I'm unhappy with the size of my balls? Posted on February 23, 2023 by Anonymous I'm unhappy with the size of my balls /r/fit How do I grow big balls?
same. im 27 and mine are probably the size of a large grape. its bad. i want big manly balls. like…HUGE, weighty, LEATHERY TESTES.
how can i achieve this
Inject tren straight in them
This. 20-30 minutes, 3 times a day.
Do you not have a job?
Does your job require you to be away 24 hours a day? What kind of cucked life do you have where you can't passively do something two to three times a day?
Look at this moron poster. He changed it to 2-3 from 3 because he's a moron.
You do know that you can ice your nuts while doing other shit, right? Right?
>GRRRR YOU MUST WORK 100 HOUR WEEKS LIKE ME I LIKE EATING COAL
Why are you so offended?
>everything written on the internet was written with the intent of being completely serious
Do you seriously think that I'm somehow offended at your post when I put
>I LIKE EATING COAL
at the end of my post? Fucking hell I'm supposed to be the autistic one here, not everything is completely serious bro
You are mad.
Ok now you're just projecting, calm down bro. What pissed you off today?
Me too bro. Me too
suppress your androgens so your balls grow bigger to try to compensate (side effect is you turn into a woman and lose your gainz)
6.25 mg enclomiphene every day
Is it prescription only? I'm seeing it available online but I can't tell if it's legit
Hold your pee for a couple days
And drink Pepsi obviously
My left ball mogs the right
It is 4x bigger, like a turkey hearth
It is a respectable ball
All my skill points went to my left ball
thats cancer hahaha had some guy in the military boasting about his fat balls, got real quiet once he got the diagnosis hahahah
You want small balls.
The higher your balls are, the bigger your fucking dick looks!
Police radar has been proven to cause testicular cancer (this is why cops all have such big balls)
You could try getting a hernia. I knew a guy in hs who had a sac the size of a baked potato until coach told him to stop bragging about it and go to the doctor. Turned out he had a loop of his brains down there.
Failing that castrate yourself and get oversized testicle prosthetics. Or have them add a third so you could feel extra manly having three testicles to breed more bitches with along with your unwiped asshole, BO and beer breath.