I'm only 25 and I can't remember the last time I had morning wood. Help.

I'm only 25 and I can't remember the last time I had morning wood. Help.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stop eating sneed oils and pufa
    >start eating lots of meat, eggs, and dairy
    >get a tan
    >this goes without saying but you need to be lifting heavy
    >talk to every single girl that gives you eye contact for more than a couple seconds
    >stop being a pussy
    >supplement with vitamin D, zinc and magnesium
    >if you really want to go into overdrive you can supplement with tongkat Ali, panax ginseng and tribulus terrestris
    hypogonadism is not destiny. IT IS A CHOICE. you have an option between being a søyboy and being a man. CHOOSE MANLINESS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All good but
      >talk to every single girl that gives you eye contact for more than a couple seconds
      I'd rather jump into a radioactive volcano with zombie sharks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Talk to boys then, sweetie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Talk to boys then, sweetie.

        competition and putting yourself into risky situations increases testosterone. winning increases testosterone. the reason why T levels are dropping is because modern society castrates men at an ideological level: "don't talk to girls its harassment." "don't ask for a raise it's not good to stand out." "don't go out and have fun at night you need to sleep in like a good goy to make taxes for the government" etc. etc. you have to be willing to follow your instincts if you want high test. test levels aren't purely a physiological function. your psychology, your experience of navigating through this cruel world as a sentient agents effects your testosterone levels. if you feel like a pussy all the time who can't do anything and has no purpose other than submitting to the will of others then you will have low test. if you feel like you can lead and dominate in a situation then you will have higher test. there is empirical evidence for all of this.

        It's definitely not this, sleep is the one thing I do right. I go to bed comically early for someone my age, sometimes I'm in bed by 8:45.
        [...]
        >get a tan
        How do I do this if I'm deathly pale? I've never had a tan before in my life, I either burn or I lather myself with enough sunscreen that I maintain my ghostly complexion.

        go outside and take your clothes off. sun your balls like a man.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          painfully low resolution generalisation. I'm extremely assertive and always get my way socially, I always lead and dominate and make my voice heard, but then I'm also a recluse who hates going out, socialising and partying. What's your conclusion to that sort of profile? It just doesn't fit into your mould.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep better. You won’t get morning wood if you sleep like shit and odds are you are sleeping like shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely not this, sleep is the one thing I do right. I go to bed comically early for someone my age, sometimes I'm in bed by 8:45.

      https://i.imgur.com/FsYLlBO.png

      >stop eating sneed oils and pufa
      >start eating lots of meat, eggs, and dairy
      >get a tan
      >this goes without saying but you need to be lifting heavy
      >talk to every single girl that gives you eye contact for more than a couple seconds
      >stop being a pussy
      >supplement with vitamin D, zinc and magnesium
      >if you really want to go into overdrive you can supplement with tongkat Ali, panax ginseng and tribulus terrestris
      hypogonadism is not destiny. IT IS A CHOICE. you have an option between being a søyboy and being a man. CHOOSE MANLINESS

      >get a tan
      How do I do this if I'm deathly pale? I've never had a tan before in my life, I either burn or I lather myself with enough sunscreen that I maintain my ghostly complexion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A tan is like weights. Start small. 5 min per side, increase my 2 min every other day.
        T. 33 year old ginger who got some color and wakes up with a club
        I'm sure you're not fat, right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I've never been fat. I've been close to anorexic most of my life prior to getting into fitness.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I either burn
        Did you not read step 1? No sneed oils = No sunburn

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 38 and still get morning wood every morning PUSSY

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much do you jerk off?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh... a lot

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk off daily and have wet dreams and still get morning wood / random boners at 22

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Achievable natty?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, I drink hormone infused milk

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had this happen from excessive masturbation and porn consumption when I was in my mid 20s. Go cold turkey on the porn and limit jerking off to normal fantasies and no more than lime 2-3 times per week. Do you exercise? What's your diet and sleep like? You on any meds?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qi stagnation in legs, you sit in front screens all day
    remedy - 10k steps every few days or cycling 20km or more, or other form of cardio using legs
    no squats are not enough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's this tbh
      OP has really tight lower pelvic muscles from not moving or stretching enough and it restricts blood flow

