In the military we get tested for steroids regularly, but there are plenty of jacked guys running around.

In the military we get tested for steroids regularly, but there are plenty of jacked guys running around. Some people seem to think it's impossible to get a good physique without steroids, those people are wrong.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just need patience and discipline, two things most people don't have, i mean i too get impatient sometimes, people aren't perfect.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are retarded if you think getting tested for roids proves anything

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that guy is clearly taking something, look at his skin. Do they test for SARMs?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol. There are plenty of guys using gear in the military, in fact depending on your branch it’s even encouraged and a blind eye is turned. They’ll only test if they’re given a reason to suspect beyond how you look, be sure they don’t actually want to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Oh no you're using steroids to compete with the Chinese soldiers who are all given mandated steroids! They just don't want any liability.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they really?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >positive steroid test
    >son you tested positive for steroids
    >good job putting the country above your personal health
    >You're a corporal now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ya OP is a fucking idiot. It's not a professional sports team. They aren't making money or keeping stats. It's the military, their job is to kill people. Special forces are pumped full of the best steroids known to man because most of them die by 30 anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If a SEAL doesn't die by 30, he is a demented turtle who dies at 40

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking retard. That guy is on roids and so are plenty of other guys in the military. 75th is known to have a lot of juiced up guys.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you supposed to get big in the military if you eat and sleep like shit all day

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marines literally get steroids delivered to their boat
    It's an open secret
    Don't be a retard and nobody cares

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What military have you joined, because I haven't been drug tested once.
    They don't care if you do drugs unless you're an addict.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they'll only pin you for roids
    if they hate your guts and want you out
    read : you have free will and a moral compass
    two big no-nos of the profession

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In the military we get tested for steroids regularly
    No you don't. The standard drug panel doesn't test for AAS. You'll know if you're getting tested for AAS because they'll ask for twice the amount of urine (required by DoD testing regs)
    >t. had OSI come after me for suspected roid use and had to read up on this stuff quick

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > in the military we get tested for steroids
    Only on paper. As long as you don't completely fuck yourself up with steroid abuse no one will give a single fuck and steroids are often even encouraged.
    It's an open secret.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In the military we get tested for steroids regularly
    No we don't, a tiny sample of people get tested once in a blue moon, and it's not a big deal if you fail anyway

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blasting and cruising only to get your legs and dick blown off Israel

    Do americans unironically see their golem army as heroes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knew plenty of guys in there who were on shit for sure. If you're a good Marine/soldier and you're good at your job and everyone at your unit and all your sgts like you, you're not gonna pop in a piss test.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > If you're a good Marine/soldier and you're good at your job and everyone at your unit and all your sgts like you
      That was the case for me and I still had military investigators try to compel me into taking a piss test (I said no and they dropped the case a few months later)
      In my case I ordered DNP to my on-base dorm. Probably not smart but I wasn't too worried because it's not a scheduled substance
      Turns out there was a FBI/DEA task force after the seller due to a few recent DNP deaths
      The task force contacted investigators at my base and asked them to get me to tell them how I paid the guy and turn over any communications we had
      The investigators were retarded and thought DNP was a type of AAS (they wrote "Steroids???" on one of their note pages)
      They interview people in my shop and ask if I have roid rage. Everyone says no but one guy says I make weird jokes sometimes
      The investigators note that I have financial issues because one time someone said "PB&J again?" when I was eating lunch and I said "I'm an E3, that's all I can afford."

      I figured this all out through a FOIA request months after everything ended

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm very drunk so it's hard to be specific
        But your story amused me very much
        Who the fuck takes DMP in the military?????

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soilder should be mentally mature rather then flexing ceps and taking photo thts what kids do
    >Smh american military truly is a joke

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roid acne, dressing up in camo

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