>improves your cut immeasurably

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *destroys your gut bacteria*
    *accelerates altimeters*

    nothin personnel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay detect. Enjoy your sips op. No calories, no problems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Source: anon's ass

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >better in every way in your path

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >being homosexual in 2022
      NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking energy drinks past the age of 16

      Its like you want to be a child forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Retard you're not even supposed to consume caffeine under the age of 16 aka the stage where you're still heavily developing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Its like you want to be a child forever

        You mean youthful, with someone else providing for me, and worries not beyond my standing and performance at school? Yes, I want that. And to have /ss/ sex with my milf teachers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no you can't like things I don't like

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Green one is the best with Violet and Blue

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a skinny person drink these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      normal people have the dignity not to do it in public, I like my caffein addiction, but I wouldn't be caught dead chugging a monster outside the comforts of my own home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >caring what other people think

        I've never seen a skinny person drink these

        I drink them and I'm now skellymode.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my younger brother drinks a regular monster for breakfast every days and usually another one in the afternoon and he’s like 10% body fat and has abs despite never going to the gym in his life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And that anon has never seen him

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's IST with its monster threads again

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just do meth

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i had to quit sips bc they recently got rid of these from all my local stores. no but rlly i'll either have to make a 2hr drive to buy a pack or order them for 2x the usual price. i don't drink anything besides milk/water/tea with my inlaws anymore. i really loved the purple punch version but hell will freeze over the day i go out of my way to buy battery acid flavored poison

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Caffeine literally does nothing for me
    Yet I keep drinking it, I don't know why
    Doesn't make me feel alert, doesn't stop me from sleeping, I guess I just like the taste of sips and coffee so I keep drinking it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You likely built up some caffeine tolerance. Try not sipping for at least 2 weeks, worked for me.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NGMI

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like orange the best

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster is trash
    Get Reign instead, BCAAs, L-Arginine, better buzz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally non significant amounts of those ingredients. You got memed by marketing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sure thing buddy, how much they pay you at Monster for the constant astroturfing campaigns

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't tolerate facts you must be a shill

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine anyone actually thinking a drink they get at a gas station for 2 dollars has legitimate amounts of branched chain amino acids and Argentine in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nutrientmaxxing your energy drink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >BCAA

      Not a serious supplement for healthy individuals (aka who eat animal protein) since like a decade ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Plants contain all essential amino acids. There has never been a protein deficiency reported ever because its impossible on a diet sufficient in calories

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm spazzing off one of these right now. caffeine aggravates my schizophrenia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The rehab teas are pretty good.

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