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You barely aware fat and cholesterol are what regulate your hormones right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ice your balls and eat fatty meat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ice your balls

      [...]
      competition and putting yourself into risky situations increases testosterone. winning increases testosterone. the reason why T levels are dropping is because modern society castrates men at an ideological level: "don't talk to girls its harassment." "don't ask for a raise it's not good to stand out." "don't go out and have fun at night you need to sleep in like a good goy to make taxes for the government" etc. etc. you have to be willing to follow your instincts if you want high test. test levels aren't purely a physiological function. your psychology, your experience of navigating through this cruel world as a sentient agents effects your testosterone levels. if you feel like a pussy all the time who can't do anything and has no purpose other than submitting to the will of others then you will have low test. if you feel like you can lead and dominate in a situation then you will have higher test. there is empirical evidence for all of this.

      [...]
      go outside and take your clothes off. sun your balls like a man.

      >sun your balls
      Which is the psyop and which is factual? Both heat and cold can't be good for your testicles at the same time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sun your balls is a meme but tanning is one of the best things you can do to increase your manliness

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 25
    >only

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm obese and just turned 30 and had morning wood today.
    Drink more water moron.
    >What u mean water give me sexy dreem?
    Shut the frick up. Morning wood is the body's way of not pissing itself
    >bud I have marbing wood wit saxy dreem sat wy is dis
    For the same reason that wearing a fake smile can make you happier, your body is an if/then machine and you can pretty easily swap it to an then/if machine
    >No no no no no clarly is tastoston defecishno
    Die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you said is wrong and moronic. Fricks sake man, obese people should not be giving advice. Frick off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off indian.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah and I forgot that cotinine, which is the primary metabolite of nicotine, blocks enzymes that convert free testosterone into other hormones. it may seem like I'm suggesting you smoke a pack a day but I'm not. cotinine has an extremely long biological half life, something like 5-10 days after 1 cigarette. even taking 1 zyn or snus pouch per week will have noticeable effects on free testosterone levels. but this is black magic. it's not good to smoke a lot every day, I don't recommend this. but feel free to have a zyn or snus on the weekends. it's quite good for testosterone levels. and this is aside from the psychological effects of analgesia and anxiolysis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I go through half of a can of dip a day at 20M and I don't get morning wood. What now?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do cardio. My dick was broken too but cardio (a LOT) got it working again.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't always wake up with rock hard morning wood-- just a chub usually, but I am horny as frick, and that chub becomes a boner pretty fricking quick. I just need to reobtain a woman to take it out on.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also 25 and this thing restored my morning wood days after I started taking it (this exact formulation). Despite taking finasteride, I get morning wood and I'm horny 4-5 times per day, like when I was a teenager. I didn't have morning erections for years. Cardio, walks and sun also help if you're consistent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could just eat more red meat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ate a lot of it but my levels are still low.
        iron dosage here is somewhat low at 15mg and balanced with copper so OP won't overdose. I suspect b12 and zinc are doing the actual dick resurrection.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your cancer

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also 25 i get morning wood even if I jerk off 3 times the night before

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you overweight or obese?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 41 and wake up rock hard every morning and have random boners all day long. Stop jerking it all day you moron.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you 8-12 bodyfat?
    I get monring boners evem wjem I don't do NoFap.
    Even while I'm cutting, but no random boners.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw wagmi

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tan
    Do i really need it if I am taking 10k iu vit D3?
    Sunlight is good and all, but fricks with my skin.
    And I pride myself looking relatively younger.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao homie do not get ED advice from here. Youre 25 and should know better
    Stop cooming

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take horny goat weed

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some, but I actually have a decently healthy lifestyle. But I never was a horny person, I fap maybe once a week, more out of boredom than any real need.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start doing cardio

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Megadose vitamin C?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 38 and i wake up humping my bed because i'm hard and horny every morning

