for offenses that would be 1 year tops in other western countries
Glad to see you learned your lesson in prison, anon.
But seriously, have a nice day.
thats actually pretty cool. might makes right and all that…
Lol you're just a massively insecure homosexual
have a nice day: go to the hardware store, buy rope, go home, and have a nice day. I'm not seeing a better option here.
fake and gay, kys moron
anyone who believes this larp is a moron
based larptard
Hahahahahaha you ruined your life because you were a low IQ Black person bullying people. Going to laugh so hard when you inevitably die of a fentanyl overdose.
>8 years in prison for bullying
Yeah, that doesn't add up. Unless you bullied him with sodomy and arson.
What I did was bullying and the police are also a bunch of fricking nerds cuz his dad was an ex-cup so they actually pushed charges for assault because I just turned 18 like 5 months beforehand. When the school expelled him for calling the police they police actually arrested the vice principal who expelled him for blackmail.
Beating up the school nerd is not a crime, it's a public service.
sounds like the school hated both of you and was very happy to get rid of you both
you should unironically either find some remorse for what you did or be shot
For what?
Normal highschool shit?
You bullied a kid and murdered him.
Light bullying is high school shit. Picking on the quiet kids and throwing them in a dumpster or pushing them into lockers a couple times is whatever. Beating another kid unconscious multiple times is not. You are a Black person and your parents are losers. You should’ve killed yourself in jail
And to think this Black person learned absolutely nothing being in prison for 8 years
>Picking on the quiet kids and throwing them in a dumpster or pushing them into lockers a couple times
Thats assault. If someone did this to an adult it would be an arrestable offence
We can help you, but you're legally obligated to tell us why you went to prison.
this.
I hit my grandma over the head with my razor scooter because she didn't show up to my graduation party. I didn't think she would die and I still feel bad about it.
kek
>now I'm a fat weak piece of shit living with my parents
This is the only part of your post I believe.
you sound like a dangerous criminal and i'm glad you were off the street for 8 years, i just hope you can be locked up for 8 more
based and bait thread
The only people who get fit in prison are the people who are innocent.
>Gets out of prison
>Goes straight to IST
Myspace is gone
kek, so tell us some prison stories. What kind of prison was it? What was your daily routine like man
This thread is fake and gay. If OP is serious, then do starting strength.
Choke on semen homosexual
Safe goes in all fields
>wasted quite literally the best years of your life in prison
Lol good luck bro
most prisons have at least weight decks outdoors if not a gymnasium
>t. worked in a prison for the last 4 yrs
Post your ruined anus
Are you African American did you tell the officer you didin du nuffin and we're going to the grocery store ?
Post skin colour op
you had unlimited source of proteins in the showers and didnt take advantage of it. now you are ngmi
Go back to prison where you belong. Dumb c**t
I feel like I’ve seen a very similar thread before
I had a friend who was in the slammer and he said the food was disgusting and unhealthy, and the best thing there was a sugary sweet cake which he thought was designed to make the prisoners sluggish and doughy