I remember a geeza slammed six of these in college before exams, he shit himself during the exam and passed out, the old biddy teacher phoned an ambulance and shut down the entire exam because of it.
I've never done preworkout or ever drank these things specifically to aid a workout. But I abused the hell out of them to perform at work, and later, to keep myself dopamined up enough not to lose my shit every morning I was forced to be back in the office.
Now I've got like 80 banked up for a cross country road trip but I'm hoping to keep them to a minimum.
>never drink caffeine before >try out energy drinks for first time >sipping one or two, ~200-400mg, makes me jumpy >but too expensive every day and they all taste like ass >try caffeine pills >feel literally nothing even when I take twice the dosage
I don't get it. I never had a caffeine tolerance in the first place.
>never drink caffeine before >try out energy drinks for first time >sipping one or two, ~200-400mg, makes me jumpy >but too expensive every day and they all taste like ass >try caffeine pills >feel literally nothing even when I take twice the dosage
I don't get it. I never had a caffeine tolerance in the first place.
Weird, I only really feel energy drinks when I have no tolerance, but caffeine pills (200 mg) are very noticeable even with pretty high tolerance for me
Energy drinks also contain lots of guarana and taurine, which both act as stimulants. Maybe you've got a natural tolerance to caffeine, but not to the other two
Yes
Except the green one
>the green one
you mean the other green one
>tfw they discontinued the black cherry version for this
FRICK
they had a black cherry version? hm and i never got a chance to try it
i had the aussie lemonade one yesterday and it was pretty good
Still got it in the UK
this one is shit, just super sour apple that set my teeth on edge, they used to have a teal color version that was so much better
No
this is better
I surprisingly liked this. Was sure it would be disgusting. The new peach zero is good too.
This is it. This is my kryptonite. You put these in front of me and I revert back to my animal state.
THE MAN IS OUT, THE MONSTER IS IN
>mfw i just created Monster's next slogan
Please compensate me in stock options Monster CEO sama.
these were the first Monsters to give me serious heart palpitations
I prefer fruity Relentless
I like bang more
This is the best one
I like the sugar free monster “tea”
Not a sip, more of a chug
Sex.
Not true I know from experience dude
Another goyslurp shilling thread, nice.
I think they're faking the caffeine content in these. I feel absolutely 0% more alert from this. But Red Bull works pretty well for me
Best overall sip coming through! Great taste and not bogged down with too much shit
love the Arnold Palmer sip. Great for hangovers
They discontinued this right?? Can’t find it anywhere (UK), was even hard to find online. Where can I buy this for $2/can??
>Can’t find it anywhere (UK)
That's the problem
No it just looks different now
Its still around. Can occasionally find it in finland. They are always imports so they cost more than the more commonly found sips
Goyslurp
Cram it, schizo
>2 shekels have been deposited to your account
I only buy them to take dickpics
Cialis is better
You’ll build a tolerance to them so fast that after you have two its not even worth it anymore unless you wait over a week before drinking one again.
I remember a geeza slammed six of these in college before exams, he shit himself during the exam and passed out, the old biddy teacher phoned an ambulance and shut down the entire exam because of it.
did you go to school with will mackenzie by any chance?
it raises my hr by like 10bpm on days where i take it and do cardio
No who's that?
I've never done preworkout or ever drank these things specifically to aid a workout. But I abused the hell out of them to perform at work, and later, to keep myself dopamined up enough not to lose my shit every morning I was forced to be back in the office.
Now I've got like 80 banked up for a cross country road trip but I'm hoping to keep them to a minimum.
Uncarbonated ones like lemonade (recover?) are best. Who wants a stomachfull of foam while working out? I've heard of bloatmaxxing, but come on...
*sips*
Very warm. Robust, with just a buttery high note of all-weather coolant...and, there we go. Darkness.
Kong strong is better
based lidl enjoyer
>tfw you can't drink them because it makes your heart beat fast and makes you feel like you'll die
Why can't I have anything in life
Why do all of you recommend Monster Energy for working out?
Because they are paid shills or fell for the tricks of paid shills. The monster memes are one of the biggest viral marketing campaigns in history
I work for the Monster Beverage Corporation.
Tell me about the company anon. I'm considering strategic equity investments to shield me from inflation. And, of course, to own assets in general.
Kneel
Gotta stop drinking them, starting to affect me
where my fellow wingedchads at
>never drink caffeine before
>try out energy drinks for first time
>sipping one or two, ~200-400mg, makes me jumpy
>but too expensive every day and they all taste like ass
>try caffeine pills
>feel literally nothing even when I take twice the dosage
I don't get it. I never had a caffeine tolerance in the first place.
there is more than just caffeine in energy drinks
its all blended together to give u more energy
not a shill I promise
Weird, I only really feel energy drinks when I have no tolerance, but caffeine pills (200 mg) are very noticeable even with pretty high tolerance for me
Then why not just use actual preworkout?
yeah that works too
Energy drinks also contain lots of guarana and taurine, which both act as stimulants. Maybe you've got a natural tolerance to caffeine, but not to the other two
how much coffee do i need to take in order to feel anything
keep drinking it until you feel jittery and find out wtf
keep it under 300-400 mg or else you'll just feel sick and have a headache
For me there is a perfect sweet spot between 150-250mg