Is cannibalmaxxing a good idea?

I live in Canada and I know a guy who knows a guy who's going to be committing suicide at a hospital soon via helium inhalation and I've been thinking, the human body is 125,822 and 14%–16% of body mass is just pure protein (this guy is on the leaner side of things so likely more) so from a stats point of view it seems like a great idea to use him to bulk so I can improve my gains and I asked my friend if the guy he knows would be willing, theoretically, to let me have his body once he's gone and he said he probably would. There's a ton of minerals, vitamins etc. in the body as well which'd help as well. What are the downsides of using him to increase my gains? It seems like a good idea just stats wise however there's probably a ton of downsides I'm just not thinking of, is there any way this could hurt my gains or ruin my bulk?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No moronic troll comments, only serious replies.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brain and spinal cord are the highest risk, if I just use everything else I should be fine, no?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat myself all the time.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to try human (not myself) just once in my life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i want to try human (not myself) just once in my life
      Gross, this is purely for bulking and better gains.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >First point is verifiably wrong
    Into the trash it goes!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Into the trash it goes!
      My friend told me he's going by helium and it's via some shit at a hospital, idk the specifics I just know he's gonna die and his body will probably be available for consumption.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can get it legally, do it. The human body has every nutrient you need, depending on the health of the person being consumed.
        It's gonna be eaten by worms if not by you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's gonna be eaten by worms if not by you.
          true tbh

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Infantmaxxing seems to be the better way. Our overlords approve.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the government isn't going to just let you have the body
    there are procedures around this you know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the government isn't going to just let you have the body
      How do you know? If he's fine with me having it what's the issue with me using it for my bulk? What interest would the government have in stopping me?

      >there are procedures around this you know
      So I'll sign some paperwork to take the body home with me then?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just tell government it's to arm israel and ukraine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just tell government it's to arm israel and ukraine
        frick off with your moronic fricking politics

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Canada cAnt help their immigrant influx so the native born encouraged to government suicide. The cuckness never runs out with the canucks pure pottery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lol Canada cAnt help their immigrant influx so the native born encouraged to government suicide.
      What does this have to do with my bulk? This thread isn't about your moronic politics it's about the pros and cons of eating my friends friend to increase my gains.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morality and law aside, not a good idea unless you know he has lived a healthy life. hint, he probably hasnt lived a healthy life if he wants to kill himself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a good idea unless you know he has lived a healthy life
      I just found out he abused roids hard in a failed attempt to become a bodybuilder and ended up getting cancer. How should this impact my willingness to use him for my bulk?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to believe,
    believe that OP is actually autistic enough to try and LEGALLY eat his friend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >believe that OP is actually autistic enough to try and LEGALLY eat his friend
      Yes but do you have any info on how this could affect my gains?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cannibal tribes die out or stagnate for a reason you absolute moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cannibal tribes die out or stagnate for a reason you absolute moron.
          which is? tell me you moron

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