im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good bye.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is missing a nice flank steak

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You actually realize it's the only food worth eating, and getting take-out or going out to eat is a huge scam and a waste of your time.

    >sage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >huge scam
      >tastes delicious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you realize food is just calories and stop caring about taste and "umami"
      that's gay shit for gay people

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't hehe

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks disgusting how did you fuck up broccoli so hard? Grill it bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QDQt2FL.jpg

      Your broccoli is overcooked and probably tastes a bit rotten.
      Try steaming your broccoli for 8 minutes, or boiling in very little water if you're unable to steam. It should be a bright green. Blanching them gives better results, but it's not necessary.

      https://i.imgur.com/Q2KOYlp.jpg

      im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

      Why eat broccoli?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's healthy and delicious

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It taste good

          It's not delicious. Stop lying

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe if you're eating it raw, stop being a kid

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good point, kids have their instincts on point so hating green shit probably has good reason

              Taste good, tons of nutrients, very little calories, takes up volume in stomach.

              >tons of nutrients
              Not even true, any fruit/tuber will have way more vitamins and minerals than green shit
              >very little calories takes up volume in stomach
              I guess that's an upside if you're a fatass who can't close mouth

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I actually prefer it raw to steamed personally lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pls go Ron Pearlman.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It taste good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taste good, tons of nutrients, very little calories, takes up volume in stomach.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically my favourite food. Even when I was a fat piece of shit, it was always my favourite.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        supercharged farts

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your broccoli is overcooked and probably tastes a bit rotten.
    Try steaming your broccoli for 8 minutes, or boiling in very little water if you're unable to steam. It should be a bright green. Blanching them gives better results, but it's not necessary.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont use utensils just use your hands and shove the food into ur mouth, its faster and saves time and forces to eat, are u bloatmaxxing too i have that same problem xD

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >microwaved broccoli and onions
    You could have sauted or roasted it, but no.
    moron learn to cook, Jesus fucking Christ.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty tasty though

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weak.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    healthy food cool it's like eating a powerup

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why even eat broccoli? If you don’t like it don’t eat it. Plenty of healthy of food you can try instead. Broccoli isn’t even that micronutrient rich.

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