Is he based or retarded?

This guy has started his own system of exercise that’s supposedly a weight training/cardio hybrid. He swings a big weighted anime sword around. So like is he on to something or is he just a turbo weeb?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, can you name a top level athlete who doesn't go to a public beach to swing a Final Fantasy sword around? Nobody makes it to the olympics without it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would absolutely obliterate this gay in a buster sword duel

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mace bells already exist

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could have just taken up fencing of some kind and been (less) autistic.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie thinks he’s Cloud Strife lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thinks he's Zack Fair actually.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda wanna call the cops on him for running around the beach swinging a sword and hope they show up and shoot him before he has a chance to drop it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the cops shooting a rational white male that will follow the cop’s orders to drop the obviously fake sword
      Uh huh

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's basically got himself a weeb-styled clubbell. Look up "clubbell gamma cast" and whatever other shit you can do with one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clubbell gamma cast
      That’s just an Indian club, one of the four horsemen of fitness.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get an Auron Katana?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buster sword
    >not dragonslayer
    gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud would rape guts harder than that fat Black person did, dont kid yourself

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *rapes your ass*
    What you gonna do about it swordboy?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could probably get a decent workout and he's having fun.

    Would be worried about my wrists and elbows long term

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What no sex does to a mf

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently this is his grift and sells them for 549.95. You can even add additional weights to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People dumb enough to buy this shit deserve to get scammed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >550$ for an inferior product you could get for 10$
      >doesn't train with said equipment
      I hate grifters, shills, marketers, salemen etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've got a giant claymore that cost 1/5 of that and has the added benefit of being able to cut a camel in half in one swing guaranteed. Why don't dipshits just get a big chunk of wood?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that IS a big chunk of wood, he is selling wood.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So why does ANYone pay 500 credits for it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because they are morons.
            Remember good consumers don't think theyt buy and then get excited for next product.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Someone should cut them in half with a big claymore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they will face reality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >giant claymore for 100$
        Yea, that thing is destroyed if you ever actually use it on something. If you get a hundred dollar sword it's a wall hanger

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit but the big battle is tomorrow!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      creator was supposedly on IST a while back defending this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmaaaaooo thats insanely expensive for such a shit looking replica, I feel bad for anyone who bought it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sells them for 549.95
      underpriced tbh, the type of people to buy this are impulse buyers and their range goes from 1K-5K usd nowadays

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't start his own method. Swings are traditional in India.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick about India.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Benchod cumskin. Indian population is far greater than white

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Indian population is far greater than white
          wienerroach population is greater than whites. Coincidence?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct take

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it here Canada seems like a foreign 3rd world country with no white people or jobs for white people. And we are all poor and struggling here because of Indians being like locusts and taking over. I wish we had an Indian holocaust here. Once Indians control the government and big companies here they will only make laws to support Indians unlike white people who let israelites and jeets run them and be their boss snd believe in equality.

      Please go back and stay there. I hope you and your family get murdered if not.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk if the diy thread is still up but these are essentially plywood and the maker is selling them for 500+ a pop

    God that was an epic thread

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not only is it moronic it's fricking cringe

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a heavy club.
    You don't want to swing sharp shit around to failure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

      I hadn't thought about that comparison. That shit was all the rage 1910s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My gym actually has a bunch of clubs in the corner. Never seen anyone use them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems mostly a meme.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just swing a barbell bro

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IST has its own based bar-swinging autist
    In fact a couple of them I think
    This guy is just grifting

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"""warrior""" larp, social cardio-"strength" training club
    This is a grift as old as time itself. Other examples are sledgehammers, tireflipping, sandbags ect. It's an IQ test.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can use a gada mace for much cheaper at about the same weight. But what character to mimmick? I've got a 10 lb one so I'm going to do battle animations from Valkyrie Profile.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mandem with them shanks innit

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons will moron.

