Is a cheese only diet doable?

Is a cheese only diet doable?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will never sit on a toilet again

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You won't be able to shit. Your bowels will be filled with cement.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Counteract this by eating way too many nuts. When I bulk and add cheese and nut binges to my diet, my butthole weeps molten lava. One time I really overdid it (added kalamata olives on top) and I was shitting green for a few days due to what I assume is excess bile. Fun times.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are fricking americans like this? It's disgusting and you act like raping your intestines with nuts and diarrhoea isn't the worst thing you can do to your body

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because it isn't?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are fricking americans like this?
          Obsessed, I'm a slav.
          Also I was being facetious, mostly. Just pointing out that you don't actually have to be constipated, just eat some amount of nuts and that will get things moving again.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You'll not have any carbs to fuel your brain which will make you moronic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You'll not have any carbs to fuel your brain which will make you moronic.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. You need vitamin c.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't mind scurvy then yes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of a cheese only diet, I lift for the day I can rape Ouro Kronii so violently in Minecraft that her chill and relaxing, but often annoyingly monotone voice develops the range of an opera singer. She screams and pleads for me not to inseminate her, but I will bust multiple massive loads in her vagoo. Not only that, I will then log into her account in Minecraft, where I will proceed to very alter the Bunkerroni in obvious but very slight ways that will trigger her OCD. While she is frantically trying to fix her Minecraft base to her satisfaction, I will then finally proceed to upload a video of her getting violated to Minecraft Pornhub with the title "WARDEN OF DICK OFACE CUMRAG CAN GO FOR AGES!" and forward it to every VTuber drama/ ""news"" channel and of course Cover Corp. Of course the video will be selectively edited to make it all look as though she's enjoying it (in reality she will enjoy it, but the amount of anxiety attached to the upsetting experience will cause her to appear as though she doesn't.) Finally I will hack Mojang and have EVERYONE WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT receive a FREE CAPE that has Ouro Kronii doing an aheago doublepeace while getting plowed by my massive, 2-block length wiener. FINALLY I will marry Kronii because she is pregant with my child and had been complaining about other people getting pregnant ahead of her recently, as well as complaining about being single. I will then proceed to make cheese from her titty milk, and start eating a Kronii's tittymilkcheese-only diet, in order to become a massive GAINS GORILLA in Minecraft. Afterwards, Kronii will start nagging me for sex in her monotone voice again once in awhile in between lactations but I will be too busy lifting weights to oblige her. Then when she is least expecting it I will repeat the process again, muwahahahaah!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    add in fruit and it's solid

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cheese only diet
    Why would you even want to do this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      calcium supresses PTH, which improves thyroid function naturally, vitamin k2 being a quinone assists the electron transport chain and also improves bone mass, less tissue calcification

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Milk only diets have been shown to be therapeutic up to a month, but you'll run out of iron after that.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you eat cheese on a cut? Recently i got addicted to brie and bacon sandwiches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no, should be one of the first things you cut out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. Gotta get addicted to something else now.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Title?

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