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If he takes it seriously absolutely. Assuming things actually go ahead. Man's a wild beast.
His cardio looked like it was lacking at the pre fight work out
Yeah he will. Boxing is just as rigged as pro wrestling
he already lost the game of life by being born with that face
It’s not his fault he was born Irish
Was funny for the first minute. Then turned into cringe. At least he's OK with being cringe.
If he does I legit plan to take up boxing. Yes, I am equally as cringe.
It gets better
>gassed out after 2 mins of pad work
If he's not pretending, he might be seriously fucked. But the odds that he's pretending are pretty high.
I dont think he's pretending, he's been overweight/obese for most of his life.
He’ll pretend to do that on Saturday too
We're reaching cope levels once thought to be impossible.
The majority of what he puts into the public outside of his own enterprises is disingenuous/deceitful. He's literally pretending to be Irish right now.
>he can't stop coping
Im sorry to break the news to you but Sam's cardio fitness is garbage, dude. He's not a fitness god. Sucking wind and dripping with sweat after a couple of minutes of activity isn't a bit. He's a 40 year old juicehead with an overgrown heart who doesn't train for conditioning. You fanboys are deluded.
looks like he did cardio for the first time in his life, cool irish accent though
I really want him to smoke this guy but that's not a good look.
Sam dwarfs him at the very least. Looks like he had 50/60lbs on him.
pray for the violin lad, seriously
pray for the violin lad, seriously
Just in absolute awe at that size of this lad
lol the dude in black is shitting himself. look at his body language
this is kinda fucked up but I guess they couldnt find anyone else. violin dude seems like a nice guy hope he gets something out of this
He’s getting exposure, that’s for sure
Even if he loses he’ll still be on top
Sam has more to lose in a sense because his whole gimmick is being masculine and all that
Sam is not going to lose. The thompson dude has trained for 4 months
sam looks big, but he will gas out in 10 seconds, so he KOs the guy in 10 seconds or he is finished
Also, why is he calling himself Candyman? Is it a case of funny because "haha Sam Hyde said it" or is there a deeper joke I'm not seeing?
It’s just some random shit he’s doing to shock and awe people
That’s pretty much what he does
Im honestly shocked that they let him in such a mainstream event
>shock and awe
OK, where's the shock and awe?
Him acting autistic at this event isn’t enough?
He'd be better off calling himself
“Doom spork” sounds like a character he’d play
Sam, take notes
Him being autistic and that freakishly strong is pretty scary, kinda like Rex from Baki.
Can't tell if he's got any serious videos of him working out, not sure.
He's taking the piss with the whole thing. Its events featuring non-celebrities whose selling point is the clout of literally who internet people. Sam is fighting some fucking gay that's like 3 inches shorter and is known for playing goddamn violin for fucks sake.
He's playing off the the days of wrestling caricatures while all the noncelebs either take it way too seriously or just milk it for lazy content for a few weeks.
>he's taking the piss
That's all a front. It's his whole M.O actually. Sam puts a layer of ironic distance on everything he does as a fallback in case he fails. He's petrified of sincerity which is his biggest downfall.
How the fuck does he fail here? Even if he loses the fight, it's the most public platform he has had since World Peace. Win or Lose, he really only stands to gain. There is a lot that's genuine if you have consoomed enough of Sam's cataloging.
>How the fuck does he fail here?
His ego and self image will be damaged if he loses the fight. He's been trying to portray himself as a tough guy for years. The publicity is definitely nice either way but let's be real it's not that big of a platform.
are u that guy on tv that reads people's minds?
He’s a racist pedophile that’s scared of the little girls he grooms
I think Thompson has this
>haha it's unfunny on purpose, bro
No, that's just a shitty self defense for saying so suck ass at comedy. If you watch his transition in standup it goes from being awkward and cringy to just accepting it and going full on no funny, preachy, late unfunny George Carlin specials shit.
