I'm going to force my son to watch DBZ, exercise, play sports and ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12.

I'm going to force my son to watch DBZ, exercise, play sports and ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12. I'm going to make a real man out of him, something my parents failed to do.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My parents did the same to me but with Family Guy and I now look like Peter Griffin.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >son steps out
    >gets kidnapped by a chud pedo

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Retard take. You dont force your kids to do anything, they'll naturally rebel. Not lile you'll reproduce anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My son is already 2

      I never watched DBZ, will I still enjoy it in my mid 20s?

      The pacing is god awful. I recommend watching DBZkai. It's a revamped version that fixes a lot of the issues of the original. The plot sucks but people watch DBZ for the exaggerated fighting and struggle scenes, which anyone of any age can appreciate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kai is much better but they just can't stop giving spoilers in the opening and episode names so maybe not the best for a first watch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      retard take, you actively lead and coherce your son the way you want

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your son should learn to dicover himself and lead his own way. Not this retard shit. Enjoy your npc.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/jBWIiI2.jpg

          I like DBZ more than you OP but being overly attached into your kid's lives will fuck them up to the same extent as not being at all.
          I suggest bringing up stuff about what you did as a kid ONLY if they ask or it. Don't tell them what your life was like if they didn't ask. This is the only way they will respect you and not see you as another mom.

          Not going to let my son be indoctrinated by gayry that dominates modern media. You can't complain about how zoomers are some of the biggest gays ever while criticizing my parenting style that'll turn them into real hardcore men. My son is going to sock any gay twink zoomer in the fucking face if they ever try to chimp out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Not going to let my son be indoctrinated by gayry that dominates modern media. You can't complain about how zoomers are some of the biggest gays ever while criticizing my parenting style that'll turn them into real hardcore men. My son is going to sock any gay twink zoomer in the fucking face if they ever try to chimp out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you browse a site with fag porn anon. if you are going to be so insecure and afraid then you're sperg genes are carrying over for the worse one way or other. Even if your kids don't turn out to be gay and shit they'll still be losers lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomer apologist detected
              Your chimp out is what my son has to prepare for.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                go ahead ma. do you what you want for your little shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not caring about your son
          you're stupid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd care more than you. The only thing i'd teach would be to be a free thinker.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              so you're going for the chud route after all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      naturally rebelling children is a gnomish idea that is push as normal
      your children dont do that if they respect you

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna throw my son off a mountain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try a volcano if you want him to make it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched DBZ, will I still enjoy it in my mid 20s?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I never watched DBZ, will I still enjoy it in my mid 20s?
      It was good for children because their only options were crap. But it has not held up well at all now compared to what options we have.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >. But it has not held up well at all now compared to what options we have.

        There are no shows right now that do what DBZ did. They're all overly sentimental nonsense, not action series focused on fitness and the body.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DBZ and sports as a kid is how you make a Chad, keep at it.

      > 12 years old

      Start younger

      >I never watched DBZ, will I still enjoy it in my mid 20s?

      Watch DBZ Kai, hold on until the Frieza saga because its top tier TV.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore those other Anons. Do NOT watch DBZKai. It is horse shit. Kai is the onions of DBZ.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kai is essentially a 1:1 of the manga.
        If you didn’t like Kai, you never liked DBZ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay so first off, being a carbon copy of the manga doesn't make it inherently good, so that's a shitty argument as to Kai or the original being better or not. You'd be better off comparing the merits of both shows, because that's the topic here, not the manga. As far as the shows go, Kai is the inferior adaptation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay so Kai has
            >better animation
            >better ost, no Faulconer cringe
            >basically no filler whereas DBZ has over 300 episodes of it
            You only dislike Kai because it wasn’t what you grew up with. I’m 28 and read the manga and watched both versions and I accept Kai is better

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >better ost, no Faulconer cringe
              YOU are cringe motherfucker, Faulconer and nu metal ost are absolute kino

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they literally heavily censored kai, you are a zoomer and grew up with an inferior version of the show, end your life.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're retarded. There's an uncensored Kai (the ones that aired on like nicktoons and shit) and an uncensored version that actually adds MORE bloody shit compared to the original