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Always had low libido but when needed I could be hard as diamonds with ease, lasting 2 to three times (premature ejaculation of course) without a single worry
    >Ffw to 2 years ago, start living together with gf
    >Sex frequency starts dropping to once a week
    >Not a problem
    >Then once every 2 weeks
    >Slightly annoyed
    >Then once a month
    >Annoyed, tell gf and she tells me she has some women problem BLA BLA BLA
    >Then doing it only once this year
    >Absolute livid with her, tell her
    >She cries etc bla bla *insert excuses* bla bla
    >Decide to dump her if shit doesn't get fixed after summer
    >Still with her because she is probably the only chance I have at having children in the future (currently 28, want them by 30 yo to not be too old when they grow up and have all the energy to keep up with them)
    >Consequently the less we had sex, the worse my erections became
    >Not had a morning wood since a 37 days now
    >Sex drive completely gone
    >Don't even want to frick anymore because I'm too angry
    >Gym doesn't help much in relieving the anger
    >Can't even jerk off because I have too much anger to be horny

    What do I do? I'm probably going to dump her end of summer, but I need to recover my dick first.
    I go to the gym 2 times a week, hike during the weekend and go running with my dog and gf 2 times a week

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention, diet is pretty balanced and sleep quality is good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Start taking animal stak, and animal mstak. They work wonders for your gainz, and also your pee pee will be rock hard constantly.

        As far as your girl goes, you might as well just get a side piece, or tell her you want to start doing 3ways with her and another chick. Of course she won't go for that, so then you tell her "either we have sex every day, or I'll find someone else who will"

        Realistically speaking, you can't have children if you guys are not having sex, so kids with her are currently off the table. Might as well just replace her, she's defunct, and making it your problem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex frequency starts dropping to once a week
      Nice ragebait pasta Black person, any same man forgets her name at this point

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then I'm not sane enough, I wish it was just rage bait but the only one enraged is me

        >by the end of summer
        Why wait? Consider yourself single. Normally I'd say find someone else before you dump her, but you ain't even fricking her so there's no point in keeping her. Also she's cheating.
        >hurr durr no I know sje isn't because herp and derp
        She is

        Start taking animal stak, and animal mstak. They work wonders for your gainz, and also your pee pee will be rock hard constantly.

        As far as your girl goes, you might as well just get a side piece, or tell her you want to start doing 3ways with her and another chick. Of course she won't go for that, so then you tell her "either we have sex every day, or I'll find someone else who will"

        Realistically speaking, you can't have children if you guys are not having sex, so kids with her are currently off the table. Might as well just replace her, she's defunct, and making it your problem.

        I'm waiting because we have a vacation booked together, and I told her that the vacation is her last chance to become a somewhat tolerable woman again.
        I wish she was cheating, at least I would have an explanation to her behavior but I'm the only "sane" man that could tolerate all the bullshit she spewed for the last 10 years.
        Also don't know how to even know someone new, I have no friends and no social networks, and doing it all again seems to much of an investment of my time. I just want children, I don't care if the mother then sticks around or goes away.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm waiting because we have a vacation booked together, and I told her that the vacation is her last chance to become a somewhat tolerable woman again.
          Grow a pair and cancel it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't want to waste 1000 buck

            Nah frick that. Why on earth would you spend money on a woman thats not fricking you? Just cancel her portion of it, and take some thottie you meet on tinder on it. And tell her that her attendance on that trip is dependent on her sexual performance.

            Her "last chance" should have been the very moment she turned you down once. And you shoukd have pointed that out to her. You know you can do better, she's forgotten you don't have to put up with her, remind her of this.

            YOU'RE NOT HAVING CHILDREN WITH A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT FRICK YOU.

            [...]
            Forgot to add, so you're letting her eat and live in your place for free, with nothing but headache and swollen balls as compensation?

            Black person, what the frick. You're better than this, and you know it. There is no ring involved, there are no children, and STILL she's acting this way? No, she has got to go, do not tolerate anything less than sex multiple times a day, with all 3 holes an option for your use. Trust me, that is the bare minimum. Find you a girl who says "there's no wrong hole, and you can go as hard as you want" they're out there, and not all of them are ran through.

            Not to brag, but it's relevant: my current girlfriend was a virgin when I met her, she's just as I described the bare minimum is.