>inb4 but you don't understand, maaaaaaaan
idk what it is about this sam that draws such dislike from weirdos. be willing to bet the same people who hate him love superhero movies kek
You are literally mentally insane
People who like Sam are people who like being lonely
>sam paypig trying to act like he doesn't even know the guy while vehemently defending him from any criticism
If you unironically like Sam Hyde you're either haven't matured past the age of a teenager or worse, are a teenager
Marvel consoomers hate him
It’s Sam in disguise
15 is not pedo, retard
It’s illegal and wrong chud
>he can’t disprove the legality of it
Well so's "drunk" driving gay
Yeah, your point?
That something being illegal doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with it.
It does most of the time. If you drive drunk you're a massive piece of shit.
As long as you're a naturally calm and defensive driver there's nothing wrong with driving drunk (not totally shitfaced, obviously).
>"Drunk driver" invokes a lot of harmful stereotypes about peacefully driving under the influence (as God intended), "Beveraged driver" on the other hand is accurate and less damaging.
not in europe, lad
It is when you’re in your mid 30s
The fuck is wrong with you
He wasn't in his mid-30s at the time
>he wasn’t that old, just old enough
But she wasn’t incel
You're a retard that gets his moral compass fed to him by the state.
If they decide to make fucking 8 years olds legal, will you start agreeing with it you midwit?
Only in a world where you’re the majority would that law be around
>not fucking teens in your 30's
Lmao. Is you sister 15 or something? I'm gonna fuck her.
Her name isn’t “Steve” so she’s not your type
Lmao. Cope harder. I'm gonna make her fall in love with this dick.
You’ll fall on grass one day
More like she gonna fall on my dick.
Your sister's pussy is free for the taking, big guy. You're gonna have to accept that.
This is the cringiest shit I've seen on IST in a while
t. guy whose sister got shagged by some random internet schizo
12 year olds fighting over who's going to bang who's sister, truly class and sofistication in its finest.
Looked more like pathetic mating calls to me
You’re forcing this harder than a retard in heat
>No you don't understand, it's actually called hebephilia
is that destiny?
>a 15 year old is literally a 5 year old!!!!!1 j-just becausee!!!!
you absolute subhuman retard go back to r*ddit
ibubbz mad he can't market a joke he doesn't feel he's in on again lol
i think sam hyde was a boxer's name
I thought it was to poke fun at Conner macgregor and that patty guy. Just like a pseudonym
you a dumb bro for taking everything seriously
I thought Oscar Wilde said that
he was an alcoholic
so was your dad
i thought it was because hes fighting an english person/in England and wanted to make colonisation jokes.
sam hyde is just his internet name
Money on him winning.
> Then turned into cringe. At least he's OK with being cringe.
go look at all his old stand up routines. Making it cringe is the whole point. He's making fun of the audience.
not saying it's funny(even for us) but that's his thing.
you literally don't understand
> he doesn't get it
maybe try watching h3h3 or some other gay shit more suited for people like you
>go from watching 1 fat unfunny garden gnome to another fat unfunny garden gnome
his voice sounds way more normal on that mic
He actually doesn't look that bad in various episodes of MDE.
if he "doesn't look that bad" i'm a model
And yet he made it. What's your excuse?
No he didn't lol
Im not gnomish
Bro he looks handsome on a video where he talks about how he is going to be visited by the fbi tomorrow.
Is he natty?
He'll gas in the first 20 seconds but he'll be 80lbs heavier than his opponent so he'll win with pitter patter and a """tko""" so his dicksuckers can say he "dominated."
I personally think everything he puts out is a total goof and he’s actually quite initiated. We’ll know for sure from the first 30 seconds who’s gonna win.
You think him getting gassed out was just him playing a role?
the fight promo video was a work. he's been heavy sparring with the guy he brought along with him who is no slouch and has been training at a very serious gym.
Sam is way too lazy to do lots of cardio. Guy should be spending basically 50% of his day on a stationary bike.