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no one cares about some fringe version of kai that never aired in the us. the censored version is literal straight dogshit, switching blood with spit, removing many, many relevant scenes, you can look up the changes on an episode by episode basis and they are all unbelievably shit. liteally every scene where some scawwy is happening they remove it. gohan cutting tail steak off the dianosaur, gone, they just skip ahead, they straight up remove any punching segment that seems like owchieee that would hurt while still having the nortmal fight sequence that has been chopped up weirdly, tiens arm getting cut off, they just awkwardly skip it and then his arm is gone with no blood, the original ost is much better and they removed most of any reference to dragonball which is laughable. im assuming you didnt even watch dragonball, maybe it makes sense when you skip the entire first series. maybe your special uncut version is decent because yes the base show is very drawn out especially during the frieza fight. but im not watching some version that cuts out shit like goku and piccolo gettting their drivers licensees. people who like kai are people who were raised on kai, meanwhile the rest of us were watching on toonami back in 2001, the actual show, without oceans of deleted content so that people who didnt see dragonball wouldnt be confused. anyone who watched the original, when shown kai, just cant do it, its so horribly wrong. also i just looked it up and looks like kai uncut is still heavily censored. no fucking way man. no way in hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read the Manga for dragon ball, watch the anime for DBZ but put it in 1.5x speed because of how slow it moves, most of super is ass except for the tournament of power

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am gonna tie up my son to a chair, everyday I'm gonna make him watch 12 hours of dragon ball and dragon ball z, I will teach him that he's literally goku, implant a fake tail into his coccix and teach him that he's a saiyan from outer space.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not telling him you cut his tail early on because he was destroying everything on full moons
      ngmi

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to make a real man out of him
    >Force him to watch the great chud maker, anime

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DBZ is far above tranime and is IST approved. You're referring to moetrash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anime as a whole turns men into gays. Just look at Japan.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Modern anime does (and modern media honestly)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the generation of Japanese that grew up watching dragon ball z are right now in their 30s. Do you think the average 37 year old japanese man is an icon of masculinity and success.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take note everybody, this is how you end up with a chud son. The sluttiest girls are always the ones with the strictest parents

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. It's the ones with no dads.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you live in a good neighborhood. My parents refused to leave bum fuck egypt and being one of the only white kids on top of making me fat left me forever alone. They couldn’t have put me lower on the pecking order if they tried.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your son will most likely turn out to be a chud anyway

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smart man, OP. We just had a son last week and Im already charting his course

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like DBZ more than you OP but being overly attached into your kid's lives will fuck them up to the same extent as not being at all.
    I suggest bringing up stuff about what you did as a kid ONLY if they ask or it. Don't tell them what your life was like if they didn't ask. This is the only way they will respect you and not see you as another mom.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We are house of taste and the only flossing you will do is your teeth.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to force my son to watch DBZ
    Don't do this you reddit cringe gay.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll think of this post in two decades when I see another school shooting

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >turning your son into a weeb
    Hope he enjoys losing his virginity in his 20s and missing out on teenage exploration.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >raising your kids on japanese cuckoldry
    I'm sure he'll manage to befriend his bully one day bro!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s gonna get abducted by a Mexican chud and sold to a gnomish pizza restaurant.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hes gonna realize quickly that you are doing all of this and trying to mould him into your ideal literally becasue of media worship, and that there is no value at all to what you are doing because you are chasing a retarded fantasy that lives in your own head. show him dbz, and if he likes it, then maybe you can move forward, but if he doesnt like it and you force it, hes gonna become a transwoman because you are giving him reason to believe that old media fuled toxic masculinity and that thats inherently bad and you are brainwashed, pushing him into believeing that men are fucked in there head by popular media and that going agaisnt the grain and living his life as a beacon to lgbtq queerism makes sense because you prove to him that you are at least partially deluded, just make sure you do light touch, light touch and feel free to share your enthusaism for this kind of thing but he will literally become a mega gay to spite you if you dont watch it.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch the original db + dbz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cringe amerimutt dub with cringe voice acting and unnecessary inner monologue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its called having soul

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >amerimutt
          >soul

          good one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I love the Japanese VA too but for this scene I definitely prefer English. Idrgaftbqh tho you kinda seem like a cockhead

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The Japanese scene is a lot better, gay.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna do something similar OP, but your approach is all wrong. You are just doing this to act like ur cool and to treat him like shit in hopes he gets tough

    I wanna do it to save my son from my early lifes failures. Instead of treating him like shit and making him watch a chinese cartoons, Id make him understand why being athletic and strong is important and id do my best to bring him out everyday to play and have fun with each other outside. Id explain to him my negative experiences with life and how staying in and getting fat all day was negative and how getting out and fit saved my life. Then id let him understand how the world has gotten to the dark point it has and how weak people relied too much on negative messages that damage younger men and social media

    This will hopefully make him grow up into a strong man and learn/understand my points when he sees how dark this world is in his teens. I would want him to push for the stars, avoid social media and make as much friends as possible while going outside constantly to achieve this. My goal is to course correct the damage that boomers/millenials have done to the zoomer generation

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to make my son watch this 20-30 year old cartoon
    Ah yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because cartoons nowadays are fucking garbage

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another anime you could show him is Black Clover

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's been said a handful of times in here already but forcing your kid to grow up watching chinese cartoons from 3 decades ago is a solid plan to make your child an autistic outcast. Encouraging them to particpate in sports from a young age is based though.

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