I'm 5'11 - or 5'10, I don't know or care that much - but I say I'm 6'0 basically because I can. 6'1 sometimes if I'm feeling particularly bold that day.
>be me, IST 5'9 >be with 6'4 lanklet friend >be talking to some random girls acquinted to our social group >for some reason height becomes the talking subject >lanklet friend (who sometimes gets insecure about his inhuman skinnyness) tries to banter me >"Anon, are you sure you're not 5'7 or so? I mean, I'm 6'0 and I'm way taller than you" >I have zero interest in hooking up with these random girls, therefore zero insecurities >"Well a doctor told me I was 5'9 some time ago, but maybe his measurement was off and I'm 5'7? Lol." >girls just shake it off >one of them lustfully stares at my chest in my tight shirt >lanklet friend insists "Yea you're short Anon, haha" >girls spontaneously change subject
Turbo Manlet territory aside, the less you care the less height is an issue. It helps a lot to have other good attributes, too.
I'm 6'5 but when I'm around manlets and girls I say that I'm 6'0
This reminds me of a time where a teenage girl was trying to prank me, >anon are you sure you're 5'8, I'm like 5'0 and you're hardly taller than me
that she's insecure about growing taller >huh, it must have been a while since you measured yourself I guess >n-no I'm definitely 5'0 >give her a kind of pursed lip expression >I guess at your age growth spurts happen >She gets kind of angry and drops the subject
Had no idea she was trying to punk me
Yes. Women are frickin stupid about measurements. Ask one how big 18 inches is and they'll frick it up by a foot or more easy.
I'm 6'2 and I can't tell if someone's shorter or taller when they're within 2". More so as it goes up or down.
Chicks who only care about height are automatically slampig material and nothing more. Had a girl mention I was the tallest guy she dated and ghosted her after.
I’m 5’5” but I say I’m 5’0” because it causes visible panic in people who are slightly taller than me. I don’t particularly care that I’m short, but I AM an butthole.
the only people asking for height are online dating app bawds. just lie to them. if you're actually 5'5, you're now 5'9. if you're actually 5'9, you're now 6'0. they won't challenge you IRL (you are meeting them IRL, right?). and if they do challenge if, turn it around on them and say "that's weird, you must be really tall" or some other bullshit to make them insecure.
I'm 5'9 barefoot measured at my doc. If people ask i tell them i'm 5'9. Why would i lie? Being a manlet never stopped me in anything in life so why give a frick about it. Stop being insecure homosexuals
I'm 6'5 but when I'm around manlets and girls I say that I'm 6'0
You are both based
You are neither based nor cringe IRL, but you are cringe on here for being contrarian to your contrarianbros
You are cringe
>I say
Who the frick asks your height in real life?
Trashy women. I answer dishonestly because I don’t care for their attention and enjoy spreading misinformation. It doesn’t happen often though.
I'm 5'7 and say I'm 5'7 if I'm asked. Talking about your height in real life in cringe.
i guess so but like 99% of people i meet eventually ask me how tall i am. especially grills. you wouldn't get it.
I'm 5'11 but I say I'm 6'1
I'm 5'11 - or 5'10, I don't know or care that much - but I say I'm 6'0 basically because I can. 6'1 sometimes if I'm feeling particularly bold that day.
I'm 6'1" but I say I'm 5'11 and all the 5'11" guys are always visually shaken lmao.
I'm 189cm
I say I'm 190 because it's easier to say it and it makes me look less self obsessed
I'm sorry, but you're both cringe.
I am 178 cm but I say I am 180cm. Am I in the wrong here? My dick is 17cm too but I say 18.
half and half
I'm 5'7.5" and say I'm 5'8"
cringe
I'm right on the cusp of 5'6, but claim I'm 5'8
I don’t actually know how tall I am, I just claim to be 6’0 when asked (people I know who are actually 6’0 are quite notably taller than me).
>be me, IST 5'9
>be with 6'4 lanklet friend
>be talking to some random girls acquinted to our social group
>for some reason height becomes the talking subject
>lanklet friend (who sometimes gets insecure about his inhuman skinnyness) tries to banter me
>"Anon, are you sure you're not 5'7 or so? I mean, I'm 6'0 and I'm way taller than you"
>I have zero interest in hooking up with these random girls, therefore zero insecurities
>"Well a doctor told me I was 5'9 some time ago, but maybe his measurement was off and I'm 5'7? Lol."
>girls just shake it off
>one of them lustfully stares at my chest in my tight shirt
>lanklet friend insists "Yea you're short Anon, haha"
>girls spontaneously change subject
Turbo Manlet territory aside, the less you care the less height is an issue. It helps a lot to have other good attributes, too.
your friend sounds like a homosexual for putting you down like that in front of others
He kinda is. A good company to keep around for jokes and laughter, but I wouldn't trust him with me life, my money, or my wife.
This reminds me of a time where a teenage girl was trying to prank me,
>anon are you sure you're 5'8, I'm like 5'0 and you're hardly taller than me
that she's insecure about growing taller
>huh, it must have been a while since you measured yourself I guess
>n-no I'm definitely 5'0
>give her a kind of pursed lip expression
>I guess at your age growth spurts happen
>She gets kind of angry and drops the subject
Had no idea she was trying to punk me
Get better friends
I'm 5'10 but say I'm 5'8
I'm 5'8 1/2 but say im 5'10. Do you think i can pass
Yes. Women are frickin stupid about measurements. Ask one how big 18 inches is and they'll frick it up by a foot or more easy.
I'm 6'2 and I can't tell if someone's shorter or taller when they're within 2". More so as it goes up or down.
Chicks who only care about height are automatically slampig material and nothing more. Had a girl mention I was the tallest guy she dated and ghosted her after.
I'm 5'6, but say I'm 5'4.
I’m 5’9 but I say idk and shrug my shoulders ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I’m 6’3 but mentally 5’7
I’m 5’9 but the DMV thinks I’m 5’11
>5'8.4*
>say 5'8*
unironically me
I'm 5'4. I say I'm 6'5
I never say anything because no one has ever asked me this shit
yes I'm an incel
I'm 5'9 and say I'm 5'5 and it triggers the 6 feet lanklets
I’m 5’5” but I say I’m 5’0” because it causes visible panic in people who are slightly taller than me. I don’t particularly care that I’m short, but I AM an butthole.
I'm 5'7 and say I'm 6'0
I'm 4'9 and say I'm 6'2
the only people asking for height are online dating app bawds. just lie to them. if you're actually 5'5, you're now 5'9. if you're actually 5'9, you're now 6'0. they won't challenge you IRL (you are meeting them IRL, right?). and if they do challenge if, turn it around on them and say "that's weird, you must be really tall" or some other bullshit to make them insecure.
and yes i am a 5'9 aka 6'0.
I'm 5'9 barefoot measured at my doc. If people ask i tell them i'm 5'9. Why would i lie? Being a manlet never stopped me in anything in life so why give a frick about it. Stop being insecure homosexuals
I'm 5'11 and have never once in my life said I'm 6'.
Kneel before me, the God Emperor of manlets.
I’m 5’5 and say I’m 5’2 to make guys who are around my height feel self-conscious. I’m a bit of a rascal.