is bouldering based or cringe?

will it affect my gains and lifts if i do it on my rest day?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only met one boulderer and he talked about “ABDL Pride” and would shit himself while wearing a diaper so I’d say based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sport based, the people doing it mostly cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Care to elaborate? In my country (Germany), the sport is done mostly by young professionals with academic background

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's like Rick and Morty the first two seasons. It's...okay for lazy entertainment, but the fans are so cringe they feel superior by watching a show almost everyone did back then.... bouldering's okay. You go there, bring no one, or at most one-two buddies, talk to no one, do your routes, stretch afterwards, and leave. No need to feel snob for being able to do what a 2 months old ape can.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bin auch deutsch
        Wurde heute von einem Kumpel ausm Gym gefragt ob ich an Wochenenden mit ihm Bouldern gehen mag

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you telling me this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought you were telling me to elaborate

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I meant to elaborate in which way the people are cringe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He did. Alot of boulder fags act like fucking snobs because they can do the most basic fucking activity that pretty much all primates specifically evolved for. Its a jungle gym for adults. It does not take skill, just big forearms and an indifference to heights. The most difficult decision they gave to make is what hold to put their hand/foot on next and yet they pretend like they're the greatest underappreciated athlete in the existence of human history.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Humans didn't evolve to climb. We evolved to run you retarded gay. And your argument is fucking stupid anyway. Should we no longer consider sprinters athletes? Or long distance runners? Or swimmers?
                Jesus Christ IST is getting worse by the day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok moron show me one monkey that climbs mountains

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                macaque monkeys live in the mountains. They obviously don´t climb to the peaks, that would be moronic and is reserved for humans

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mountain gorilla

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FUCK I forgot about Mountain Gorillas

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been bouldering for 2 years now. It doesn't affect gains that much. Even on the days I go full out for hours on end I barely feel anything the next day (I also lift and row, people who are inactive will feel it thou).
                Also the people doing it are pretty based imo. Everyone is really friendly and happy, even the first time I went a shitton of people engaged in conversation with me. Most people are there to just have fun.
                People saying bouldering is easy is just retarded. If it's easy just take a more difficult route. probably was doing the 3a and 3b routes for kids.
                It's also just a really fucking good date idea. Never have I had a bad first date since I started bouldering.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based boulderbro
                >tfw boulderbuddy injured his fingers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still more complex than lifting heavy things and putting them down

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                complex =/= difficult

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > It does not take skill, just big forearms and an indifference to heights

                Its so obvious you've never been bouldering before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean insufferable hipsters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Insufferable hipsters is ISTspeak for normal people with social skills that interact with others while participating in a sport

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hate those fuckers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's this, you insufferable gay hipster dipshit.

            He did. Alot of boulder fags act like fucking snobs because they can do the most basic fucking activity that pretty much all primates specifically evolved for. Its a jungle gym for adults. It does not take skill, just big forearms and an indifference to heights. The most difficult decision they gave to make is what hold to put their hand/foot on next and yet they pretend like they're the greatest underappreciated athlete in the existence of human history.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No its not in this case. For whatever reason all city climbing gyms are super progressive. The one I go to has inclusivity night twice a month so trannies can auto belay with their balls out and feel safe. Once again something masculine and chad like climbing has been subverted by the left. In addition to being pro lgbtqia+ there is an atmosphere of enlightened snobbery because somehow climbing around around on a fake rock wall makes you more socially conscious and ethically aware of the environment.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Spot on

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go to a weekend league rugby game or practice and tell me its the same kind of 'normal' people who go bouldering

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah you lost bitch ass try playing some pickup basketball at a court and youll realize theyre freaks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Young professionals
        Would be teachers and social workers with smelly blond dreadlocks and unwashed children running around. Square as shit establishment liberals. The people in Heidelberg and Darmstadt, where I went bouldering from time to time, were insufferable. And I studied in Heidelberg and lived there for years, still very condensed eurotrash in these bouldering halls.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Heidelberg and Darmstadt
          That's your problem. You live in a poor city with no industry

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Heidelberg is the most elitist university city in Germany and Darmstadt ist definitely in the top 20 GDP-wise, dumbass

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What big companies does Heidelberg or Darmstadt have?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                strawman deflection. The people in both of these cities are far richer than the german average. Every fucking manager of BASF or SAP has to live in Heidelberg for status and not to live among the poors. It also has the highest percentage of academics of any german city

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It also has the highest percentage of academics of any german city
                So people who get paid by taxpayers and tend to be liberal?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sort of, conservatives win the elections but there is a lot of bouldering types

