Is anyone else Bathorymaxing?

Bathorymaxing is becoming as Black Metal as possible:
>Long hair
>Pale white skin
>Lean toned body
>Nocturnal
>Occultism
>Alcoholism
>National Socialist attributes are optional but must hate Abrahamic religion

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Norgay

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metal is ghey but Call From The Grave is a catchy tune.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      call me maybe is a better tune

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bathory
    >trve black metal
    have a nice day fucking tourist poser.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used Bathory because "Blackmetalmaxing" is too long and they are root of genre. I am deeply involved with underground scene.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I listen to black metal on youtube

        poser

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try gay, now you post what your listening to NOT on youtube.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            post hair then I'll reply

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            God i hate TRVE morons.Yes i will listen to black metal on youtube. Because it has actual music in it not just belching recorded on a 2 dollar microphone.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sterile computer production
              Not Black Metal.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument.

                So Thorns isn't black metal?

                First two demos yes.

                so mgla and kriegsmachine arent black metal? ookkk stupid as moron

                Yes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Thorns isn't black metal?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so mgla and kriegsmachine arent black metal? ookkk stupid as moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based anon keeping the scene pure.
                Rest of you gays should fuck off.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                unless you live in the rural Norwegian mountains eat shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only Norway is trve
                Shows how little you know of scene or history. Sneed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ghost BC isn’t black metal

                Lmao okay retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                poopy bait

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              kino

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venoms Black Metal was my first vinyl (and its more like Thrash Metal, but I think thats Bathory too)
    >Long hair
    shoulder length now, I aim for butt-length if the norwood reaper spares me
    >Pale white skin
    brown as fuck from cycling shirtless everyday for hours
    >Lean toned body
    Define that. Im at 16%bf and feel awesome when I flex in Front of a mirror, with musclestrings and abs moving very nice
    >Nocturnal
    Early bird catches the worm. I get up, when it's still night, but sleep at midnight. Full moon awakes me often
    >Occultism
    I scribble pentagrams when I'm bored and recently got into tarot.
    >Alcoholism
    Alcohol is shit poison. LSD already gave me gigeresk visuals, but it also makes me praise the sunlight
    >National Socialist attributes are optional but must hate Abrahamic religion
    Commie scum but I hate abrahamic religions with a passion. Still wouldnt burn a church.
    >Bathorymaxing
    Nice aesthetics but Black Metal is boring and being grim all the time sucks mega ass. I would recommend grindmaxxing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >National Socialist
      >Commie scum
      Who's going to tell him?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go on, tell me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grindmaxxing
      im doing some powerviolencemaxxing

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I do the completely avant garde thing of listening to black metal but looking like a normal person

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoest shaved his head like a retard. This is him now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't really care tbh, he's a fag from a faggy band, got thread pic from google, didn't know it was him.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How was your first day of high school kiddo?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal is literally
    >I AM EDGY
    the genre

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      say that to me irl not online see what happens

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASED black metal poster filtering all the fags in here.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash and not even Black Metal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If at any point in my life i will require an advice from the gay you would be first in my list.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal is so fucking gay and bad

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darkthrone tapes from my boxed set: Shadows of Iconoclasm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not paying 100 a piece on originals
      Cringe

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will post some good music just to spite goatfuckers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw those guys live a month ago, good shit mate

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    black metal fans are all mentally ill
    proof: this thread

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately I cannot as I'm a moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Memphis rap is Black Metal for morons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to listen to crap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/i4ip0Jx.jpg

      I don't want to listen to crap

      Don't worry if your black you can still make Bestial. Ross Bay Eternal.

    • 2 months ago
      noko

      look up caller of the storms from Blasphemy (canadian Black/Death metal).That motherfucker is dark as fuck and as legit a guitarist as it comes.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal is shit
    I'll even listen to slam over black metal

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Llarping as musical genre as an adult

    Lmao CRINGE

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell why do everybody praises blut aus nord? I tried to listen to this one for 20 minutes and its just some noise. There is no music.

  19. 2 months ago
    noko

    bumping thread with god tier Black Metal/Grind

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Gwar thread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get banned from your home city
      >Perform there as RAWG anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking love gwar.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just came here to say Primus is gay

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metal is fucking gay you’re a joke. You know those hipster fags with beards suspenders and Pearl snap shirts who listen to banjo/mandolin indie folk? Yeah you’re the metal equivalent of them no one likes you or takes you seriously. Hell you’re probably worse than them, no one likes metal or metal heads pray to god for a time machine so you can go back to when rock was actually cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo is metal btw.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, because of that gay ass show Stranger Things, females think metalheads are hot again

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am growing my hair pretty long. Im looking to go for that ripped metalhead mode. The one that confuses females wether or not to find me or hot or scary.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bathory
    >black metal
    you wot m8

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NSBM is great, but cool it with the anti-Christianity. Makes you looks like retarded high school D&D nerds who get bullied too much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but cool it with the anti-Christianity
      I agree with that. Watched the last behemoth video and they fuck Jesus' cut off head in the mouth and thats too much.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did Christ even ever do to receive this kind of hate?
        He was a total bro
        Save the hate for the fucks who killed him

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything except:
    > nat soc
    > stereotypical skinny physiques associated with black metal (im kinda a lean chonker)
    Also do I get extra points for playing guitar? Pic rel shredding to a fine day to die

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cof aint bad

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Metal is for people who never grew out of their incel teenager self and still want to rebel against mommy and daddy by being edgy but everyone just laughs at them. Sad.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But how do you pull chicks with it?
    Women arent common in the scene

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been trying to buy this tshirt but it's not available anywhere - only place I can see it on is AliExpress and it's sold out

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