            She actually earns the same as me so we split everything in half, I don't spend a single dime on her that I don't want to spend.
            She was also a virgin when we met, we were both our first and we grew up doing a lot of perverted things, but after years the sex started going down.
            I don't have any problems waiting until summer is finished, because despite her women problems and the lack of sex, she can cook pretty well and cuddles with me every evening, she just doesn't want to have sex anymore.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I swear some people are such unaware idiots. Read your post and imagine it's someone else's post and see how cucked it sounds. Why do you refuse to see things from a third person perspective?
              If it was not your own problem and had to advice someone else about it, you'd say the exact same things you're being told.
              >na but actually here and there
              Do you truly believe your excuses or are you forcing yourself to? In any case, they are nothing but that. Accept the sunk cost, dump the b***h, carry on. You're problem is not the woman and your relationship with her, but your lack of balls to face the truth and solve a rather simple problem.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I get it now. You lack experience with women. Just find another chick bud. She's not fricking you, why the frick are you putting any effort into this?

              >no marriage
              >no sex
              >no kids
              >fights constantly

              Kid, you have a ROOMMATE. Not a girlfriend, and certainly not a lover. Be a man, cut the cord.

              Or don't, I really don't care, you're not listening to anyone. Enjoy laying next to a pussy you can't touch.
              >first time I'm denied sex, I show them the door

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                time I'm denied sex, I show them the door
                I once told my gf I wanted to break up with her cause we weren't banging enough. We fricked every week, but still.
                We had some vacations planned and I told her I'd give her the money back. Pretty serious about it. I had b***hed about not banging enough in the past, and having a satisfactory sexual life was one of my conditions to be exclusive in the first place, but we were still failing at that.

                Pretty sure it got to her cause after that I've been very seldom unsatisfied with my sexual life and it's been almost two years. If you just show some balls women are easy to tame.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's truly the cheat code. Women (men too) have a compulsion to be your best sexual experience you've ever had, so when you either reject them or tell them about their shortcomings, they obsess over it, and kick it into overdrive. One time I was dating this chick who wouldn't do anal, so I'd casually talk about my other ex who could not get enough of it. Poor girl tried her best, but simply would not relax enough to get all of me in her ass. So to compensate, she'd go ass to mouth. Op needs to figure out that women are only going to be attracted to, and feel the desire to impress men with the balls to remind them that they're not the only girl in the world (occasionally)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's fricking someone else bro. Wake up.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >She was also a virgin when we met
              Holy frick even virgins can cheat on you now? I just took the virginity of my gf and I'm still worried that she can still cheat cause she is a foid. How do i get past the paranoid thoughts

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy frick even virgins can cheat on you now?
                anon, every cheating girl was once a virgin. it's just unlikely that a cheater stays a virgin into her 20s since that type of personality lends itself to fricking around as a teenager.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just don't be a push over like op.
                >the very moment the sex dries up, tell her to kick rocks

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >30+ yo virgins looking at people destroy their human relationships because of supposedly inadequate mutual genital grinding.
                ok...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Us sex-havers know how to attract women. We know we are the prize, and women are just accessories that can and will be replaced. Sexual gratification is a non-negotiable in a relationship, and is the bare minimum. Finding another woman is not hard.
                When you start dating women, you'll figure out that they always start playing these games to test your boundaries. Stand by them. It's that simple... women want for more from us than we want from them, you should not have to put up with poor performance or poor behavior from someone so replaceable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Us sex-havers know how to attract women.
                i think ultimately you guys are just more people's people than we are. that's why sex is so important to you. you value other people more. i honestly don't believe sex is much better than masturbation. for guys like me who don't like people in the first place, at this age i imagine sex to be an awkward chore.

                i'm a virgin but ive been on dates. they are exhausting, i try my absolute best to be engaging and interesting but it doesn't get across. i have never gotten a second date in my life -so far.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What an odd cope

                Sex is superior to jorkin your peanits. But if you'd rather live life in your fantasy, who am I to tell you differently? I can only say that you cannot miss what you've never experienced.

                As far as never getting a second date.... that seems to be a skill issue (no offense) with practice, you'll get those second and third dates, and the coochie.

