I'm really not trying to bully here, but how the frick can someone 29-30 years old look like this? Even if they specifically set out to look as terrible as possible? This is not some crazy capture here, this is a random, neutral stance, go check it for yourself. Look at those forehead lines, lines under the eyes, gigantic jowls. I'm the latter part of 30s and it is almost unimaginable to me that this guy is younger than me. The only thing I've noticed is losing a little bit of facial volume and freshness, and slight jowl lines in some lights. I fully expect when I hit my mid 40s to get these sort of things and then my 50s might be as pronounced as he is.
Whatever the frick he has done and/or is doing, keep away from it. How someone could end up looking like this, it's genuinely like a masterclass of bad lifestyle choices. I assume roids played a big part but he claims to have been off them for a while now. So I really don't know. There are heroin addicts far older than him that don't have that shit.
Post his stack
Testosterone Enanthate - 120mg/Week, EOD
Anti-Aging Vita Gel
Tamoxifen Gel (Topical SERM)
Tadalafil (20mg split into 4x5mg, sublingual)
Semaglutide (GLP-1 Agonist, appetite suppresion, generic for cost reduction)
Ezetimibe (10mg, cholesterol management)
Topical Finasteride, Minoxidil and Tretinoin Combo Foam (Hair care)
Topical Dutasteride
Telmisartan (Angiotensin receptor blocker)
Finasteride 1mg
Ipamorelin + Tesamorelin Compounded (GH precursors)
Selank & Semax (to be used) (Learning, Skill Aquisition, Quality of life)
Multivitamin
Vitamin D3 + K2
Gorilla Mind Smooth (6 capsules within 30 min of waking up)
Taurine (couple times a day)
Vitamin C (doubtful if he needs it, but takes it to be careful)
Metformin (500 mg, 2x/day)
Glucose disposal agent (= berberine + hydroxypropyl beta cyclodextrin), used intermittently
Carnitine (usually injects 1 ml an hour before going to the gym) – alternatively, Gorilla Mode AR if in a rush
Curcumin (500-1000 mg, 1x/day)
Astragalus root extract (4500 mg/day)
Citrus bergamot (500 mg, 3x/day; Derek recommends taking at least 1000 mg/day)
Ubiquinol (200 mg, 1x/day; will up it to 400 mg soon) — do NOT take CoQ10
Gorilla Dream
Betaine HCL Pepsin (used intermittently)
Cortisol blocker (used intermittently)
Progesterone (8 mg before bed; will up the dose; not recommended for naturals)
N-Acetyl L-Cysteine (NAC) (1000 mg, 1x/day)
this is still just the craziest thing ever to me. Mental that he takes all this shit. Is this verifiable? When did he post this shit
why the frick would you put tretinoin on your scalp?
increases absorption of minoxidil
No wonder he looks like shit. Pushing all those chemicals through your body probably aged him 10 years.
homie is a walking cvs
with those calves???
is he moronic?
all of that and no HGH? just shitty gh precursors?
kek
I wonder what color his piss is
Blue
>taking metformin and berberine when you don't have diabetes
Goodbye mitochondrial function
Dont that helps preserve the cells function for longer?
Doctor Sinclair is a proponent of taking metformin for slowing age.
please does anybody knows the response to this q
homie just fast, caloric deficit and do some exercise and you live very long life
>homie just fast
but Im slow homie
Source for where he lists all this?
Also what are the (real and alleged) effects of each?
>Minoxidil
There are many anecdotes of people getting their shit FRICKED UP by minoxidil. Especially r/minoxbeards because they breathe it in and get even more of it in their bloodstream
I used that on my head I think it just made my hair fall even harder lmfao also pimples. Shit sucked ass but I was young and self-conscious. Don't you EVER use any drug or prduct out of self-consciousness for real you are not fixing shit and only feeding into your insecurities, just do what you can naturally do don't fricking do drugs or put weird shit on your head and you will be in a much better place mentally and physically. My genuine advice.