    What else do you need than compound lifts for an above average physique? If you want more than that do your thing, but swinging giant dildos around aint gonna do shit for anybody

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a rip off the shovelglove guy.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes wish i was born upper class in feudal europe

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is obviously not an optimal workout for gaining muscle or strength. But he's "based" in the original sense of the word for having fun and living out his weeb dreams and not caring what anyone else thinks.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do I get to pick the sword? i might be inclined to try

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute smile on that lad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mace would've destroyed that kid, literally should've just moved in more and smashed him. Some dumbass oversized sword like that is literally useless unless you let someone hit you with it like the dumb kid did. Mace would shatter that elbow into a million pieces and then dumbass would've dropped his log of a sword on himself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spaz.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You? Fricking moron. "Buster" swords are the dumbest bullshit imagined. It's just stupid tranime shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're the homosexual cousin that tattled all the time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever helps you sleep tranime fan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mace would've destroyed that kid,
        you the kind of person who starts imagining how you'd totally destroy webm related due to your superior speed, right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reality is like dark souls?
          Cumbersome swords you can't control, like that webm, are pretty useless. homosexual in the video can't control that sword for shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm sure to win due to my superior speed

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Swords are overrated crap. Literally just run him through with a spear while he 360s like an idiot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm sure my enemy wont adjust his moveset to react to what the conditions are and what I do
                >you see it's like a darksouls bossfight!
                zoom zoomie need to stop pretending that their video game experience counts for shit in real life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're an idiot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reality is like dark souls?
        Cumbersome swords you can't control, like that webm, are pretty useless. homosexual in the video can't control that sword for shit

        Swords are overrated crap. Literally just run him through with a spear while he 360s like an idiot

        >im just gonna run into my opponent’s 6ft reach zone while he’s constantly swinging and keeping the blade inbetween me and him building momentum
        You have zero clue how greatswords are used and how effective they are

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          throw some armor on greatsword anon and hilarity would ensue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dick-ass thief KS at the very end
      Kek. Golden webm. Thank you for posting.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're all a bunch of fricking losers.
    Stop it with the gay ass video games and cartoons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm so insecure please stop I'm cringing at the mere thought of doing something
      pathetic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol you're not doing anything, loser, exceot acting like a kid. I though I was cool too when I was 12 yo swinging around a fake sword in the woods pretending to be Rambo or Legolas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lol you're not doing anything
          developing fitness

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sword
          >legolas
          Legolas uses a bow and knife

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The tranime lovers eat that shit up. Literally pretending some useless bullshit, shit like that wasn't even a thing outside of formation for taking down pikes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based life enjoyer

        lol you're not doing anything, loser, exceot acting like a kid. I though I was cool too when I was 12 yo swinging around a fake sword in the woods pretending to be Rambo or Legolas.

        cringe "grown up" dronoid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for practical fighting it seems better to just keep spinning
        interupting the swing seems more trouble than it's worth, since it opens you up, possibly injuring, and aiming doesn't seem too important with this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >for practical fighting it seems better to just keep spinning

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For practical fighting you should really curve that thing if you're going to be spinning.
            Otherwise you'll get stuck on the first bad guy and the others will gang up on you.

            Tardo.
            Why would you use this when there's shit like claymores actually used for combat that you can just increase the weight of for training purposes.

            Or better yet.
            Stop darkgayging and practice bo staff techniques.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy would get merced by even the most novice of short spear users.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm sure my enemy wont adjust his moveset to react to what the conditions are and what I do
              >you see it's like a darksouls bossfight!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swing around badass massive sword vs prancing around oiled up in a speedo for other men. You decide.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about neither

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if based but at least he is smart. He capitalized on a specific couple of niches(the final fantasy, berserk and generally any stupid huge sword media fandom) using an age old concept( the mace bells) and the fad seems to stick because people buy the swords/training system or whatever. So good for him.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't join a hema school and learn highland broadsword

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's basetarded. Like the coolest guy on the shortbus.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a legitimate form of exercise nerdified. He didn't invent it tho.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as always the indians were already doing moronic shit way before some white dude "re-invented" it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The jeets stole it from the Persians.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well the persians don't do it anymore so i'm more inclined to think that they just claim it through technicality.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >well the persians don't do it anymore
          They do, look up Zurkaneh.
          Also they stole it from the Greeks via Alexander.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Zurkaneh
            >can only find one video of ppl doing it from 2023
            >caption says it's a specialty course offered on demand
            >google maps says place is closed
            yeah about that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They doz Iranians, Iraqis, the rest of Arab world around mesapotamian lands has mace swinging etc. We just know them from India because of British colonization.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah bro they all do it
            >can't find one video of more than 5 people doing it
            >can't find a video of even an iranian guy doing it regularly
            >they're all kettlebell maniacs
            >meanwhile the indians are doing it non stop
            idk who did it first but persians let it atrophy so i give it to the indians.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a shit about your disgusting country Rajesh

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit are those made from premium douglas fir?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What you want to do is swing a mace.

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