Im giving up smoking for lent. What are you giving up anon? You are a Christian right?

I’m giving up smoking for lent
What are you giving up anon?
You are a Christian right?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i ate 3 pounds of meat today and jerked off 12 times.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Repent

      not sure yet, thinking either

      >take-out food
      >jerking off
      >complaining

      but I don't eat take out much, I'd probably explode after a week of no fap, and I complain too much

      >not doing no fap
      This is your sign to begin your journey anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This is your sign to begin your journey anon
        unfortunately I just nutted so I guess that's off the table haha

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You still have time

          i'm giving up whackin it, hopefully for good. i jacked off six times yesterday. i felt woozy and disoriented, and my wiener had this feeling of being in a permanent state of deflation, like a used mattress. maybe its bruised.

          Jesus Christ anon
          I’m on months of no fap but it gets better.

          christcucks unironically believe that a cosmic all-powerful being gives a frick about their dietary choices for a limited period of time

          Great bait

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not sure yet, thinking either

    >take-out food
    >jerking off
    >complaining

    but I don't eat take out much, I'd probably explode after a week of no fap, and I complain too much

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe in God and have never read the bible. I went to a Catholic church once and they were very uninviting, despite being open for visitors. If i wanna covert what do I do? I don't like the 100 different protestant brenches thing, either.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Orthodoxy
      Read On The Incarnation by St Athanasius and attend a divine liturgy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just find a church you can tolerate with people you can possibly relate to. If you didn’t like the vibe, move on. Pretty easy. Baptist or non denomination is probably your best choice since they’re pretty weak as far as crazy church goes.

      https://i.imgur.com/3ZOGQL6.png

      I’m giving up smoking for lent
      What are you giving up anon?
      You are a Christian right?

      I decided I would give up sugar and porn. Porn I would give up for good and sugar, I’ll pick up again maybe later on this year.

      But I put sugar in my tea and I had some chocolate today. Sorry Jesus. I’ll do better tomorrow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      catholics are brown, alcoholic morons. go to the most high iq church in your area

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are zoomers turning to religion?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk

      I'm protestant, we don't do lent.

      Cringe

      Ramadan seems like a cooler concept tbh

      Jesus Christ is king

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        King of neckbeards, Lord of mc’donald spirituality

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Christianity was a million times better before this Jesus chump came around and starting fricking around with his "muh son of god" bullshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Modern society is crumbling. Christ offers stability. What are you willing to die for anon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wodan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't, zoomers are more areligious than their predacessors.

      Modern society is crumbling. Christ offers stability. What are you willing to die for anon?

      Modern society is not crumbling, I'd probably give up my phone for lent (if I were christian), you keep being fed the most extreme things on your pipboy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They believe it will lead them to a divine ideal, stability, or reaction to the modern religion (state enforced Black personhomosexualry). If they weren't a cradle christian, it's more likely than anything a cope for the fact they're too weak to walk this earth on their self-forged ideals. No shame, the person able to create their own moral system and worldview amongst the ruins of a post-"religious" is rare. But the cure to this shithole world will not be religious fanaticism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever read Plato? Even the pagans realized that you needed a moral center to society, i.e. religion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are the most nonwhite (read: low iq) generation so far.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm giving up whackin it, hopefully for good. i jacked off six times yesterday. i felt woozy and disoriented, and my wiener had this feeling of being in a permanent state of deflation, like a used mattress. maybe its bruised.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How can you jerk off six times in a day? The most I've ever done it was three but by the second it starts to hurt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        low test

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You legit might be low test, do you have sex with a girl only once a night too?

        Can't recall my jerking off record, but I know I've had sex four times in a day before with my gf and I could have gone another

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not him but it's probably from death gripping

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but the way you do it is getting horny by watching porn for an hour until you cant take it no more, and only then jerk off.
        The pain isn't from the orgasm, it's from the stroking, so the faster you manage to coom the more orgasms you can fit in a day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My record is 12 times in one day.