Good advice
hair falling out is actually normal and meant it was working as far as hair regrowth was concerned. after a couple of months you would've made gains.
minoxidil was originally used as a last resort bp med for people who couldn't get there bp under control after pumping the whole pharmacy into them.
>Especially r/minoxbeards
whatever bro, growing a beautiful beard over here.
Y tho
Do your fricking bones leak or something
>Gorilla Mind Smooth
multiple organ failure maxxing
Post face. I bet you look way older than you think
go away, Derek. I’m a 33 year old alcoholic and you look like chewed bubblegum lmao
imagine if I didn’t drink bros I’d be mogging well into my 50s
Dude, we can clearly see your forehead wrinkles, you're just not expressing. Look at those dark fricking bags under your eyes, no wonder you used a pic where you're laying down getting help from gravity. Plus with that massive fricking israelite nose you shouldn't be talking shit about anyones face. homie you got a penis between your eyes.
>tldr
>Don't be a judgmental homosexual.
I'm OP, that's not me. As I said I'm in the latter parts of my 30s while that guy is 33. But that's all normal, people shouldn't have clear and strong wrinkles visible at all times when they're in their 30s and generally not 40s. There are plenty of 50s people without wrinkles all over their forehead like that. I mean who even has wrinkles like that on their forehead all the time.
I think the forehead wrinkles are the easiest to explain
>steroids increase the strength of muscle contractions
>forehead wrinkles are caused by facial expressions
>lifting heavily intensely is often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions
I can see the forehead wrinkles. Even the jowls. Pulling faces while lifting on roids will cause that. The rest I don’t get
>I mean who even has wrinkles like that on their forehead all the time
I'm who
Why are you seething so much at some random dude?
Why is he seething so much at a literal who? Was giving him a dose of his own medicine. Don't be so eager to shit on people unless you want to get shat on. Why are you so eager to simp for that israelitefaced prick?
I wasn’t even the OP, Derek. Get a hold of yourself, man.
wrong
Can’t win em all bro
Sorry man you have israelite nose. You have a good bit of israelite in you. Probably grandparents or further back because you don't have a sloped forehead. You could still be counted as an Aryan. Some facts to know. israelites usually leave children born with a Goy. israelites are usually abusive or cheat on Goy partners. israelites have a poor tolerance to grain alcohols and quickly become addicted. israelites have a higher rate of lactose intolerance. Did you have a grand parent or great grandparent these behaviors apply to.
As far as I know my ancestors are from the Carpathian Mountains of Ukraine, and after a quick google search it looks like israelites settled there in the 15th century.
Frick.
They were carpatho rusyns
From appearances you would be a 4th class israelite. 4th classes get to be servants, but get no perks and don't get to be in the synagogue unless they marry a 3rd class israelite. 3rd class israelites get to be in the synagogue and are often raised in it and get some perks related to that such as better schools and career opportunities, but are rarely rabbis and do not get to learn from the Kabbalah and other secret text. 2nd class israelites are not required to work and are gifted with many opportunities and get to know many inner secrets. They often hold many important offices in many countries and are at the heads of many organizations and companies, but they do not run the israeli operations and have little say in what the operations next steps will be. The 1st class israelites are at the head of the israeli operations. They are the first born direct descendants, at least they claim, of the founding tribes of Israel. They have an almost absolute authority over israelites, using 2nd class israelites as their direct servants. Being 4th class israelite the main benefits you will see is the israelites will not try to frick you over for merely existing. You are allowed to make a comfortable living and live however you like so long as you are never in opposition. If you are a Goy like I am unfortunately every israelite has free range to try to kill you or frick you over in any way.
based educated scholar
do you believe in the goyslop theory?
