im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good bye.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is missing a nice flank steak

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You actually realize it's the only food worth eating, and getting take-out or going out to eat is a huge scam and a waste of your time.

    >sage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >huge scam
      >tastes delicious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you realize food is just calories and stop caring about taste and "umami"
      that's gay shit for gay people

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't hehe

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks disgusting how did you frick up broccoli so hard? Grill it bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QDQt2FL.jpg

      Your broccoli is overcooked and probably tastes a bit rotten.
      Try steaming your broccoli for 8 minutes, or boiling in very little water if you're unable to steam. It should be a bright green. Blanching them gives better results, but it's not necessary.

      https://i.imgur.com/Q2KOYlp.jpg

      im going to kill myself if i have to eat like this for the rest of my life

      Why eat broccoli?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's healthy and delicious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It taste good

          It's not delicious. Stop lying

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe if you're eating it raw, stop being a kid

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good point, kids have their instincts on point so hating green shit probably has good reason

              Taste good, tons of nutrients, very little calories, takes up volume in stomach.

              >tons of nutrients
              Not even true, any fruit/tuber will have way more vitamins and minerals than green shit
              >very little calories takes up volume in stomach
              I guess that's an upside if you're a fatass who can't close mouth

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I actually prefer it raw to steamed personally lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pls go Ron Pearlman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It taste good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Taste good, tons of nutrients, very little calories, takes up volume in stomach.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unironically my favourite food. Even when I was a fat piece of shit, it was always my favourite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        supercharged farts

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your broccoli is overcooked and probably tastes a bit rotten.
    Try steaming your broccoli for 8 minutes, or boiling in very little water if you're unable to steam. It should be a bright green. Blanching them gives better results, but it's not necessary.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont use utensils just use your hands and shove the food into ur mouth, its faster and saves time and forces to eat, are u bloatmaxxing too i have that same problem xD

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >microwaved broccoli and onions
    You could have sauted or roasted it, but no.
    Black person learn to cook, Jesus fricking Christ.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty tasty though

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weak.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    healthy food cool it's like eating a powerup

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why even eat broccoli? If you don’t like it don’t eat it. Plenty of healthy of food you can try instead. Broccoli isn’t even that micronutrient rich.

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