                We value ourselves quite a bit, probably more than we would a stranger. However, we do have needs, and understand how to get what we need/want. Not even from a manipulation standpoint, but from the ability to take control of a conversation, or listen and respond to the threads that your date puts in front of you when you're talking with them. In that aspect, I'll concede the point that we're more personable... but it's also a learned skill. Just takes practice.
                >if sex feels like masturbation, you're doing it wrong

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no man. sex with someone you really like as a person does hit different. also my hand or a lump of silicone can’t do that thing when it’s really turned on, and it feels like it pulls on the dick almost sucking you back in as you come out and it’s so warm and she’s panting in your face and your pelvises are grinding off eachother hnnnnnngg

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Truth. Not much like it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she’s panting in your face
                homie, i talk to women, ive been on dates. a woman has never even smiled at me. im 32 and the pleasant encounters or treatment i've received from females is nil. women "panting" means nothing to me when usually they can't wait for me to stop talking so they can leave.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn that sucks

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are we supposed to feel sorry for you? It's only your own fault you keep bombing your dates. Most of them would have probably fricked on the first one too, you were just fumbling. I'll help you though

                Start off with this, and then keep it light and fun: "if you could talk to the 10 year old version of yourself, what advice would you give to yourself?"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wouldn't it make more sense to just frick someone for fun if you're just gonna jerk off, you don't have to date em

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just don't be a push over like op.

                My gf is thin and hot, but she started shit talking to me when we have an argument and she won’t shut the frick up. She will even make fun of me. She never cleans my home because she says it’s not her house despite her sleeping her 4-5 days a week and eating rice cakes on my bed and always leaving plates on the table after eating. Whenever I bring it up she told me that my house was a mess before she met me and that she helped me cleaned it twice(4 months ago was the last time) she told me that she has a house of her own to clean ( she lives with parents) and they even have a female cleaner from Phillipines or something.

                We are getting married in August

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy you should call that one off.

                Do you forsee more of what you described, or is it suddenly going to get better (for no reason at all)

                Pretty clear that she does not respect you. Kick her out of your bed every now and again. Make her sleep on the couch, or the ground. "If you want to act like a b***h, you can sleep on the couch or the ground like a dog"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah frick that. Why on earth would you spend money on a woman thats not fricking you? Just cancel her portion of it, and take some thottie you meet on tinder on it. And tell her that her attendance on that trip is dependent on her sexual performance.

          Her "last chance" should have been the very moment she turned you down once. And you shoukd have pointed that out to her. You know you can do better, she's forgotten you don't have to put up with her, remind her of this.

          YOU'RE NOT HAVING CHILDREN WITH A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT FRICK YOU.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah frick that. Why on earth would you spend money on a woman thats not fricking you? Just cancel her portion of it, and take some thottie you meet on tinder on it. And tell her that her attendance on that trip is dependent on her sexual performance.

          Her "last chance" should have been the very moment she turned you down once. And you shoukd have pointed that out to her. You know you can do better, she's forgotten you don't have to put up with her, remind her of this.

          YOU'RE NOT HAVING CHILDREN WITH A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT FRICK YOU.

          Forgot to add, so you're letting her eat and live in your place for free, with nothing but headache and swollen balls as compensation?

          Black person, what the frick. You're better than this, and you know it. There is no ring involved, there are no children, and STILL she's acting this way? No, she has got to go, do not tolerate anything less than sex multiple times a day, with all 3 holes an option for your use. Trust me, that is the bare minimum. Find you a girl who says "there's no wrong hole, and you can go as hard as you want" they're out there, and not all of them are ran through.

          Not to brag, but it's relevant: my current girlfriend was a virgin when I met her, she's just as I described the bare minimum is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just want children, I don't care if the mother then sticks around or goes away.
          i kneel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >by the end of summer
      Why wait? Consider yourself single. Normally I'd say find someone else before you dump her, but you ain't even fricking her so there's no point in keeping her. Also she's cheating.
      >hurr durr no I know sje isn't because herp and derp
      She is

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 28 and just woke up. I have morning wood and I'm waiting for my gf to go to work so I can fap. This happens pretty much every morning if I didn't bang the previous night.
    I recommend outdoors cardio, going to the beach as often as possible, eating organic food and supplementing zinc.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    34 and my 20yo gf lost her mind yesterday morning from how hard I was