Goyslop is very complicated. You have to break it down on a case by case basis. For example McDonalds isn't that bad. High in calories, but is edible. Cereals that are pretty much pure sugar is poison and should never be eaten. Soda is bad for you, but if you drink soda with a meal it isn't that bad just high in calories. The worse shit for you is actually going to be found in fruits and veggies. Fruit is sprayed with literal poison. Vegetables absorb a lot of dangerous chemicals from the soil and fertilizers. I can't even find an onion anymore that isn't bright green from ammonia. I eat eggs, dairy, meat, and rice mainly. Don't be super scared about fast food be more worried about the packaged shit at the grocery store.
very interesting read, thanks
Hope you are joking. Fruit and vegetables are critical to aging well while fast foods are scientifically proven to age you. Meat is crammed full of hormones and farm animal medicines these days, it also has nasty pathogens and cancer or shit like CjD always has the potential of happening when eating meat. Pesticides don't disappear when you put them in fast food, they are still in the vegetables.
I am going to blow your mind here. McDonald's runs the best wide scale farming operation in the world. The quality control is amazing. Most fast food chains copy the formula and have similar quality. One chain notorious for shit quality control is Subway though so they can't all be winner. You should watch some stuff about how these companies actually grow and handle food. They are the gold standard that no grocery store ever comes close to. Vegetables and Fruits do have a lot of health benefits, but are sprayed with literal poisons and vegetables will absorb environmental toxins. If you actually want good nutrition though you should grow your own berries. berries don't absorb a lot of toxins, can be harvested pretty soon after being planted like vegetables, and are far more nutritious than any vegetable or fruit. Fast food isn't great for you, but it isn't literal poison. The most benefits to aging well come from eating plenty of collagen and not being nutrient deprived.
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
opinion on coke zero?
Worst shit in the world to drink. Anything with Aspartame is. You are drinking embalming fluid. Formaldehyde. In about 20-30 years you will get every type of cancer imaginable.
it's ok. Won't ruin your macros like regular coke. Just don't abuse it.
>Sorry man you have israelite nose
What is with anons and thinking anything but an absolutely perfectly straight nose is a israelite.
I guess George Washington is a israelite too because he doesn't have a perfect straight nose right?
It's moronic.
I mean was he? He's got the curve
His looks a bit different. Washington was quite an old man so a hooked nose isn't a good point of measure. His nose also looks like it has been broken. He also doesn't have a sloped forehead. l'd say it would be a low chance of George Washington being a israelite, but without photographs it is hard to say.
Some white people have Roman noses. Pic related, Irish actress
Looks pretty roman and also maybe broken once. Washington was a bit of a drunken brawler in his younger years so I wouldn't be surprised. As you get older your nose dose get longer and can develop a hook. You can clearly tell with her nose the tip curves up and points up. Ears can also be a give away. It is a pretty common trait to have pointed ears.
I'm 21, never broken my nose, zero percent israelite and my nose is totally curved
You are a moronic schizo and your theory is a dud
What’s funny is it’s literally called a Roman style nose
>this is your brain on /misc/
This is my nose profile and im not israeli, you mad?
The other guy had a bridge, common in white people and even Nordids
You have a straight up israelite beak. High facial angle too.
You are semitic
I'm not simping. You're simping for Derek you jealous nerd lol
Holy shit its really him
Tbh you look like a bubblegum golem that spent two minutes too long in the microwave before getting thrown down some stairs.
Also like how you slid those bottle glasses back like you're slick or something. Lmao.
You’re so MAD, Derek
I’ll take it
You think your being clever but really you're a gay.
This is me, not Derek you schizotard. Define alcoholic. Bet you're a pussy lightweight.
so youre some s oyboy numale cuck?
Those glasses are straight out of communist Ukraine
i really hope you're a woman, if not, kys immediately
looks pretty good for a 33 alcoholic, but you kind of look like a new fantasy race, like an elven dwarf mix
Damn youd be a 10 if not for the nose
The frick is that nose!?
somehow your face looks really frickin fat
DSL
post profile
Bruh wtf's up with your nose? Is it from the alcoholism? Other than that you look fine
could be what they call "gin blossoms". some alkies get red swelled noses because of that
To be fair you’re gay and full of estrogen. Testosterone is hell on the face.