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the sport is done mostly by young professionals with academic background
        >Germans
        Yeah they're cringe like he said

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >by young professionals with academic background
        Aka, cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's kinda like lifting weights or riding a bike. it's a personal sport which you can do with other people, but really only a niche group cares about over-achieving and being competitive. Bragging about these makes you obnoxious to most people, bouldering people tend to brag more. Probably due to the perceived superiority that their peers have never climbed a wall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sport
      It’s just an activity for city slickers to do to larp as a hippie despite never having to be more than 200 meters from their cuckpod

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like trips of truth said the sport itself is fun but the people are mostly cringe. Usually its your standard millennial progressive crowd that are trying to be more outdoorsy. Think a cross-section of wannabe hippie young urban tech professionals and most rarely climb outside. Kinda easy to troll for pussy though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Climbing community is unnecessarily elitist but the elitists are the gays that have zero credit to their name. Every gym is filled to the brim with urbanite retards that haven't touch an actual rock in ten years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trips of truth. climbing and bouldering is bunch of jaks and redditors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat me too it.

      It's fun casually with mates

      People who go regularly are cringey hippy fags

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to boulder with friends once. Staff looked like dumb leftists. On the toilet were cards that said men can get menstruations too.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emblematic of the metropolis as a playground for adult children.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bouldering is fun as hell, use the gym to practice and maybe make like 2-3 Boulderbros who have their own crash pads and then just go outside, that shits way better.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe AF
    Only soiboy gays do this kinda shit anyways
    I'll even put crossfit above this

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted to start doing this because my grip is really bad and it seems like a decent way to train it with high time under tension
    >apparently it's cringe
    >wife thinks I'll fuck sloots if I go to a bouldering gym
    >costs money
    Farmer's walks and deadhangs it is, I guess

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do so many people here shit on bouldering and its enjoyers? is it because youre fat lazy pieces of shit who do the bare minimun and anything past that is offensive?
    rock climbing is one of the most fun and rewarding activities but also amazing for health and fitness.
    >requires you to be low body fat and have at least some strength
    >improves muscles that arent trained in the gym
    >gives you great forearms, shoulders and core muscles
    >promotes unique movement and improves mobility and flexibility

    you guys sound like you went to a climbing gym once, failed on a v2 jug ladder because youre fat, fell off the wall and hurt ur ankle and got mad because you dont have drive to improve.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are the only mad one here, s o y

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. fatso who cant do 1 pullup

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          16 clean pull ups at 230lbs, 6'5 you seething dyel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok chang. im sure climbing that rockwall will get all the bitches wet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anyone who does any activity in aim of getting women are low tier betas dont insult me with that

        no one really shitting on the activity. the community makes it shit and you're proving it right now

        what? the community that they dont know anything about? people read that some climbing gyms are liberal and think the entire community is comprised of communist far left skinny bald dudes and overweight women they orbit, shut up gay

        16 clean pull ups at 230lbs, 6'5 you seething dyel

        post body fatty

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry gay, you must like gettin all the boys dicks hard instead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >post body fatty
          post body manlet twig.
          Inb4 gymcel: I don´t lift, boxing and rowing everyday

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice rear delt gay, row moar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based fellow non-lifting rowing/boulder bro. Always nice to see some people here actually do sports because they like them instead of narcisstic reasons.
            What's you 2k time? Im at 6:54.2 at 76 kg. Not that extraordinary but was good enough to join university crew.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the entire community is comprised of communist far left skinny bald dudes and overweight women they orbit
          replace overweight women with unshaved armpit vegan 4/10 dykes and you're right on the money

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe there is some geographic driven demographic variability.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              possible, but im skeptical considering the globohomo's effect on every other niche i've observed.
              American gyms may as well be carbon copies of one another, idk the situation in euro gyms but considering the whole continent is an american cargo cult...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one really shitting on the activity. the community makes it shit and you're proving it right now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who does any activity in aim of getting women are low tier betas dont insult me with that

      [...]
      what? the community that they dont know anything about? people read that some climbing gyms are liberal and think the entire community is comprised of communist far left skinny bald dudes and overweight women they orbit, shut up gay

      [...]
      post body fatty

      wow i really want to go bouldering now!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im only talking about people who actively shit on bouldering its not that deep grow up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >grow up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anyone who does any activity in aim of getting women are low tier betas dont insult me with that

          [...]
          what? the community that they dont know anything about? people read that some climbing gyms are liberal and think the entire community is comprised of communist far left skinny bald dudes and overweight women they orbit, shut up gay

