In the military we get tested for steroids regularly, but there are plenty of jacked guys running around.

In the military we get tested for steroids regularly, but there are plenty of jacked guys running around. Some people seem to think it's impossible to get a good physique without steroids, those people are wrong.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You just need patience and discipline, two things most people don't have, i mean i too get impatient sometimes, people aren't perfect.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you are moronic if you think getting tested for roids proves anything

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well that guy is clearly taking something, look at his skin. Do they test for SARMs?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol. There are plenty of guys using gear in the military, in fact depending on your branch it’s even encouraged and a blind eye is turned. They’ll only test if they’re given a reason to suspect beyond how you look, be sure they don’t actually want to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Oh no you're using steroids to compete with the Chinese soldiers who are all given mandated steroids! They just don't want any liability.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do they really?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >positive steroid test
    >son you tested positive for steroids
    >good job putting the country above your personal health
    >You're a corporal now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ya OP is a fricking idiot. It's not a professional sports team. They aren't making money or keeping stats. It's the military, their job is to kill people. Special forces are pumped full of the best steroids known to man because most of them die by 30 anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If a SEAL doesn't die by 30, he is a demented turtle who dies at 40

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking moron. That guy is on roids and so are plenty of other guys in the military. 75th is known to have a lot of juiced up guys.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How are you supposed to get big in the military if you eat and sleep like shit all day

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marines literally get steroids delivered to their boat
    It's an open secret
    Don't be a moron and nobody cares

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What military have you joined, because I haven't been drug tested once.
    They don't care if you do drugs unless you're an addict.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they'll only pin you for roids
    if they hate your guts and want you out
    read : you have free will and a moral compass
    two big no-nos of the profession

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >In the military we get tested for steroids regularly
    No you don't. The standard drug panel doesn't test for AAS. You'll know if you're getting tested for AAS because they'll ask for twice the amount of urine (required by DoD testing regs)
    >t. had OSI come after me for suspected roid use and had to read up on this stuff quick

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > in the military we get tested for steroids
    Only on paper. As long as you don't completely frick yourself up with steroid abuse no one will give a single frick and steroids are often even encouraged.
    It's an open secret.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >In the military we get tested for steroids regularly
    No we don't, a tiny sample of people get tested once in a blue moon, and it's not a big deal if you fail anyway

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blasting and cruising only to get your legs and dick blown off Israel

    Do americans unironically see their golem army as heroes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Knew plenty of guys in there who were on shit for sure. If you're a good Marine/soldier and you're good at your job and everyone at your unit and all your sgts like you, you're not gonna pop in a piss test.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > If you're a good Marine/soldier and you're good at your job and everyone at your unit and all your sgts like you
      That was the case for me and I still had military investigators try to compel me into taking a piss test (I said no and they dropped the case a few months later)
      In my case I ordered DNP to my on-base dorm. Probably not smart but I wasn't too worried because it's not a scheduled substance
      Turns out there was a FBI/DEA task force after the seller due to a few recent DNP deaths
      The task force contacted investigators at my base and asked them to get me to tell them how I paid the guy and turn over any communications we had
      The investigators were moronic and thought DNP was a type of AAS (they wrote "Steroids???" on one of their note pages)
      They interview people in my shop and ask if I have roid rage. Everyone says no but one guy says I make weird jokes sometimes
      The investigators note that I have financial issues because one time someone said "PB&J again?" when I was eating lunch and I said "I'm an E3, that's all I can afford."

      I figured this all out through a FOIA request months after everything ended

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm very drunk so it's hard to be specific
        But your story amused me very much
        Who the frick takes DMP in the military?????

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soilder should be mentally mature rather then flexing ceps and taking photo thts what kids do
    >Smh american military truly is a joke

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    roid acne, dressing up in camo

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