Your nose is so big that israeli people make fun of it.
And your glasses are so thick that black men want to frick it
Getting that big old alcoholic nose I see.
>coke bottle glasses
Dropped, 0/10 eye beta.
>omg I’m not trying to bully anyone but look how ugly this other man who is far more successful than I am is
>I’ll post my face, here’s a photo with my glasses off my face and my head turned slightly to catch my best possible angle
You are extremely insecure
>fat, estrogenic israelite
Derek looks like a man, if I saw you in the street I would assume you were a woman taking hormones
Wait until you are 37 lol
>all of these replies shitting on you
>none of them post face either
yeah im thinking mogged.
Not pic anon but yea it’s a safe bet that he’s way more attractive than all the seething anons
He was pretty badly aged already when he started YouTube. Gear and Accutane made things even worse.
He hasn't aged to well but in his defense, he is making a face in that pic.
Scrunching his forehead and pushing up his cheek muscles that forms lines.
>he is making a face in that pic.
He literally isn't, as I said.
I am 28 and look more like a college kid than I did when I was in college. Is it just luck?
My parents are both pushing 60 and look closer to 50 as well
Delusion
everything that makes you grow a lot of muscle also makes you die quicker.
The more you eat, the quicker you die
Can we get a non hysterical/sneething reply here? I’m genuinely curious. Exaggerated facial expressions while lifting can cause lines, but the eye bags are something else. Just bad genes? I think Derek gets too much hate for what it’s worth. But some roiders look younger than their age see picrelated
>But some roiders look younger than their age see picrelated
Derek's stack when he started lifting was "whatever anonymous posters on bodybuilding.com forums tell me to take" as opposed to the Hollywood stack of "whatever qualified physicians tell me to take"
>but the eye bags are something else
They vary with genetics
Some people have baggy eyes even as kids
Looks 28 to me. What's the problem?
Getting off of roids can be very hard on your body. Especially if you do it wrong. Also his nutrition is probably really bad.
the only rights women deserve is the right to getting raped
If some anonymous person raped her and hit her face and breasts hard she would learn fast.
I almost feel like this kind of phenomenon occurs because women are treated too well. They want to be perved on, harassed and so on and to have to fight it off - sometimes succeeding, sometimes not. It's their biology. So they start to see stuff like it happening, like a mirage. Completely serious about this.
This is what happens when you eat Tren and "muh Magic Spoon™" every morning for breakfast
it's like he only does arm isolations and the rest of his body is just "ripped" from the roids. mayne if he trained more his torso it wouldn't look so contorted when flexing
He just has terrible insertions
yes but i feel like especially with abs and chest a soft flex looks better than full flex because it starts to expose the shitty insertions
This gave me a weird craving for bubble gum. Also, checked
That's hell of aggressive nips
dat abdominal worm, looks unreal
Impressive digits
Casual quads
He seems like a smart guy. How did he frick up so bad?
>He seems like a smart guy. How did he frick up so bad?
Probably chasing pussy to the worlds end, he was into PUA. Wouldn't be surprised if that drove a lot of his decision making - just look at the name of the channel
I keep getting commercials for magic spoon. Might have tried em if they were tvso expensive.
Derek is just an ugly low tier guy who tried really hard to ascend. Why do you think he was so drawn to looksmaxx and PUA and roids and shit? Hes a beta perma-online childhood "gifted kid" canadian numale and honestly considering his upbringing, he fricking made it. For how big of a israelite shill he is, I cant bring myself to hate him because I see myself in him. And I think thats why most of you hate him because hes what you could be if you applied your autism to the unrelenting pursuit of self improooooovement. He made it to the endgame. Successful, hot (relative to him) GF, pseudo celeb status (homie was on Joe rogan). And it couldve been you if you tried harder. His genetics are no better than yours. Thats why you seethe.
Some of you really are just dumb sub 80iq losers though and are never gonna make it no matter what and I dont consider you human.
hes had a stroke, his lip droops while he talks
roid trannies its not looking so good out here
he didn’t have a stroke, he got knocked out and beat on and it broke his eye socket
isn't it obvious he's an addict? he claims not to "blast" but he's on like 30 compounds and calls it TRT because he's not taking tren or anavar.
It's nice of him to try to educate young dudes to prevent them from making his mistakes though. shitty he's trying to monetize his notoriety by shilling trash supps though.
My 32yo brother looks way younger than Derek in fact he looks early 20s
But he is also low test,he had It tested,told me It was below 200.
So low test= looking young
Most people look like this or worse into their 30s. Go outside Black person
She has a 38 year old face and a 10 year old body
I don't like Derek but you act like a woman. A man shouldn't give a frick about how old another man looks. Wtf happened to fit?
>A man shouldn't give a frick about how old another man looks
What planet have you been living on? IST is all about posting body to prove that the shit you're preaching works. Looking like a 40-year-old at 28 is a bad sign
He's fat and has been using gear for very long.
>I assume roids played a big part but he claims to have been off them for a while now. S
no he cruises on "TRT". he's on like 150mg/week but the average male does not need TRT for fitness/lifestyle at 29y.o. TRT definitely ages you and makes sense to start after around 45y.o. *if* needed but TRT in your 20s isn't needed by 95%+ of males to have a normal, healthy physique.
Did tiny trip ever post his face?
yes a ton of times
Minoxidil drain his collagen from his face
roids age you
He looks a few years older not drastically. I'd guess like 35, if he's around 30 thats not too bad
That's what happens when you perpetually hold your eyebrows in an "am i okay?" position
I hate this fricking moron. Every time I see his moron face i want to punch it
we posting dereks?
I look worse than this, probably due to constant stress and not looking after my body for a decade. This guy doesn't even have any white hairs.
the beard makes him look even older
i cant take someone who is business partners with mike cernovich seriously
he’s not a handsome man, did accutane when he was younger which dried out his skin and collagen, and seems to hold a ton of fat on his face compared to similar people with his bodyfat.
Roids are a hell of a drug
>we're here right in front of the mirror
Yeah I'm not surprised, that's where you find them most of the time.
IS it true that Derek is a scammer that sells bunk supplements?
Ok post a picture of yourself at 30.
he used to do all sorts of homebrewed or chinky roids man. you can’t undo some types of damage to yoir body, you just can’t.
I had a dream Derek and Greg Douchette made some click-bait video where they went to some teenage girl's house to shame her for trying to steal their gifts. It turns out the girl was just trying to do a joke and they took it seriously. They instead just went to her like spare room, didn't leave, and didn't do anything. Derek then went to sleep for hours (because he has sleep apnea). Then when he woke up they left, with Derek leaving his book. His book being stolen from a public library as well. The book is some series of simple statements rather than much of a how to for anything.
I have no clue where else to post this, just wanted to point this out.
He roids and is clueless about nutrition. A midwit who has deluded himself into thinking he's some sort of guru because he's watched a lot of youtube videos and has millions of dyels look up to him. He's IST personfied. Reminds me of the carb-addicts who go on angry rants about "balanced diet" in any carnivore thread without no self-awareness for his own health problems and terrible ageing.
I just can't stand the guy. He looks like fricking shit and if you're a young guy new to lifting you should ignore what he has to say about anything. There is no holy grail way to use roids sustainably and healthily. Supplements aren't needed if your diet is good. Modern foods are always bad for you.
are you insane? some people just look like that
He looks 50. No one should look like that. He's a walking warning side for steroids and terrible diets.
He looks old and a little rough. Not terrible. Most likely he has taken too much steroids and too many supplements which put stress on his body. The idea of enhancing is fine, just that he took it too far piling more and more random shit on himself.
whiteoid genetics
you sound like a homosexual