I'm going to force my son to watch DBZ, exercise, play sports and ban him from entering the house until evening time when he turns 12. I'm going to make a real man out of him, something my parents failed to do.
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My parents did the same to me but with Family Guy and I now look like Peter Griffin.
>son steps out
>gets kidnapped by a troony pedo
moron take. You dont force your kids to do anything, they'll naturally rebel. Not lile you'll reproduce anyway.
My son is already 2
The pacing is god awful. I recommend watching DBZkai. It's a revamped version that fixes a lot of the issues of the original. The plot sucks but people watch DBZ for the exaggerated fighting and struggle scenes, which anyone of any age can appreciate.
Kai is much better but they just can't stop giving spoilers in the opening and episode names so maybe not the best for a first watch.
moron take, you actively lead and coherce your son the way you want
Your son should learn to dicover himself and lead his own way. Not this moron shit. Enjoy your npc.
Not going to let my son be indoctrinated by homosexualry that dominates modern media. You can't complain about how zoomers are some of the biggest homosexuals ever while criticizing my parenting style that'll turn them into real hardcore men. My son is going to sock any homosexual twink zoomer in the fricking face if they ever try to ape out.
>Not going to let my son be indoctrinated by homosexualry that dominates modern media. You can't complain about how zoomers are some of the biggest homosexuals ever while criticizing my parenting style that'll turn them into real hardcore men. My son is going to sock any homosexual twink zoomer in the fricking face if they ever try to ape out.
you browse a site with gay porn anon. if you are going to be so insecure and afraid then you're sperg genes are carrying over for the worse one way or other. Even if your kids don't turn out to be gay and shit they'll still be losers lmao
>zoomer apologist detected
Your ape out is what my son has to prepare for.
go ahead ma. do you what you want for your little shit
>not caring about your son
you're stupid
I'd care more than you. The only thing i'd teach would be to be a free thinker.
so you're going for the troony route after all
naturally rebelling children is a israeli idea that is push as normal
your children dont do that if they respect you
I'm gonna throw my son off a mountain.
Try a volcano if you want him to make it
I never watched DBZ, will I still enjoy it in my mid 20s?
>I never watched DBZ, will I still enjoy it in my mid 20s?
It was good for children because their only options were crap. But it has not held up well at all now compared to what options we have.
>. But it has not held up well at all now compared to what options we have.
There are no shows right now that do what DBZ did. They're all overly sentimental nonsense, not action series focused on fitness and the body.
DBZ and sports as a kid is how you make a Chad, keep at it.
> 12 years old
Start younger
>I never watched DBZ, will I still enjoy it in my mid 20s?
Watch DBZ Kai, hold on until the Frieza saga because its top tier TV.
Ignore those other Anons. Do NOT watch DBZKai. It is horse shit. Kai is the onions of DBZ.
Kai is essentially a 1:1 of the manga.
If you didn’t like Kai, you never liked DBZ
Okay so first off, being a carbon copy of the manga doesn't make it inherently good, so that's a shitty argument as to Kai or the original being better or not. You'd be better off comparing the merits of both shows, because that's the topic here, not the manga. As far as the shows go, Kai is the inferior adaptation.
Okay so Kai has
>better animation
>better ost, no Faulconer cringe
>basically no filler whereas DBZ has over 300 episodes of it
You only dislike Kai because it wasn’t what you grew up with. I’m 28 and read the manga and watched both versions and I accept Kai is better
>better ost, no Faulconer cringe
YOU are cringe motherfricker, Faulconer and nu metal ost are absolute kino
they literally heavily censored kai, you are a zoomer and grew up with an inferior version of the show, end your life.
you're moronic. There's an uncensored Kai (the ones that aired on like nicktoons and shit) and an uncensored version that actually adds MORE bloody shit compared to the original
no one cares about some fringe version of kai that never aired in the us. the censored version is literal straight dogshit, switching blood with spit, removing many, many relevant scenes, you can look up the changes on an episode by episode basis and they are all unbelievably shit. liteally every scene where some scawwy is happening they remove it. gohan cutting tail steak off the dianosaur, gone, they just skip ahead, they straight up remove any punching segment that seems like owchieee that would hurt while still having the nortmal fight sequence that has been chopped up weirdly, tiens arm getting cut off, they just awkwardly skip it and then his arm is gone with no blood, the original ost is much better and they removed most of any reference to dragonball which is laughable. im assuming you didnt even watch dragonball, maybe it makes sense when you skip the entire first series. maybe your special uncut version is decent because yes the base show is very drawn out especially during the frieza fight. but im not watching some version that cuts out shit like goku and piccolo gettting their drivers licensees. people who like kai are people who were raised on kai, meanwhile the rest of us were watching on toonami back in 2001, the actual show, without oceans of deleted content so that people who didnt see dragonball wouldnt be confused. anyone who watched the original, when shown kai, just cant do it, its so horribly wrong. also i just looked it up and looks like kai uncut is still heavily censored. no fricking way man. no way in hell
Based
Yes
Read the Manga for dragon ball, watch the anime for DBZ but put it in 1.5x speed because of how slow it moves, most of super is ass except for the tournament of power
I am gonna tie up my son to a chair, everyday I'm gonna make him watch 12 hours of dragon ball and dragon ball z, I will teach him that he's literally goku, implant a fake tail into his coccix and teach him that he's a saiyan from outer space.
