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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I kill myself this summer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn 🙁

      Should I start rooting hookers regularly again?
      Thanks natty dear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meh

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am i a pussy for not approaching that 7/10 short stack that keeps miring me?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh natty deer, tell me, will I be better of after I break up with my current gf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "You're breaking up with me? Why?"

      "Natty deer said so."

      Hell yeah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guys will look at this post and say, "hell yeah."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I pass my level 3 exam on the first try?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she thinking about me at all?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great IST oracle of old, am i destined for greatness?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the oracle a homosexual?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I maintain these gains through the Summer?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I make a move on the cute girl at the library?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh natty deer, will I get past the stage of being a dyel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what? Is it going to take longer than I expect?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what? Is it going to take longer than I expect?

      I think the oracle predicts that you will become a power shitter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I took a 3kg shit yesterday.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I not?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is op a megahomosexual robobitch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP BTFO

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stay the course as is?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will my shoulder ever fully heal?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I meet and gf up the girl of my dreams before july?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fit by summer term

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I cut to 10% bf or just stay comfy at 15-20%?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should have listened more in school

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >15-20%
      >comfy
      Nothing comfy about being that fricking fat. 12-15% is easily maintained by not being a total pig

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I finally light a fire in my soul and get ripped?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are the events of the past few days gonna seriously frick up my life goals?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. I'm gonna have to get a real job and stop working out all day, shit.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I make it my mission to pay all my debt this week?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will we all make it natty

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is THIS the year I finally get a gf.???????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IS THIS THE YEAR I FINALLY GET A GF.??????????????

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        will we all make it natty

        it was foretold

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I just keep bulking for the rest of the year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OK, natty deer. I'll cut back on the cookies. But do I stay in a calorie surplus?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, I'll do more cardio on top of bulking. Natty deer, is this summer going to be good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Haha yeah. 1 in 100 I do that cardio. Is this summer going to be good, though?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's going to be great, right?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get a better job?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i wait for my mom to die before i kms

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Natty deer, should I continue cutting?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I talk to that one chick at the gym?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Natty Deer, is the girl from work flirting with me or just being nice

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i commit to it?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will my court date on Tuesday go my way?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have I already met the girl I'm gonna marry??

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i cut down to 175 or further?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I have it?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I get a girlfriend, natty deer?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone here but me a massive Black personwienersucking homosexual?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I gonna make it

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did they not want me there

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will i make it?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic totem WISHES he could be the same caliber of oracle as natty deer. Natty deer is a grand dragon wizard and sonic totem is nothing but a shitty street magician hack.

      It had to be said.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I get ice cream tonight?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get a better job by the end of the year?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I cut contact with him ?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I block that BPD b***h?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will my shopify make me a success?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I give up on the gym?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ..So I SHOULDN'T give up? I wasn't going to anyway, just hit a rut

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I gonna get with her

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I gonna fix my b***h mindset?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually not fat natty deer please answer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        last chance

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get fit and finally start my career in the next few months?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it all gunna be okay?

      damn.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it all gunna be okay?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So will it be better thank okay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      double damn. will it all be awful?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I be able to do a one arm pull-up this year?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I reach 12% bf before next year?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s gonna be in December isn’t it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So I’ll make it and bounce back into fatdom, great! How about next year, will I make it before, and maintain it through summer ‘25?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    am i ever gonna get my shit together

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I find a gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will anything ever happen between me and N

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol loser im rerolling for your sorry ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why? I've moved on already lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          clearly not if youre making such posts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just saw that person today after a long time and decided to roll for fun

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I eat my cum to prevent protein waste?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i block s before its too late

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I make it to 170 by July?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I going to ever talk to a doctor about getting diagnosed with ADHD?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I go back to college to study sociology?

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I come up with a billion dollar business idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of course I'm being too humble. 10 billion dollar idea it is

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go back to my old job? Its good cardio and I'm in a better place

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    threesome with some shy but horny teenagers

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I end up enlisting?

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I get a 357 revolver before the year is over?

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will i get loving gf who loves me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      consider me red pilled

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i go out for a cheeky late night walk?

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I finally kms?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah brother you're stuck here with the rest of us forever.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I fast for 100 hours starting now?

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can I do it?

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i frick S

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    time to unveil to her what a sexual freak i am?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rip

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get a girlfriend before I get old?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rerol.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I gonna make it?

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I have let my dog kill that possum?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reroll

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will i impregnate sh

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I noob gains into 1/2 this year? (I have a foot injury and can't squat or deadlift for the rest of the year)

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get a weeb cosplay gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If there is a chance, I will make it happen

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I get big breasts blond?

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I kill myself before the end of the year?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reroll

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get a bodacious blonde babe's big boobies in my face this year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please I promise not to beat her

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I fix her?

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh deer, will I get rid of my current back pain and actually be able to do ballet properly before September of this year?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't care. I'll ask again. I need a definitive answer.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I break into my old job and cut my throat open, leaving my body behind for my ex-friends to find?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I reach my goals before 2025?

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I try for the 7/10 Panera girl who likes me or stay in my relationship?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you sure here

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I lose 15lbs

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I frick her this year (2024)?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reroll

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rereoll

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if you weren't so desperate it'd be yes

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I complete all my sets tomorrow without a single failure?

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will going back to university this fall be successful?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True, I'm going to make it regardless.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will i make it?

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does my gf love me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will we have a thing this summer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But will it lead to anything real

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i need big titty gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rollen

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I start fasting?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      roll

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I look acceptable for my age group

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I cut another 10 lbs?
    Capcha: 0RAN

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wise sage do I really have to get a crappy job?

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I get maximal NEETbux?

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so I should just grind at mushrooms?

