>imagine thinking salad is healthy

>imagine thinking salad is healthy

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't add sauce or oil. It is that easy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is without dressing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just eat lettuce with salt and white vinegar. You can eat shitloads of it and you won't gain weight.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thats with dressing retart. you gotta do what i do. I just buy a bag of kale and occasionally shovel a handful into my mouth. extremely nutrient dense and makes me feel like a big herbivore like a moose or something 😀

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m eating a salad right now. It’s mostly octopus, with some cilantro, lime juice, salt and pepper, and some olive oil. It’s delicious and I don’t give a fuck if you think it’s unhealthy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should have cooked that fucking octopus brother.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course you cook it you barbarian. I cook the octopus for 15 minutes in a litre of home made chicken broth in my pressure cooker. Afterwards I use the broth for soup (it comes out purple and extra dank), and I chill the octopus in the fridge. Later I prepare the salad and eat it cold.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you use a pressure cooker anyway? An air fryer does most of what a pressure cooker does, but better. The pressure cooker would be good for soups though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In this case it cuts the cooking time down dramatically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah honestly I agree with this guy. Salad is so fun to eat. I think OP might be a piss soaked troglodyte.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody said it isn't fun, just stop pretending it's "healthy".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are so many variables to salad. Like a motherfucking potato could be healthy if you weren't turning it into french fries. you know what man I hate you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is literally nothing wrong with french fries.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              next i want you to look up the nutrition facts of a FUCKING KNUCKLE SANDWICH

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They're fried in seed oil and have shit protein.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with some seaweed salad in the mix with that, that'd be damn tasty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice idea, gonna try that next time.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vegetables don't have cholesterol, so this "salad" has meat or dairy of some sort

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It has beef, cheese, and sour cream.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        look bro don't even know what a salad is. he just found out today

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most popular salads have over 1,200 Calories. The one in the OP is at the very low end of unhealthy.

          https://www.eatthis.com/unhealthiest-salads/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Woooow there are unhealthy options when it comes to a popular kind of food.. who would have fucking thought.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What shit salads are you eating? Literally can make a full ass plate with better macros and less calories at home.

    200g Chicken Breast @ 330kcal
    2" cube of feta crumbled @ 140kcal
    4 Cups of Spring Mix @ 40kcal
    8 kalameta olives @ 70kcal
    1 Roma Tomato @ 22kcal
    Some sliced red onion @ idk fucking 20kcal or some shit
    4tbsp of my preferred no cal no fat italian dressing

    622kcal
    77g Protein
    20g Carbs
    9g Fiber
    6g Sugar
    24g Fat

    Stop being a fatass OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we should kill him shouldn't we?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More like 390 Calories for just the chicken alone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have autism OP?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It depends on how you cook it, whether you keep the skin, etc. It's not one number like you think it is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yup just like the number of calories depends on how you make the whole salad retard. It's not one number like you think it is.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are you trying to convince me or yourself?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                seems you're pretty dug in on writing off an entire kind of food as unhealthy. so at this point I'm only trying to convince myself that consuming bath salts and eating your face clean off might be just as good as a salad right now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the person you replied to, and I'm talking skinless breasts with quite literally a 1/4 second spray of that avocado oil then bake that shit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let me see the ingredients.
    How much HFCS is in it?

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