        I was a horny as frick 25 year old.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, there are people older than 24 on here

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    christcucks unironically believe that a cosmic all-powerful being gives a frick about their dietary choices for a limited period of time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not doing it as a personal challenge for yourself
      I'm not religious either but it's fun challenging yourself

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IG and Posing

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ramadan seems like a cooler concept tbh

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm protestant, we don't do lent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Giving up Monsters and soda.

      I'm protestant and we do Lent.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you give it up for good, moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to

      frick it. im going to do it too

      let's do this anon

      No more alcohol. I've been meaning to quit drinking during the week and get my sleep schedule back on track.

      this is the time anon . Im already feeling more energy from not smoking

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick it. im going to do it too

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    heavy cut and wanks
    not catholic tho, so still eating meat.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No more alcohol. I've been meaning to quit drinking during the week and get my sleep schedule back on track.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm proud of you anon.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take the Jainpill

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lent is pagan in origin

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving up
    Jacking off
    Eating like a fat frick
    And excessive amounts of caffeine

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving up caffeine, nothing to do with lent or anything my sleep schedule is just mega fricked right now. Had some lovely pancakes yesterday with my flatmate tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same, but I'm not necessarily giving it up entirely but just cutting back, i'd like to get back to just one cup of coffee a day

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm israeli but i may give another stab at reading the new testament, it seems like a watered down hippy version of judaism, but there are some nice messages

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There’s actually a lot of take away from reading New Testament if you’re familiar with Old Testament. Old Testament God seems to be a meme because certain things were so harsh. But after Jesus paid the price for our sins, we now don’t have to follow the strict guidelines of Old Testament. That’s the idea anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's precisesly why Christianity misses the point, the God in the israeli Testament can be very loving and very wrathful, and it is this very complexity that you are supposed to accept. The laws of the Torah aren't some fluke that God made, they are our way of eternally worshiping and keeping our covenant with him. Christianity does away with all of these complexities

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Christianity does away with all of these complexities
          Well yeah all the other shit doesn't matter, be a good person

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Christianity does away with all of these complexities
          It doesn't, you are supposed to still live by Gods laws and do good works, the difference is now you will be forgiven for transgressions when you fail to live up to Gods standards. Christ justifies the ungodly through faith, forgiveness, and good intention, God still rewards those who follow his laws and do his work.
          As I understand it, even the most holy men would be denied access to heaven because it's impossible to live up to Gods standards. Christ offers salvation from perfection. That might sound bad, but it is impossible for humans to be perfect. Even if you do good works, your good work will never out weigh the evil you do as an unintended consequence of doing good. For instance, the world is bound by entropy, and living things are sustained by other living things. The charity you give to one man comes at the cost of another man. The pain of the dying animal feeds the child. It's just set up that neither everything we do comes at the cost of greater evil.
          This puts us in debt with God.
          Christ forgives sins that do not blaspheme the holy spirit paying this unavoidable debt through forgiveness that would otherwise damn us.
          that is how I see it any way.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Truth is you've yet to stop wandering in the desert

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, yes, I am a Christian, albeit I do regular fasting with my church and not lent specifically. For what I give up, is easy.

    >solid foods.
    If I get to exhausted I will use an emergency sugar treat to help me through my work.
    >drink
    Just conceive on not drinking too much.
    >desires
    In this period, I will participate in daily Bible study and prayer with my church. This also include my main desires such as lifting.

    It is very fun, we do this twice a year, and we held a feast when the fasting period is over.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Porn and cursing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm giving up porn. Just going to use my imagination.

      damn fit is full of coomers wtf
      I thought everyone here was on no fap

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving up porn. Just going to use my imagination.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m giving up food on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays. I’ll still do preworkout/energy drinks so it’s not true fasting but I think it’s good enough.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vaping
    Goal is to quit forever though

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Poopin
    Sick of doing big stinky shits every day.
    I'd rather just do big pisses insteaf.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving up not sinning.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take up 40 days of cardio for lent
    Is Christ back yet?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol, porn, jerking off, junk food, Coca cola, and /misc/.
    Christ is king