I've never heard anyone call him lazy, he's an extremely productive person.
You can choke on his dick but literally everything he's ever shown is him being fat and out of shape or trying to show 160lb kids how "strong" he is but sucker punching them in the gut then bragging about it on his podcast.
whens the fight?
Make sure to use all of your Pakistani burner accounts to watch it
thankyou good sir!
Wish all the ThirdWorldBros could take a break from scamming grandmas and do something worthwhile for once by boosting the numbers.
Where is the fight broadcasted? garden gnometube?
$30 ppv website, I definitely won't be checking IST for links day of
Just wait for clips to come out in a week or 2. Assuming shit isn't uploaded to IST, IST, /b/, /wsg/, or /gif/
On WSG clips for UFC fights go up within 20 minutes by presumably the same poster every saturday
Wow so edgy
>Wow so edgy
Take a hike garden gnome
what time tho? who is he fighting?
Fucking lol. I'll probably see a rerun, hope he beats the shit out of the leftist.
I hope so as long as it sets up a fight with Piker.
What’s his beef with Hassan anyways?
He hates him and refuses to elaborate
Must be his thyroid conditions
He has elaborated on it on an interview with Destiny
none, basically his the only leftist with Sam's build
i don't really know but i imagine its just that they're opposite sides of the political spectrum
I want someone to fight Andrew tate
Maybe Sam will be our chosen champion
I know it's the cool thing to hate tate but he would fuck sam up. Size difference or not. He knocked out plenty of actual athletes.
Tate would get annihilated. Sam has more mass, reach and less ego
There's no convincing Andrew Tate drones. They literally pay to shill him on other sites.
I love Sam but you're delusional.
your fruity twink tate doesnt even have a chin and isnt even white
Had to look up Tate. Sure he competed in a small kickboxing league 10 years ago. But I’m still picking BIG SAM
Tate was a champ in combat sports.
Sam is a fat youtuber boxing for clout.
You're delusional. And I don't even like Angarden gnome Taint.
In some minor league 10 years ago, dude. I think Logan Paul proved that combat sports are a meme
He retired only 7 years ago quit lying it doesn't help your case.
He also fought in multiple promotions not just one. And yeah they weren't as big as K1 or some shit but he was fighting against trained athletes, unlike Sam, who has never fought for a professional promotion.
Quit being delusional.
>retired 7 years ago
Yeah. And had his prime 10 years ago. Ya goof.
He's literally younger than Sam.
"Minor league" champ > zero professional fights
Yeah sure pipsqueak, your little midget hero stands no chance against a 6’6 300lb behemoth.
>oh shit he's right, I better act like I'm just shitposting
I’m not shitposting. Tate was in his “prime” as a minor league fighter 10 years ago and is 8 inches shorter and 150 lighter than Sam.
>fuck he sees right through me, I'll just have to double down on my retardation I guess
I accept your concession.
Now who’s coping.
Andrew is like one year younger than Sam.
He's hated him for a few years now (watch PGL shit from like 2019). While he has a habit of joking about shit on outlets that aren't his own, his recent explanation aligns with shit from his own Gumroad shit. I'll paraphrase:
>piker posts these pictures with leftist slogans and merchandise for leftist cases, and makes a big effort to show off his muscles while doing so
>he is insinuating the notion that might makes right and that he is willing to back up his philosophies physically
>he's 100% right about the might part, but he has yet to actually be put in a position to back it up
>also piker is basically a gay anyway
Sam wants to tear down the facade
Hassan runs with commie antifa types who all talk about Sam like he's the boogeyman, and is the token "lefties can be big and tough too!!!" guy in the bunch. It would be really funny if Sam beat his ass in public so he wants to do it.
that hassan is a moron pretending to be a tough guy, sam is calling him out
an acid-tongued arab
>30 seconds in
This dude is so fucked. Even if Sam really is shit as everyone says, this guy is such a fuccboi.
he has no choice than winning. all his plans build upon him winning.
that said nothing can stop the candyman anyway
Sam - 37, has been boxing for over a year, has been training at a legitimate gym. If you look hard enough you can find training footage of him sparring and hitting a bag.
