Is anyone else Bathorymaxing?

Bathorymaxing is becoming as Black Metal as possible:
>Long hair
>Pale white skin
>Lean toned body
>Nocturnal
>Occultism
>Alcoholism
>National Socialist attributes are optional but must hate Abrahamic religion

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Norgay

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metal is ghey but Call From The Grave is a catchy tune.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      call me maybe is a better tune

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bathory
    >trve black metal
    have a nice day fricking tourist poser.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used Bathory because "Blackmetalmaxing" is too long and they are root of genre. I am deeply involved with underground scene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I listen to black metal on youtube

        poser

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try homosexual, now you post what your listening to NOT on youtube.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            post hair then I'll reply

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God i hate TRVE Black folk.Yes i will listen to black metal on youtube. Because it has actual music in it not just belching recorded on a 2 dollar microphone.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Sterile computer production
              Not Black Metal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument.

                So Thorns isn't black metal?

                First two demos yes.

                so mgla and kriegsmachine arent black metal? ookkk stupid as Black person

                Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So Thorns isn't black metal?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so mgla and kriegsmachine arent black metal? ookkk stupid as Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based anon keeping the scene pure.
                Rest of you homosexuals should frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                unless you live in the rural Norwegian mountains eat shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >only Norway is trve
                Shows how little you know of scene or history. Sneed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ghost BC isn’t black metal

                Lmao okay moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                poopy bait

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              kino

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venoms Black Metal was my first vinyl (and its more like Thrash Metal, but I think thats Bathory too)
    >Long hair
    shoulder length now, I aim for butt-length if the norwood reaper spares me
    >Pale white skin
    brown as frick from cycling shirtless everyday for hours
    >Lean toned body
    Define that. Im at 16%bf and feel awesome when I flex in Front of a mirror, with musclestrings and abs moving very nice
    >Nocturnal
    Early bird catches the worm. I get up, when it's still night, but sleep at midnight. Full moon awakes me often
    >Occultism
    I scribble pentagrams when I'm bored and recently got into tarot.
    >Alcoholism
    Alcohol is shit poison. LSD already gave me gigeresk visuals, but it also makes me praise the sunlight
    >National Socialist attributes are optional but must hate Abrahamic religion
    Commie scum but I hate abrahamic religions with a passion. Still wouldnt burn a church.
    >Bathorymaxing
    Nice aesthetics but Black Metal is boring and being grim all the time sucks mega ass. I would recommend grindmaxxing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >National Socialist
      >Commie scum
      Who's going to tell him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go on, tell me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grindmaxxing
      im doing some powerviolencemaxxing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I do the completely avant garde thing of listening to black metal but looking like a normal person

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hoest shaved his head like a moron. This is him now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't really care tbh, he's a gay from a homosexual band, got thread pic from google, didn't know it was him.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How was your first day of high school kiddo?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal is literally
    >I AM EDGY
    the genre

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      say that to me irl not online see what happens

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BASED black metal poster filtering all the gays in here.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trash and not even Black Metal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If at any point in my life i will require an advice from the homosexual you would be first in my list.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal is so fricking gay and bad

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Darkthrone tapes from my boxed set: Shadows of Iconoclasm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not paying 100 a piece on originals
      Cringe

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will post some good music just to spite goatfrickers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saw those guys live a month ago, good shit mate

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    black metal fans are all mentally ill
    proof: this thread

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately I cannot as I'm a Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Memphis rap is Black Metal for Black folk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to listen to crap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/i4ip0Jx.jpg

      I don't want to listen to crap

      Don't worry if your black you can still make Bestial. Ross Bay Eternal.

    • 2 years ago
      noko

      look up caller of the storms from Blasphemy (canadian Black/Death metal).That motherfricker is dark as frick and as legit a guitarist as it comes.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal is shit
    I'll even listen to slam over black metal

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Llarping as musical genre as an adult

    Lmao CRINGE

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell why do everybody praises blut aus nord? I tried to listen to this one for 20 minutes and its just some noise. There is no music.

  19. 2 years ago
    noko

    bumping thread with god tier Black Metal/Grind

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Gwar thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Get banned from your home city
      >Perform there as RAWG anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love gwar.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just came here to say Primus is gay

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metal is fricking gay you’re a joke. You know those hipster gays with beards suspenders and Pearl snap shirts who listen to banjo/mandolin indie folk? Yeah you’re the metal equivalent of them no one likes you or takes you seriously. Hell you’re probably worse than them, no one likes metal or metal heads pray to god for a time machine so you can go back to when rock was actually cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo is metal btw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, because of that homosexual ass show Stranger Things, females think metalheads are hot again

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am growing my hair pretty long. Im looking to go for that ripped metalhead mode. The one that confuses females wether or not to find me or hot or scary.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bathory
    >black metal
    you wot m8

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NSBM is great, but cool it with the anti-Christianity. Makes you looks like moronic high school D&D nerds who get bullied too much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but cool it with the anti-Christianity
      I agree with that. Watched the last behemoth video and they frick Jesus' cut off head in the mouth and thats too much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What did Christ even ever do to receive this kind of hate?
        He was a total bro
        Save the hate for the fricks who killed him

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything except:
    > nat soc
    > stereotypical skinny physiques associated with black metal (im kinda a lean chonker)
    Also do I get extra points for playing guitar? Pic rel shredding to a fine day to die

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cof aint bad

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black Metal is for people who never grew out of their incel teenager self and still want to rebel against mommy and daddy by being edgy but everyone just laughs at them. Sad.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But how do you pull chicks with it?
    Women arent common in the scene

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Been trying to buy this tshirt but it's not available anywhere - only place I can see it on is AliExpress and it's sold out

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