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am NOT a spiritual semite

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Christian, but I'm giving up porn, jerking off, booze, and not working out for Lent

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dry lent unless I try to wife a European girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want a white gf so much

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am giving being nice to people

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dating apps
    >goyslop
    >weed
    >alcohol

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    drinking

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on a serious cut from now till summer. You should just not smoke anyway, shit's bad for you.
    >You are a Christian right?
    no, agnostic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus is the way anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does there have to be a religion for people who don’t adhere to a specific religion?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Forbidden rites unlcude consuming of anavar, and DNP.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just trying to be ascetic and or stoic in general.
    Trying to give up attachment to material things and pondering the hermetic principles.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you should give up frogposting instead you fricking degenerate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you giving up anon?
    life
    I'm 32, ugly, flabby, fat, small dick, poor and a virgin
    God obviously hates me, I won't waste my time here anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And instead of working on yourself you're just going to blame God and KYS. Go ahead, you've clearly given up. Life is for the strong, not weak little babies like you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Baby steps, anon. Don't look for pity here. I would suggest getting off of the internet entirely. You offer the world something or else you wouldn't be here

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, frick you and religious bullshit homosexual.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving up on urban life, shit pisses me off so much, I go mental.
    And yes, my name is Christian, how did you know? Are you the guy living inside my walls, who yells "oh god, frick me harder" every night?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really want to commit to anything. I think not smoking would be the easiest to try because I have already been smoke-free for a few months except on the weekends, so I would only really have a challenge then. No alcohol would mean not going out at all, because I refuse to be "that" guy drinking water in a bar or whatever, and I also don't want to take other drugs instead of alcohol (during lent). Not going out would fricking suck, all my social life revolves around that. It could also have the biggest positive impact on health and whatever friendship I still have left after lent though.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You only need to have faith in the Gospel of Christ to be Christian aka a faithful of Christ.

    That said I wouldn't mind learning about lent and what it's about.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Giving up soda - both diet and regular

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You are a Christian right?
    Of course, brother.
    Allahu Akbar and all dat innit.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im giving up driving. I hated it anyway and now i atleast cant lose my drivers license for having more than 1ng THC/ml in my blood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BAYTUH

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up social media and vidya

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I already quit porn, never drank coffee or anything like it, never smoked. Luckily. So I'm quitting sugar and alcohol, the only two addictive substances I still consume and while I know I'll never completely quit alcohol (it's cultural sadly), I think it's about time to cut sugar as i need to start slowly cutting. But i don't know if as a bachelor I'll be able to abstain from sex and other destructive behavior which is kinda the point of lent in catholicism.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fapping

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lent is for fasting. fatass americans will give up anything but food lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You give up something AND you fast, moron. I fasted yesterday and I'm fasting tomorrow, plus I gave something up

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Porn, Masturbation, Alcohol, Profanity, uncharitableness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Giving up wanking and will be liquid fasting 72 hrs each week until Easter Sunday

      Jerking off and soda. I wanted to give up alcohol, but I had a beer last night since I saw a friend I haven't seen in a while. Gonna train to abstain for the rest of it.

      You gays need help jerking off is no bueno

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im trying to do a 24 hour fast on fridays this lent aka no eating at all, do i go midnight to midnight or like diner thursday to breakfast saturday? if midnight to midnight do i eat at like 1130 on thrusday or what?

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Giving up wanking and will be liquid fasting 72 hrs each week until Easter Sunday

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jerking off and soda. I wanted to give up alcohol, but I had a beer last night since I saw a friend I haven't seen in a while. Gonna train to abstain for the rest of it.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to lift during lent?
    Do I resign myself to shit lifts for 40 days?

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my only vice is the computer and this stupid fricking website. I guess I could take a break from it. would probablyy do me some good.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Porn
    Tried for many years but never made a real commitment to it
    Easily my biggest addiction. Easier to quit pot cigarettes and alcohol than it is porn.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Giving up speeding. I am a very aggressive driver. I hope to use the extra car time to be more grateful for my life and closer to God.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds awful anon

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hookers, or maybe booze. We'll see which vice gets me first.

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