IAMTHMPSN - 30? Training at probably the best boxing gym in the USA (Wild Card Boxing), but not under Freddie Roach. Has been knocked out during sparring. Has been boxing for 5 months tops. Better body composition (could be good or bad).
Sam has been training over 10 years, I think most of it was muay Thai
Why’d he get easily winded at the workout then?
Because he's like 300 lbs. Guys in the ufc gas all the time
His opponent didn’t
>you can't do conditioning if you're big
When is this guy boxing?
he offered the pauls millions if jake steps into the ring with him
>i-i-i dont even know who he is
He has a moron/garden gnome sized softball head and bitch lips. He looks retarded. Somebody should throw a spear through his head
Him and Jake Paul's team are talking $$$
If he wins it's a bit if he loses it's a bit
I wish he trained his cardio more. he looks fucked after 2 mins of pad work
>Why does Sam Hyde look so much like Saul Alinsky?
that's generally what a pedophile looks like
when's his fight?
He's fine if he's taller than his opponent.
Nope he's fucked, he's going to have a heart attack from all the growth hormone
Where's the watch party boys?
Honestly they shouldn't even let Sam fight because he's not vaccinated. Be a man and get the fucking vaccine
>two threads promoting his pay per view
Don't you guys need to coordinate into a single thread constantly bumped?
>go check out the fag he's fighting
>find his Insta
>there's a training montage with him doing lunges with a shortstack in a micro bikini on his shoulders
Sam's toast tbh
's a training montage with him doing lunges with a shortstack in a micro bikini on his shoulders
You've got his name on Sam's poster and you know the video is on Instagram, I won't spoonfeed you more than that.
instagram com/p/ChVvcW GA3bm/?hl= en
Now post a picture of a monkey webm as payment
I think he means this one
oh no, my brains!
Isn't that the sandy hook guy?
Wash your mouth when you talk about the Ghost of Kiev
He's going knock the guy out in the first round, for Hitler.
what hour does the event start
No later than 11 pm
Yeah in the time zone
YouTube boxing the one who is just more insane wins, so he will. He doesn't have to be a good boxer he just has to not panic when he gets hit and I don't see Sam caring about getting hit and the guy he's fighting most likely doesn't have the power to one shot heem him
someone post the pic with the bloody nosed girl he hit, I really need to jerk off
Dubs and as soon as the bell rings sam removes his mouth guard and screams moron over and over until he's DQ'd
Is his opponent good?
Any links where I can watch it for free?
Not paying for this shit
his mother is gnomish btw (which makes him gnomish under gnomish law)
bro his name is Samuel
>The name Samuel is from the Old Testament of the Bible, and derives from a Hebrew phrase meaning either “God has heard” or “name of God.” Samuel from the Bible is respected by garden gnomes, Christians, and Muslims as a wise prophet, judge, and leader of ancient Israel.
He has to if he really wants to get back in mainstream media.
His cardio is looking bad guys
How is he going to win the fight?
Press conference now:
Andy warski is so fucking cringe
>zoomer garden gnome hasbeen
How is Sam a garden gnome when all he does is trash talk them
He is literally a fucking garden gnome. An Uncle Tom
Woahhhh holy shit!! A real life garden gnome!! No way!!!
He will use his shabat superpowers to swell his wallet full of shinny shekels
wish he was still funny
What event is it and who is he fighting? He's not actually fighting boogie, right?
Some violin player
Hes not taking this shit seriously, as can be seen with the YouTube links itt
his dedication to the bit is funnier than the actual stuff he's coming out with whilst in character
This. It reminds me of Norm on weekend update when he unflinchingly stared into the audience after telling a joke that was really offensive, straight up retarded or not funny at all
Sam Hyde was always hit or miss though. Some shit is funny some shit is cringe. Which makes him better than any female comedian or anyone of them hebrews on the boomer box these days tbqh.