>not telling him you cut his tail early on because he was destroying everything on full moons
ngmi
>I'm going to make a real man out of him
>Force him to watch the great troony maker, anime
DBZ is far above tranime and is IST approved. You're referring to moetrash.
Anime as a whole turns men into homosexuals. Just look at Japan.
Modern anime does (and modern media honestly)
the generation of Japanese that grew up watching dragon ball z are right now in their 30s. Do you think the average 37 year old japanese man is an icon of masculinity and success.
take note everybody, this is how you end up with a troony son. The bawdtiest girls are always the ones with the strictest parents
Wrong. It's the ones with no dads.
Hope you live in a good neighborhood. My parents refused to leave bum frick egypt and being one of the only white kids on top of making me fat left me forever alone. They couldn’t have put me lower on the pecking order if they tried.
Your son will most likely turn out to be a troony anyway
Smart man, OP. We just had a son last week and Im already charting his course
I like DBZ more than you OP but being overly attached into your kid's lives will frick them up to the same extent as not being at all.
I suggest bringing up stuff about what you did as a kid ONLY if they ask or it. Don't tell them what your life was like if they didn't ask. This is the only way they will respect you and not see you as another mom.
This is you
We are house of taste and the only flossing you will do is your teeth.
>I'm going to force my son to watch DBZ
Don't do this you reddit cringe homosexual.
I'll think of this post in two decades when I see another school shooting
>turning your son into a weeb
Hope he enjoys losing his virginity in his 20s and missing out on teenage exploration.
>raising your kids on japanese cuckoldry
I'm sure he'll manage to befriend his bully one day bro!
He’s gonna get abducted by a Mexican troony and sold to a israeli pizza restaurant.
hes gonna realize quickly that you are doing all of this and trying to mould him into your ideal literally becasue of media worship, and that there is no value at all to what you are doing because you are chasing a moronic fantasy that lives in your own head. show him dbz, and if he likes it, then maybe you can move forward, but if he doesnt like it and you force it, hes gonna become a transwoman because you are giving him reason to believe that old media fuled toxic masculinity and that thats inherently bad and you are brainwashed, pushing him into believeing that men are fricked in there head by popular media and that going agaisnt the grain and living his life as a beacon to lgbtq queerism makes sense because you prove to him that you are at least partially deluded, just make sure you do light touch, light touch and feel free to share your enthusaism for this kind of thing but he will literally become a mega homosexual to spite you if you dont watch it.
watch the original db + dbz
cringe amerimutt dub with cringe voice acting and unnecessary inner monologue
Its called having soul
>amerimutt
>soul
good one
I love the Japanese VA too but for this scene I definitely prefer English. Idrgaftbqh tho you kinda seem like a wienerhead
The Japanese scene is a lot better, homosexual.
I wanna do something similar OP, but your approach is all wrong. You are just doing this to act like ur cool and to treat him like shit in hopes he gets tough
I wanna do it to save my son from my early lifes failures. Instead of treating him like shit and making him watch a chinese cartoons, Id make him understand why being athletic and strong is important and id do my best to bring him out everyday to play and have fun with each other outside. Id explain to him my negative experiences with life and how staying in and getting fat all day was negative and how getting out and fit saved my life. Then id let him understand how the world has gotten to the dark point it has and how weak people relied too much on negative messages that damage younger men and social media
This will hopefully make him grow up into a strong man and learn/understand my points when he sees how dark this world is in his teens. I would want him to push for the stars, avoid social media and make as much friends as possible while going outside constantly to achieve this. My goal is to course correct the damage that boomers/millenials have done to the zoomer generation
>I'm going to make my son watch this 20-30 year old cartoon
Ah yeah
Yes, because cartoons nowadays are fricking garbage
another anime you could show him is Black Clover
It's been said a handful of times in here already but forcing your kid to grow up watching chinese cartoons from 3 decades ago is a solid plan to make your child an autistic outcast. Encouraging them to particpate in sports from a young age is based though.