imagine getting mogged by half a man

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does he shit? How does he pee? How doea he grow muscles eithout testes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic bags, plastic bags and tubes, roids

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >asians can now say they have a bigger dick than a Black

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He only has to fricking train once a week because all he has are arms you stupid frick.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bro dont kill the crawler I need to pack a punch real quick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fast one, guys. Be careful.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better he got fit and capitalized on his awful existence than just giving up and watching tv until he dies.
    I can respect him. He puts his lululemons on one leg at a time just like the rest of us.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    at least he has 2 arms still

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We can rebuild him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They gave this guy the option to just die and he chose this. I don’t understand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are REALLY afraid of the never ending void.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        some people are life enjoyers unlike ISTners

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cripples who do their best are always inspirational

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Half a monkey*

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Geodude

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I too late to post the Geodude joke?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least he's only half black

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >half a man
    why u racist

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the poor bastard Brian Shaw tested his new invention on? If that's what the prototype does I don't even want to think about what the final version will be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is it called? The Black person Snapper 9000?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Someone asked him at the last Arnold festival. He said he's calling it "Larry's Wheel" then started maniacally laughing.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah? lets see his spin kicks

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is 1/2 of 3/5? Then I can accurately answer your question

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Geodude

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Geo dude

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of mogging if the result is getting preference from a woman while you have no dick?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what it's like for him that hes high test but no dick and balls. Is it just eternal suffering?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mogg him heightwise (not by much tho)

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >landmine press
    >not even once

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >won't get any belly fat
    >won't store any fat in his ass
    >doesn't require any leg days

    It's not really a fair comparison, but my dick is still bigger.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's unfair he has to work half as hard as me

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