He will always get credit for understanding the shooter joke though. 99.9% of people comedians etc. would not get the joke and why it is funny.
Do we know what Sam is weighing for this? He looks a heck of a lot bigger than the other guy.
Hahahahaha sams gonna beat this guys ass
Thats going in my brutal mog collection
Have you seen his opponent? This matchup is a joke. This entire fight is merely a platform for him to call out Hasan.
>durr im 6'4 jacked
>IRL stands beside hyde who is a real 6'4
>hes a manlet
I love it
wtf is that Christian XXX?
New vid dropped
Plays exactly like an mde skit
So is candyman going to be his official fighting persona?
who is he fighting anyway?
Sam will win no doubt he wants to call out Hassan and beating the shit out of hassan is his main goal so his eyes are set.
IamThompson look extremly nervous you can see him sipping his water drink everytime in his interviews a sign of fear. Sam will kill him
my money is on the nasty physical beast
hes my top guy
they're really about to put sam hyde into a self defense situation
Why is he fighting this violin guy?
YouTube “star” cash grab. Sam sage his ultimate goal is to fight that young Turks guy.
Because he’s got a soft spot that needs a WAP
Sam can't box worth shit kek but he looked like he was actually hitting that water bag pretty fucking hard in one clip.
Is Hasan the guy that Sam ultimately wants to fight? Hasan may be a turbofag, but he’s quite a bit younger and looks like he’s in pretty good shape. I’m not sure Sam can beat him.
Sam would destroy Hasan.
Taller, heavier and far more experienced.
I hope you’re right, that would be a lot of fun to watch. How is Sam more experienced? I didn’t realize he had ever boxed before.
>How is Sam more experienced? I didn’t realize he had ever boxed before.
He took out an entire elementary school once
Its hard to know his exact experience but hes done casual boxing for at least 10 years and properly trained for 1
I think he actually wants to fight Piker for real. To that end it would be best to beat the violin guy but still look like shit and thereby help coax that fucking dirty turk weasel out of his hole.
He could go easy but would be more jino for him to go for a KO
This poor Aussie is just a punchline to a long winded joke
If he annihilated the guy Piker would never crawl out of his fart-sack. He was already shook as it is.
Isn’t Hassan and destiny and all of these leftie types much more richer than Sam is?
I don't know but Hasan is a fucking dirty Turk weasel and no amount of money will ever change that. After the amount of shit Sam has been talking, I can't respect hasan if he doesn't box him.
Unless he blew it Sam is pretty rich, he got in early on bitcoin and ethereum.
He also has a lot of employees though, so who knows
yes. when you are on main platforms you make millions
If he pulls off that scheme, actually gets to fight Hasan, and knocks him the fuck out on pay-per-view, then that might actually be the peak of the internet.
I thought the same thing too. But after seeing Hasan's go at a punching bag I'm not so sure now.
If Sam can show up in shape he would murder Hasan. Sam has power look at the water bag video.
Hes getting buried by thmpsn, even Charls put money down.
If Hasan boxes Sam and loses it will literally ruin any future he has on social media.
Why does he want to fight Hasan so bad? Is it just the obvious fact that Hasan is an enormous fag, or is there some specific beef between them?
He’s a big buff leftist who adheres to the ‘might makes right’ thought process, which makes him atypical of the traditional leftie. Sam wants to knock him out and prove that he’s mightier and therefore correct
They’re both on roids so it would be an interesting fight
I really hope that happens now. But I get the feeling that Hasan will never agree to fight. He has way more to lose.
Is everyone on roids? I’m talking about the average Joe. I saw a crazy stat where it said up to 1/6 people at any gym was taking roids
Tons of people on roids, bud. Even more if you lump in the "TRT" crowd, who cope and say "I'm not roiding!".