          [...]
          post body fatty

          I've been to several boulder gyms now and the people I saw tehre are either
          > basedboy lanklet that is climbing good because he is slim
          > obvious BPD/daddy issue girl
          > muscular leftist with dreads and some anti-right shirt
          > Jacked IST bro who is not that good because he is heavy
          > Cardiobunny
          > Newbie-Friends of any of above

          Though people really are quite friendly, it is not the community for me. Going with your group of friends as a fun activity is pretty nice.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            each to their own and im glad you enjoy it with friends but why should the community matter? if you dont enjoy the actual activity thats fine but the community shouldnt put you off like you dont have to talk to anyone and can work up to climbing outdoors alone or with friends

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >> Jacked IST bro who is not that good because he is heavy
            Say hi to me next time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >> obvious BPD/daddy issue girl

            target aquired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kombuchaface.png

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will affect your gains by making you more aesthetic in the core, rear delt, upperback and forearm muscles and wont really affect lifts at all unless you arent eating and sleeping enough to recover, it shouldnt even tax your grip too much unless you do a load of juggy overhangs in 1 session without rest
    just give it a go and see if you enjoy it man, its a beautiful activity

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends entirely on your gym, the trashier, with more large frame muscular boulder bros the better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      overhang, cave climbing kings one might say

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people really calling gym climbing bouldering now? If so, what do these people call bouldering now? Do they lump it all together so we cannot tell one rock climbing genre from the other?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen so many trannies in my life before I started bouldering

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excellent exercise currently besieged by onions

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the limits? Seems it wouldn't do much climbing the same wall and segments.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the routes are reset every couple weeks and theres always a higher grade to climb, especially if you go outdoors

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the people that I know that do it are cool people and absolutely addicted to this

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    climbing is fun but Im not a fan of the routes where you have to obliterate your fingers by smashing them into a hole just to get a decent hold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon that just means you have bad technique, definitely bad footwork and body positioning

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go away to college
    >started late at 22
    >started lifting at 21
    >four years away from family and friends
    >get back after graduation
    >go to a party my friends threw for me
    >talk to this girl who i knew in high school
    >havent seen her in almost a decade
    >she tells me she likes adult me while squeezing my arms
    >shes really handsy with me all night
    >have one friend who got into rock climbing
    >he negs me and talks shit to me all night
    >he even barges in when i'm talking to the girl
    >he starts saying how my size isn't functional at all
    >tell him to fuck off and that i bet i can as many pull ups as he can
    >we got to the garage and both jump up to the rafters and hold on
    >he laughs and says he's surprised i can even hold myself up
    >follow him rep for rep
    >after about 15 he starts slowing down
    >i keep up the pace counting out loud until i get to 20 and notice he stopped
    >didn't see him the reat of the night after that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based if true. If he were an actually good climber, he would have known two things

      >Climbers are not the only people who can do pullups
      >Not everyone's fitness goal is to optimize his body for specifically rock climbing

      Based on his attitude and unimpressive pullup max, I'd say he's one of those climbers who's been doing it for years and still can't find his way up anything above V3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Climbers also come in ALOT of different shapes and most non-pro climbers can do certain routes better than others. I've done a few 7a's and a 7b. But theres this one 6a I just keep failing. It's a very long route with alot of overhead so no place to rest. I carry a bit too much mass for the strenght I have. While climbing partner is a 1m60 girl that weighs 44 kg and j
        ust flashes that shit every fucking time, just to taunt me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I want to do an activity that is against mass?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be very careful with your grip, stay away from crimp and fingertip hangs, no matter how strong you are. It's so easy to injure your hand tendons and it takes very, very long to heal.

    I know because I started jumping those ladders and injured my tendon pulley, it hurt for 5 months.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    outdoor based
    indoor cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive been outdoors ~20 times and have only had a good time and climbed well twice
      Either the people are weird or everything hurts or the routes busy or no sleep etc
      Can't seem to figure it out but I'll keep you posted

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one over 6' or 160 lbs boulders. It's like karate/jujitsu/etc, a sport enjoyed exclusively by manlets and lanklets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that "diversity" really just means "not white". If you wanted a "diverse" dance program you'd have lots of dance forms and one being "white European " would not be a reason to drop it, as that would make your offerings less diverse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly don't give a shit about ballet. This only affects women.
        Although I do find ballerinas hot. They remind me of that russian girl from space brothers.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went climbing (lead or top rope) in a climbing gym and hour later went doing my regular routine and I could match the intensity (feeling like I'm gonna puke at the end of workout) with same weights as non-climbing days. So take that as you will .

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the funniest shit you will ever try, the injuries that come with it, not so fun

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