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 46 and every time I wake up in the middle of the night I have a diamond boner. I think they are waking me up somehow.
    Weird thing is that during the day my regular boners are not as hard and persistent, I have to be really horny to get them that hard.
    I read that the erections you get when sleeping are caused by a different part of your brain than the ones you get when awake during the day.
    Like the sleep boners are due to the autonomous nervous system firing up your genitals, and the awake ones involve the higher levels of the brain such as the frontal cortex, you need to be aroused by something for your brain to trigger the cascade of various body systems to initiate an erection.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's interesting, I get raging boners at night that wake me up as well and it feels like a completely different kind of horny. Like some primal kind of thing.
      Would be cool to read about the causes of this phenomenon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NIght time boners are the bodies way to keep the penis healthy. They occur during REM sleep. So if you don't wake up during or just after a dream you wont have a boner. People who wake up with an alarm will often be forced woken up by the alarm during a non REM stage of sleep and will have a flaccid penis.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    36 boomerman reporting in. i started losing my boners in my late 20s and never recovered.
    what broke me to say it's over, was that during quarantine I invested everything into daily diligent cardio. didn't help one bit.
    i wish you guys luck nontheless.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not fat, I've never had any type of ED, my erections are rock hard (when called upon) and I've had my test levels measured and fall in the upper range of "normal".

    I don't think I've had morning wood since I was like 17. Isn't that something that's supposed to go away after the awkward puberty years once your body gets used to being a grown adult?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only time I've seen or heard anyone mention morning wood was during sex ed and those awkward eastern european cartoons they showed in middle school about how "your body is about to go through some changes"
        pretty sure it's supposed to be a teenage thing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i get them at 28 and ive literally done bath tub drugs (recreational and sarms)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a higher testosterone thing. I still get them, and multiple ones throughout the day. I'll be 31 in November

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            like I said, I've had my test checked and it's above average.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my best friend tells me he gets a wet dream every 3 days and he is not even lifting. wtf is this? im doing everthing right and never had morning wood.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe you’re just sleeping through them. it has to happen for men, it’s not even a horny thing it’s normal bloodflow. just for most like me, then being hard in of itself gets me going once i kinda wake up.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you're falling within the limits of the "average"... you're still average. Guess it's not high enough to get morning wood.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actually I meant the upper end of the "reference values". idk what's average, probably worse since we live in the current year.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post the number. This is now twice you've tried to change what you've said... let's start with a tangible number value that you've already obtained possession of.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said "upper range of "normal" originally.
                That's literally the exact same thing as "upper end of the reference values". And no, I don't carry my medical paperwork from 2 years ago with me at all times.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you have average t levels. Simple as. Must suck to not remember your own health statistics when trying to make claims on the internet.
                >upper average = still average
                >above average > average
                >below average < average

                That should help you, my British homie

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a guy with the highest test levels in the world is also "above average", genius. there is no upper limit to above average.
                being at the upper end of the reference range is also being above average, so I didn't change shit.
                if I wanted to lie I'd just make up a high number.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your reference number falls within the "average limit" quit fooling yourself. Your 600 t level is good, but it is still average.
                >you never gave a number, you only said "I'm in the upper limit of the average" (still average, see previous post)

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll be 21 soon. I get it literally every morning and I have to wait for it go down so I can piss

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >day off
    >check clock 7:45 AM
    >dick is bending upwards i’m that hard
    >nod off
    >check clock 9:30 something AM
    >dick still like a fricking door nail and it’s sore now from being hard that long, or me rolling over it in my sleep idk
    >blow a fat load all over my stomach (optional: all over girl’s stomach)
    >can finally go about my day off
    every goddamn time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lack of medieval depictions of morning wood makes me think it's caused by microplastics and an adverse effect with hormones while going through rem cycles/waking up.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat what tastes good that's your body telling you nutrients are low. Lift a lot and sleep a lot easy.

    Most people don't eat enough butter that shit along with actually buying enough protein made my bmr 1000 calories or so higher.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't French people known for being tall before like 700 thousand of them died to the napoleon wars?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The average French peasant found gains in snails and shitty ass fish

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get boners at night but rarely wake up with a full stiffy. I do "everything right" except i smoke a couple cigs a day. Good cardio though. Ive never had a wet dream. I can be adequately horny to bust multiple times a day. Maybe im just low test lol

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't drink enough water
    >doesn't do endurance cardio
    >wonders why his dick stopped working

    Literally the most basic biology, there is no coping, there is no excuse.
    Hydration maintains plasma levels, endurance exercise maintains cardiovascular system.
    Both are needed to maintain pressure enough to maintain erections.

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