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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More dates more plates

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like roaches so I don't eat them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're really missing out fren.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no raisin not to eat them.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i stuff them with walnuts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds good
      i mix them with almonds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trips of truth, almonds are the best.
        Good chocolate dates stuffed with an almond is an otherworldly experience. I have had ones that were less tasty though so it might depend on the harvest or how they're stored or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I stuff them with cheese.
      I can't think of a more fattening combo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds good
      i mix them with almonds

      I stuff them with cheese.
      I can't think of a more fattening combo

      i stuff them up me wienerhole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I go with pecans. Get the big fat mejool dates and you can put like 3 or 4 in there. The best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dip them in tahini

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These give me a headache with how much sugar is in them. Plus their texture is literally like eating a mushy roach. Can't down more than 2-3 before giving up.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they will make you do a sticky, messy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      correct. ate 300g of these today and im aggressively shitting my pants right now. god the smell is absolutely awful as well. It was worth it tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid? They have a high sorbitol content.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pop entire date in mouth
    >squish it around
    >work the put out
    >spit pit
    >satisfying AF
    >look at nutrition label and cry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro not trying to turn you off them (love dem dates) but you really should cut them open and remove the pit before eating so you can double check there’s nothing weird inside.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't add sugar to them, morons. A little bit of fructose won't hurt your gains, Jesus christ.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is theres 300kcals per 100 grams in them, wihch you can eat in seconds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood how people worry about kcal unless you are literally obese. I cant even gain weight beyond the 90kg mark if I dont forcefeed myself, like if you lift every other day, how do you even have to count kcal? I am eating more than I would normally just to get stronger in the first place.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IST
    >dates
    pick one and one only

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My shits are enjoyable when I regularly consume these. A handful of These + a cuppa mogs any goypowder pre workout.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can have an infinite amount without gaining any weight. Sugar is never converted to bodyfat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this real?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes real dumb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      false. you can get fat eating fruit if you have a large appetite.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought these were just an european thing, rarely hear people online talk about them so i assumed no one eats them in the US. My mom likes to use them in cookies, that stiff is pretty tasty

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >never ate dates before
    >have one
    >these are good
    >end up eating 12
    >wake up in the middle of the night with excruciating stomach pain
    >apparently dates are high in fiber
    never will eat these guys again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i can eat dozens, i like medjool dates personally.

      300g of dates ( 12 Medjool or 18 deglet noor
      ) its like 24g of fiber literally nothing. something is wrong with your stomach, or just a freak stomach ache.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My daily lunch
    Anyone else /druid/?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how can u tolerate so much fiber??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Simple, I'm not American.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, and stuffing them is repugnant. your decadence makes me sick anon. as if pecans or dates aren't perfect in themselves, any addition merely bastardizes their perfection. and cheese? you get the rope.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dates are awesome. When I'm bulking I eat handfuls of them then chase them with a big glass of milk. 2 of them is like 150 calories and they're so so good.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought smoked dates from a Korean grocery store and they were awful. It pissed me off. Fricking asiatics.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stuff them with Manchego cheese
    >Wrap them in bacon and hold it with a toothpick
    >Throw them in the oven or smoker
    >brush with maple bbq sauce as they cook

    The closest you can get to cumming from food tbh

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I buy them in 100 g packs and just accept I'm going to the devour it whole. 300ish kcal isn't that bad.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IIIII NEEED ANOTHER BOWL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never had a date in my life and I'm in my mid 30s
    What's it like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It can vary wildly but most are generally not very satisfying.

      And they expect you to pick up the tab at the end too!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      godtier are medjools, they are soft, creamy almost, but chewy, have a sort of caramell, molasses taste. But these are basically all farmed on stolen land so I dont buy them anymore, frick israelites. even the "standard" ones are very good if you are lucky, theyre not really good when they are very dry and small, generally, the bigger the date the better it will be.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Grandma makes dates stuffed with goat cheese, honey, pine nuts, pistachio and some weird Greek nut that I can't pronounce
    >Devour the whole bowl and regret it for the rest of the month
    Grandma is my biggest gains goblin. But I'll never turn down any food she puts in front of me

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