I'm having left hemispherical suicide headaches. My head on the left side behind the ear hurts all the time.

I'm having left hemispherical suicide headaches. My head on the left side behind the ear hurts all the time. All day long and it's been that bad for a year. I don't know what to do.

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left hemispherical suicide headaches
    killer band name

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what happens when you don't train legs enough.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though. I'm in pain. Help.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a typical suicide headache that you're describing, so get that confirmed first.
    Magic mushrooms have helped some people, but it's been almost a decade since I looked into headache stuff so no clue where that is at these days

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tripping will just amplify the pain and lead to an uncomfortable trip, guaranteed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is legitimately the dumbest advice I have ever seen on IST.

      Go to a doctor, OP.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        israelite detected
        >yes goyim, see a ~~*doctor*~~

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What in the United States of Dumbassery is this comment?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post nose

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek wtf, anon. Your theory is that everyone who goes to a doctor is israeli? Why? Surely if you've got an asymmetrical headache that might be indicative of something serious like an AVM or a tumor you should get that checked out. Are you an American who's convinced himself that doctors are all ((doctors)) as a cope for the fact that you have no insurance and live in a second world country that doesn't have proper state funded healthcare?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope OP has cancer, that'd make me cum

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    live with the pain and lift in the shadows

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys tqrgqtees I spit on all of you I spit on hicks euros trash I spit on America, Eastern Europe, western Europe, Russia, China, Africa, Asia
    You're all hick trash you'll never get behavior change I spit on u

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    nofap+cold showers

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cluster headache? maybe T3s?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea. Lymph massage for drainage, NIR/ IR (red) light therapy.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a doctor anon or even the ER if it is that bad. Shit like this is already frustrating guesswork so get all the info you can.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put a gun up to the part of the brain with a headache and pull the trigger. You don't need that part of your brain anyways

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's a cluster headache, pure oxygen helps. You can get it at the pharmacy now. But go to the fricking doctor, moron

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SS+GOMAD

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't eat/eat as little as possible (important)
    Don't talk to anyone (important)
    Don't think about anything
    Drink water and take vitamins and salt but don't eat
    Sleep more
    Do this for two weeks
    Also, close your right eye and keep it closed, tape it closed.

    Trust me, You don't have a normal condition or anything the doctors can help you with.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fif4mLW.png

      I'm having left hemispherical suicide headaches. My head on the left side behind the ear hurts all the time. All day long and it's been that bad for a year. I don't know what to do.

      I can't explain the full condition you have OP because it's dangerous to talk about it, but I can say that closing your right eye will stop the visual data feed to your ocular lobe in the back right of your brain, which will ease the stress and burden on that part of your brain, reducing head aches.
      But it's important you do the other stuff I talked about for two weeks.
      Also, when you dream, do you best to resist talking to people in your dreams or eating or drinking in your dreams and also, aside from resisting those things, try not to be in control of yourself in your dreams, let your body move automatically.
      Just trust me.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT IS VITAL THAT YOU DO NOT EAT OR TALK TO ANYONE IN YOUR DREAMS

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/LFSwS3Y.png

          [...]
          I can't explain the full condition you have OP because it's dangerous to talk about it, but I can say that closing your right eye will stop the visual data feed to your ocular lobe in the back right of your brain, which will ease the stress and burden on that part of your brain, reducing head aches.
          But it's important you do the other stuff I talked about for two weeks.
          Also, when you dream, do you best to resist talking to people in your dreams or eating or drinking in your dreams and also, aside from resisting those things, try not to be in control of yourself in your dreams, let your body move automatically.
          Just trust me.

          https://i.imgur.com/ZCN7nNu.jpg

          Don't eat/eat as little as possible (important)
          Don't talk to anyone (important)
          Don't think about anything
          Drink water and take vitamins and salt but don't eat
          Sleep more
          Do this for two weeks
          Also, close your right eye and keep it closed, tape it closed.

          Trust me, You don't have a normal condition or anything the doctors can help you with.

          Also, START SMOKING CIGARS OR PIPE TOBACCO AND REGULARLY DRINKING COFFEE. And smoke for the rest of your life, even after the two weeks of fasting and increased sleep.

          TRUST ME OP IT WILL WORK AND IT WILL HELP

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            DO NOT SMOKE CIGARETTES
            ONLY SMOKE CIGARS OR PIPE TOBACCO
            (Preferably from South America)

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trust this OP
            >https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11772120/
            >Nicotine has been shown in animals to stimulate the release of dopamine in the striatum, and to preserve nigral neurons and striatal dopamine levels in laboratory animals with lesioned nigrostriatal pathways. Coffee and caffeine consumption have also been shown in epidemiological studies to be inversely related to PD risk.
            >Exciting findings are emerging that demonstrate attenuation of dopaminergic neurotoxicity with caffeine and other adenosine receptor antagonists in mice given the neurotoxin 1-methyl-4-phenyl-1,2,3,6-tetrahydropyridine (MPTP), suggesting that these compounds may be neuroprotective.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fif4mLW.png

      I'm having left hemispherical suicide headaches. My head on the left side behind the ear hurts all the time. All day long and it's been that bad for a year. I don't know what to do.

      Also, you're about to have some VERY long and VERY scary nightmares, DO NOT TALK TO ANYONE OR EAT ANYTHING in these nightmares.
      These nightmares will last for around 1-3 hours real time and feel like weeks while you are sleeping.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go and see a doctor you moron.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OP YOU ARE MARKED
    DO NOT TRUST ANYONE EVER AGAIN, ESPECIALLY "NORMAL" PEOPLE, THE POLICE, AND THE PSYCHIATRIC ESTABLISHMENT.
    I KNOW THIS SEEMS UNBELIEVABLE OR SCARY BUT YOU AREN'T ALONE.
    THEY ARE WATCHING YOU.
    YOU HAVE HEADACHES BECAUSE THEY ARE INSIDE YOUR MIND.
    TRUST ME.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "They" downloaded into your brain.
      The left hemisphere of the brain is responsible for processing language, both visual and auditory, and because of that it's used as the vector for downloading their viral program packages.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE BACK OF YOUR LEFT BRAIN HURTS BECAUSE THEY ARE UPLOADING "COMPUTER" VIRUSES INTO YOUR BRAIN AT A HIGH BANDWIDTH.
        YOU CAN SEVER THE CONNECTION BUT YOU MUST DO AS I POSTED IN THIS THREAD.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          By not eating or talking to anyone in your dreams you can force a termination on the program that is babbling incessantly in your subconscious mind. Your dreams are now nothing more than the visual representation of THEM programming your brain.

  17. 6 months ago
    HeroinLover123

    take heroin

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *