Hey want want to throw a baseball around? >Nah I'm afraid I'll become derrick jeeter
Hey man want to watch a movie? >Nah I'm afraid I'll become siskel and ebert
Literally everyone told me that, and tried to discourage me from lifting because “ummm anon women arent attracted to really buff guys” and “anon you will die before 35”, you know just by being natty and working out five times a week
After six months I look like above average strength teenage lesbian. Wish it was that easy
It's almost always cope and the people who say it are never dedicated enough in their home workouts to actually make any improvement. There's nothing wrong with working out at home, I love that shit, but there's something about that specific excuse that rubs me wrong. It's something like, "My ego is incapable of being seen as weak, so I will stay weak promising future improvement with no change in behavior".
>My ego is incapable of being seen as weak, so I will stay weak promising future improvement with no change in behavior"
Literally me for years. You just have to accept that you are weak and look like shit, and are not fooling anyone by not even trying
I've been dedicated to my home gym for almost 2 years now. I just didn't go to a commercial gym because I didn't see no point in traveling to the gym and paying all the extra money when I can workout at home.
>want to lose weight first so I don't embarrass myself the first time at the gym >I'm a virgin >I still live in my parents basement
These were my excuses. I decided that these were never going to happen so I went to the gym. >I don't have a job and I don't have any income
This was valid excuse but now I have a job and some disposable income.
I hope you are the same as the everyday every day guy. If so then thank you for your autistic dedication. I dont have these same longings as you but im glad you stick to it.
This.
Also >I'm sick
Gf and I have been sick for a week. I work out everyday and feel back to 85% normal and not dead. She hasn't done any workouts, barely made it through 3 work days and has slept +5hr more and is still having more symptoms than me. And her excuses?
I don't know cuz I don't ask or care.
AND THE TOP ANSWER WAS: >I dont have enough time
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE? They have enough time to spend hours on their phones but no time for exercise.
>I can't be 100% sure of how much I'm lifting because I have to take into consideration the difference in latitude and atmospheric pressure between different areas of the gym, as well as worn-out/chipped discs being lighter, or dirty discs being heavier
>I don't want to get too big >I'm too busy to workout >It's bad for the heart >What's the point of working out if it's all about the face? >It's too expensive >I don't have the genetics to lift
It depends on the job. At one job I had to shovel rocks into a bag then lay the bag on a pallet and stack them until they were 5 feet high. I got pretty big and my arms were wide as hell.
I'm short and I'd rather look like astolfo. I'd be much higher up the food chain in the world.
But it's basically impossible for me to look like that, so I try to look like vegeta instead
>loose skin >everything they cry about just happens to be shit they wouldn't experience for months
It baffles me that loose skin is something I have even heard fat people say they don't exercise because it couldn't happen like you are not even at the fricking starting line and b***hing about something you aren't close to achieving.
>there’s no point to work out since I’m in my late 20s and the only progress I would see would be due to steroids and I will age out of being able to build muscle in 5 years anyways
Paraphrasing from probably the most pathetic video I’ve ever seen. Can’t find it anymore but it was some stick thin currycel who uploaded a video called like “Incel blackpill” and it was just him whining for 10 minutes and making an excuse for every thing people have suggested for him. I wish I could find it again just to laugh at how pathetic he was.
>I knew someone who went to the gym 7 days a week and slipped a disc, I dont want to take the risk and anyway jogging is better for you but its too cold/too hot to jog right now and im a bit too fat to start so im going to go on walks but not right now, just dont have the time after work. Yeah I am watching what I eat nowadays, I really hate exercise but diets are easy *eats 3 doughnuts after lunch the next day* oh yeah its been a hard week but I'll get on the ball for new years, ive already applied for a year long membership to the gym, just to get me in the zone you know while im on the treadmill but for now ive got some weight loss pens in the fridge (they were expensive haha!) but ive not used them yet as Im unsure if I want to inject anything
Amalgamation of the conversations ive had (i never start these myself as a survival tactic) with my 400lb+ 5ft7 female coworker after the 14 months ive been there.
>I'll be too muscular
Hey want want to throw a baseball around?
>Nah I'm afraid I'll become derrick jeeter
Hey man want to watch a movie?
>Nah I'm afraid I'll become siskel and ebert
God if only it worked like that.
lmao
Literally everyone told me that, and tried to discourage me from lifting because “ummm anon women arent attracted to really buff guys” and “anon you will die before 35”, you know just by being natty and working out five times a week
After six months I look like above average strength teenage lesbian. Wish it was that easy
>I'll do it tomorrow
>I can't change the way a look
>I am fine without it
>It's too hard
>I don't have time
>I am not black
I have bad genetics anyway
>I DONT LIKE BEING SWEATY
>I’ll start next week
>I want to get in shape at home first so I don't embarrass myself the first time at the gym
what's the problem with that if you have a small home gym?
It's almost always cope and the people who say it are never dedicated enough in their home workouts to actually make any improvement. There's nothing wrong with working out at home, I love that shit, but there's something about that specific excuse that rubs me wrong. It's something like, "My ego is incapable of being seen as weak, so I will stay weak promising future improvement with no change in behavior".
>My ego is incapable of being seen as weak, so I will stay weak promising future improvement with no change in behavior"
Literally me for years. You just have to accept that you are weak and look like shit, and are not fooling anyone by not even trying
I've been dedicated to my home gym for almost 2 years now. I just didn't go to a commercial gym because I didn't see no point in traveling to the gym and paying all the extra money when I can workout at home.
>want to lose weight first so I don't embarrass myself the first time at the gym
>I'm a virgin
>I still live in my parents basement
These were my excuses. I decided that these were never going to happen so I went to the gym.
>I don't have a job and I don't have any income
This was valid excuse but now I have a job and some disposable income.
bingo
"Workout" is a noun.
I hope you are the same as the everyday every day guy. If so then thank you for your autistic dedication. I dont have these same longings as you but im glad you stick to it.
>my heel feels like it’s about to blister
>my period cramps
>I’m sore
That’s just my gf
Then normies
>don’t have time
>cant afford it
>it’s hard
The older and more fit I’ve gotten, the more I just fricking hate everyone and their sloth.
This.
Also
>I'm sick
Gf and I have been sick for a week. I work out everyday and feel back to 85% normal and not dead. She hasn't done any workouts, barely made it through 3 work days and has slept +5hr more and is still having more symptoms than me. And her excuses?
I don't know cuz I don't ask or care.
AND THE TOP ANSWER WAS:
>I dont have enough time
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE? They have enough time to spend hours on their phones but no time for exercise.
>I dont have enough time
You can always cut at least 1 hour from daily scrolling aimlessly YouTube.
>I can't be 100% sure of how much I'm lifting because I have to take into consideration the difference in latitude and atmospheric pressure between different areas of the gym, as well as worn-out/chipped discs being lighter, or dirty discs being heavier
Who the frick says this?
You
I had a 3 hour anal sex session last night and my butthole is a tad sore.
>If you go to the gym you support fat shaming
Oh wait, that's a reason people DO go to the gym, my bad
>Face is all the matters
NEKKED GRAMPAW!
>I'll do it tomorrow
The eternal excuse. Tomorrow never comes.
>I don't want to get too big
>I'm too busy to workout
>It's bad for the heart
>What's the point of working out if it's all about the face?
>It's too expensive
>I don't have the genetics to lift
lifting is expensive to be fair, i'm pretty sure i'm spending as much on protein as i was on booze when i was an alcoholic
Why are you buying so much protein
because i'm a big man and i need lots of protein otherwise i'll remain a dyel forever
of course
based
I hope that protein is in the form of high quality meat
>lifting is expensive to be fair
That's a new excuse ya got there.
Calisthenics Exist homosexual.
>i work a manual labor job
It depends on the job. At one job I had to shovel rocks into a bag then lay the bag on a pallet and stack them until they were 5 feet high. I got pretty big and my arms were wide as hell.
I'm short and I'd rather look like astolfo. I'd be much higher up the food chain in the world.
But it's basically impossible for me to look like that, so I try to look like vegeta instead
>next year,I'll make a change
>too busy man
>I dont have the genetics it wouldnt do anything
>I'll be more busted when I'm old so not worth it
> I’m a Russian slave-conscript and they only feed me 700 kCals / day
>'I dont have time'
>*proceeds to browse social media an average of 4h/day*
>is that the vernal equinox?
>if I lose too much weight I’ll have loose skin
>loose skin
>everything they cry about just happens to be shit they wouldn't experience for months
It baffles me that loose skin is something I have even heard fat people say they don't exercise because it couldn't happen like you are not even at the fricking starting line and b***hing about something you aren't close to achieving.
>there’s no point to work out since I’m in my late 20s and the only progress I would see would be due to steroids and I will age out of being able to build muscle in 5 years anyways
Paraphrasing from probably the most pathetic video I’ve ever seen. Can’t find it anymore but it was some stick thin currycel who uploaded a video called like “Incel blackpill” and it was just him whining for 10 minutes and making an excuse for every thing people have suggested for him. I wish I could find it again just to laugh at how pathetic he was.
>Don't want to hurt my back lifting those heavy weights
>I'm browsing IST right now
>I wouldn't look good all muscly
>I'll too lazy
>mom said lifting weights stunts growth
>I slipped my disc
get over it homosexual, take some paracetamol
>Me sleepy
Anything
Exercising makes my joints hurt after.
>girls don't care about it
>It's my rest day!
Well, IST?
Did you just want (You)s cause this is no different than OPs post?
>just workout bro!
>working out and being strong will make you look go-
There are no excuses. That's why I go lift.
>I-im bulking haha
>I knew someone who went to the gym 7 days a week and slipped a disc, I dont want to take the risk and anyway jogging is better for you but its too cold/too hot to jog right now and im a bit too fat to start so im going to go on walks but not right now, just dont have the time after work. Yeah I am watching what I eat nowadays, I really hate exercise but diets are easy *eats 3 doughnuts after lunch the next day* oh yeah its been a hard week but I'll get on the ball for new years, ive already applied for a year long membership to the gym, just to get me in the zone you know while im on the treadmill but for now ive got some weight loss pens in the fridge (they were expensive haha!) but ive not used them yet as Im unsure if I want to inject anything
Amalgamation of the conversations ive had (i never start these myself as a survival tactic) with my 400lb+ 5ft7 female coworker after the 14 months ive been there.