I'm going to force my son to watch DBZ, exercise, play sports and ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12. I'm going to make a real man out of him, something my parents failed to do.
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I'm going to force my son to watch DBZ, exercise, play sports and ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12.
Get him gymnastics rings
How is that possible?
a baby's grip strength is actually nuts - its one of the only forms of strength out of self preservation that they actually have
> a baby's grip strength is actually nuts
ayo this homie weaker than a baby
>ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12.
Lol no, start earlier than that
>and ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12
he's gonna end up in a gang or dead, and most likely get hooked on some shitty drug all the other teens do
Just replace going outside with going to mma gym, get him hooked up with the right groups, don't just put his ass on the street where there are only thugs.
Your parents were compensating their own parents, now you're doing the same. Your kid will grow up hating dbz, sports and so on because you forced them onto him, he is going to become a ballerina or something and hate you. He will then forbid his own son to watch dbz and play sports so as to correct your mistakes, therefore your grandson will be a dbz/sports kind of guy out of spite of your ballerina son.
No young boy hates DBZ. That's not true, something has to happen first before your boy gets an appreciation for 30 min shouting matches, and that something is being beaten for screaming or being an butthole kid. After you spank his ass for acting out he'll watch DBZ and fantasize about kicking your ass, so make sure your guns are locked up.
>he is going to become a ballerina
Have you seen male ballerinas? They mog
Pretty based and true. Cant FORCE them only subtly guide and mold them. Otherwise they will hate you and self harm to spite you.
I wish my parents did this for me. My parents were kinda shit
based, but make sure he studies hard
There used to be kids media that glorified intelligence, so work that into the index. I'm talking about shows like Dexters laboratory for young kids. If your kid ever talks about how cool GITS:SAC 1st & 2nd GIG is, you've done a good job parenting.
Also have every copy of Metal gear in the house.
if my son doesn't like DBZ i'll kill him and make another one
why are hispanics like this
you wouldn't get it
Media has severely downgraded in the contemporary era. Going back just a few decades you'll find far better media to expose your child to as the grow older.
My plan is to let my future son explore the environment I create for him. I will probably have dvds of dragon ball z in the home and let curiosity guide him
trust me anime isn't required to raise a healthy child
>ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12
>I'm going to make a real man out of him, something my parents failed to do.
No, you are just trying to get more sex time by keeping your kid outside like a dog.
>and ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12
only people who drive their car to a store 200m away say shit like this