Is it possible to fix this extreme gains goblin?

Nothing seems to work and surgery is not an option.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surgery

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try abstaining from receptive anal sex for a while.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never done that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know, so abstaining would really help

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I tore my answer through regular shitting
        >no doctor I didn't insert anything that would rip my anal walls. Why are you asking that.
        >so what if my ass is ripped. I did not insert anything inside my ass
        >Yeah everybody else who doesn't insert things in their ass doesn't have ripped buttholes and guys who insert things in their ass have ripped buttholes and my butthole is ripped but you can't assume I stuff things in my butt just because I have a ripped butthole

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have been ass fricking my woman for a decade.
          she has no hemarroids.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dick size probably makes a difference

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hell yeah bruthur
            >done been frickin my bawl n chain for awhile now
            >she ain't got no hema rhoids

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He will never be a woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just use smaller squat plugs anon. or stop using them at all

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can be honest with your doctor, homo, his oath prevents him from letting other people know how gay you are

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >his oath prevents him from letting other people know how gay you are
            I married a doctor. The oath does not stop her from telling me everything. They have entire gossip circles just to share details on patients.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I stand corrected, OP
              Lie to your doctor

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get them banded. it’s not surgery and takes 5 minutes

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is surgery not an option? I've seen dozens of haemorroid bandings and they just remove the issue.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This problem will resolve by ceasing all fiber and carbohydrate, switching to a proper human diet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have been eating zero fiber but do consume carbs through honey and dairy.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had one of these. It's curable. It's poop bacteria infecting the lining of your intestines. Eat a carrot salad once a day.
    Shave carrot parallel to the stalk so you have long fibrous shoots.
    Add salt.
    Add a few drops of apple cider vinegar.
    Give a light coating of extra virgin olive oil.
    Very tasty. Do this every day for a week and then feel the hemorrhoid. It should be smaller/gone entirely.
    >inb4 muh fad diet.
    It's a week of eating carrots. Is Surgery really that much more attractive to you?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just massage them with your fingers and they go away after a week.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use preparation H, otc ointments, try to shove em back in (gently), and dont lift heavy with legs for a few weeks.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no sugars
    no mustard
    no coffee

    Use a bit of butter from raw milk or a piece of meat as a suppository. This will heal the damage on a short period of time.
    If you find former disgusting just "sit it out" and, at least, use organic coconut oil on your butthole after a shower. The tissue has to be well lubed to avoid any further damage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no mustard

      wat

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    interesting that everyone ITT has different advice

    my 'roids never hurt, but i've been trying to get rid of 'em anyway
    i've tried different over the counter meds. i wouldn't say they work. suppositories are better than most, but i think only because they "butter up" your ass, making the shit slide out thus not straining. but they say "only take for such and such days", so it's no good.
    there are these wet napkins with witch hazel that are cheap, so i use them occasionally. i don't know if it does anything medecine wise, but the coldness/coolness of them seems to help. you can also dampen tp in water, even cheaper.

    avoid bloating foods, such as beans, peas, any dairy, beer. avoid bread as it fills you up and makes you shit more ofthen. eat instead some hard boiled eggs and air fried meat. i also snack on dry cornflakes.

    supposedly using PC standing or sleeping on your back etc, like, not sitting generally on them should help them heal.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is surgery not an option
    why is banding not an option
    ffs are people really that scared of the fricking doctor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in the US doctors are expensive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go to a clinic as ask for a shrink injection

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had some 'roids a while back. Try a sitzbath with warm water and epsom salts. 30 minutes a day in the sitzbath until they're gone. It took me two days.

    I was surprised at how well it worked.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i had a hemorrhoid from constipation once and just gently massaged it until it went away
    you probably need to do that as soon as you get it though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      internal or external?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ascending colon

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    maybe not sitting on your desk for 20+ hours a day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do you avoid getting these

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had em for 20 years. They were terrible and so massive, I wasn't even aware what was the hemorrhoid because it was all hemorrhoid.
    Add in a fistula and fissure and you got shit that will never heal without surgery.
    I had a LOT done during that surgery but it was no problem. Post surgery fricking sucks but you can manage it if you eat properly and take stool softeners regularly. I wound up in the ER with post-op bleeding. That really sucked but, I'd still get the surgery again.
    Get enough fiber, water. Take colace. Buy a bidet and a squatty potty.
    Shit don't heal after all that, see if doctor can do banding in office. Get the surgery if you gotta.
    Certainly beats leaking bloody shit all day for the rest of your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, why was your butthole bombed out like a school in Gaza?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do you avoid getting these

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't surgery an option?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it can be resolved naturally.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a small external one for the past year and too ashamed to go see the doc, it doesnt hurt but what pisses me off is feeling the fake need to poop, and then once im done i feel the need to poop again after 10 mins, happens like 3-4 times and nothing comes out except for the first time. makes me pissed off.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prevention is easier than treatment. There are some creams that could help. As for prevention, doing kegels, eating proper diet that makes shitting smooth quick and easy is the key. You can't strain on the toilet. Ingesting sufficient ammount of water be it throug soups, fruits and vegetables or just drinking is also important. Avoid stimulants (they constrict bloodvessels and that basically is what hemorrhoids are, blood vessel that popped out). All sources i consider reputable advice on eating more fiber to improve digestion, but you're free to listen to anons on mongolian yak herding forum and cut fiber.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah also what

      maybe not sitting on your desk for 20+ hours a day

      said. Not sitting all the time is extremally important. Some activity is recommended but you should avoid straining yourself. (I think and i may be completely wrong on this, but that means mostly lifts with heavy bracing).

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had one for a few years now, or atleast I suspect thats what it is (internal hems) because of the symptoms. Pressure inside my ass that's constant and annoying, not really painful at all, just feels like there's something inside and farting gives me a relief for some reason lol. Sometimes I don't feel it at all but most of the time it's there and it's impossible to feel completely relaxed. Haven't gone to get it checked cus I'm a pussy when it comes to doctors, but maybe this year is the year.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Want some real advice?
    Stand more and citrucel fiber
    Do NOT sit unless you have to
    also, no acidic foods or blood thinning meds
    it'll clear up

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too much fiber Jorge. Easy on the beans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally have been eating zero fiber for a while.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did a 3 day water fast at the beginning of the year and I haven't had trouble with em since but I had one for years. Try that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have done longer ones.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate too much mashed potatoes when I was 24 and it disfigured my ass forever. The other point of no return when I was front squatting without exhaling properly

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fixed this with a lubed up dildo. idea was to put everything "back in place" I guess. couple times a day for I think a week or two and I no longer had pain, even when using the bathroom. no, it wasn't fun and it didn't feel good. also, it should be mandatory for any guy who wants to perform anal on anyone. very enlightening. anyway gl

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get some aloe, the actual leaf not the banana boat shit, and slice it open. Take the gel and rub it in your butthole. Not even memeing. This works.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know that issue and had a surgery some years ago. What improves them is tea tree oil, mix with coconut oil or sensitive cream if it's too strong

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get these couple times a year.

    For me it's just about not spending too much time on the toilet and washing my ass and I won't get them.

    But then I forget to follow my own advice and get them again. It's not honestly so bad for me, only bothers when I'm cycling.

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