Counteract this by eating way too many nuts. When I bulk and add cheese and nut binges to my diet, my asshole weeps molten lava. One time I really overdid it (added kalamata olives on top) and I was shitting green for a few days due to what I assume is excess bile. Fun times.
Why are fucking americans like this? It's disgusting and you act like raping your intestines with nuts and diarrhoea isn't the worst thing you can do to your body
>Why are fucking americans like this?
Obsessed, I'm a slav.
Also I was being facetious, mostly. Just pointing out that you don't actually have to be constipated, just eat some amount of nuts and that will get things moving again.
Speaking of a cheese only diet, I lift for the day I can rape Ouro Kronii so violently in Minecraft that her chill and relaxing, but often annoyingly monotone voice develops the range of an opera singer. She screams and pleads for me not to inseminate her, but I will bust multiple massive loads in her vagoo. Not only that, I will then log into her account in Minecraft, where I will proceed to very alter the Bunkerroni in obvious but very slight ways that will trigger her OCD. While she is frantically trying to fix her Minecraft base to her satisfaction, I will then finally proceed to upload a video of her getting violated to Minecraft Pornhub with the title "WARDEN OF DICK OFACE CUMRAG CAN GO FOR AGES!" and forward it to every VTuber drama/ ""news"" channel and of course Cover Corp. Of course the video will be selectively edited to make it all look as though she's enjoying it (in reality she will enjoy it, but the amount of anxiety attached to the upsetting experience will cause her to appear as though she doesn't.) Finally I will hack Mojang and have EVERYONE WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT receive a FREE CAPE that has Ouro Kronii doing an aheago doublepeace while getting plowed by my massive, 2-block length cock. FINALLY I will marry Kronii because she is pregant with my child and had been complaining about other people getting pregnant ahead of her recently, as well as complaining about being single. I will then proceed to make cheese from her titty milk, and start eating a Kronii's tittymilkcheese-only diet, in order to become a massive GAINS GORILLA in Minecraft. Afterwards, Kronii will start nagging me for sex in her monotone voice again once in awhile in between lactations but I will be too busy lifting weights to oblige her. Then when she is least expecting it I will repeat the process again, muwahahahaah!
calcium supresses PTH, which improves thyroid function naturally, vitamin k2 being a quinone assists the electron transport chain and also improves bone mass, less tissue calcification
You will never sit on a toilet again
You won't be able to shit. Your bowels will be filled with cement.
Counteract this by eating way too many nuts. When I bulk and add cheese and nut binges to my diet, my asshole weeps molten lava. One time I really overdid it (added kalamata olives on top) and I was shitting green for a few days due to what I assume is excess bile. Fun times.
Why are fucking americans like this? It's disgusting and you act like raping your intestines with nuts and diarrhoea isn't the worst thing you can do to your body
Because it isn't?
>Why are fucking americans like this?
Obsessed, I'm a slav.
Also I was being facetious, mostly. Just pointing out that you don't actually have to be constipated, just eat some amount of nuts and that will get things moving again.
You'll not have any carbs to fuel your brain which will make you retarded.
>You'll not have any carbs to fuel your brain which will make you retarded.
No. You need vitamin c.
if you don't mind scurvy then yes
Speaking of a cheese only diet, I lift for the day I can rape Ouro Kronii so violently in Minecraft that her chill and relaxing, but often annoyingly monotone voice develops the range of an opera singer. She screams and pleads for me not to inseminate her, but I will bust multiple massive loads in her vagoo. Not only that, I will then log into her account in Minecraft, where I will proceed to very alter the Bunkerroni in obvious but very slight ways that will trigger her OCD. While she is frantically trying to fix her Minecraft base to her satisfaction, I will then finally proceed to upload a video of her getting violated to Minecraft Pornhub with the title "WARDEN OF DICK OFACE CUMRAG CAN GO FOR AGES!" and forward it to every VTuber drama/ ""news"" channel and of course Cover Corp. Of course the video will be selectively edited to make it all look as though she's enjoying it (in reality she will enjoy it, but the amount of anxiety attached to the upsetting experience will cause her to appear as though she doesn't.) Finally I will hack Mojang and have EVERYONE WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT receive a FREE CAPE that has Ouro Kronii doing an aheago doublepeace while getting plowed by my massive, 2-block length cock. FINALLY I will marry Kronii because she is pregant with my child and had been complaining about other people getting pregnant ahead of her recently, as well as complaining about being single. I will then proceed to make cheese from her titty milk, and start eating a Kronii's tittymilkcheese-only diet, in order to become a massive GAINS GORILLA in Minecraft. Afterwards, Kronii will start nagging me for sex in her monotone voice again once in awhile in between lactations but I will be too busy lifting weights to oblige her. Then when she is least expecting it I will repeat the process again, muwahahahaah!
add in fruit and it's solid
>cheese only diet
Why would you even want to do this?
calcium supresses PTH, which improves thyroid function naturally, vitamin k2 being a quinone assists the electron transport chain and also improves bone mass, less tissue calcification
Milk only diets have been shown to be therapeutic up to a month, but you'll run out of iron after that.
Can you eat cheese on a cut? Recently i got addicted to brie and bacon sandwiches
Fuck no, should be one of the first things you cut out.
Damn. Gotta get addicted to something else now.
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