I'm about to start going to the gym before work. This will be my first time showering at the gym.

I'm about to start going to the gym before work. This will be my first time showering at the gym. Can someone ELI5 general locker room etiquette? Come out of the shower with towel on, get naked and dressed by the lockers? Shower shoes obviously...

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny image OP! hahaha

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's exactly that OP. Don't worry about anyone seeing your dingdong, no one will care. Did you not have gym class in high school?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use to shower at the gym but covid sort of got me in the habit of just showering at home. I would try and minimize the time my little peepee weewee was exposed. I would go to the shower with my underwear on, take them off in the shower and hang it on the hook. After I'm done showering i dry off with the towel and wrap it around my waist, go to my locker and put my clean boxers on so you only really have a few seconds of exposed peepee time.

    It's also common etique that if someone else is in the changing room with you to break the awkward tension with a light hearted comment such as "Ouu look my tiny little peepe is out teehee, how goofy and silly of me eee." to which the other locker room patrons will respond with an acknowledging head nod.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I walk around ass naked to make zoomers uncomfortable

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck are shower shoes? What purpose do they serve?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's some nasty stuff on that shower floor buddy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What purpose do they serve?
      Not catching plantar warts is a good purpose. Usually wear flip flops in the gym shower

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got plantar warts from going to a pool without shower shoes. Been trying to get rid of them for 5 months

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my dad got irreversible toe fungus that makes his nails fall off from walking barefoot at the gym shower. its not a terrible idea if you go to a fucking walmart gym

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only advice is always wear flip flops so you dont get warts

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I walk around penis naked to make zoomers uncomfortable

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't helicopter your dick dry you're a pussy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I walk around penis naked to make zoomers uncomfortable

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the showers are in cubicles:
    Shower and dry in cubicles.
    Wear towel to locker.
    Face locker and put on clothes.

    If showers are open showers:
    Soap up and cover ypurself in lather.
    Call gym buddies name, when he looks, flick soap off your dingle at him.
    Rinse off and grab towel to wrap around yourself.
    Dry off facing locker.
    Put clothes on facing locker.

    Don't dick gaze.
    Don't walk around offering people orange slices in the nude.
    Don't floss your ass with your towel with one foot up on a bench amongst other men.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ELI5
    etiquette step 1: go back to redd.it

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nameeeeee

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

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