You would genuinely be surprised.
What’s the difference?
I knew a few people that I used to work with that jumped on roids right when they started working out. No idea what they were taking, I was just surprised that they were so quick to it. So I would believe that 1/6 in a gym is a fair estimate.
according to sam this whole thing is just so he can get to hasan, he'll try to do some wwe tier speech to make hasan respond to him and its possible his whole fight is going to be comedic on purpose, attempting WWE moves and other shit while getting the shit beaten out of him
for anyone who didn't know he claims to have made some entrance-walk costume that is just filled with schizo call-outs and insults to hasan
I still don't understand the obsession Sam has with Hasan. Yeah sure, Sam hates leftists and the "alpha macho man" Hasan has and wants to tear it down, but even so, his obsession is so fucking weird, and I really doubt Hasan is gonna fight him anyway, he doesn't have anything to gain from him, he could just easily ignore him and keep raking in the cash from his paypiggies.
because Hasan and lefties want to "punch a nazi".
They say sam is a nazi, so sam is like "okay come punch ME"
and then they refuse.
Yes but it's clear Hasan is not gonna do it, so I don't know why he keeps coming after him. I mean, I guess it's to make him look like a pussy but frankly I don't think it's working, Hasan will still have a bunch of braindead people giving him money while he sits there streaming and doing nothing.
yes and then he can no longer talk about taking out nazis, because he had the chance and he chose to sit at home instead. they were even going to give money to charity
just say you're a former hassan/sam fan and stop pussyfooting around your opinions
Ngl Hasan looks like a huge pussy so far.
>Yes but it's clear Hasan is not gonna do it, so I don't know why he keeps coming after him
To humiliate him further.
its not weird at all, hasan is the exact opposite of sam and everything he believes in, ideologically, life, looks, values, and sam can gain a lot of money and infamy from a big name like him. the game is that sam gets to call out hasan for trying to be the tough guy nazipuncher and make him look like a pussy coward if he doesn't answer, and if he does answer, sam can get a lot of money out of it and probably beat the shit out of him aswell. right now hasan is being exposed as a coward pussy who doesn't actually have the courage to beat up a famed nazi incel bigot, even if the money gets donated to some lefty charity/cause.
Because who wouldn't want to watch Hasan get punched in the face? He'd probably be calling Ethan Klein out too if he wasn't an obviously fat and weak pussy. It's all about the clout. That's why all these Youtubers are doing it anyways.
it’s funny. say what you want about Sam but he understands entertainment in the internet age. World Peace was very successful and ever since iDubzz inadvertently brought him back into the mainstream he’s capitalized massively and been the star of every opportunity he’s had.
>"its best told in the form of a tale... oh my faceid's not working"
>wearing big fuck-off green glasses
I lost my shit and it wasn't even part of the spiel
the face of a man who knows he is going to die
Sam isn't obese, so he must be on a pretty heavy stack rn
he used to look like this. what a roidchud
chadbros.. we got too fucking cocky..
I'm pretty sure he has to gain weight to be in a similar weight class as Samuel
Sam is looking like a beast here
>Put on weight so he loses definition=fraud
Kek, if anything that points towards natty
"i have body dysmorphia"
who the fuck is he fighting?
some ticktok fag
>watching interview with the dead man walking
>its a 3 round fight
Sam will be fine, cardio not an issue.
RIP little violin man.
according to harley Sam was doing intense training for hours and even after Harley was completely done for the day Sam still went on the heavy bag
he's got stamina
where can you watch it?
He can't lose.
probably the only 'boxing' fight ill ever watch where i actually want one person to win over the other
i need sam hyde webms so i can start a thread on wsg
I'm sorry but do people actually think Hassan is muscular/big?
>Inb4 Hyde isn't big too
I don't give a fuck they're both absolutely retarded grifters
Idk man. Hyde is pretty big. He’s like 6’6.
you don’t know what that word means
the candyman will get the balls rolling
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