is "gym rivalry" real or?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My arch nemesis is a jacked Mexican, who is tall (about my height) and reasonably good looking (for a Mexican).

    He used to work in the same plumbing company as me, as a matter of fact, used to be my apprentice. He's older than me by only a year i think.

    He was a regular gym goer, whereas i was a flabby gamer when i met him.

    Anyway, while he was working with me, I did some plumbing for a retired strongman competitor who sold me some of his old equipment. (Log, atlas stones, farmer carries, etc) because I wanted to increase strength.

    This Mexican would say things like "oh, you'll never work out, you'll never start lifting, you'll never be strong." This guy's ego is the size of Mexico. He quit my plumbing company and started working somewhere else.

    I started lifting seriously, eating seriously, changing my lifestyle and lo and behold started getting bigger. People started to notice and i felt like a beast after awhile.

    I bump into Mexican ego man at the gym. He doesn't recognize me at first. Then looks me up and down. We say hi, and he gives me a presumptuous look. He got bigger too, interestingly, but he didn't expect i'd be transformed.

    I see him now, a couple times a month and he barely looks at me. Always pretends he doesn't notice me. He's always trying to look serious and in the zone as soon as he notices me watching him. I love it and I'm gaining on him in size and strength.

    He's still a plumber too, and i see him in the supply stores once in a while. Once he said "i saw you at the gym the other day. You think you're buff in your bro tank?"

    Fuck yeah. I think I'm buff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      know that internet strangers halfway across the world want you to mog the shit outta the beaner

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as soon as he notices me watching him
      you sound extremely gay in this post
      but if you're a straight White male, carry on and mog the shitskin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat bitch

  2. 2 months ago
    Uvo11

    My gym nemesis is a manlet with these gay little gymnast rings. One day I was resting on the bar between squat sets, and he walked up to within two inches of me and started setting up his fucking rings on the rack. Our gym has one mega rack with 4 bar slots, and he picked one right in my face. I could have moved to the other side of my bar to give him space but he made me angry so I didn't.

    Just as I'm moving to duck under the bar again he asks me to move away because I'm "going to get kicked in the head" by his gay little rings routine if I don't. I say, "oh is that what will happen?" but I need to duck under anyway to do my set. He did his gay little rings routine and we only communicate with dirty looks now.

    The worst part is that he's stronger than me and I think he could beat me in a fight. I want to stab him in the spine while he's walking to his car at night. We'll see how well he does his gay little ring kicks when he can't use his legs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't fight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember the IST rule for 1v1 honorable fights, the winner fucks the loser

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >honorable fights
        But there is no honor among fags

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you considered yknow, handling the situation by just telling him your internal monologue about how hes fucking retarded for not setting up somewhere else?

      • 2 months ago
        Uvo11

        That would have been smart but I think we're past that. Stabbing him in the spine is the only practical option left.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oof

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gym rivals turning into gym buddies is real and kino.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Van Darkholm such model gym buddy

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do gays really think that black belt thing is attractive?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a harness, and it can be really sexy. I'll sometimes wear one during sex and it makes me cum almost instantly when my spouse grabs the strap in the middle of the chest and pulls on it while I split him in two.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Him?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cmon look at him. he looks adorable. it really complements his pecs. hes like a big spiky teddy bear

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        rope ys faggit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I seethe not for you have already lost faggit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >me: just existing and having a good life
              >you: seething about absolutely nothing on 4chink
              i never lose. i always come out on top

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething
                once more I'm not but it seems that you are.
                You have already lost for the simple reason that you're gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >once more I'm not but it seems that you are.
                >You have already lost for the simple reason that you're gay

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home gym. So I work out, get a pump, then walk around shirtless and get mores from my wife. Guess my gym nemesis would be my son. Little gay doesn’t even lift. I fuck his mom nice and loud so I know he hears it. Pwned.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I just started lifting one day I was doing squats, and some dude was with his friend near me. When I finished he told his friend that my working weight will be their warm up in very condescending way (obviously he wanted me to hear them). I felt like a weakling in that moment.
    Months later I was squatting about three times that weight, and when I finished he tried to rep it and it almost falls. Also when I'm working out he keeps staring at me, but idgaf.
    Later I found that he supposedly is a PT and now I understand why he's such a fag.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think I have a nemesis, but this one guy keeps on giving me dirty looks.

    I wanted to apply my rings to get my effective exercises, and this guy was very close to me. I calmly tell him, with good intent if he can adjust himself so I won’t hit him in the face. He starts pissing about, gives me evils., but then complies.

    I thought that was that, but he keeps on looking at me strange. Should I talk the management of the gym?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad's home gym. So I sneak in at night, get a pump, then sneak back to my room when my parents think i'm sleeping. Guess my gym nemesis would be my dad. Won't even let me lift. Thinks i'm too young but while he's wrestling with mom i'm gaining on him.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk. When I see somebody on the other deadlift platform starting to pull actual weight, I get more fired up and squeeze out an extra rep or find the energy to push the weight a little bit higher. But I don't think about them at any other point

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend (a fitizen I met on this board) immaculates me every time I can't PR her numbers. It makes me so fucking angry because she just points and says all sorts of vile shit in front of everyone at the gym, every time, and they all stare. To top it all off when we get home from these days she makes me suck her dick. I don't know what I gotta do to catch up, I'm pretty sure she's pinning.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immaculate
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/immaculate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much worse can you make this for me? Are you gonna make me suck your dick too??

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no arch nemesis but there's a goofy manlet garden gnome who does a bunch of meme exercises and circuits, taking up half the equipment in a PACKED gym
    one time i hopped on a piece of equipment without knowing he was using it (because he was on the complete opposite side of the fucking gym) and he lost his shit
    i just laughed at him because what's he going to do?
    i'm literally a foot taller than the garden gnome and i warm up with his working sets lmao

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a rivalry if i'm always winning.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's real

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I can see someone being a gym rival is if we were competing in something fitness related outside of the gym.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you think it's real
    >it's all in your head
    >nobody cares about you
    >youre competing against someone that doesnt even know you exist

    if you think it's not real
    >not lifting big enough for someone to consider you a rival

    ???
    >seethe

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started lifting for my health at the start of the covid hysteria
    I had to lift in a home gym because I refuse the garden gnome spike
    My buddy at work who has been lifting and using steroids since the start of codeword 19 became furious and hates me now because I became bigger than him natty

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a gym rival, I eventually ended it by cutting his cock off while he was doing a set of pec flys

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