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I escape from skinny fat DYEL?

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I see her again and hold her while we talk about how much we love each other?

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is the last girl i dated the one for me?

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will i find her soon?

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get a job in two months?

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I hit 75kg by October?

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should i quit my job?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reroll

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reroll

      again to make sure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        okay gotcha, but for realz now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          okay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bro, im trying to cut rn

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              rolling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                bru u 4 real

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                last roll

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will she ever speak to me again

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I hop on a tren cycle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rollan

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go ahead and just do those things that I keep putting away for a later time?

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to start doing more cardio?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but if I start doing more cardio I will be overall much healthier???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, thank you oh great oracle.

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be honest, do I need to cut?

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I gonna have sex this friday, deer-san?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Will I use a condom?

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go to planet fitness with my friend?

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I write it?

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gmi?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ???

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does she still think about me?

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go buy the missing dumbbells?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rerolling

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you cereal?

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I make it

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I break up with the magical astrology she-Black person right now at this moment?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OK. Should I break up with the girl I'm seeing?

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great Natty dear, if I continue my diet, will I see progress soon?

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I reach my desired bodyfat % with losing only minimal muscle weight?

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I ever lose these 210lb weighing me down?

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great and wise natty deer, I will roll again in you wisdom. Will I reach my desired bodyfat % with only minimal muscle loss?

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever lie, Natty Deer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please do tell the truth this time; will I frick a girl this summer?

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was she lying about why she ended things?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is there any chance with her yet?

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I continue my carnivore diet?

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I cook some more today?

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will she come back?

  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she the one?

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she?!

  134. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I be 300lb ripped

  135. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I stay on SR until the end of summer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what? Should I break SR if it means I get to frick a hot girl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Humiliated by the IST oracle once again

  136. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get some pussy this year?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling to confirm. Will I have sex with a woman within the span of the current year (2024)?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Will I not have sex?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rerolling, same question as before. Will I not have sex?

  137. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I reach 150kg shredded?

  138. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid of talking to new people, especially women. Should I say frick it and go to this hangout spot at a library this week to try and get to meet girls and talk to them?

  139. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I find my Enkidu within the next three years?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FUUUUUUCK
      How the frick am I supposed to oppose the heavens alone? How will I kill the Bull of Heaven?
      Will I make it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/I1bRzBB.gif

      FUUUUUUCK
      How the frick am I supposed to oppose the heavens alone? How will I kill the Bull of Heaven?
      Will I make it?

  140. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Natty Deer, should I change my current lifting program?

  141. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is high intensity training superior to volume based training?

  142. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will pass my exam, not a question, I'm making a statement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

  143. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I ever get to 15%, natty deer?

  144. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh natty deer does jelquing work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin

  145. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I reach my goal by my 1 year mark?

  146. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I make it through AST A-school

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reroll because it does matter you moron venison frickhead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Give it to me straight homie, stop edging me

  147. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smash a?

  148. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will she come back again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn it. reroll

  149. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I finish my cut

  150. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    others? q2?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reroll

  151. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will she be less crazy if I just frick her on her period? I can't keep waking up to her arguing with me.

  152. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WILL I GET A TOMBOY GF WITH ABS, NATTY DEER?

  153. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will I ever get married?

  154. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I ever see the bruins win a stanley cup?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

  155. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will she text me on my birthday

  156. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh natty deer of gains, should I keep cutting to 12% body fat before bulking again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even the most knowledgeable need time to think. Rerolling.

  157. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this it? Is this my life?

    I've been thinking alot about it and I think it's time to leave. Should I proceed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's time to leave. I hope my mom understands it's not her fault.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let me roll for you again bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let me roll for you again bro.

        Damn. One mo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let me roll for you again bro.

        [...]
        Damn. One mo

        Damn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          His fate is sealed. Let him go.
          >Verification not required

  158. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will my foot be good as new

  159. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking about switching to a private barbell gym, should I?

  160. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I use kojic acid soap between my ass cheeks

  161. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy my cat a new toy?

  162. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get IST by 2025?

  163. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based natty deer, will I reach my weight goal before the end of the year?

    THANK YOU BASED NATTY DEER

  164. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does sh already hope I knock her up

  165. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i hit on hotter girls?

  166. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I do more calisthenics?

  167. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    roll

  168. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I cut contact?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with who?

  169. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did she get fricked by another guy since then?

  170. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is my wife in the future going to be IST?

  171. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did that chick at the diner want to frick

  172. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should i have sex with emmy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rerolling

  173. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I finally reach 13% body fat this month?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Will i reach it in 2 months?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3 months?

  174. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I make it as an actor?

  175. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great Natty Dear
    Will I Fricking Make It?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great Natty Dear
      Will I Fricking Make It?(Reroll)

  176. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will just laying off the heavy diddlys for a while be enough to rooon regularly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fug. Should I run an SS template again then?

  177. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Natty deer will I be comfortable in my own body and mind within the next year

  178. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I bulk until summer ends

  179. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I bulk until 180

  180. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I allow my BPD ex back into my life? Cut+fin obliterated my libido but I could do with the intimacy. Don't care much for the sex tbqh.

  181. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I decrease the volume of my work out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what?
      reroll

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't matter
        it's over for dyelcels

  182. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will i be able to do pain free pullups this year?

  183. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is moving the right choice

  184. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get over it?

  185. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will my mate succeed?

  186. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I lift today?

  187. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will my dad die by 2030?

  188. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I peak in July?

  189. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wil i have a gf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't matter, lift more

  190. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I leave my wife

  191. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will we frick within the month?

  192. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go full time as a plumber

  193. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will sh plan for me to knock her up within 2 weeks

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