Is it a meme?

Is it a meme?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is, redbull is waaay better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, its part of the 'boomer sip' meme or '30 year old boomer' meme.

      All these drinks kill your teeth.

      When I was 16/17 I drink this before lifting… it works kind of just my heart kept beating fast and I couldn’t do more even tho my body wasn’t tired but my heart

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I became a firm believer of energy drinks once I got bedridden from 38.7c fever during new years eve, drank a jap version of Redbull(Lipovitan) and was able to party in the next hour.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >38.7°C fever
          >drink energy drinks
          >goes partying
          Yeah im calling bullshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >38.7
          Hypothermia sets in way before this. Fake and gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's the undisputed king

      overpriced and I think it tastes worse

      https://i.imgur.com/8ovLA9u.jpg

      best monster and its not even close

      good but has horrible aftertaste

      https://i.imgur.com/ah9HhTy.jpg

      *blocks your path*

      https://i.imgur.com/WsnwaxF.png

      Goddammit I forgot the pic

      never tried

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody asked for your input, you dumb fuck

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody, except for op
          and if you're one of the guys I replied to, Nobody asked for your input, you dumb fuck
          go have a nice day, brain rotted moron, I post whatever the fuck I want and most likely lift more than you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mad af
            Lmao

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep projecting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      red bull tastes like the aftertaste of vomiting
      >more expensive
      >lower caffeine content
      >fewer active ingredients
      >invented by thai bugmen as a literal cough syrup
      Yeah I'm thinking Monster is king

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, its part of the 'boomer sip' meme or '30 year old boomer' meme.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these drinks kill your teeth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      really? how? They don't have sugar and some of us brush our teeth anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carbonation is somewhat acidic and gradually corrodes your teeth if consumed in excess

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    best monster and its not even close

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *blocks your path*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ah9HhTy.jpg

      *blocks your path*

      Flavormoggs all of these easily

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddammit I forgot the pic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ah9HhTy.jpg

      *blocks your path*

      https://i.imgur.com/WsnwaxF.png

      Goddammit I forgot the pic

      I've had at least 9 cozy mornings RUINED by you oldfags and your fucking monster recommendations. Reign and Bang are LEAGUES ahead of monster. I don't know why I still fall for it.
      >"Oh boy, watermelon zero, IST said this was the best flavor!"
      It tasted like fucking dogshit, I could've gotten reign candy or bang pina colada and had a great 300mg morning

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Honestly the only monster flavors I enjoy are zero ultra and maybe the purple one. Original tastes like if you were to mix carbonated water into a year old gallon bottle of trucker piss laying on the side of an Arizona highway. Plus the ingredients in Bang and Reign mog most other brands

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol If you like bang then you have the taste buds of a 3 year old. You're the type who can only eat goyslop because your sense of taste has been destroyed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice try, moishe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the new peach one they put out 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's good shit, but I found this and it's easily my favorite

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never liked energy drinks, i pretty much only drink water and tea usually but i tried this the other day and it was really fucking good. i think im gonna buy more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, also tried regular Monster and it sucked so I'm sticking to white.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how it all starts, and the next thing you know is you stand outside the gas station begging for some change

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gets mogged pretty hard by bang and reign imo. It's funny how red bull and monster went from being perceived as extreme hardcore energy drinks when they first came out to pretty mild nowadays.

    Still tasty though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bang and Reign taste like dogshot, tho.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best tasting flavor but I prefer the Rehab line that doesn't have Erythritol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rehab after the third sip tastes like an ashtray

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No joke this tastes like onions when you drink it too much.

    Next time you drink it you will think of onion flavour and you will gag.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wont

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >created by garden gnomes
    >logo is 666 in Hebrew
    You be the judge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      with garden gnomes you win

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It literally made my teeth orange and I had to get the dentist to remove it, thankfully most of the orange shit came off. Anyone know what's up with that?

    I was drinking 4-6 cans daily, mostly the white and green and black/red

    I still do but I drink through a straw now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4-6 cans daily
      Enjoy not living past 40

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how retarded do you have to be to drink 4-6 cans daily. Just have 1 before a workout if you're tired

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking literal mark of the beast garden gnomece
    Severely outclassed by Bang and Reign, and a slew of other smaller name brands
    pic related is my GOAT though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      these get so cold it's weird. I've had bang and reign from the same 7/11 fridge and they feel like they're 5 degrees warmer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, i love sitting down before a good sesh at the iron altar with crispy cold can of Oliet Bangs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        these taste best imo, but i just get whatever is cheapest.

        getting the root beer made with actual birch root and sugar is such a nice sip. hard to find tho.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you even find non white monster zeros. They never have other flavors anywhere except gas stations, and they always cost toomuch in that case

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on your local grocery stores and walmarts. for local you can always try to personally request new stock.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got it for le funny meme, and actully developed a taste for it, but they are so bad for you.

    Working in a coffee shop if I need a pick me up I just drink a coffee, I might get a Monster Ultra maybe once or twice a month, maybe a 4 pack if its on offer.

    Also
    >be 38

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >38
      >working in a coffee shop
      what happened

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my country it pays more than office workers, many healthcare workers and general jobs like that.

        I have to got the guys to tell my dad I make more per hour adjusted for inflation than he did when he retired.

        They keep putting it up, giving out bonus and such, I can never fucking leave.

        On the plus side I own my own house.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what country?
          what did you do for the first 20 years of your adulthood? genuinely interested

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did IT and sales for the 20 years or my adulthood, the IT was good but the sales was hell. I also did a little fast food like everyone did starting out. I never managed to save any money back then tho.

            I actully like my job tbh.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              cool

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This literally tastes EXACTLY like those red white and blue rocket popsicles. It's so close it took me back to my childhood with the first sip. Unfortunately I found it while on vacation and never run into it at home :/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      go away gooma

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have it in my gym, but I don't pay retail price for fizzy drinks so I need to find a crate online

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but a

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RARE SIP COMING THRU

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink these. The taste is way better than zero sugar and it's only 30 calories.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made like $700 off my mnst shares so idk if meme or not but I like the loca mochas

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is a moral good to drink those

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it is fucking fantastic.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the purpose
    do they offer a significant boost in performance? why do you drink this shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's coffee/tea/yerba/kratom for people with immature taste buds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember reading somewhere that yerba was carcinogenic, could be wrong tho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Throat cancer, which is prevalent for anyone drinking hot liquids.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reading into it the hot liquids bit is more an issue amongst smokers and "hot liquids" is referring to satan's piss levels of hot (60°C/140°F). As for yerba it just seems it's flat out carcinogenic to your mouth, throat and even lungs if consumed in large ammounts

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Edit, the dangerous daily consumption amount for yerba is 1-2 liters, but the increased risks are still there if you are exposed to other carcinogens in your surroundings

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Edit, the dangerous daily consumption amount for yerba is 1-2 liters, but the increased risks are still there if you are exposed to other carcinogens in your surroundings

              South Americans drink boiling hot yerba instead of water all day. If you're taking your supp stack and iodine, you most likely won't die of cancer.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Better than every energy drink literally ever; I've never had anything else come close. God-tier.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Utah has come out with the best thing since the end of prohibition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it good? And does it have that antler stuff they claim makes you jacked

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    feces

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fine, just remember to stir it to activate the taurine.

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