im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good bye.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is missing a nice flank steak

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You actually realize it's the only food worth eating, and getting take-out or going out to eat is a huge scam and a waste of your time.

    >sage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >huge scam
      >tastes delicious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you realize food is just calories and stop caring about taste and "umami"
      that's gay shit for gay people

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't hehe

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks disgusting how did you fuck up broccoli so hard? Grill it bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QDQt2FL.jpg

      Your broccoli is overcooked and probably tastes a bit rotten.
      Try steaming your broccoli for 8 minutes, or boiling in very little water if you're unable to steam. It should be a bright green. Blanching them gives better results, but it's not necessary.

      https://i.imgur.com/Q2KOYlp.jpg

      im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

      Why eat broccoli?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's healthy and delicious

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It taste good

          It's not delicious. Stop lying

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe if you're eating it raw, stop being a kid

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good point, kids have their instincts on point so hating green shit probably has good reason

              Taste good, tons of nutrients, very little calories, takes up volume in stomach.

              >tons of nutrients
              Not even true, any fruit/tuber will have way more vitamins and minerals than green shit
              >very little calories takes up volume in stomach
              I guess that's an upside if you're a fatass who can't close mouth

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I actually prefer it raw to steamed personally lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pls go Ron Pearlman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It taste good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Taste good, tons of nutrients, very little calories, takes up volume in stomach.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically my favourite food. Even when I was a fat piece of shit, it was always my favourite.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        supercharged farts

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your broccoli is overcooked and probably tastes a bit rotten.
    Try steaming your broccoli for 8 minutes, or boiling in very little water if you're unable to steam. It should be a bright green. Blanching them gives better results, but it's not necessary.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont use utensils just use your hands and shove the food into ur mouth, its faster and saves time and forces to eat, are u bloatmaxxing too i have that same problem xD

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >microwaved broccoli and onions
    You could have sauted or roasted it, but no.
    moron learn to cook, Jesus fucking Christ.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty tasty though

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weak.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    healthy food cool it's like eating a powerup

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why even eat broccoli? If you don’t like it don’t eat it. Plenty of healthy of food you can try instead. Broccoli isn’t even that micronutrient rich.

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